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Just get hard, so your foreskin retracts, and stay hard until you're done, then put your boxers on.

>>18451023
That wouldn't work. She can obviously see the excess skin at the bottom. And she may try to give me a bj/hj too.

>>18451040
>She can obviously see the excess skin at the bottom.
On most guys you can't tell it's uncut when it's fully erect.

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>>18450999
Well those trips won't hurt.

Why do you have to do it fast...?
Accept that changing yourself will take some time.

>>18451006
I have a job but I always find heavy stuff difficult to lift and I'm scared to drop a grease filled 12 qt pots and get fired
I'm not too bright so I can't get the smarties job and all that is left is hard labor.
I also have poor self esteem because I have always been skeleton skinny now matter what I eat

>>18450999
>can hardly even lift 50 lbs with both hands
bruh what?

how fast are we talking?

if you want mass you need to be doing about 4 sets of 7-10 reps for your exercises. in other words when you pick up a curling bar, or sit down at a bicep machine, you should do 7-10 full movements, then stop, then do 7-10 movements, then do that two more times. at the end of that you want to have chosen the right weight to where you feel like you could do say two more sets. I tend to go way too far and go to failure on every exercise on arm day, don't be me, it sucks the rest of the week. you need to be doing a full workout routine, don't just do arms.

as far as diet goes with that calorie counter, you need to get your vitamins, but you want to be protein heavy, get a good protein mix with creatine and protein ISOLATES. your body doesn't take up protein concentrate as readily regardless of what people say. there's an extra processing step your body has to do to break it down into useful parts. you should be drinking your protein shake within 30 minutes of finishing your workout, that's when your body is super receptive to taking up nutrients.

got that? thats an information dense dump. now get thee to /fit/ and then get thee to the gym.

>>18450940
get implants you dumb fuck

>>18450948
what why would i do that? i'm self conscious because i feel like my boobs are too big did you not read that entire thing

>>18450940
>uwuwuwu I just have too much of a good thing give me pity and attention

>>18450935
Do you want to suck his dick?

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>>18450935
Why do you want to know?

Simple answer would be that you are in love when you want to do all the things that you consider as things which people in love do.

>>18450938
idk. I've never wanted to have sex with anybody before.

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Why don't you just tell him directly?

http://thepowerofideas.ideapod.com/zen-master-explains-men-women-can-never-friends/

>>18450928
You sound like a superficial piece of shit. All that shit doesn't mean anything if you've got nobody to share it with but a bitchy cunt. You think you're better because you lost your fat ass? While don't you tell him you're a superficial twat who only cares about appearance and nothing about integrity, respect or love. Typical gold digger always chasing the guy with a bigger wallet. Do him a favor and leave. He deserves better.

>>18450942
>>18450946


You guys are complete retards for falling for this lazy bait. I wouldn't be surprised if you came hear less than two years ago.

And then, only two hours later, I tried to fucking cheat on him with her. I was horny and started thinking, not about him but her. I unblocked her from Discord and tried to friend her (she probably blocked me too). I fapped to our earlier conversation log. When I came, I immediately realized how fucking disgusting my actions were. I want to stay true to my friend. And yet I cannot help doing these fucked up things.

I need serious help, please. I need to forget about this girl but I can't. How the fuck do I move on? My friend is the nicest guy in the world and I am hurting him again and again with my disgusting actions. I don't deserve him at all. I will show him this 4chan thread the next time we talk and confess everything. I am so fucking cruel and evil. I took advantage of his kindness. I want to become a better person....I need to. Even if he doesn't want to have anything to do with me anymore.
2/2

>>18450901
>friend
>cheat on him
make it clear that you both want an actual relationship or you'll just suffer

>... The problem is we're both into touching hot stoves
>One day he showed me his new electric range.
>I pushed all the right buttons for it and I had fun doing it
>My friend regretted it though afterwards and burnt his hand

Fucking imagine that

>>18450817
Its dangerous to overqualified. You won't be hired.

>>18450824
I haven't really had a REAL job. Just a internship with a company and I answered calls for someone else helping people in need.

Bump please help

first off, you got them big ol tibby's??

>>18450784
link your account here and we will donate tips

>>18450784
I guess just wait til a sucker comes in and goves u money. Tips: be nice yo them and try to remember their names.

PS: I have a username on one of the cam sites, never ever buy credits and the way I got to registerring without my cc was cuz of a hack. Anyway only time they got my wallett was from a prepaid devit card I got for jury duty. Other than that i dont tip nor bother too anyway just to see sum virtual tits.

>>18450633
>How do you stop basing all your self-esteem on being a desirable romantic partner

Do something worthwhile with your life. What else makes a person good or important in your eyes?

>>18450639
Big shit like curing cancer or writing a book everyone you meet has read.

>>18450644

Then get working on that. Also, get more realistic expectations.

You're worrying about something that isn't much of a big deal, unless you're just after getting 1st in class.

>>18450651
It is a big deal because I constantly feel like an idiot because of the things I do, yet I aspire to be a nuclear engineer. I just want some way to know that's actually possible

>>18450676

How good are you at patterns and problem solving?

it means contact her again, soon, and do it again.

in the meantime, overdose on vitamin C and shit and get better.

Already did, we are going to an art museum :)

what's your goal? getting laid or a relationship?

>>18450606
> problem is she has a fiancee
Really her problem, not yours.

You really basically just need to find out what you want from a relationship and what she wants, and if the overlap is acceptable to you.

>>18450638

>Really her problem, not yours.

Until your insistence on putting yourself in this situation stirs up a bunch of drama and shit and evokes the wrath of a crazy fiancee who wants to kick your ass.

In this situation, the girl will most certainly turn on you as well.

I guess then it would be your problem.

Don't do it OP. It's going to be messy. Are you going to ruin a relationship just because you want to fuck? And I hope it's just to fuck because why the fuck would you want a relationship with someone who is a known cheater?

It just comes up in a discussion, then you find out who's into what eventually.

The best kinds are those who have other interests as well.

My best friends are huge anime nerds, but they have different interests like religion, lifting, literature, gardening, pets, just to name a few. And while they're not Chads and they can sperg out every now and then, they are relatively grounded; and are miles away from fitting the stereotypical jaded nerds that you find in the web.

>>18450580

>Is it just a numbers game, or are there red flags that signal these things in advance?

I think that perhaps being a weaboo shut-in who spends their life consuming anime and video games puts you in almost the worst position possible to start judging other people for their "general personality flaws". Glass houses and all, OP.

My first piece of advice would be quit smoking pot. Then I'd say yeah getting raped is a shit hand, no two ways about it. You have the rest of your life to figure out your sexual oritnetation. Also women come and go, my advice would be don't get too attached but don't build a wall either. The only person you're hurting by worrying about her is yourself. Don't try to talk or contact her, that looks pathetic and feeds her ego/digs a hole for you. Have some respect for yourself. Good luck.

>>18450429
dude I would be you if I didn't do sportzzzz startng in high school. changed my life. two best therapies I have for my anxiety are competitive sports and volunteering. I know it sounds gay and normie but deep philisophical thought, self improvement(reading, learning,or working out), and sex or ego boosting things don't hit the same spots. competition and self sacrifice clear my head better than anything.

>>18450429
if you can afford to smoke pot daily then you can afford a therapist you dumb junkie.

Did you rape her?

>>18450432
very important since he said "accused" and never said false rape.

>>18450408
You could be in jail dude.
Count your blessings and consider moving someplace new where people don't know you.