hey guys i got a story lemme greentext it for it
>be me
>go camping over weekend
>girlfriend's friend comes along (we'll call her Q)
>Q is much more attractive than my gf
>big perky tits, long legs, long black hair
>gf is big saggy tits at 5'1 150 pounds, medium blonde hair
>tfw i have the biggest ass between the two of them because /fit/ squats and oats bro
>gf wants a threesome with her
>okay sure whatever
>so they get drunk
>i don't drink but i'm not autistic about it
>i have to drive a friend to the front of the park to get picked up by other people because i'm sober
>the other people think it's a girls only camp so i sit in my car while the three of them wait on the sidewalk by the entrance
>Q tells my gf that she's only interested in her and finds her insanely attractive, despite being straight
>only interested in her
>gf tells her that she'd only do anything with her if I was there as well
>gf and i share a tent
>she's in there with us
>i take Q's top off
>she covers up and leaves
man i'm told i'm attractive with blonde wavy hair, face like James Dean, and that i have a nice personality, i've got a 7.5 inch dick, i'm an electrician i'm not some fucking robot but this shit really fucking got to me and now i've got a fucking crush-level obsession with her to the point that i've been (unintelligently) spamming a group chat the three of us are in just so that she'd talk to me
i'm putting pussy on a pedestal and i've never done this before but it's killing me please help me
how do i get over this obsession it's not healthy and it's bringing me down i can't speak to my gf about it because it'll hurt her feelings
You are being cucked OP, ghost your gf and move on with your life.
Bro you need to cut Q out of your life pronto. Reading your story and how you're acting about her made me cringe. Dont talk to her and don't be friends with her.
Her not liking you doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you're attractive or your dick is big. She sounds like a lesbian and unless you wanna get yourself a vagina then don't whine about it.
>>18432471
i'm 100% not being cucked
>>18432475
my gf has a hard time making friends because she's basically a robot bro, i can't cut Q (who she considers to be her best friend) out of her life, as she's at the majority of social shit we do. in an average week, i'll see Q 3 to 4 times just because we're all hanging out
>Post shitty selfies on tinder, never worked out in my life
>Get up to 80 matches (but no dates)
>Work out and lift for a year and get big, do interesting things and hobbies now
>Post the pictures on tinder
>get 2 fucking matches, one ugly one who never messaged me and another at my uni who I asked on a date and got no response
Literally what the fuck? I improve myself and suddenly become less attractive?
>inb4 stop doing it for girls
I did it to fix my shitty life because it sucked, and I'm more happy and confident now. It would just be nice to actually go on a date every once in a while
>>18432430
Actually the more conventionally attractive you get the more assumptions people make about you (positive and negative).
I had a similar experience to you and found that the best is to be attractive yet attainable. IE, I've always been most attracted to the hottest chick I thought could be 100% mine and I think a lot of people think that way. Just my two cents desu.
Stop relying on apps and shit
Go meet girls in person
>>18432443
this. being attractive will mainly mean everyone thinks you're a chad fucking a different girl every week. its fucking stupid. the only interest you get will be from fucking stacies that are terrible people and decent girls just won't even try with you BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE COMMUNICATION TO FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT A MANWHORE AND INSTEAD REALLY JUST WANT TO GO GRAB A FUCKING ICECREAM AND CUDDLE GODDAMNIT. OR GO WORK OUT AND FUCK TILL YOU PASS OUT. it's really affecting my calm how women assume shit about me and then never like try to find out if their assumptions are correct they just roll with "oh he must be an asshole and a player". fuck you bitches alright. I'm gonna go to the gym and workout before I break something. I've got this intense frustration that's just been building over the last year I've been single.
I'm a young teacher who needs to fill the last week of school for a class of 8th graders (2 full school days and 3 half days) with things to do.
Some of them are difficult enough that simply leaving a movie running is a bad idea, so at the very least it can't fill all week. Yearbooks will fill some of the time, but not nearly out of it.
Any suggestions? I'd like to fill the time with stuff they'd enjoy anyway -with school rules, of course- and I'd rather keep them from a last minute suspension.
>>18432385
>Some of them are difficult enough that simply leaving a movie running is a bad idea
nah, you just need something riveting enough to capture and hold their attention
try colin flaherty's youtube channel
>>18432395
>Colin Flaherty
Haha holy shit, I don't want to get fired.
>>18432385
Are they predominately niggers?
So I'm sitting in my room since 19 hours listening to my breath and I decided to ask someone for expertise
Here's part of my private life I think might be part of the problem:
I unintentionally break ties with people trying to get close to me including human females, 3 of them in my life to be precise, I think I loved the last one, considering I stopped trying to be a normie after her.
And here's the rest:
About a year ago I got diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, no symptoms so far but I'll go, once they appear.
I dropped engineering and went on to study arts in UK.
Barely passed first year due to meds for MS causing me to scream in pain for an hour twice a day.
I can barely eat and sleep, music annoys and
I think I hate people, I kind of want to die but I'm not selfish enough to kill myself. I need to start working on improving my craft or I'll either end up homeless or insane. What do?
desperate and shameless bump
>>18432379
Do you have access to a mental healthcare provider?
Therapy. You need therapy.
Beyond that im notnreallynsure what youre asking us advice on.
Decide what you want to work on and just.. start. Just start. Small. Incomsequentially if you must. But just do it.
I need the table to have these measurements Height 2.5 ft, width 3.5 ft. Length 3ft
Pic unrelated
make the table yourself.
>>18432284
I don't have time
>>18432297
try home depot then
I feel like there is a lot of sexual tension between me (M) and our family's lodger. I live with my dad. I'm 18, the lodger is at least over 30 and very attractive.
Conversation between us has always been slightly intense. I've got quite a cheeky, vulgar personality when I'm at home and she's noticed the fact that I work out in the mornings. she caught me in the kitchen with my shirt off today - she didn't seem flustered, but I could tell by the look on her face that she was at least amused. After that the conversation abruptly ended. But then I went into the other room, and she seemed to chase me down the hall to continue to try to talk to me. By this time I'm wondering why she walked from one end of the house to the other to continue talking to me, despite the gap in conversation. Was she literally chasing after me?
there will be many other situations like this, where my dad is gone and it'll be just me and the lodger in the house. The only problem is that she has a boyfriend who visits every so often. To add insult to injury, I'm fucking desperate to get my nut off. I could not handle the boyfriend finding out. but I feel like if the situation arose again, it could happen easily.
to what extent would this be shitting where I eat?
>>18432239
It sounds like she spoke to you once and was laughing at your hard nips? I was delusional at 18 as well, not trying to be a dick.
who cares? you're 18. go make a mistake and live.
her boyfriend isn't likely satisfying her enough. she wants young meat.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BEING CHEATED ON LEFT AND RIGHT!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STAY SANE?!
I'M SO SCARED OF FINDING A PARTNER JUST TO BE CHEATED ON
help
>>18432116
I honestly have the same problem, dude.
The best advice I can think of right now is to just get yourself a friend with benefits/fuckbuddy.
move to a less corrupted country
>>18432116
How old are you? 17?
People below 23~27 cheat because all they want is sex. But since slut shaming, you have to pretend the love and commitment part.
Help! I'm 24 and I don't feel passionate about anything anymore. I don't feel "sad" but I don't *feel* a rush when I play sports, go to the gym, go to work, see a movie,play video or even fuck.
I just feel like I'm watching my life happen and I genuinely think I've lost the ability to express emotion. No anger, no sadness, no happiness, no lust, just apathy.
i live in my head and I have become reserved despite being a loud extrovert when I was a teenager. Socializing is exhausting and i don't think it's healthy to not give a single shit if a random person next to you dies or not.
What should I do?
If this is a sudden thing then it might be depression. In which case see a doctor and maybe get a referral.
you've lived life. go travel or better yet commit a crime.
>>18432041
Double check your diet. I'm in the same boat but don't have insurance that covers psych, so no depression meds.
My hobbies and interests are way to expensive (guns,cars, racing, scuba diving...). I am looking for cheaper hobbies because I am fucking plain. I just work, workout and sometimes do volunteering. I would preferably like something that will help me grow or meet people.
Suggestions?
>>18432004
Stop being purely a product of your gender and cultivate some patrician, genderless hobbies. Reading especially.
>>18432004
>guns
Either get a paintball gun or a pellet gun. Those things are fun as hell and the ammo is cheap.
>>18432012
Paintball is also very expensive with all the gear, gas and paintballs
>>18432010
I know but the ones that forces you to go out and meet people
I'm 18 and my hairline looks like this? Am I going bald, /adv/? Is there any hope left for me?
>>18431954
Nah. Guys go bald around ~25. Until then focus on school, csgo/lol and bitches.
Good luck and try to not abuse drugs.
>>18431954
Sounds like you've been excessively masturbating. You know sperm is protein, right? Your body needs to replace it after you blow your load, so it uses some of the protein that would have gone to your muscles, brain, hair, etc to produce more sperm.
yes, you're going bald. better shave it
So I'm really good friends with this girl I see her like everyday and wanna be more than friends. Everyone at school thinks we are together Even her friends want us to get together. I was at a part with her last night we was both drunk and we spent most are time making out ( and appratly I fingered her I dont rember) the problem is she doesn't remember anything but I told her what happened and so has other people that went. What do??
>>18431922
>but I told her what happened
And then what? What was her response?
You can only advance this situation yourself...
Fucking ask her on a date or something. Go tell her how you feel and how you want to be more than friends. Good luck faggot
just ask her out. it sounds like everything is in place.
See pic
quick tl;dr
>buy items
>they get shipped
>20 days, contact seller asking where they are; "Just wait another week!"
>31 days later I still don't have them, open dispute for each item; seller offers me refund OR new items, but only replies to one of the disputes.
>I ask for the items
>he sends me this message
What I'm concerned about: There is apparently a time limit on an open dispute on ebay. If I wait another 15-20 days I think the dispute automatically closes and ebay assumes it was worked out.
So how do I ensure I don't get fucked over if this guy didn't actually send his items like he promised?
For starters, he only replied to one of the open disputes, so the other one is just sitting there. I might only receive one item, not both.
Secondly, I really don't like the fact he's once again shipping using the same slow-ass no-tracking method he did the first time.
Should I just cut it here and ask an ebay rep to step in?
>What I'm concerned about: There is apparently a time limit on an open dispute on ebay. If I wait another 15-20 days I think the dispute automatically closes and ebay assumes it was worked out.
That's what he is banking on. He has been jerking you around for too long. Go nuclear.
>>18431924
This
>>18431924
Agreed. You can get Paypal/credit card company/whatever involved too if Ebay doesn't help, but they usually do.
Has anyone here tried gamification, where you make your life more game-like using elements like leveling, points, quest logs, etc. I tried it recently with an app called LifeRPG and want to go all the way in making my life like an RPG.
I want
>quest logs
>levelling
>skill trees
>imaginary stories based on what I actually do
I know it's autistic but how do I do advanced escapism and gamification?
Sounds stupid and unsustainable for the long term. Just suck it up and learn self-discipline.
Yes i use it all the time.
Make my life bearable when i see that imaginary exp rolling in. I get charisma when going to social events and have been going out a lot more now. Actually have fun thinking of new creative ways to raise my skills.
>>18431911
It is more of a glorified task manager than anything else. Once you get used to it putting tasks in is easy and quick. You can also put taks on continuous so you do not have to keep creating a task to go to the gym or something.
I have been trying to get more people to use that app so we can have a community that shares quests and stuff.
I am happy to see others using it.
I never opened with this to my family or friends. I all started last September when I went to university starting my first semester. The studying was harder for me at the beginning because I wasn't studying for 4 months since graduation. I had repetitive job for 2 months (12 hrs night shifts) so it fucked my brain a bit. Anyway, I stopped being that productive in school, started procrastinating on the internet. Finals started and it only got worse with myself, I had no motivation, bad work ethic, wasn't socializing and with all that I was very depressed for at least month for the first time in my life. I only attended one exam and I realized and don't wanna work in civil engineering for the rest of my life (I already studied it for 4yrs at high school), so I quit, packed all my belongings and went home with an idea to start studying economics. 5 months later, I haven't started pre-studying basic economics and math as I wanted at the beginning. I was and am procrastinating af(internet, I even launched design brand out of this craziness) I gained 5kg, wasn't going out, stopped talking that much with best friend, no girl..you name it. I know I still have 3 months to fix it all but what if I waste another 3? So my current problem is this: I'm stuck in my head with "I wasted fucking 4-9 months but I never had problem this big in my life, all was just amazingly fine", I can't start studying, I can't focus on this one thing (but I know I wanna do this tho), I can't feel happiness with anything I do at all, because "I'm not doing what I'm suppose to be doing for the most of the time), I even lost will to do anything in my life for some time(that's funny hah). Dear internet, I ask you for psychiatrist help.
>>18431796
go see an actual psychiatrist
But that wasn't my point. My point was to avoid going to an actual psychiatrist. I though I could get any deeper response.
>>18431796
Tbh if you REALLY want help then goes to an actual psychatrist. But my advice is stop be hard on yourself .seeking help is the right step. Seek more help. Depression is really hard to fight alone. Ever wonder why many broke up couple commit suicide. It's because they're alone. The people they care about the most is gone. So they think no one in this world could help them. So stop being hard on yourself. I know people would disagree with this but hey I'm not a psychatrist. So if you really want shit to be done I suggest you to go to actual psychatrist.
I'm 23 and virgin, best thing i had was some french kiss from a girl and a compliment from another girl about my eyes(not said directly to me but to one of my friends).I'm absolutely not rich and not Chad, and i don't have the time nor the financial possibility to lift...Plus i'm not tall(1.73 cm) and i will probably be jobless after graduation because of the economy of my country...The only positive thing is that i'm absolutely not fat and i don't think my face is disgusting, but is not special either tho. I live in the north of italy, and here girls have crazy high standards, i mean they sometimes reject even Chad if he doesen't have some money or can't dress properly...But still the prerequisite is being a chad of course, they are still just well-dressed degenerates after all.Now my question is: in this situation, would be acceptable to lose my virginity to a prostitute? The point is i honestly hate degenerates from both genders, especially women since i'm a conservative.But still the lack of a proper serious relationship or at lest some sex its driving me crazy, i'm not so young anymore after all...i'm honestly conflicted. So what to do? I would not like to waste my virginity with some used up whore, but times ticking...
>1.73 cm
damn dude, you can make some bank if you join a freak show
>>18431781
>hates degenerates
>is a degenerate himself
Ok, good luck with fucking a whore
>>18431781
I'm a girl model, and my boyfriend whom I've been dating for a while now lost his virginity at 24. Ohh... Did I mention that he's the best sex I ever had? What I'm trying to say is... Don't lose hope. And stop calling people degenerates. Everyone has their own sexual preferences and it's not your place to judge.