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How do I appreciate a foot job? 2017-06-16 04:18:15 Post No.18422929
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How do I appreciate a foot job?
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I have a very select amount of kinks I enjoy, and feet are not one of them. My girlfriend and I are wanting to try some new things and I would like to start off with this. I just don't know how I can mentally enjoy stimulation from her feet.
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>not into feet
>wants to try a footjob
I don't know what to tell you, OP. Try something you might actually like instead?
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>>18422929
Don't do it if you don't enjoy it you fag
Also why are you even doing it? Does she have a foot fetish? Never heard of girls liking feet.
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>>18422934
I really was only going to give it a shot for her since she mentioned it a week or so back. I'll just try it once and if I don't like it what ever I guess.
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Ways to lowkey screw over shitty bosses? 2017-06-16 04:04:32 Post No.18422892
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Ways to lowkey screw over shitty bosses?
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Is there a way to make my boss' life miserable for giving me hell at work but be really lowkey about it in a way it won't get me in trouble? In what way could I make them regret treating me like shit and respect me a bit more?
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Do a really great job at everything you work on. Then he will look like an asshole to everyone else you work with and maybe even feel bad for treating you shitty.
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That's the thing. I do everything like I'm told. They just look for any excuse to fuck me over. It can even be a top I wore that day or someone I talked to. None of it has to do with my actual work because they know I actually do things right. My evaluation was perfect before I got there with them. They just know that theyre screw ups and like to blame their employees for everything.
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>>18422892
Just lowkey take over his position.
Slowly, but surely, you dedicate yourself 110% to your job. Make sure you're great friends with HIS boss. Then your shitty boss will be forced to watch as you get promoted to his level. Continue impressing boss-boss until he decides to promote you to take over his position as he moves up the ladder/retires/quits. Then you use your newfound power and connection to fuck your old bosses wife. His daughter too if he has one. At the same time if you want to challenge yourself. Remember to keep it lowkey though.
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Anything i can do here 2017-06-16 03:59:31 Post No.18422882
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Our tenant who rents out our basement leaves his dog outside in a tiny cage (7x5) ish while he goes out to work almost everyday. He's out there all day, no toys just a cot. Hes out there in the rain as i type this. It makes me so fucking sad to see this. Hes a big dog and has lots of energy and is forced to sit there all day, sometimes 14-15 hours. I know its his dog but can ANYTHING be done? He isnt house trained and if hes stuck outside all day he digs. When the guy gets home he runs him around for FIVE minutes and thats it
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Free the dog, kick his ass if he complains
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I have thought about it but the dog will not survive or would be found and returned, he would just wonder around aimelessly
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talk to him about it. Maybe he doesn't realize what he is doing to the dog. Maybe he has no one else to watch after it. Would you be able to take care of it?
How do i show my face to the internet without being scared shitless by what other people will think? I've never posted my picture on social medias, so it's kinda hard to break the ice after i made some long lasting friends.
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Unless you're severely deformed or uglypeople.com material (which you would know if you were by now), just post it. Nobody gives a fuck you're just another average joe in the mass
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>>18422874
>without being scared shitless
By being scared shirtless.
Post tits.
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If you got the money, hire a professional photographer for an outdoor portrait shot.
>at work think of all the productive things I'm going to do when I get home.
>eat ice cream, play counterstrike and browse 4chan when I get home
>get tired and go to sleep
>wake up and think of all the productive things I'm going to do with my morning
>get depressed with how little I've done with my life
>browse 4chan and youtube
>ok I need to stop this right now and do productive shit
>get depressed about how little I've done with my time
>browse 4chan
>Ok I really need to stop this
>meditate for 5 minutes
>get really productive for 20 minutes before work
>fuck have to go to work
>think of all the productive things I'm going to do before I get home
How the fuck do I break this cycle? I have not only an internet addiction but a general "doing nothing" addiction, while I know that I need to get off my ass and start looking for a better job, working on my coding skills, building my social circle (I have no friends right now), just doing SOMETHING with my life, but I never do, and I get depressed about it.
Fuck.
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take a vacation to africa where theres no internet
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>>18422870
smash your computer
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>>18422870
Google tony Robbins and watch YouTube videos on how to build yourself discipline, creating new routines. Also break the cycle by doing something else. Literally anything.
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How do I get rid of dust? It's like I clean my room, dust it, vacuum etc and next day it's dusty again.
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Do you know what dust is? It's bacteria's poops.
Make sure your room is not a breeding ground for germs or you have any uncleaned pets.
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>>18422875
But I don't have any pets.
And how do I know if my room is a breeding ground for germs? I mean I clean it.
How can I get rid of germs?
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>>18422878
Only one way to be sure. Cleanse your room in holy fire.
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How can I buy a hooker on Backpage? 2017-06-16 03:44:03 Post No.18422850
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How can I buy a hooker on Backpage?
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$150 + tip?
Tip wtf? Am I going to pay and then after the pimp asks for an arbitrary tip? I just don't want to get robbed or arrested.
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The tip depends on how much you rate the experience. A 5 star experience deserved a tip 100% equal to the asking price.
Different pimps might differs in tips definition.
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>>18422850
No, you've got it all wrong. After you've paid and done the deed, the pimp will come to you. The you put your tip in the the pimp. Remember though - this is VERY important - just the tip.
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>>18422850
JuiCY rOuNd BooTY
CuTeSt Lil BoDyY CurvY
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Manager at a retail store is trying to throw me under the bus for something while he was missing and should have been there
Gonna let his boss know
Royally pissed me off cuz i thought we where friends
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Know what im gonna do, asking for ways to go about it
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And yeah im fucking depressed, pissed off, hate my life all the usual shit.
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no one is a "friend" at work, espcially not superiors.
Threat them as peers that spend time with you to let time pass, not fsmily you depend your life on. They will fuck yourself over if it can safe their hide.
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"you're too good for me" 2017-06-16 02:50:40 Post No.18422724
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I've been talking to this dude for about a year. Met him while he was in a long distance relationship. The long distance relationship was falling apart because his gf neglected communication a lot and was totally disinterested. Eventually they broke up. We were able to hang out more and did most things a couple would do but he stressed on not knowing what he wanted. Suddenly, ex gf from long distance pops back up saying she wants him back. He pulls away from me.
Why would someone want to be with someone that neglects them and barely communicates versus someone that does communicate and gives attention when it's wanted?
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self bump
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Because he loves her and you were just a distraction, once she realized she made a mistake and wanted him back of course he would take her back. Best to just move on and find someone else.
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So... did you do him? If not move on
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>she says porn is cheating
What the fuck do I do?
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>>18422685
stop cheating then
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Why are you watching porn when there's a perfectly good pussy right there? What are you, gay?
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Put the porns in encrypted folders.
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To start, F/22, decent relationship with father.
I can't stop watching father/daughter porn, or really any porn where the girl says "daddy." It's gotten to the point where it's the only type of porn I browse for and can't get off to anymore.
>Inb4 "u wanna pork ur dad"
I don't want to fuck my dad, that's gross. It may or may not just be me needing that strong male figure in my life. But it's getting to be a nusance and I am also worried about it. Any advice?
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Eh. It's just a kink. I'd never ever fuck my mother, let alone do anything but want to barf if I saw her naked, but I do find mom/son scenarios to be pretty goddamn hot.
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I like to watch incest porn (pretend) sometimes. I dont want to incest anybody though.
However, its not something i regularly seek out.
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>>18422669
I jerk off to a lot of weird shit. Who cares?
>am 21, have girlfriend
>things havent been going great between us
>she moves 3 hours away
>in a few months im supposed to move with her, have the college and place of work all lined up
>she only calls me now to whine, cry, or yell at me
>im not enjoying this relationship
>havent seen her in a month
>meet a girl at a friends get-together
>she seems really cool, add each other on fb, instagram, etc
>we're chatting it up, being friendly
>it takes me awhile to realize whats going on
>i have feelings for this girl
I feel like a piece of shit. I dont know if this is normal. I dont know what to do. This is my first girlfriend. I thought she would be the only one. But things got bad, and now it feels like im moving quickly, and the thought of moving 3 hours away from friends and family to continue a life with her scares the shit out of me. And then this girl comes along, and while she probably will amount to nothing in my life, she still just makes me feel even worse.
I'm starting to freak the fuck out because in a matter of 2 to 3 months i am moving with this girl. I dont know what to do. I dont have any other college or job options. This was supposed to be the only plan.
I wont go into too much detail about my specific relationship because that would take far too long for this post. But yeah. I need advice
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>>18422656
Totally normal. As a person you have to decide if this girl (girlfriend) is worth the sacrifice of new things and is worth the work of making a relationship work. If you don't enjoy it now, unless you realize what you want, it's probably not a good thing. And you should stop the move.
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>>18422656
First of all breh, don't base your decision all on this new grill and the feelings she gives you. Speaking from experience, someone new and exciting doesn't always end well. I'm currently with someone who i left my previous partner for and i'm full of regrets, i wish i'd either stayed, or left without pursuing this new person.
The new and exciting grill always seems great and thast everything could be better than what it is, but don't forget you don't know *everything* about her yet, she could be just a whiney once her initial barriers go down, for example.
If YOU don't want your life to take this direction of moving 3 hours away, and if you personally feel that your connection and feelings towards this current girlfriend are not strong enough to make such a life change, you need to talk to her about it. Personally i think she's being a bit of a selfish bitch essentially demanding you to pack up your life for her. No pussy is really that great, and it seems like her personality isn't all that great either.
TL;DR - OP, Make the decision based on what you personally want and believe, not based on some exciting new chick or fear of losing what you currently have, there's plenty of grills out there but only one of you.
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>>18422679
I agree with most of what you said, but she didnt really force me to move, i only wanted to to make the relationship easier.
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've come to a realisation recently.
Every job I've ever had, someone has vouched for me before applying. I've always had some level of assistance in getting the job.
This latest job followed that. And honestly, there's no real problem with that occuring. If that's how it worked out, it is how it is.
However, under that pretence, it makes sense why the job I applied for in the fall didn't work out. I had no vouch and had to make it on my own. And unfortunately, I didn't make the cut.
That job has appeared again and again in the classifieds online. My mom keeps bugging me about applying again for it. And my dad has now taken to reminding me that my new job is not going to pay any bills. Which is real grand since I haven't even started the damn thing yet, let alone being now pressured by both with thinking about other work and making something of myself.
Because clearly I haven't been trying. No. No. I moved here because I didn't try. I got through uni because I didn't try. I help my mother DAILY because I don't try.
I had to write this post because I'm all fuelled up on frustration. I normally run on quite a bit of frustration. I'm stuck in New City trying to work towards getting a solid paying job. And my own place. And my own vehicle. And someday hope to live with my gf. Which speaking of the LDR takes it toll. But not as much a toll as the plethora of appointments and chores. It's hard to feel like an adult when you're viewed as a manchild.
Tl;dr I'm proud of me getting my new job, even if my parents apparently are not.
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>>18422642
Maybe try moving out so your parents have no bearing on your living situation?
An adult wouldn't need to worry about what mommy and daddy think of his career choices if he/was taking care of himself i.e. living on your own.
In a sense you are still dependent on them by using the home they bought. You may not be a leech in the manchild neck beard sense, but you are still living at home and hunting for a job which according to your dad "cant pay the bills" I don't know if he's referring to house bills or your expected apartment.
Is the job you're getting not enough to pay for an apartment with roommates? In my town that's only like 500 a month plus utilities. Even in bigger cities like Austin TX its about 700 with utilities. I can understand not affording a single but wtf are you doing man?
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>>18422674
sports broadcaster. took radio program dident get any jobs for awhile then this job showed up
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>>18422692
and my friend vouched for me aned i got it
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How do I stop feeling like my friends hate me? They don't, but always feel like a burden, anyway. It's poisonous thinking, and I want to be able to do stuff without feeling like people are catering to or patronizing me.
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Bump.
I 100% feel the same way OP. I don't know why, but I hate it when people don't like (or seem to not like me). I'd like to be able to just brush it off and say "I don't give a shit", but in reality I do. I feel like a burden and a pain to everyone around me.
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>When anon uses your reaction image and shares the same feel you always have.
Sorry bro, I don't have an answer for you.
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maybe they actually do.
maybe you're just oblivious of how people actually think of you.
theres lots of people like that. so why think you arent one of them? (you're on 4chan after all)
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Hey /adv/ why does cabbage make my depression better?
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>>18422587
Seriously, I bought cabbage after somebody on some website had mentioned that cabbage helped with depression. It sat in my fridge for the past two weeks b/c I was too depressed to want to spend time cooking it. I decided today to actually cook it just to try, and IT IS AWESOME! I actually have been joking around with my family and having a good time instead of just feeling bummed.
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>>18422606
Why does it work when other green plants like collard greens, mustard greens, and spinach did nothing. (I thought I had a vitamin deficiency of some sort)
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bump.