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I think that's only normal if you've been in a coma for 80-90 years and are now over a 100 years old.

>>18396268
I'm 29.

>>18396250
I'm 50 my gf is 26 and life is great. Get a fucking grip - Go out and have some fun.

It will sound cheesy but meditate and work yourself inside out. Micro managing details like body language and social status is just gonna be another sociopathic game to play. Just meditate and observe your thoughts impartially and learn to love yourself, faggot.

You sound like you have low empathy, which is a sign of autism. But you also sound like an edgy teenager, which is more likely.

>fix my reputation
If you were a straight-up dick to everyone, there's not much you can do. Blaming it on an undiagnosed mental illness will make you seem even worse.

The best thing to do is cut all of those people out of your life. I don't know why you give a shit about reputation unless you live in an extremely small town or still in high school.

>know what to do in social situations instead of guessing based on people's body language
Just be polite to everyone.

>stop being a pussy
Being polite is not the same as being a pussy. Pretending you're tough guy makes you look like a bitch.

>let go of my past
Just let it go, man. Everyone does embarrassing shit as a teenager. Accept what you've done and move on.

>>18396138
>work yourself inside out
What does this mean?

>Just meditate and observe your thoughts impartially
OK

>learn to love yourself
How do I do that? If I search that on google, all I'm gonna find is self help books and blog posts for 35 year old wine-addicted single mothers with social anxiety disorder.

>>18396174
>you also sound like an edgy teenager, which is more likely
I'm 23. I seem to mature slower than normal, though. Physically and mentally.

>Just be polite to everyone.
This is where I'm at and it's an improvement but other people don't seem to respect me. I'm not good at setting boundaries and people sometimes take advantage.

>Everyone does embarrassing shit as a teenager
Yeah, I did the whole drunken-mess-falling-on-the-floor thing as a teenager, but one relatively recent thing I did was a lot more embarrassing than that. I was 21 and had taken a shitload of Xans.

Idk man it seems like sometimes I'm okay and think I'm doing well, but then suddenly I remember something from the past and start re-examining things. Recently I started thinking my entire life has been a lie. At my school there were some autistic kids and people kind of treated them with kid gloves - myself included. They all seemed to understand that the other spergs were treated with kid gloves, but not themselves. They would make fun of each other -- along with the rest of us -- seeming to think it increased their status with the non-autistic kids. Lately I'm wondering if I was in that group too and just didn't know it. I've had this feeling before, like my whole life is a lie that's been constructed to prevent me from realising that I'm crazy or retarded or something.

Bars (not dives), coffee shops, basically anywhere there's food, museums, monster truck rallies, shows, city parks, beaches, hot dog stands on beaches, bars again
Anywhere there's alcohol inhibition drops through the floor and everybody becomes everybody's friend, although fair warning, where you meet people is where they go often. It's unlikely you'll meet a friend at the beach who likes to stay home and play video games. Go do things in public you enjoy and bump into people.

Surely you had old highschool friends, right???

>>18396385

If so, hit them up. Please. It'll be the best thing you've ever done.

To clarify, I'm asking if being very wealthy will make up for subpar game.

>>18396103
it can, yes. but if your goal is to only have sex it'll be cheaper to pay for prostitutes than to enter a relationship.

>>18396104
What do you mean? Is it harder or just more a pain in the ass?

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Here is another one of the many pictures I drew

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ANOTHER PICTURE I DREW

>>18396013
No. You can't live off commissions without doing well colored porn.

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>>18395882
That person comes off as unnecessarily edgy, for sure. With that said, there is some truth to what he is saying.
Assuming that post was targeted at you, OP, you are certainly not excused from taking proper care of your body just because you were given a less than desirable start to life.

Again, there's no reason for him to be a prick about your situation - but if you are so triggered by it that you felt the need to make a separate thread just to address that one comment, clearly some truth lies within it.

Just love to make fun of those who are lesser than myself. That comment was in response to an obvious troll post and replying in the first place leaves yourself gutted, not the OP.

>>18395922
I don't think they were too edgy, if this is the same OP he was asking how to purposefully contract cancer because he wants "some pity pussy or at least some government money and making my family feel shit about feeding me American trash food as a child."

>>18395850
Have you tried talking to him about it?

>>18395850
Kinda coming off as very needy. You know, most people aren't lucky enough to get into a relationship where they are treated well like that. Most relationships are emotional Rollercoasters where at the end of the day, neither person wants to spend time with the other

>>18395850
That's actually completely normal. You have to talk to him. Everyone gets comfy. I'm sure you let some things go, too, once you got comfy.

You know the meme about women going frigid after marriage? People just kind of go into the lowest most comfortable gear without regular work on the relationship. Communication. reaffirmations of your love, etc.

I was like this and now I am hovering around the range of high functioning alcoholic so I would learn to limit this asap.

>>18395848
This is very good OP. As long as you stay out of trouble, then what's the harm? Let's be honest OP, alcohol tastes terrible, and the only purpose of it is to get drunk.

It's called binge drinking. I had lots of bad consequences from doing it so I quit. You probably should quit, or learn to moderate

fuck you

>>18395855

ayy dubs

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>>18395855
>>18395862
why? I need help man. Am I the only one with this problem?

browse /b/

>>18395751
You are already the final stage of cancer.

>>18395751
Smoke cigarettes, chew tobacco, drink alcohol, eat lots of lunch meat and microwave popcorn

Get a job. Read. Develop skills.

>>18395719
well you must pretty fucking dull you have nothing in mind that you want to do after high school.

>>18395719
get a part time job if not full time. very important for character development and disposable income.

>>18395706
Probably hemorrhoid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

Go see doctor.

>>18395857
That's what I was thinking. I'm gonna have a phone appointment with my doctor later, but to be specific, the lump is like, sorta on the right side of my perineum. Most of the hemorrhoid pictures I saw online were "right" on the anus.

>>18395876
If i were into dudes, i would say post pic, but i am not.

>go to doctor
Another thing is cancer or some failure in your vein around that area. Or inflamation.

Do to doctor.

>>18395614
No keep messaging her dude she might be kidnapped and can only receive calls. OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18395622
Im not *that* stupid, but Im struggling to read this situation. I mean she's been online and even interacting with me outside of private messaging, I already said hello and Im uncomfortable messaging again.

>>18395639
Dude leave the bitch alone . If she wants some loser she knows where you at. In the mean time quit being a loser and better your life

>>18395582
Get away !

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I'm about to graduate with a Master's degree without ever having had sex. Ask me your questions.

Just b urself, go outside, talk to people, yadda yadda

>>18395566
Yea either let them fuck or get a girlfriend.

>>18395566
You're not scared of men. You're scared of admitting your own sexuality. There's nothing wrong with people finding you attractive and you don't need to cover yourself when they do. It's more of a compliment than anything else. I suggest you see a professional about this and not some spergs on 4chan

>>18395573
I don't need a girlfriend. I'm a girlfriend.
>>18395575
A psychiatrist? What kind of professor really. I've been thought about it for ages but don't know where exactly to go.