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Read a book sometime.

I don't think so. You're good. As long as it's legal you're a o k

>is it immoral to do x
Spooky

>>18448401
>The girl i'm seeing casually says she only has sex with one guy for a time period because she can't juggle people like that

She's probably lying to put you at ease. That's just a weird thing to say to anyone.

>Recently, she's showing all the signs of seeing someone else

You know "All the signs"? Which signs? You can't bring it up without her being suspicious. I would get proof.

>>18448408
Less flirting with me, basically. This after nearly constant flirtation since we met.

>>18448408
>She's probably lying to put you at ease.

could be, this didn't come out of the blue, i mentioned how i know we might both be seeing other people.

>>18448341
B

>>18448365
B

>>18448402
B

> both are little bored with our sex
> wife says to go and get a girl for threesome, because I WANT (never mentioned it to her)

her attempt to feel less bad about the affair she is having

>>18448321
Dumbass its a test

>>18448323
nope, 100% sure she's not having an affair

Is that actually you? timestamp pls

My advice would be to shave, but using glue remover as shaving cream. Two birds with one stone. Seriously, shave that shit.

I hope that that ring isn't also glued to your nose. Might want to sort that out as well.

>>18448316
should have glued your fingers together too

>>18448326
This.
If you are unsuccessful at attempting to unglue your mouth, try huffing some Rogaine through your nose.

"A goal usually has a goalie.
Doesn't mean it's impossible to score."
- anon

You should just straight up ask her.

>>18448310
You must always assume a girl has a bf or guys around that fill that slot. She was going on vacation with this guy and won't now because he has to work. If he was just some guy she could plug another in and go. Anyway, if you are ok with dating a girl who is also dating other guys fine, if not, find another girl.

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My first gf was like this, I had to dump her.

I was also on the receiving end of a no-love relationshit. Holy fucking hell does that suck when you're completely in love with the other person. At least you're not as evil as my ex, that shit almost killed me when she tried to ruin my life, destroying my carreer, sleep with my best friend in front of me and dump me.

>>18448213
I feel guilty as shit about it and really want to love her, just struggling as hard as I try, i would not cheat or leave her in a shitty situation.
Anyone? This is kind of a bump

yeah my GF was a compulsive liar too. Could never get over it, it was the root of all of our problems, and the fact that I'd still catch her in the dumbest bullshit you could imagine it all kept eating at me, I had to part ways.

It wasn't how I wanted to live my life, I'm much happier independent.

I wasn't even sexually attracted to her for the final year of our relationship, I think we had sex maybe 5 times in those final 12 months or so.

>still had large thighs and wide hips, narrow shoulders. why?

That's probably your natural body type. I have wide hips and thighs AND wide shoulders. Make use of it and jog & squat.

I've been somewhere similar before. Just get fit and better, it'll help you emotionally too. If you feel your shoulders are too narrow, work out on them. Also, working out will increase your testosterone and decrease your estrogen.

GET BUFF GET BEEF mate. As you'll get buff your facial lines will get sharper and more manly.

>>18448124
And perhaps... See a therapist too?

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>>18448101
Stay Strong, You Are A Good Soul. Don't wish Anyone Death, Darling.
>>18448128
Yes, Find Professional Help.

You don't confess. Ever. Life is not an anime. Instead you just ask her out.

>>18447972
Just ask her out on a date. Don't confess. That's spergy.

>>18447986
>>18447988
i figured as much. how do you do that? like how do you ask her out without being autistic?
do I stop trying if she refuses?

>>18447952
Get fit, evolve a sense of fashion, get a hobby. Crying how you're uly wont change shit. Most people have to work for what they've got. Even the naturally pretty ones.

t. natural 5 which evolved to a good 8 through discipline, interests and modest but nice cloths

>>18447960
I stay fit but I'll always have an ugly face, even with makeup

And I'm too old to have their kind of relationship, that ship has sailed.

>>18447967
post pic, black out eyes for anonymity

>>18447896
close your eyes

>>18447900
kek

Self control? If you're walking down the street and see a girl with a cleavage, just focus on something else and not on her cleavage.
Mainly self control my dude.

ok this sounds dumb but put a pillow under your ass. make it obvious you're enjoying it. That's all the dude is gonna be looking for

Tell him you're his slut.

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>>18447852
just follow his lead sweetheart. For me, it's all about the response and whether the girl is enjoying herself or not. I try different things with each new girl until I get the feed back I want. I love screamers, just don't over do it.

All guys like different things. My favorite thing, I've found out, is me going doggy on a girl until I'm exhausted, then let the girl climb on top and ride me till I come while looking me deep in the eyes and preferably give me a couple soft kisses. A beautiful german blonde did that to me almost a year ago and I almost cried because I was so satisfied and happy.

Yeah, you should probably stay away from psychedelics.

If you have any signs of mental issues (anxiety, depression, apathy etc) weed will sooner or later make this part of your daily life, it might take excessive use, like it did for me, but that's not necessarily the case. You might think you're not predisposed, but do you really know for sure that none of your family had such issues? In my case, it turned out that it just wasn't something you talked about, which is fairly common

With that being said, weed is generally not that risky, but why bother? That shit makes you dumb and lazy

>>18447919
I get what you're saying. I don't think I would want to go farther than anything like weed.

As far as why I'd bother smoking weed, I've enjoyed the positive experiences I've had with it. So if there's a way to casually enjoy this without the heightened anxiety, I'd like to know how to do that.

There do seem to be a bunch of contradictory narratives though. As it seems like a good amount of people use weed to inhibit their anxiety and depression. While another side seems to say the opposite. Both might be true, or none of it. It's just really hard to tell what's most relevant to me.

For me, smoking weed is like meditation. I manage to stop caring about less important stuff, I forget bad shit I don't want to remember and I'm able to enjoy small things more.

I smoke a lot and in different situations. Only times I can get somewhat anxious is out in public when I'm with people I don't trust or know are idiots. The reason for anxiety there is that those guys can get me into trouble with police etc. because they're dumb.

One of my favorite things to do is play board games, listen to music and smoke with my friends. Listen to some chill jazz, talk and do whatever. Another great things is taking a girl home from a club, smoke with her and then sex or maybe just cuddle and talk.

Been smoking for a long time, have had several breaks, but now its 4 years going strong. I also have a serious full time job and lift weights 6 days a week and am very strict on the diet so I look as great as I feel. AMA

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A pocket knife that can be opened and closed with one hand is better. Also more useful. Just check the laws of your country or state.

It must be hard not being able to go without external stimulus for more than a couple minutes. I can literally just sit with my eyes closed an think for hours on end.

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>>18447786
Get stress ball.

Much better, doesnt make sound and doesnt make you look like dumb kid.

>>18447801
Terrible advice.

Isn't it a huge hassle for American companies to hire foreigners? Might be different in Canada, but do you have any idea what your chances are?

Also do you really wanna live in the shithole that is USA? Have fun getting stabbed

>>18447777
Did you know that you can keep looking for jobs even when employed?

Almost all jobs have ~3 months time for both sides to break up. So agree and keep trying to gwt that usa job.

>>18447777
As a life time SF Bay Area resident if the weather was not absolutely perfect here I'd be gone in a heart beat. Fucking sjw have completely screwed the pooch and ruined it for everyone.