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>end up going on my first date last night for tea
>girl is a few years older than me, but I really just wanted to practice for other girls
>earlier in the day girl texts me something about her ex making her feel bad
>already awkward af
>tells me I speak quietly; tbqh it wouldn't make a difference if it were male or female (I don't like having to practically yell to speak)
>she knows I like anime and weeb stuff
>asks if I have a body pillow
>say yeah I want one to put in the passenger seat of my car
>I don't think she realized it was a joke
>She asks if I watch any shows or movies
>No, I haven't in maybe a decade
>Nothing in common
>Shit is awkward and progressively gets more awkward as more time is spent together
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>>18384968
She's trying to fuck but doesn't want to come out like the slut she was couple years back.get some pussy loser
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>>18384973

IDK it kind of got to the point where she was kind of talking down to me like I was a little kid who didn't know how to function as an adult. (Even though I'm fully functioning and responsible)
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>>18384979
Not sure what to say. You already said that you are practicing and that this is at a serious relationship.

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I can't get this one fucking chick out of my head.

We met on Tinder a few weeks back and went on a few dates and hooked up once (didn't even smash). After our last date or hang out or whatever you'd call it, she just started giving me excuses the next few times I asked her to hang out.

She was a total cutie and insanely cool. I don't think I'll ever meet another girl like her because it took me 25 fuckin' years to meet her. What are the odds I'll ever meet another girl even similar?

The fucked up part is that I'm not like completely horrible with girls. Like I'm not out fucking a different girl every week or anything but I am able to get myself laid occasionally. It's just this one fucking chick, man. She got me all twisted up and just dipped on me. I hate feeling like this so much. It's been about a week since we last talked and I think about her pretty much every day.

It's fucked up, I hate feeling like such a sopping wet vagina, what the fuck do I do? Is she just going to be my "one that got away" forever?

Can someone please offer me some advice in getting over chicks? I'm trying to keep my mind busy but fuuuuuuck. Drinking seems to be the only thing that really helps me feel okay but I've been trying to curb my drinking a bit and this shit doesn't help.

What do I do?
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>>18384856
You should of fucked she got pissed cause she didn't get no dick by some loser . Yes some pussy does get away it moves away it goes to work it gets a boy and ends up getting pregnant by some abusive drug dealer. He's been in jail for 9 months. Her baby is 6 months old. I'm waiting for her to give up that pussy . 9 month tight pussy
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>>18384856
boyy i met a girl and smashed it a couple times and havent seen her in a month as of today out of nowhere. I feel you man honestly she just obvi isnt the one if shes gonna run around making you feel anything like that, not right now at least.
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It's just neurotransmitters making connections and giving you these feelings. They subside with age. You feel anguish because she must be very attractive. However, this strong attraction you feel is a good sign that she is above your league and has no interest in you at all. So just forget her. Go after a girl that isn't so attractive to you.

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Hi, I'm going to a festival sometime soon, I was wondering what the most reliable way to get some gear in. I've tried searching what security is like at the entrance and nothing comes up; this will be the second time the festivals have taken place and it wasn't popular last year but this year they have got some really popular acts.
I was thinking maybe I can heat up the metal lid on a can of pringles, deposit the stuff in there and then hold the lid down as the glue dries but I don't know how reliably that'd work (food is allowed to be brought in).
Do any of you have any suggestions or personal experience regarding this?
>pic somewhat related I guess not the festival im going to
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>>18384849
Bitch don't be trying to blow anybody up you stupid jerk. If you do plan on the police bashing your people's head in afterwards scumbag
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UP your butt.

No foolin. If you want it that bad.

Also, Its a music festivle. If you can't find drugs there where the fuck else are you going to get them. haha
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>>18384859
Never buy drugs at a music festival.

Up your butt OP, or in your wallet.

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I'm a dude in high school, and I know there are a lot of men in their mid 20 or hell 40s on here too.

One thing is, I could've lost my virginity many times but refused to and its not because of insecurity or religion lmao, I'm just stuck at the idea of losing it to a "special' person.

Well men, I've been fucked over in relationships so many fucking times and I'm still horny as shit. I am tired of trying and I'm at that point where I almost do not give a shit anymore

Should I quit being a pussy and just lose it when the next opportunity comes??
What are the consequences of losing it to some hot slut?
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It all comes down to what you value?

Personally I think the whole virginity thing is stupid. I lost mine at 12 with a girl I haven't seen since the summer of that year.

It's "special" I guess but if its breaking your own value then what is that to you?

Or would you consider changing your beliefs? Seeing it as some arbitrary thing that it is and get on with it.

YOu're puttin too much stock in it being "the right one" Hahaha THats so subjective it hurts.

YOu could think it's the right one but then BAM two days later you'rre questioning wether she/he was or not.

I'd say you probalby have better things to worry about than who you lose your sex bubble too.

Questjion what you believe and you'll go farther in life than most people who don't.
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That decision is up to you. A lot of women see a virtue being upheld by a man like that and gind it very attractive. Not only do they want to take your virginity, it makes you stand out among most of the freaks and weirdos out there that eat, sleep, and breathe sex. It's also important to note that sex isn't special. Any two people can do it in some way or another. I say keep on holding out.
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>>18384822
It's like a car. You eventually gotta pick one . If their giving it to you test drive it see if you like it. You might end up liking guys you never know. I could be fucking your boypussy

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I thought I recognised the chest of a profile that asked for sex, started to message him and he confessed me he is a married teacher of my village, the age and the height match.

Sent him a fake photo and asked him for one.

Literally don't know what I'm doing or why, because I don't find him attractive at all.

Now he is offline and I'm nervous as fuck.
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Faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
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>>18384829
Great advice!
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>>18384797
I mean I guess you could blackmail your teach for better grades?

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Ill, keep this simple.

> me 16
> met sweet girl
> she "like" me
> I like her
> talked for a month, was a good friend
> we exchanged our thoughts, she said she liked me, I happy
> Then a week or two later, she said she couldn't see us having a relationship.
> I was like wtf why and she says she doesn't want me to stop talking to her if anything goes wrong
>??? - me
> We snap time to time but its v awkward
>discovered 4chan
>I like 4chan
>found this
>now asking for help

I confused, what should I do? She asexual, has depression, but a lovely sweet girl I have no sexual desires with. Still want to be with her

Question 1 - Can I do anything at this point?
Question 2 - If I cant, what are the best ways to get over her?
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Well you're 16 and discovering the world.

Do that. Discover. Trust me. You won't find love at 16. You'll find passion and emotion and sex. You've got to navigate it. Start to understand the emotions and thoughts you are feeling.

Forget about this girl. She's playing you. Put your heart on your sleeve and tell her how you feel. If she doesn't want that then man tha tsucks but it's not the end of the world.

You'll be ok and by being a man and letting her know how you feel thats all you can do.

Was it uncomfortable? Fuck yeah. Does it suck that she wont resiprocate even though she's sending allthese signals? Fuc kyeah That shit always sucks. But man. Be proud to know you tried and if it doesn work. Back out and go somewhere else.

This isn't end all be all. Don't look for someone to settle with at your age. Look for someone who can teach you something. Maybe not directly but be aware of your situation and TRULEY try to understand your own thoughts and feelings when you get into a relatjionship.

This is your time to start making some values and solidifying your life. Don't trap yourself with just one girl, one job. Give yourself choices and options.

Fuck up. BUrnt hands teach best.

Dont be affraid to fuck up. Be scared but know you can probably overcome and when you do... It's beautiful.

Find meaning in your life kid. Look for more than love. Look to learn.
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tysm much appreciated
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>>18384784
FFS, if she's asexual and you pretty much seem to be too, then wtf does "be together" mean?

Is it normal to always think that you can do better than your current SO?

I know that women always are looking for a guy with a bigger bank account, better social status, bigger dick, etc. but does the same apply to men looking for better looking women?
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>>18384751
Your perception of women is incredibly skewed, and slightly bitter. And your picture of those two Kardashian-esque idiots isn't helping.
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>>18384751
Quit meeting bitches at the bus stop. And bitches with money usually look for a man with some money so quit being a broke jerk
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>>18384751
No it's not normal and women don't always think that. Not sure where you got that idea but it's not what I've seen.

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Better to buy 1/8 for $24 or four pre-rolls for $20?

Plan to be selling at $12 a gram/pre-roll.

Area is extremely dry and demand is high and constant.
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THere are plenty of guides about selling weed on the internet.

Google it.

We arn't your personal accountants. haha

It's selling weed. Not rocket science.
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>>18384750
imagine posting about your illegal marijuana dealing venture on a public internet forum.
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>>18384770

Well I'm an accounting major and want to minimize overhead and maximize profits.

And honestly, I need a hobby so the weighing and packaging process could be fun and interesting.

I found a largely untapped market but I think that I am overthinking it.

They want to get the most possible product for the cheapest price while also wanting the best quality.

They can have two of those but not all three.

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How can I get my normal smooth back how can I remove these shit ? Laser ? I don't know. How can I remove them completely like they weren't there
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>>18384701
how old are you? just lose weight and let your skin heal itself if you're under 25.
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JUst gotta deal with it.

SOmetimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't.

I became super fat at the age of 19-20. Went from being about 6'1 175lbs to 250lbs in the span of about two years. I am riddled with stretch marks.

I'm 28 now. They are still their. Faint. But there. I see them as the shame of a former life. It motivates me to put in the work to be fit.

Then I started lifting weights and getting in shaped. Dropped down to about 185 from 250 and the packing on of muscle gave me stretch marks in my shoulders, armpits and biceps. Lol

I COULDNT WIN!!

So I just accepted that fact I probably have shitty skin and moved on with my life.

I've got more things to worry about than my skin being weird.

It's been 8 years since I started getting them. PRobably have them the rest of my life.
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>>18384701
dermarolling

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22 year old beta seeking advice. How to score pussy?
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>>18384594
Be interesting, well-groomed and open your mouth.
>beta
Also never unironically impose an alpha/beta dichotomy on complex individuals again. It's reductive and the mark of a brainlet.
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You guys must not read or keep getting rejected. Boat+liquor+hoes+summer heat+ bill Cosby=?. And you have no hoes you say? That's ok you make some fliers and pass them to a fraternity women's unless you want boypussy
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We have this thread everyday

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My anon friends,

I'm overly aggressive towards my gf when I'm irritated. Help. I hurl offensive words like I'm a magician in an rpg game. I never attack her physically but I'm sure I'm being emotionally violent nonetheless.

Caveat: when I'm irritated, it's always for a reason. Like when she went out behind my back to some guy's place to drink and lied about it, she talked behind my back ill of me, etc. emotional treasons. Basically, she almost cheated on me last year. I don't know for sure if she didn't.

However, the above mistakes of hers are 6 months old, and today I just get irritated by minor things like her forgetting some minor everyday thing. My feelings in that moment go back to the times of the past when she did bigger mistakes.

So, basically, even though she has changed for the better, I'm still traumatized from her past mistakes and I bring them up again and again for her to understand my pain.

Any way to move forward as a couple?
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>>18384569
You cheat on her to make you try and forget.
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>>18384569
OP you don't have any problem other than staying with a woman that betrayed you and hurt you. You can't fix this shit or undo what she did and expect she'll do again.
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The relationship is already over when she did those things and you're holding on to the lifeless corpse. You're being so irritated because you've realized that your relationship wasn't the fairytale that you thought it would be. I would suggest that you end it. There's no point in attempting to revive the relationship with someone who betrays you, so why continue?

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Psy are piece of shit who only want me to take pills who knock me out but this shit don't stop my anxiety... How can I stop this fucking anxiety disorder ?!? Can someone tell me I need to stop having panic attack.


Also I have a huge problem. I can't stay alone cause if I stay alone I have panic attacks. How can I be able to stay alone without having panic attacks ?
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If my mother is here I don't have panic attack but if she leaves I have panic attack and I always need her to be around or I'll have panic attack. I don't know why, I don't know how to stop this.
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>>18384567
Fire your shrink and find another who believes in the talking cure rather than meds.
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>>18384567
Bitch if their the right pills you sell them hoes and get some money. Then you go get your dick wet

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Hey guys.

Is there anything I can do about sweating a lot, particularly butt sweat/swamp ass? Im 5'11 152 lbs, rather skinny. I've read about buying powders and different types of clothing, but I was wondering if I could do anything else I can do. I start sweating pretty easily when its hot and I'm in Florida so it's always hot.

I know this is a broad plea for help but I'm desperate because it's stupid embarrassing. I'll answer any questions I can.

Thanks
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One thing you can do is realize we are all human and we all have differnt levels of biology. One person sweats their ass off in a room while another person can have the shivers.

Why is it embaressing to you?

I found when I stopped wearing underwear swamp ass stopped becoming a huge issue.

It's alright to be the sweaty guy. I mean is it really affecting your life or are you letting it affect your life?

Are you leaving puddles behind? Maybe its time to start carrying a handkerchief.
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>>18384520
I was in Florida two weeks ago at Disneyland. Hot as fuck. ( Texas boy). Yes not same heat as here. More humid sweating my balls off. No not sure what to do
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>>18384534
Hmm. I can see it the way you're thinking, and I understand that everyone's body is different, I just think butt sweating is particularly embarrassing. It's not that bad indoors unless it's pretty hot, but outside I'm drenched in that area. If there's something I can do to reduce the amount I sweat there or in general, I'll gladly try it. I know I'm particularly hairy in that area so I'm gonna try shaving it, then maybe getting a different type of body wash. Is there anything else I can do?

I'm UK, she's US. If I were to travel there, get legally married to her, would I be able to get US citizenship through her as family?
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>>18384493
Don't fucking come down here and Manchester us you stupid son of a bitch.
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>>18384493
Only if you're white, otherwise we are full.
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>>18384495
I'm white brit tho

I need to move out for a job and found an appartment (basement) right next to my workplace. However, the owner said it had mold issues and since then he completely rebuilt it. Should I be concerned? How to know if there's still mold? I don't want to damage my lungs
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>>18384485
There is mold killing paint. Cost a lot like 30$ or so a gallon. I found a cheap house for rent. Landlord is cheap and uses cheap paint. I painted the wall twice to be safe .
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I don't want to scare you, but I know some people who have serious long term health issues from living and working in places with mold.

If I was you, I would look for another place.
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>>18384665
Ok but if I stayed a year there, around 1 week/month, will I get long term problems?

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