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>>18428851

dunno. dont drink for a week and find out.

>>18428884
OP here

I did recently,,, I didn't drink for a whole week, but then I drank as if I had to compensate :/

I have been drinking on a daily basis for almost three years now... Whenever I do not drink, it's usually because I am still too hungover from the previous evening

>>18428891

ah okay, thats the context we need. probably.

if you can last a week you're stronger than your urges to some degree. drinking a lot when you get back into it is kinda common though.

i dont think you'd need AA. you just need to slow it down and find osmething to focus on in life.

>>18428834
hide in your room until you can get it off.

next time she leaves put it back

Don't be surprised when she comes home. Just act casual and like you know what you are doing. People respect that.

Pics?

probably dry skin from too much wiping. Maybe go to the Drs for an inspection. If it's in the stool then book your appointment Monday.

>>18428817

You could have internal bleeding. Or hemorrhoids. Depends. Go to a doctor anyway.

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>>18428822
>>18428824
>Certified Gymnophobic
I'd rather bleed to death than let someone examine my butt

>>18428654

holy shittt please tell me this is a joke

HAHAHHAHAHAAH

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>>18428654

>>18428648

going outside and talking to my self, or tlaing to my self in the shower. saying things out loud is about 50% of what therapy does for you. typing it doesn't help nearly as much but it at least organizes your thoughts.

>>18428648
Just get yourself together, jfc.

>>18428684
If that were the case, why go to a therapist at all?

pretend they don't exist, never shit where you eat

>>18428628
If you liken sex to "shitting" maybe your advice is biased.

Well I have a girlfriend at home so sexing is not really on the table, but I do enjoy flirting and casual flirting with these girls will definitely help me in the future if things with my lady ever to awry

I don't see the issue. Is it so crippling that you cannot enjoy sexual stuff unless there's an element of farting? If not, just see it as another thing to get off on. Plus if you date long term plenty of people would be comfortable farting among the two of you. Even if you might never get to take it to the bedroom, that's something.

There's no quick solve to rid yourself of a fetish anyway.

Fetishes are like addictions, you can stop indulging yourself so much and learn to get yourself off without porn in a healthy way or obsess over it and most likely only find someone who is really fucked up who will participate with you.

>>18428609
Not true at all. Sure you can pick up stuff from porn but I've had weird fetishes since I was a kid and I don't even like porn, never did. Still the fetishes are thriving.

>>18428522
have you brought him to the vet? they'll likely be able to help much more than us.

>>18428531
it's saturday where I live and the vets are not open

>>18428522
Baby needs to go to the vet! You're going to need milk for him, some warm blankets, and maybe a flea bath. He could be really sick and you wouldn't know without a checkup.

Put the fucking fork down.

>>18428507
the FUPA(scientistifical term: mons pubis/public mound)? it's just a normal symptom of being fat.

>>18428537
pubic not public, sorry. unless that's your thing.

1 tablespoon

∑(2tp * 1 gallon)3 = 1 tablespoon

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>>18428492
Europoor here, so I don't know if I converted it right, but you get the idea. Just cross multiplicate. Left you write the units you have, right those which you want to calculate. Then you divide by the left number so that it's at "1" and the same on the right, then you multipli both by your second given unit which should result in the correct amount for a smaller mix. In this case it's 1/4 of your teaspoon.

But I'm also drunk so I might be wrong.

Not if you want to impress that bitch with the massive amount of splooge you hopefully have.

>>18428489
This. First and foremost have the confidence to know you're going to be gettin' some, then when you do, have the TREMENDOUS GALLONS OF SPOOGE to assert your incredible virility.

what if you dont expect on getting some

Sex. Bitches love a man that's straightforward. Cut through the bullshit and get to the prize.

Stop thinking woman are on a different plane of existence. Pretty much anything and everything goes, say the first thing that comes to mind, and be confident as fuck even if it was stupid. Eventually you'll learn what to say and how to say things.

>>18428453

anything really. life, work, politics, local news, national news, international news, the latest movies, the latest songs, the latest everything.

fumes? nah, they you should be fine. get the liquid in your eyes and its a diffrent story

Are those your eyes? Like without the contacts?

Yes, those are your eyes

>>18428408
Let her go OP, I'm sure there are other girls around. If she doesn't like you, you should accept it, and move on.
If you are really into her, you may text her once more, but prepare for not getting a reply.

>>18428408
She doesn't like you and is too much of a pussy to tell you outright. Move on.

Don't get hung up, OP. Shit happens and there are girls out there who will appreciate your affection, even if it doesn't look like that to you.

>>18428352

by exploring those interests. not all people have passion in the traditional sense though

meet ppl, explore their passions with them

Maybe having many interests is your passion. Nothing wrong with being a renaissance man. Just don't be like me, ditching each hobby for a new one as soon as the learning curve gets too steep. Develop your interests in depth. Maybe one will come to dominate in time, or maybe you'll just be pretty good at a lot of things.