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>>18724048
I was on Tinder for a bit, and had 88 matches before I deleted it.

A pic of you would help, but I could walk you through some tips I guess.

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>>18724054
Thanks mate, here's my profile with first pic.

Nothing? Please help.

hopefully the professionals will alleviate your pain enough that you can figure out what's going wrong and try to fix it.

be careful of toxic psychiatry, though. the psychiatric system has smart people and dumb people. kind people and cruel people.

>>18723939
oh wow. more corruption and bullshit and less trust with people. but yah hopefully they help

>>18723947
You have no choice but to go to a professional. Mind sharing why you're so sad panda?

Well, I personally don't but it's fairly obvious how they get there. They get knocked up early or marry for the wrong reason or marriage as an institution is just a mess. I wouldn't fuck one of them. It's not that hard to find single chicks.

>>18723832
>women
>remorse
lmao@thispost

Serious though women pretend to have feelings of regret and remorse, but they simply are not coded to feel them.
I hook up with this married girl on the regular and damm near every time she talks about how it 'hurts her deeply' and other shit like that. She says this before her mouth goes onto my cock.
Fooling around with married girls made me lose all respect for women, they are just slits to get fucked by anything with a dick. It is best to just treat them that way and not fall for the hallmark disney romance horseshit.
When the dude eventually finds out it probably will crush him and he will almost without a doubt kill himself (just the kind of guy he is)

>>18723842
Oh I'm aware they are common to find if you really look for them. I'm using my time to establish and solidify myself and personal growth so I don't give a fuck about women as much as the next anon might. For now. Obviously there are times I feel that itch but jacking off once immediately puts me back into a "wtf was I thinking" feeling after I finish. Imagine feeling that way in a relationship which I'm sure many anons face. I probably sound autistic as fuck and very well could be from the way I'm writing this. ( Adderall focus )

Go to the ER. It sounds like it could be serious.

>>18723859
>this guy doesnt just die
What a loser right amirite?

Is this a constant pain? You say it hurts when you move? If this is your first real period after getting an IUD taken out it's likely that. Take an anti-inflammatory and use a hot water bottle. Period pain can be one sided like that. If it doesn't go away in a day or so, or if it gets worse go to the ER. worst case scenario you have an ovarian cyst that might have burst. Which (if you google it it'll seen scary but please don't you'll freak yourself out) is relatively common, you'll want to schedule an appt with an obgyn and get a referral for an ultrasound if possible. Don't freak too much though. You are just as likely to be experiencing a resurgence of period pain.

That's not really something you can or should be doing. She needs to be herself and use one of the million platforms which you can meet men on or go out irl and do this shit herself. You're handicapping her by doing the leg work.

I guarantee that there are guys out there that will find her fine. Let her go look.

>why don't guys like her

Probably seriously because you're helicopter parenting her as a wing man and she has developed zero skills with men because of this. Stahp.

>>18723823
I am just trying to help her, she isn't the most social person and in social situations she can sometimes come off as weird or even dickish. She also is very engrossed in her hobbies and sometimes can go on and on about them without really giving a shit if the other person is interested.

>>18723798

Maybe get her to work out?

She sounds like the kind of person who could have success on okcupid. Not many people are massive/weird nerds, and people looking for nerds will usually have to use online platforms.

It's pretty common sense. A male who had to pay for it is obviously pretty "meh".

As to the virginity thing, I really don't think that's a huge deal anymore. Like yes some /pol/ guys might be here demanding untouched blondes or whatever but a woman having a sex life isn't usually looked down upon. Meanwhile, were you aware bars and other social places exist? That is the place you meet the drunk bitch you lose your virginity to.

As to if it's okay to just withhold the info, yeah probably. But try a differing perspective like say she had participated in a 3-way and never told you, you might not like that right? On the other hand, no one knows what isn't said.

>>18723744

what? are you actually asking why women hold men to the same standard as them?

women dont want to date a virgin, but you think its weird that they dislike men who only like virgins?

explain your logic here. its normal to hold people to the same standard as your self. healthy even.

>>18723744

no woman has ever turned down a guy based on him being a virgin. the virginity is just a symptom of other problems. the girl isn't sitting around thinking 'OH WOW I REALLY WISH ANON WASN'T A VIRGIN, IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT ONE THING I WOULD LOVE AND CHERISH HIM FOREVER AND HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS WITH HIM'.

they're saying 'wow that guy is so ugly and fat he looks like the inbetween keyframe of a bad flash animation.

>>18723707
Tell her honestly, giving her ample chances to say no without consequences. Acknowledge that it's awkward. Hopefully you've anyway demonstrated that you can do vanilla sex acts to her satisfaction. What you're asking a high bar for her to clear, so don't be surprised if she's not down.

Out of curiosity, can you pinpoint why this is hot for you?

>>18723836
not OP but I can see why the act of shitting could be sexy or sexualized *if* shit itself was not unsanitary and disgusting.

try to imagine an unreal situation where a girl pushed a sweet smelling playdough out of her ass, out of a digestive tract that was completely sterile. could you maybe find that arousing?

>>18723707
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do what you want to do, OP. You're both in your twenties, even if she's 20 and you're 29 it would be alright by society's standards if you're fine with that age gap yourself and dealing with a younger person.

If you like her - go for it. Seriously. Height difference is not being a pedophile. You might feel a little uncomfortable at first, but over time you'll stop giving a shit.

It obviously doesn't make you a pedophile since she isn't a child. Unless the reason you're attracted to her is because she is as short as one.

Be happy, fuck other people.

One thing that would help is if she would have a wardrobe and make up that reflects her maturity however attempting to change even something that small is risky.

I date a man 25 years older than me, we get all kiiiinds of looks but we are happy so fuck the looks. It almost becomes fun after a while. A secret inside joke where you know everyone is wondering.

>>18723699
People will look at you funny from time to time, but it's well within your rights to tell them to fuck off and mind their own business.

>>18723683
Have u tried anally abusing him?

>>18723723
What in God's name is wrong with you? Please read a bible!!!!

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>>18723762
god isn't real.

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Begin with friendly touching, move onto holding her hand and kiss her. Kiss her again and again and slowly explore her legs, go under her shirt and feel her stomach and back. Notice her breathing. Take it as slow as you want. Keep kissing her. Go for her neck and chest and stomach. See how far she goes.

You have a warped worldview. You should be prepared for failure. Getting the date was already a success, your life is already awesome. Just see how far it goes. If it doesn't, don't get mad. Just keep trying or get another girl.

>>18723667

nothing you can do will sway her much. its not like women are computers and pressing these certain buttons will make it happen. she either wants to have sex or she doesn't.

there are obvious things to avoid: don't engage in crude gross humor that will turn her off. Dont give her so much to eat that she gets bloated and doesn't want to take off her clothes. dont giveh er so much to drink that she can't handle her self and wnats to just pass out.

Do push the physical intimacy limit a little bit as the night goes on. DO get her a little wine charged so she feels loose but not sleepy. Do invite her back to your place to 'watch some netflix' or what have you.

>>18723884
I just want them to feel my Penis

What city are you living in now

How old are you and why do you want to be alone

Start by having a job where you a want to move.

You sound like teen without a clue

I ended an 8 year relationship about 18 months ago. It was a very good decision. Constant stress and conflict are not healthy. For me, we had 8 years of shitty minor and major baggage and no one could really move past it. It was a huge shit sandwich when we ended it. Break ups are huge shit sandwiches.

Months after, I regained a friendship with my ex and we still usually talk once every few days.

Meanwhile, I got back out there dating and it has briought me a lot of happiness and a good outlook for the future. Life is long don't restrain yourself until it's all good.

If the relationship brings you more unhappiness than it does happiness, it's time to end things. I ended a 5 year relationship last year, and I'm better for it now. It hurt a lot at first, but I'm happier now than I was with him and I know I made the right decision.

Well, fuck.
>>18723662
Thanks for the advice. I don't want to sound like a weeping piece of shit, but I'm pretty certain I won't find anyone like her anytime soon and that makes me even more scared of losing her.
>>18723662
>Life is long don't restrain yourself until it's all good.
My brother said something like that a few years ago before she moved in with me. It still echoes in my head to this day. As cliché as this might sound, I don't think I'll ever love someone again. I also don't believe in "taking breaks", which just seems like an excuse to fuck other people.
>>18723681
That's the thing, I doubt anyone else can make me happy.

>>18723624
Make sure to creep in their panty drawer while you still can

Do your best to just act like a considerate and thoughtful human being and then don't fuss about the nefarious nature of females until one of them actually deserves the title.

Keep your most valuables either at your parents or on your person anyhow, regardless of roommate gender.

>>18723624
I lived with 3 girls a few years ago. It was shit. My friend lived with 2 girls. It was shit to just visit sometimes. I know someone now who lives with 2 girls. They say it's shit.

Obviously depends on the people but I would avoid it.

>>18723606

>knows you have a crush on her
>instead of giving you hope she treats you respectfully like an adult who can handle his own emotions

who knows.

Incredibly low-self esteem plus being a shitty asshole. Easy solution, ask her to stop sharing her sex life with you and then give her no special attention. She will find some other sad schmuck to leech attention from by then.

>>18723610
You don't think its cruel in any way shape or form?

because we fuck girls based on looks, not on personality. once you cum and you got it out of your system you see them for what they truly are, a pretty normal person. this isn't bad, the same is true in reverse. sexual attraction just doesn't equal romantic interest. once you're done fucking you figure out that she isn't special to you.

romance is supposed to be special, so it wouldn't make sense for you to be a match with just any girl you find attractive.

>>18723529
It's not.
Maybe you're a retard?

I think because the mystery of the chase ends and it no longer matters how pretty or smart(lol) she may be.