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911! THE MENTALLY ILL PERSON IS BECOMING A NORMIE PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE ASAP!

>>18435502
The easiest solution is to admit that not all food is evil, apologize to your friends for babbling nonstop about veganism and adopt balanced diet.

Cheers!

>>18435502

>its another vegan that isn't really a vegan episode

The problem is that you associate so much with the label, not what you're doing. It's really cringe worthy to watch you virtue signaling fucks go about daily life. You can cut meat and dairy out FOR THE MOST PART and be healthy and also not a cringeworthy faglord. You're the latter. You're so concerned with how you appear to other people when the reality is most of them probably think you're a stuck up retard.

Well obviously don't try to be a nice guy and be this biker bad guy

>>18435492
>I have an upside down cross tattood on my body.
It's always hilarious when you see retards that think this is anti-Christian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Saint_Peter
Did you not google upside down cross before you got the tattoo?

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Bump for interest

Have a picture of my doggo

>>18435413
Hints? What do you consider a hint? It might not be what you think.

Dont sleep with her that's fucked up. You might wanna tell him if you truly care about your friendship with him.

>>18435413

>tell her no in private

Do this first. If she doesn't seem to get the hint, it'll be time to talk to the husband in private.

Other posters:
>aww c'mon fuck your friend's wife it'll be great

Except for ruining your friendship and their marriage and the lives of those kids.

its fucked, might as well throw all of it out

sorry anon

what is your system? I know my old PC did this and it was on XP. Got a new one cuz pretty soon it will Take forever to power on.

Windows 10 upgraded from 8

send photo

>>18435212
jew anything is a deal breaker

>>18435222
I'm not comfortable with posting a pic here I'm just asking for general advice
>>18435223
I'm not an actual jew I just look like one

worst thing is I got a buzzcut and now I look even more like shit

>>18435135
I had that during my first time, we cured it by never trying to force it in. I'm assuming you can get to a certain depth, right? Tell your boyfriend to fuck you gently at that depth, and rub your clit or do something to take your mind off of it and turn you on. Never tell him to go deeper because you think "you'll be fine", he'll feel you relax and go deeper without you being wholly aware of it, which will prevent you from tightening again. It may take awhile, just try to relax and enjoy yourselves.

I should also mention that the problem remain when I try to use a toy on myself. I only have a hard plastic toy right now, so maybe I'd have more luck with a jelly. But I don't know. It hurts. It sucks. Everything sucks.

>>18435146
Oh, and once you relax, it won't hurt. At least not the pain you describe of him going to deep and stretching you. You'll be a little sore though, but it really doesn't hurt that badly, I promise. If you feel a stretching pain, you're not loosened.

ibuprofen 800mg
just chill a week

>>18435131
Anon, they should take care of you at the ER if you are from the EU.

Anyway, go to a pharmacy and ask for a termometro (thermometer) and for tachipirina (paracetamol).

Im pretty sure that I should be treated properly as im from eu but they just dont give a fuck.

Thanks for the advice

Hi! I'm self employed. I run a café in a medical mall.

Try assessing your past experiences and why things went wrong. What didn't work? What did work? What gives your new idea an edge, what makes it different? Why will it be successful? Can you do it by yourself? What's your plan for paying back the investment?

>>18435257
I will most likely have to mortgage some property I have in order to get the start up money, and the success of the venture would determine if I can repay the loan...so if it fails I've lost my property

of my last 10 projects 8 were failures. failures dont even bother me anymore, they are like a prelude to some success.

pretty drawn out story but I'm asking for some advice on things like what do I say to her at what times and how long should I wait before opening it, and how to advance it, stuff like that. Any advice appreciated, thanks for reading that fucking wall of text.

Just checked and it's actually been more like an hour since she messaged me

Stop over thinking everything just talk to her like any other normal person, ask questions about her and don't really talk about yourself unless she asks something

I don't get it. How could your family know if you're bringing your passport or not? Your pants doesn't have pockets??

>>18435066
Go on ebay or w/e and order some souvenirs from whichever town in Germany that your friend's granny lives. Give them to your parents as gifts when you get home.

The best thing would be to avoid contact with them for the duration of the trip. If that can not be done for whatever reason, then make sure to have a plan for where you are and what you are doing for any time you may be in contact with them. A variation of whatever you really are doing is the easiest to both fabricate and consistently uphold.

Make a habit of not being available at all times. No-one should get a hold of you at all times. Make a habit of using your phones answering machine. Do that now. turn it on only when you need to be reachable. Otherwise just check your messages.

Become busy. Have a packed schedule all the time. People will know to give you space that way. Always make plans to see people and expect them to return the courtesy. This will give you space and time.

Make a habit of being out of town. It is easier to travel unnoticed from whoever may be spying if you are constantly traveling to random places.

She 16-21? That's just girls at that age in general. Try to find excuses to get out of going.

I don't fucking know OP, whenever this happens to me, I just deal and do my best to have fun with my gf

>>18435044
Relax OP. Your girl wants your opinion and I know it burns up time but for her it is a bonding moment. Promise it pays dividends.

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I like to call it being an anomaly or mutation. Which sounds better?

>>18435004

pretentious. believes hes the only unique individual that no one can understand.

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Well I have never met someone who has had the same thought process as me. People always take my words the wrong way. I know there is someone who can relate to me out there. I just never met anyone who can. But The normies won't claim me and the outsiders won't either. So clearly there is a third option. Maybe call it in-betweener.

>>18434981

build up more confidence. In middle school I got bullied to the point where I threw a chair at one of them. after that it kinda stopped. from there I just kept going. therapists said i had anger management issues but i didnt, i just had issues being brave before.

since then i dont feel 'small'. I'm the shortest person i know, I'm only 5'6" but i feel like the tallest person i know. very rarely do i meet someone that makes me feel small and when I Do its actually in a positive way.

I recently met a very impressive friend. hes not just tall nad handsome hes also just cool, amazing, talented. I started semi unironically calling him 'senpai' because he feels like someone to aspire to be like, to admire. it makes me feel small in the most comforting way, like hes a big brother.

the problem with your confidence is its based on what others do and not on what you can do. most of my friends are actors or models, so they are handsome and great with girls but beyond that they dont have much going on. they rely heavily on me to help them and fix their problems, even my own boss relies heavily on me to manage the entire business and it makes me a big guy. if anyone tries to take that away from me its pretty easy to put them in their place.

as for strangers, admire what they have even if you don't, aspire to what you can try to obtain, and realize that what you have might even be better. my best friend is this handsome ripped actor but he calls me every day asking for advice on how to handle his life.

if you dont have some baseline of confidence to fall back on, then start to build some.

confidence is literally just defined as 'the belief in the truth of something'.

an ugly guy with 'confidence' in his looks is simply called 'arrogant'. its not confidence.

>>18435014
And, having so many attractive friends never ever makes you feel inadequate when you hang out?
Do you still have success with women?
I don't understand the difference between an ugly guy who's "confident" - as you put it - in his looks and an actually confident ugly person.

>>18434981
You're going to have a long miserable life if you maintain that mind set. Others always are better or have more money blah blah blah....

Don't measure yourself against others measure yourself against who you were yesterday. Always strive to improve yourself and you will have a wonderful life.

>>18434919
He sounds v manipulative. If you take him on prepare for a war cos he will try and set your mates against you.

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>>18434942
That's just it though, we are ALL on to his bullshit and are going to get to the bottom of this, I'm just so damn hurt and confused.

As bad as it sounds, I want him to have a good reason despite lying to us and lying to my face

Seems like he lacks empathy when lying. This is dangerous, this is one of the traits of a pathological liar. Unlike compulsive liar, pathological liar lies because its part of himself. Its also the reason why you kept trusting him, because he lied so naturally you subconsciously believe what he said.

There's no really proper way for him to stop lying aside you avoiding him or smacking him on the head.

Even worse, if you stop being friends he would definitely manipulate his knowledge of you so that others have a beef on you; its only natural for him. Instead you should follow the old saying, 'keep your friends close but your enemies even closer'.