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I get alot of free time at work and I was is it possible to learn another language without having to vocalise it? I know that sounds silly but I'll fix the vocalisation some other time
Also whats the best way? I've seen people advertising apps and such. Maybe I can learn via youtube?
I'm interested in French, Russian, Chinese, German and Spanish. I'm afraid of Russian and Chinese because of the moonrunes. Thought that might be pertinent
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>>18447759
I have studied all of those at some point or another. I would highly recommend that you start speaking and listening practice as soon as you can, because it's by far the hardest part of learning languages. If you absolutely insist on only learning reading and writing now, that's up to you, but I would recommend you don't.
French/Spanish are good for babby's first language, German is a step up but not a terribly hard language. The cases are what makes it more difficult. Russian isn't bad once you learn the Cyrillic alphabet which is quite easy despite how intimidating it looks. It also has cases.
I would only recommend Chinese if you know you can dedicate yourself to it. Tonal languages are notoriously difficult, and you will be memorising characters forever. Language learning shouldn't be done by lazy people in general, but Chinese is especially bad if you lack work ethic.
Head to /int/'s sticky for language learning resources. Textbooks are your best bet, and I would recommend classes if you can. Apps are good supplementary sources but shouldn't be relied on as your only learning resource. /int/ also has threads for certain languages where you can ask grammatical questions if you're having trouble.
I need to stop wasting all my day on here. How do I restrict myself bros?
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find something else you like to do and focus on that
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>>18447683
get rid of your smart devices and computers. lock them in a storage unit for awhile or leave them at a friends house. it sounds extreme but you might not have the level of self control to have a computer in your room or have a smart phone.
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Going Karaoke Sunday with strangers and i'm terrified 2017-06-23 07:09:17 Post No.18447628
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Going Karaoke Sunday with strangers and i'm terrified
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So my friends birthday is Sunday and he really wants to go Karaoke. All my friends agreed and i've said i'd come. I can't sing for shit and if it was just me him and our three main friends all would be good.
But he's invited a bunch of people he knows (of course) so now i'm going to be singing in front of 10 strangers...and i'm terrified.
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>>18447628
Is alcohol available? If so get a bit drunk that way it's excusable
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I'm a pretty beta guy, myself... but if you can't even manage this, I don't know what to tell you.
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>>18447628
Very few people are good at karaoke. Just get up there and belt your heart out to whatever shit song you know and no one is ever going to remember or care. It's well known everyone is bad.
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Stressed about my future.
I know what i want. Its just time, i feel like i dont have time. I feel like i already wasted my life and its too late. I havent started college yet, i havent moved yet, i havent lost weight yet, i am wasting. Fuck. /adv/ what do i do
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Just do it already. The more you stress the more time you waste.
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>>18447626
Start College mate
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START
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/adv/ I'm 25 and basically a virgin compared to others and I just hooked a 40 year old amazingly attractive woman. I didn't know she was 40 I legit thought she was like 28. All the signs zipped by my ignorant ass.
I really like her but im so intimidated now that I know! It shouldn't bother me, the fact that she's interested in me should be enough for me to just chill out. The reason she was interested was probably because her age didnt faze me and I just kept smiling and flirting.
I'm not sure she knows that I'm so young. I'm pretty attractive and I've always delt with older women hitting on me but I was just so caught off guard!
We have a date Sunday and she's super excited! I figure ill just be me, there's no reason to lie about my age, I already feel awkward about this so fuck lying. I'm not sure! I don't know what she wants! Is she just looking for sex? She seams so sweet, I'm super lost.
/adv/ how do I ignore the intimidating factor of going out with an older woman?!
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Okay maybe this is me just over thinking and freaking out since I just found out. In reality this could be great.
I just need to know what she wants, from my experience, older women just seam to want to have fun, which sounds amazing.
I guess I should just be me. I'm sweet and a great flirt, if age comes up and she doesn't realize that I just graduated from college with nothing going for me maybe she'll be cool about it and just let me down easy. I'm kinda okay with that now, even though I really like her.
But like I said I'm practicly a virgin, its totally normal to be super self conscious when the third potentially girl ill get with is super experienced
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Fuck adv! You give advice to a 24yo dating a 19yo but you won't help me?
Seriously, I want this to work! I'm just so stressed. Where should my mind be?
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by fucking her with the power of a thousand suns
she may try to "you are a boy tehee", dont get embarrased, you are a man and you want to fuck her, old enough
you dont need to figure out what she wants, do what YOU want, and thats what shes gona want too, women are children, regardless of age
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I argue with someone very close to me pretty frequently on and off, and we have different views on things but whenever we argue it always seems to come out with them on top and me caving into what they want. I recently realized this and became adamant about holding my side in a recent argument. The recent argument wasn't that big of a deal but I didn't want to give in because of what I recently realized and the other person wouldn't budge either....
I don't really know what to do because neither of us will budge and the other person just wants their way and won't try to go in the middle of it or anything. I was willing to go in half way but they wanted 100% their way.
I tried to bring the fact that I always do whatever they want to their attention but they didn't seem to care that much, I just really don't know how to handle this and make them see that they need to compromise...
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Anybody?
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What were you arguing about? Need some details in order to give any advice senpai
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>>18447608
you're just digging yourself in as a beta.
accept it, or find a new "friend" who is more amenable to compromise and consensus.
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Finished my final. Gonna go nts 2017-06-23 06:34:38 Post No.18447566
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Finished my final. Gonna go nts
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>is a Muslim
>Now it is Ramadan so i am fasting
>Have been taking the finals for the past 2 weeks
> Studying, taking exam in an empty stomach is not a laughing matter
>Juat finished atm
>Muslim usually eat dates at breakfast
>I think i am gonna break mt fast by masturbating
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Are you religious, OP, or do you only observe Ramadan to please your parents?
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>>18447566
>muslim
>post picture which isnt for educational purpouses
Do you even read your holy book brother? Using pictures for anything but educational purpouses is a sin.
I suggest you to realize how denying your basic body needs like hunger in favor of floating kebab in skies is stupid.
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/1741/what-kind-of-pictures-in-islam-are-permissible
>The Ahadith are very much categorical on this issue. The scholars agree that painting, sketching and drawing any living being is forbidden unless there is a necessity.
So if you want to please you kebab STOP POSTING AND LOOKING AT ANIME!
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>>18447566
Your future is more important than a religious observation that happens every year, you only get to be in college once you can fast any every year.
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Will my wife from an arranged marriage (not forced) who'll be marrying me 2 years from now care if I have a good body.
She is going to be a SAHM and I come from a culture where most women have hang ups about sex.
Please tell me it is going to be worth it in the end. I have a lot of money and I feel she is doing it for my money. I started working out to deflect her attraction to me from my money to my body (Sorry if this sounds retarded).
Somebody hit me up with some science or shit to make me feel better
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>>18447532
shes marrying you for your money
>you are expecting sex
good luck with that buddy
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>>18447577
Well, wouldn't she be expecting sex too? I've been reading up books like "she comes first". Don't tell me it was all for nothing.
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>>18447532
not her, *they're* marrying into money, your family's, that is.
Look Abdul or Pajeet whatever your name is, just ask your father or one of your many uncles for advice on this matter.
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So I dated this girl for about two weeks, she never wanted to do anything... like didn't want to go dancing, didn't drink, didn't smoke, I basically had to force her to go for dinner with me but she didn't like it because she didn't like hamburguers (when asked if she wanted to go somewhere else she said it was fine).
Anyway, we usually ended up going to my home because she just didn't like any of my ideas of what to do but since she doesn't like video games nor anime nor weed we literally just stared at each other and I had to come up with shit to say out of thin air because she also didn't like talking about herself.
She also said it was too soon to have sex so one day i just go bored and stoped replying because I decided playing dota was more fun than hanging out with her... today she comes to my work and is like "I came to see you because you didn't reply", at first I was like "ok I got caught" and expected her to complain for cuting her off like that but then she just stood there and I was like "so... anything you want to say? Any questions? Any complains? But she just said she was just passing by because I didn't reply anymore, and after 3 or so minutes of awkwardness she just said she was leaving and... well left.
What the actual fuck? Is that how it feels when guys don't get a hint? Are we that dumb? She came all the way here so I expected her to at least ask why I quit talking to her.
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this bitch is autistic. fuck her throat and dump her
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>>18447459
>Is that how it feels when guys don't get a hint? Are we that dumb?
Yes
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>>18447467
Then I'm sorry on behalf of all my fellow betabros.
>>18447462
I haven't had sex in 5 years but even I know it's a bad idea to stick it in such a crazy girl, this way she'll hopefully forget about me soon enough, if I fuck her she will get clingly and she has yandere potential, not to mention she already came to my work and also said she did go to my home but couldn't find it, lol.
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How do you stop having feelings for someone you know you can never have?
>21/F
>have FWB met from tinder
>cool guy, laid back, smokes, we go on fun outdoor adventures and talk about shit
> We both agreed to just fucking, nothing serious (he said unless he develops feelings)
>both agree to only fuck each other
>he's a fucking cuck too so it's confusing
>he has a sugar mama/business partner, gets drunk and fucks her one night
>she's a lesbian from Texas?????
>I get super jealous because they spend so much time together
>I start showing my jealous side and he tells me I'm not marriage material
>still talk on the daily and are trying to make time for fucking since he has a busy schedule with work now
Last bit just about murdered me on the inside. But I can't even look at him long anymore without feeling like my chest is caving in. What do?
Pic related, we fucked in the woods.
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stop seeing him, simple as that. the more you let him into your life, the more it'll hurt.
just delete his number, any pictures, etc. move the fuck on, he's wasting your time and using you because you're an easy fuck.
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>>18447456
Even if it's the best sex I've ever had?
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>>18447482
yes even if its the best sex. you'll find dick somewhere else. or maybe its time you become a nun. stop wasting your time with someone who obviously is jist using you for a quick cheap fuck
What's a quiet job you can get with little studies?
I don't care about the salary, I just want to minimize stress and social interaction.
I know a librarian job will not last. I don't care about the salary, I just want to survive.
My only goal in life is to live a quiet and comfortable life.
I'm a dishwasher at the moment and I really can't stand the pressure, it's driving me nut.
I am miserable.
I was thinking bus driver, trucker or cab driver.
Please help before I sudoku.
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>>18447407
Have you considered becoming a monk?
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>>18447440
Yes, many times.
Alas, monasticism is dying and the prospect of such a career is terrifying.
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Please help
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Penis Sometimes Gets a Little Red After I had Unprotected Sex. 2017-06-23 05:06:17 Post No.18447360
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Penis Sometimes Gets a Little Red After I had Unprotected Sex.
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Sometimes my penis is a little red. No pain, no discomfort, but a little red around the head of my penis. I was thinking that it could be a yeast infection. What do you think? :| She seemed very clean.
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>>18447360
It's just embarrassed.
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>>18447365
f u
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>>18447360
if its not overly painful its just normal from the friction of sex, ive been with my girlfriend for years doing it unprotected and were both clean and i get the same thing that lasts a few hours
you shouldnt be doing it unprotected unless youre monogamous and both clean though
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Anyone else feel like they don't have a good grip of their self image?
What I mean is, I can look in the mirror and find myself attractive, but the moment I look it's like I'm that person anymore.
Any advice on dealing with this shit? How do I imprint in my brain that the fucker in the mirror is me?
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No one else? Fuck me I suppose, I'm probably insane and that's it.
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What's the issue? Fix whatever it is about your self-image you don't like. I shaved my head and that's all it took for me to accept the man in the mirror.
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Problem is, I like the way I look, but it's like I can't process that I'm good looking.
More specifically my face and my height, those seem very distorted in my mind.
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Does anyone have any experience with this? I got one all over my body last Sunday and absolutely need it healed by the 3rd, and preferably not lobster red by Sunday.
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>>18447306
aloe vera lotion, get the very best shit you can and slather yourself up in it multiple times every day.
wear some light loose longsleeves and a broad brimmed hat (not a fedora).
and stay out of the fucking sun!
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>>18447306
use aloe vera
take cool showers
use a damp cloth on the major burns
take some aleve to deal with pain
stay the fuck out of the sun.
and wear loose clothing
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>sun poisoning
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How do I keep a girl? 2017-06-23 03:55:04 Post No.18447191
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Found this girl who is funny, sweet, and ultra kinky how do I keep her around without fucking it up??
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are you two dating? if yes, then don't cheat on her. treat her like a human being. dont act like a stupid faggot case closed.
if you guys arent dating but are getting to that stage, then woo the shit out of her. romantic dates and the like.
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keep her entertained
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>You don't
>*You* don't
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