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>Step 1, meet her at night (anywhere)
>Step 2, get her boozed up
>Step 3, touch her all night (hands on hip, shoulder/hand, etc.)
>Step 4. Invite her back to your place to see something (don't say sex or imply sex)
>Step 5. Get her alone and kiss her
>Step 6. Go from kissing to sex.

>>18433070
Next time you're hanging out and having a good time, be like "remember when we totally watched porn in a public place?" Then when you're laughing and reminiscing, be like "haha, you looked so captivated by that one move, I could tell you really want somebody to try it with!"

>>18433082
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If you ever want a chance with your crush you will stop flirting with her friend. Your crush will think you like her friend and will not even view you as a sexual option. I don't know how guys are but it's groaty for girls to go for someone their friend was with. It also causes all sorts of weird jealousy issues. Imagine you fuck her friend and then start dating her. How can she hang out with her friend after that?

>>18433051
Yea I guessed so, I mean she started flirting with me and I was like "She's attractive enoungh and have known her long enough." Thanks

never give up on looking elsewhere, but do what they want and take their money

idk what else to say man, at least you have job history now. But seriously, don't give up on finding something better.

>>18433013
Tell your manager this isn't what you were looking for and leave. Better to leave and never list in on your resume, than list 3-4 months of work then bail. No one wants a job hopper.

>>18433104
>>18433094
We have a bit of a difference here in views. I dont know which one to go. When you mean Always look for something better, do you mean just keep applying for what I really want but with no record of this current job on my resume to not look like a job hopper?

She seems like she's a good fit. I'd stick with her, you seem to have cold feet, perfectly normal.

You wanting money seems selfish.

When it comes down to it she doesn't owe you shit. I personally would help my girlfriend out if she absoulutely needed it but you seemed to manage it just fine.

Talk to her about your feelings. In all honesty, she seems like a great girl. Im assuming your getting married with that ring? Maybe pospone it a bit before you figure shit out. It's only fair for her.

As the other guy said, cold feet is normal, but do her a favor and tell her what your feeling.

Good luck.

>>18432950
Lol quit trying to justify your severe retardation and old ugly bitch fetish. You can enjoy the roastie prunes of trash from the dumpster alone you wierdo.

Are you doing crack? Why is your brain fried?

First you should get out of there and live with literally anyone else who isn't liable to OD any moment or otherwise kill you, because violence+crack. If you cant move out then spend all your time you can somewhere that isn't a crack den.

>>18432952
I've been taking a few drugs and I've lost all of m savings living here.

I'm so depressed that when I was awarded a scholarship to attend I really couldn't care. I feel like committing suicide so I stare at a wall all day.

>>18432956
Well stop taking drugs. They only make it worse. Dont even smoke weed. You're not in a good mindset and it wont feel good.

And go outside and only go back to your crack den to sleep. Do you want the rest of your life to be like this shit? Its such an easy fix. And that fix is not to kill yourself but to go to school and get out of your personal hell.

you're fine. doubt you have anything and if you happened to they'll get you on meds right away to treat it

You hispanic? We whites still giving you diseases i'm sorry. Please for your own sake just fuck tropical fruits or each other

Remember a few things:
Your body is remarkably good at fighting off most infections.
Freaking out hard enough will give you phantom symptoms. Your body fucks with you like that.

You're fine.

>>18432923
You need to have some context.
How can you say it is a 'pretty good relationship' when you write nothing that sounds good about him.
The problem is that you don't know what a good relationship is. And that comes with moving on and finding that 'right' one.

All you can do is learn to live with the fact that he treated you wrong. Those feelings will fade. I was in a relationship with a girl who used me to get back at her ex, but I was stupid and still had feelings for her for a while. You'll eventually learn that he was no good and you deserve better.

>>18432929
Well he and his family took me in when my mom kicked me out of her house. We were doing good (going on dates, walks, etc) until I ended up having to leave for military training. When I came back, he had changed and resorted to using and dealing whatever drugs he could get his hands on. On top of all this he's a pretty big guy, despite what military paper-pushing career trainning I had, I was afraid of him. I never told him though, I just... tried to act tough. Like I didn't care how much he changed. I let him continue with his ways for a few years but once his drug connections faded away he replaced the addictions with alcohol. And that lead to "using".

I just didnt know

>>18432907
You tell him to make it a thing from today that no one goes to sleep angry.
You should also have a mature conversation when you are both content about how you feel.
If he doesn't reciprocate, he is a manchild.

Tell him this is an inappropriate way for solving issues and that you're not comfortable with it, even with the good times.

If I live with Roommate X for 100 days and he punches me once every 100 days, that means he's still a shitty roommate. Arguments happen, being all pouty and doing the silent treatment isn't normal or healthy.

>>18432918
>You tell him to make it a thing from today that no one goes to sleep angry.
I'm pretty sure he just can't. Or at least it won't happen immediately. When something pisses him off, he'll be mad about it for days. Could be anything from something about his car to something about work or something with family. Like he's been this way for probably most of his life. Changing it won't just happen.

>You should also have a mature conversation when you are both content about how you feel.
I do want to do this though. Bf will own up if he is at fault for an argument. However, if I am at fault, he will not apologize for the way he acted during an argument. He typically thinks he is justified or just "it is what it is" responses.


But yea, if it doesn't change or there isn't more self awareness, I'm pretty much at wit's end and done. I guess I'll have to see how he responds to me when he's done with his avoidance shit. We need to have a serious talk.


>>18432921
Yea, this is both our first really long term relationship. He tends to think that arguments in a relationship should just never happen and if they do, everything is just wrong.

He usually tries to say that the silent treatment is for him, not me. I can understand cooling off, but what I don't understand is all the passive aggressive shit that comes with it. Instead of saying, "I need to go cool down and we can talk about this when we're not mad." It's more like "I don't want to see you or hear from you until I feel like it."

A C.V. is not a resume. It's ok to have gaps/odd end jobs on a C.V.

>>18432893
If you are lucky to get an interview, that is where you need to shine, compensate by showing your real desire to learn and show commitment, punctuality, willingness to adapt.
It doesn't matter if its an entry level job or a graduate job, expect to be rejected at least 5-10 times in this current job market.

>>18432893
get a loan and go to a reputable trade school.

Um...maybe you belong at the shitty school??
Do you have a learning disability? I am serious. You sound not retarded so how the fuck do you end up with 3 Fs???

>>18432932
* 5 Fs i misread

OP seriously get your shit together, do you want to work at mcdonalds? If not then stop doing fuckig drugs or whatever you're fucking up with

Any particular reason you ended up with these kinds of grades? Something major happened to disrupt your studying patterns or maybe its just the teachers? Either way, try to block out the distractions and just work hard at bumping up those grades. Gl.

>>18432767
>Why do I get hard to female Sonic characters?

How the fuck are we supposed to know?

>Should I stop masturbating to it?

Yes

>Why?

Because that's weird anon.

>>18432767

Who do you fap to the most?

>>18432767
If jerk it to Cream, end yourself

If its anyone else you have good taste

>>18432702
Go to a public place and ask a stranger to take a picture of you near some landmark.

Dick pic. Bitches love the D

>>18432712
Landmark. You think? I can think of a few.

Of its near the end of the month itnwill probably be fast. If in the middle probanly be awhile.

Look for something month to month. That will give you time to find something good ling term without feeling pressured.

>>18432613
We're talking in numbers here higher than what I'm used too. My mortgage is only $600 a month. So I'm assuming you're going to be in a large city like New York?

Renting is going to differ greatly depending on location. If you're coming over with barely anything, such as zero furniture, and you're having difficulty, try looking into moving into an existing place with a roommate where you're allowed to be added onto a lease.

Normally, most people don't want to have themselves added to a lease, because they can't just up and bolt and it puts them in legal situation where it's landlord vs you instead of roommate vs you. However, if you're added to a lease your credit or rent score isn't needed to be checked. Especially if it's an existing one since it's already been met by the former tenant. That should let you develop some credit here in the US and give you a place for at least a couple months.

Good luck.

>>18432613
Do airbnb as a bridge while you look. Also consider renting a room for two month while you search for a more permanent place on Craigslist.

>where do i go from here?

therapy. school wasn't your problem. your lack of self discipline and 'muh anxiety' was. you could go to trade school or just into the work force but you'll spend the rest of your life victimizing your self and then being depressed if you arent willing to work on self.

>>18432562
Sounds possibly like adhd. One of many signs so its not enough to make any kind of solid claim. Id check in with a doctor on that.

Anyway, to be more helpful, you simply arent built for school. That doesnt make you stupid, or a failure, or shitty. Just means your brain isnt designed to do that sit in one place and read shit you barely care about thing. And that is perfectly ok, trust me.

Youre only 20. Hate to say it but you still know basically nothing about life.

Im 30. Tested 99th percentile intelligence when the professionals were trying to figure out why i wouldnt study or do homework, and getting 90s in some courses and 50s in others. I went to university and ended up getting kicked out of university for low grades. I wasnt designed for it and i was totally convinced that it was the "only way to succeed". and thats when my life actually began.

That shits a lie. Since then ive travelled the country, i have a lot of job experience in many different fields from the bottom feeder jobs to a management position where i actually controlled all aspects of a major company in a zone of a large city (like a franchise), which i hated, then i eventually went on to become a carpenter.

I make 30 an hour, ill make 40 an hour next year, and this is hands down the best most rewarding, most fun job ive ever had.

Got my own house, gf, dogs, more hobbies than you can imagine, and working on some entrepreneurial endeavours right now.


Tl;dr

You arent mean for uni kid. You arent dumb. Youre supposed to be doing something else. Keep calm and get out now.

>>18432574
I know this is my fault and I'm not blaming school, I just don't know how to change.

I've had some therapy before, CBT I think it was called but it didn't really seem to help me, maybe I should try it again and for longer.

Also, I know it's easy to dismiss anxiety as 'muh anxiety' because of the amount of people that make shit up but it's a pretty physical response for me to the point where I start vomitting.

Why r u so invested in this bro it's weird

Just accept he doesnt find the shit you think is interesting, interesting as well.

>>18432486
I show interest in all of his things but the minute I show him anything I like all I get is those responses

>>18432479
maybe he's autistic and doesn't have conversational skills?