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I feel as if i can't function correctly upon society and my life lacks meaning, I'm 19 overweight, no job, no college degree no life everything just feels pointless no matter what i do. At one point i was planning on going to college but didn't know what to major in everything sucks so i came to the conclusion that this is my only choice,sure my family will miss me but overtime we're all forgotten... I'll try thinking this over more before actually doing it.
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>>18436833

this is pretty stupid. you havent even bothered going out into the world and because you couldnt choose a major before going to college you decide suicide is the only method?

do society a favor and go to charity.
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>>18436842
I'm killing myself because I'm not contributing and therefore I have no place here
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>>18436853

and thus if you contribute you will no longer have to kill your self.

why waste your only chance to help other people.

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How do I actually meet girls from Tinder and OkC? I can have a good conversation, get their number, set up plans and get them to enthusiastically agree, but after that it crashes. They endlessly reschedule, stop responding, or just stand me up. This has happened 5 times in the past week. What could I be doing wrong?
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>>18436820

apply your formula to irl and you'll do better. online is weird because you seem good on paper (or screen if you will) but when it comes to the act of meeting there is nothing exciting. chemistry doesn't really exist online.
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>>18436823
Yeah I suppose. I also get the sense that because these women are completely drowning in options, it's very likely that before the day of the date she'll match with another guy she likes better and pursue him instead. So you need to be very lucky and move very fast to have a decent chance.
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idk, tinder requires facebook and i refuse to use facebook. also this chick that I feel probably exemplifies about the quality of most women on tinder started being into me and I have zero interest in all that now.

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Guys, I'm trying to be faithful, but thinking of all the sluts out there is making me really angry and on edge.

How do I be pure and faithful like everyone else?
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>>18436743
>pure and faithful
>everyone else
pick one
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My opinion is that if it's really that bad just break up with your girlfriend. Some people are just not relationship people. I can understand what it feels like to want to fuck a lot of different women but if you truly love someone you won't do that behind the person back that you are in love with.
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>>18436753
This is exactly why I'm doing the single thing for awhile. I like getting my dick wet too much and currently that outweighs the need for a stable mate.

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>Graduated high school 10 days ago
>Have not spoken to someone my age since
>Still applying to summer jobs just for something to do, still no offers (i'm really surprised i'm having trouble with this. I have a year experience)
>Basically sitting on my hands patiently wating for college to start, nothing going on in my life at all really, daily exercise is highlight of my day
>Have this dreadful feeling of time flowing around me all the while
I'm wasting such unbelievably precious days; but what on earth am I supposed to do with my time? I have a car, but where is there to go?
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>>18436712
Catch up on all the things you won't have time to do when you start college. Binge watch every show you've ever thought of watching. Go to movies. Hang out with friends. Volunteer steadily for a couple of months if you can't find a paying job. It'll look good on your resume and is a talking point for future interviews. It can also create some contacts for the future. Never too early to start networking.
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>>18436712
I spent and still spend every free day like that. Get out of it, don't be like me, it sucks dick and your youth ain't coming back
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>>18436712
At least you got college. Follow anons advice. God i am such a pariah

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I'm a pretty good guy, why am I still a kissless virgin at 27 years old?
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Because you aren't a pretty good guy
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>>18436629
how do you know that
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Because being a "nice guy" doesn't make you good or attractive. Because real men take chances, not shy away from them and choose the safest routes. Because everyone likes a confident alpha, not a cowardly beta. Because you haven't taken the red pill yet and see reality for what it is.

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Uhhhh I didn't get invited to one of my closest friends from my hometown's wedding, but literally everybody else in our social circle did. People that he has told me he disliked and was not even close to were invited, and I did not even get an invitation.

>friends since 8th grade
>hung out in high school every day
>worked together
>started a somewhat popular band together
>traveled around the country a little bit senior year
>we go to college together out of state
>he drops out after a semester
>he moves back home and starts working with his family
>I move out of state permanently and stay in college
>visit him when I come back home sometimes
>his family's business gets kind of popular
>he gets really distant
>don't hear from him much
>I finish college
>visit him
>he just starts bashing everybody we mutually know
>he acts extremely hostile towards everything I'm doing
>lightly bashing my degree
>lightly bashing my musical success
>lightly bashing my career plans
>gets slightly heated about a political topic
>just seems really frustrated with me, pointlessly criticizing everything I am doing even though it is successful and on my own merit
>he is sitting in our tiny home town working for mommy and daddy
>I just get off those topics and start talking about traveling
>conversation gets normal like the old days
>we hang out for like 5 hours
>after that, I never heard from him again
>have tried messaging him, don't even get a response
>announces he's engaged on facebook
>everybody gets an invite except me

I don't really care that much, because we are completely opposite people now. He is really into liberal hipster bullshit, and I'm pretty much the opposite of that. But I'm still surprised that he invited people that he was not even that close to and did not even like, but he did not invite me. He even invited my close friends.

Shit just blew my mind. I don't get why he randomly became so hostile towards me out of no where.
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I dunno but it sounds like he resents you for staying in school and succeeding while he's still relying on his parents. He sounds really jealous.
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>>18436617

Welcome to the new political reality, where supporting the opposite party means that you are inherently a bad person

I am willing to bet that politics is at least 50% of the reason, but falling out before that and being distant is the other half.

Also, weddings are expensive, and every guest raises the tab. If you are distant, and he views you negatively over politics, then it makes sense in his head to not invite you.
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>>18436617
For how petty of an issue this seems, you sure typed a fuck ton.

Think about what you're complaining about. You're probably a dude, and complaining that you didn't get to pretend to be excited about someones wedding. I didn't read it all, but you said you two got distant, yeah? well there ya go. He didn't think of you.

Did you know there are families born to be poor and beg in certain spots of the street in India? Children are born and raised to be beggars, and it's a prestigious thing to have a better spot to beg. It's something they take pride in - begging tourists for money in better spots of the street.

Fuck you.

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So i've been talking to this guy on xbox, pretty much everyday. lol i have a bit of a crush on him, which is obviously why i'm here cuz i'm stressing. he told me he's bad at flirting. ANYWAYS 4chan help me out - after days of not talking to me, he sends me a facebook message saying that he won't be able to be on xbox for awhile. i thought it was strange he would even tell me this at all. why not just go? also today he sent me a youtube video with no explanation, sam cooke's "i ain't got nobody" song with lyrics. WHY??? i don't get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8m0mMDpHw
is he trying to say something?
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>>18436565
Dont know the song but by the title i believe he wants you to support him through the things hes going on right now.
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>>18436565
He likes you! He wants you to be there for him, pretty obvious
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>>18436565

Well first of all, did you even ask him if something was bothering him in RL? If you truly liked it him... that question would have came naturally to you.

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GF broke up with me for revealing inner /pol/

I got my appendix removed and while I was under the medication I started complaining about mexicans and niggers. She didn't wait to confront me with this until I fully recovered. We've been together for three years and she said she is disappointed to hear my true self.

Is this for the best or can I convince her to come back?
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If she is breaking up with you after 3 years because you don't like niggers than its best that you are breaking up. She won't accept what you believe so fuck her
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>>18436545
All of the racist shit on 4chan was originally posted ironically, but now a bunch of idiots and actual neo-nazi's moved in and started believing it.
In general, hating whole groups of people based on their country of origin, religion or ethnicity is extremely vial and shows your ignorance. If you are spouting off racial slurs that is even worse. You should disconnect yourself from this cancerous site and trying to stop being racist.
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>>18436573
>Everyone I don't like is a nazi!!!11!!1

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recently got back from italy. i bought olive oil back after visiting a press and it was some of the best i've had in my life. tell parents about this blah blah, they try it says it's good.

just noticed a bottle was missing from my house and my parents were here yesterday. i just saw my sister post that she got some great olive oil so i'm assuming it's been stolen.

what do?
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>>18436449
Burn your parents house down
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Murder suicide is the only logical answer
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>>18436449
maybe they thought you were giving it to them?

I had a really fucked up dream last night. Do dreams mean anything at all or is it just my mind's bullshit? I'm pretty worried about it
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>what was it about, femanon?
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>>18436218

sometimes they mean something. most times they dont. can't even begin to decipher it without actually hearing about it.

but for the most part its just general anxiety or fears even when they 'mean something' it just means you're thinking too much about something.
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>>18436221
I'm not a girl, though we all knew that.

I dreamed that I drugged a black girl, hooked her up to some bdsm thing and raped her while she was unconscious.

I really fucked me up because it was really vivid and I'd never considered myself as evil/degenerate as that. I don't even like bdsm bullshit

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My new boyfriend let me give him a rimjob. It was completely spur of the moment: one second I'm licking his balls and crease of his thighs, then his taint and then he just bucked up and there I was. And we went for it. Man it was so good and neither of us had a clue.

Afterwards he expressed how he never even thought about that stuff as something that can be done in a heterosexual relationship. Which is something I find that many heterosexual dudes think. There's a whole world out there, babes, don't deny yourselves the pleasure if you might be into it. I myself have been in lesbian relations, which does involve a LOT of exploration, so I'm down for serious butt-magic.

As of now, I've only used my tongue, but if we're going to go any further than this then I need to know more of the technical stuff. What's a proper procedure for penetration? Where do I find the prostate? Can I work up to pegging? Because that'd be fucking fantastic.

>tl;dr: How do I annihilate my boyfriend's butthole safely?
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>>18436150
To be clear, I want to hear some first hand accounts as either a giver or receiver. There will be questions.
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Hehe
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That's repugnant

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I was told if I didn't get accepted to Ivy League my parents would reveal blackmail. I didn't know what they meant but they leaked TONS of personal information they've been collecting like my medical records, they leaked some stuff i don't even want to say here. They revealed videos of me admitting to stuff i didn't do when on dental drugs, and they added made up stuff to that to make it even worse. They sent it to all my friends, extended family, and teachers. Can I sue? Can i leave, I'm 18 and still have to go to high-school.
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>>18435966
you were able to leave at 16 years old, have you not been working since 16? honestly sounds made up my man but talk to a lawyer.
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>>18435971
They froze my bank account at 17 and transfered the money to their account since legally all money made before 18 is property of the parents. Also doesn't talking to lawyers cost cash? And what do i do, I don't have a phone and they have a software on the phone they can listen in conversations i make. And where do i even call?
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kill your parents

seriously though, your parents have some real balls

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Is it true that if you consistently notice the dryness of your mouth, you're having severe depressions?
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>>18435841
If your ony enjoyable activity through day is sleeping (because only when you sleep you dont feel that hole in your chest), they you probably have depression and should seek professional help.

Otherwise you are probably just another sad lost teenager who forgot how to do things which bring him joy.
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>>18435841
No it just means that you are a mouth breather.

Tip 1 close your mouth then INHALE through your nose.
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>>18435841
No, it's true that if you're over 25 you're probably having severe depression. It's likely the default state of mind for anyone who actually understands the world.

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Just matched someone on Tinder named Naomi. She's cute and I haven't been in a relationship for a bit but long story short I'm not sure if she's a trap or a trans guy. Nothing in the bio alarms but she's got a few pics of her with a drag queen.

Any guesses?
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I don't care if they're female. Stay away they look crazy
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Is this something I just take a risk on, want to avoid finding out she might be a dude after a few dates or anything else.
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Pic is said trans photo.

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Theirs a 50 something year old at work
>I've been there for 3 years
>We would just make small talk and she jokes a lot
>She smokes
>Now recently on year 3 she's said if she was younger she'd chase me.
>I ask how old she is. She's hesitant but tells.
>I say that's not old
>She breaks eye contact and looks shocked
>Many weeks later we're alone and she touches my hand
>Now its been a few months. I see her at work every now and then but its briefly.
>Other day she sees me and I'm busy looking for something.
>As I search she greets me and gently scratches my back
>We talk a little and she laughs at unfunny joke
>We hold eye contact smiling then I leave

She's divorced. She wants the D or just lonely?

Update
No i didnt say lets fuck lol. I made small talk movies since she used to let me borrow them. So i said what movies you seen lately? She gave a lengthy answer. I told her a movie I seen in theaters. She told me she rathers see movies at home and blah with little jokes. I agreed it is better. Then slipped in you ever want to see a movie some time? She said her neighbor always bugs her with tickets but she rather watch em at home but thanks with a smile. I smiled and said you're welcome. If I corrected her I'd look more desperate and ruin her excuse. She could easily said we can at my place if she was with it.

The funny part minutes before I went for it she greeted me. Said she likes seeing me cause Im so cute and made small talk.
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The bottom four sentences of green text happened last week.
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Fml
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Cmon

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