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What would it take to unfuck my teeth

How much am I going to have to pay to fix god's mistake

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So i was hanging out with some friends today, friend says stop and we stop on country road and he gets out to piss, friend doing this fucked a slut a few weeks ago and his dick has burned when pissing ever since, well he touches me and my other friend on shoulder to fuck with us with the hand he used to hold his dick after a few minutes, i wipe it off with my hand even though there was no liquid and then itch my eye, that eye has been burning and itching ever since. basically, did i fucking catch gonorrhea from my friend touching me on the shoulder?

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I need advice in how to turn back time

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? what is this true?

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so i have a problem /adv/. My girlfriend and i have been dating for a year and around 8 months, and I am perfectly happy with our relationship all around.

the problem i have is she is technically a virgin we still haven't had sex. she has a problem with anxiety and we think she has a condition called vagismus that cause a lot of pain when anything, even something small is inserted. I'm not a virgin and have been trying to be supportive and understanding, but after so much time of little to no progress, i am at a loss as to what to do. we've even tried herbal remedies to increase libido etc.

We haven't gone so far as to even have my full finger inserted. But so what causes my recent worry is she had a pap smear done because she is now 21, and the doctor basically took her virginity with a speculum. I'm feeling a bit hurt over it because she refuses to try together for the most part but just got a rather large medical instrument inserted as deep as the vagina goes and opened up to a little less than 2 inches. now that's a little extreme in consideration that she hasn't even been abe to handle a finger, and i am upset because she still hasn't done anything to address the vagismus so refuses to have sex still even after such an experience.

honestly I'm going a little crazy from not having sex and I'm beginning to think its really not going to happen since shes had so much time to address the situation but hasn't. we just had a decent fight over it

wut do

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Does anyone here have experience with getting off prescribed psychiatric medications (or specifically Klonopin/PTSD) while in a relationship?

I met and started dating this fantastic human being. While staying the night, I accidentally went off my meds for two days. They weren't there to see the withdrawal when I went back home, but it made me think: Am I really the person they love?

I'm on mind altering drugs to help me function. I mean, I'm not going to be on these for much longer. I don't want to be addicted to these anymore. But when I go off of them, will I be the same person they fell in love with? It would break my heart to lose them.

Any insight on this would be great, thanks guys

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How does one deal with the pain of not being able to able to feel your loves skin against yours because of the vast distance.

Me and my girlfriend talk daily, wishing we could visit eachother sooner, wishes so badly we could just see and sleep together. We talk a lot about how we will work hard to see eachother and honestly, with all this stress and wanting to be able to see and feel my love, it feels like there's a ton of bricks on my chest.

How do I feel less shitty about this.

We Skype, call, text, every single day, and haven't gone more than a day without talking to eachother in the last 6-7 months.

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How do i stop being beta?

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https://www.asus.com/us/ROG-Republic-Of-Gamers/ROG-GL502VT/
I bought this laptop and am now wanting to sell it, is there anyway to restore to it's original state, as if I was buying it from the store for the first time? I dont give a shit about any of the stuff saved.

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I wanna send somebody a text, but I don't want to look autistic by sending them a novel. I'm bad with concision.

How do I express these sentiments with fewer words?

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We are currently having warm weather in the UK.
It's unbearable.

I went to my fridge for some milk and found that it had frozen so much that there was a milk iceberg (milkberg) floating around in the carton.

Other items had completely frozen- grated cheese, some scotch eggs etc.

What happened?

Is the milk safe to drink?
Is there anything I need to be cautious of?

My stuff is towards the bottom of the fridge and there isn't much else in there at the moment.

I haven't ever touched the settings but it's possible some guests did.

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So at the end of the month I will be homeless, I'll have about $200 I'm 23 years old,no car, no family, no friends and live in midwest USA. I'm looking for a job with housing on a farm or something of the sort, I'm willing to take any job as long as I get some kind of housing and food

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Currently deciding on what to study. I'm really interested in contemporary Marxian economics (Richard Wolff, Anwar Shaikh etc.) but I don't enjoy neo-classical economics since I don't find their angle of analysis all that interesting. Because I'm fine with Mathematics as a whole I'm thinking about studying it at Uni and care about Marxian economics in a self-taught manner. How well does Mathematics translate into economic mathematics and if I were to actually choose to do an economics degree how much Marxian economics could I potentially get by doing so?

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>Be me
>Be about two hours ago
>Take dog on walk
>Dog squats to take shit
>Constipation
>thankyoulord.mp3
>Walk away smug because I don't have to pick up fecal matter
>Hear an aggravating threatening voice
>"HEY!!"
>"PICK THAT UP!!1"
>It's a man in his 40s in his fucking parked car
>But there's nothing there
>Pretend to pick up non existent shit because I'm beta as fuck
>mfw I walk all the way back home with dog depressed, contemplating suicide

What can I do to not be this beta?

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Hey there, wanted to ask if anyone of you know an escape to my problem: I'm 18, about to be a NEET, the only child my family put their hopes into but I'm about to fail my class the second time, which means I'll only have the lowest type of graduation possible. I'm not dumb (I'd consider myself average) but I won't be able to get an apprenticeship or a job with that.