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you're not gonna die from cutting your wrists unless somebody hangs you upside down and reopens the wound periodically.
If you wanna die by cutting then buy some of these
https://www.amazon.com/Feather-Razor-Blades-Hi-stainless-Double/dp/B004RWTQTS
get drunk
take some aspirin
get in a hot bath
use the razor to cut your femoral artery, the sharpness of the blade coupled with the alcohol you shouldn't feel much pain and will bleed out quickly.

>>18435347
What does the bath do, help stop the wound from closing?

The odds are you will fuck it up. And I hope you do. I hope this because I know for a fact you can turn it around. You find some purpose in life, whatever it is, to get you out of bed in a morning. Thinking of you mate

>What should i do?
sleep

Sleep is more important than hoes. Make whatever choice you want and go to sleep. If you can't decide toss a coin or something. Remember, it's not nearly as important as you think.

>>18435294
I get sleepy and i go to bed. I fall asleep for 30 min to an hour and i wake up with anxiety and cannot fall asleep again. Every night.

>>18435268
jerk off to both

sometimes if you jerk off to someone, you won't care about them anymore.

if you do jerk off to A and still care about them, then there you go

3 months is a long ass time to be away though, don't expect her to be all over you when she gets back

>>18435093
Hiking
Biking
Going fishing
Going to the movies
Going to a concert
Going to a museum
To the zoo
Out to eat
Walking
Working out
Leading an instrument
Painting
Drawling
Going to feed ducks at the park
Camping
Hanging out with friends and family
Playing cards with friends or family


I'm not seeing how all fun things are bad for you, it's sounding more like your just being negative and narrow minded

>>18435104
maybe so. I feel like I'm mostly into self destructive stuff though like smoking and eating unhealthy stuff. It doesn't makes sense that im so self destructive its like I have this impulse to destroy myself.

>>18435104
Feeding the ducks is only fun if you 80 plus years old

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>>18435079
I like this guy

(((They))) are skewing the stats to make divorce, no kids and interracial relationships all okay...

>dont worry goy! Your happiness is all that matters no matter how many lives you ruin. Good goyyyyy good goyyyy

>>18435079
>marrying your soulmate
Golly, is that all? How did everyone manage to just miss that all this time, you fucking dipshit?

>>18434924
Go to her, drop on you knees, put your head down and tell you are sorry for being so shitty bf that you keep random pictures of sluts in your phone and if she will forgive you, you will take her to restaurant for dinner and eat her pussy for how long she will want.

I bet you have never showed such grotesque move and it should please her. And remember, when girl is looking through your phone, she is looking for reason to be mad at you. So it is part of game.

Next time try arguing less and use emotions more. Hugging, cuddling and accepting whatever bullshit she thinks up works much better than resistance in battle you can never win anyway. Girls dont do logic. They do emotions.

>>18434924
It's not some ransomed slut that would be ending it tho, it's you that would be choosing to end it because your gf is an idiot and very immature. How can you make a future with someone so controlling, untrusting and jealous. You should just dump her and find a girl who's not nuts

>>18434985
They're all nuts anyway and I tried explaining to her what it is. I realize how fucking stupid she's being. It's so basic I don't know how to break it down to her.

>>18434867

its a pretty dumb ideal. 'waiting' implies that she will eventually come around but 99% of the time, even if she and her bf do break up she says 'oh i need some time to get over the relationship' and then 'im so busy' and then sudden;y shes dating some other guy.

when women say things like 'im busy' or 'i need to be single for awhile' or any variation, she is lying. shes not sitting around thinking 'WOW I REALLY WANT TO DATE OP BUT I HAVE TO BE SINGLE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT INDEPENDENCE'.

it means they dont like you. think about it was there ever a girl that you liked that you wouldnt have dated? you would have found a way to make it work. girls dont want to have to blatantly reject you so they write it off like some really stupid excuse. guys actually do this too btw, just less often for obvious reasons.

>>18434879
We date.

>>18434884

>we date

you dated each other before?

>>18434664
Why? Sex is one of the most personal forms of contacts you can make. Maybe not focusing on it so much if it's bothering you but to give it up is pretty silly anon unless you have HIV or something. Grow up.

Have you tried slitting your wrists open?

>>18434671
>Sex is one of the most personal forms of contacts you can make.

But why would I do that?

>>18434656
Wrong question. The right question is how to tell difference between shitposting and good advice.

Nothing. I just like giving out bad advice.

nothing
see you in the next thread boys lol

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>>18434621
No, don't do online dating. Meet girls in a public gathering thing, like a Church group or book store.

>>18434621
I never went to college. But I'm wondering how to meet women. I'm ugly, stupid, have no friends etc. so I might just kill myself instead though. I've been thinking of trying meetup.com too, especially I've been thinking about meetups where immigrants practice the language with natives. Most public libraries here have the same thing.

>>18434633
Is online dating that awful? What about meetup.com?

Get a tan so you'll better to her.

listen fella, for some reason she's with you and not some dark skinned guy, right?

>>18434618
I know it's hard but you'll only make yourself less appealing by constantly voicing your insecurities.

She LIKES YOU!! that matters. Say it to yourself like a mantra.

You shouldn't fix those feelings. You already stated it's a socio economic thing, therefor it's fine. Made the same experiences as you OP, and I think it's more politically correct for me to say it because I'm a mulatto male.
If you really want to change your feelings towards them, then just befriend a black girl and whenever you feel like generalizing and shitting on them you will be riddled with guilt thinking about that one female black friend of yours. That will make you stop reflexively hating black women.

>>18434535
>You already stated it's a socio economic thing, therefor it's fine.
No, this can still cause problems for OP because there's no way to tell a woman is polite or educated just from taking one glance at her. It just means OP has met exceptions, but they don't negate his prejudices as a whole. That, and you can still be a decent person whilst being financially downtrodden and/or uneducated.
OP, you should remember that your experiences are not necessarily a reflection of reality as a whole. You had the bad luck to encounter shitty people in life, but that does not mean black women are universally awful.

>>18434559
>meet 10 black girls
>all 10 are obnoxious
>meet 11th
>need to have an unbiased opinion to be politically correct

Fuck that. It's only fair that you have prejudice based on personal experiences. As long as you only prepare for it and do not actually treat people badly until you find out if they're awful, you're totally in your right.

just put it in your bio and only post homely pictures of yourself

>>18434388
I'm still worried about ending up with creeps though

>>18434399
Yeah I feel ya. Maybe try a different dating app with a less hookup-ish vibe?

>I used to be quite histrionic and promiscuous as a teen, and I lied constantly.

From experience I can say with 100% certainty: Once a lying, cheating slut, always a lying, cheating slut. Do the world a favor and don't try to poach honest men who deserve better than you. Go find a Chad, once he makes you pussy tingle, you will drop all of your morals and be content.

>>18434280
>> I see it in my bf... Coworkers and boss


Elaborate more on what you see in each of them and be descriptive and exact.

>because of my history as an adept bullshitter, I see lies and inconsistencies in every person I meet

You're a rare one; been on the nasty side of thing but not embracing it. I would be surprised if you're still in your 20s.

Text her one last time asking if you got the right number.

>>18434253
I know it's the right number, we talked already,i sent her a message saying what's up and she has yet to reply, it's been 3 days.

whatever you feel is right.

If I dig her enough, or wanted her enough; I'd throw one more bone out there while assuming it's dead. If I didn't. I'd just assume it's dead

>>18434216
Only way I was able to combat it was convincing myself that masturbation is gay, think about it you give a dude a handjob its gay, but touching your own dick isn't?

Getting laid. Google Gavin McInnes

>>18434216
You need to re-train your brain. Look into the serious nofap sites. What helped me was individual and also group counseling, almost like an AA situation where I had a "nofap" buddy. Also, what really helped me re-train my brain was something very simple: wearing a rubberband around my wrist and snapping myself whenever I had a lustful thought. It seems silly, I know, but it worked for me, to jump start my no fap lifestyle.

It's all about re-training your brain. Making a new lifestyle for yourself with friends and family and healthy activities.