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>>18450760
State?

>>18450764
Oregon. They're illegal here. I'm screwed right?

>>18450760
Why do want them so bad? They are so annoying I can't possibly understand why people think fireworks are fun god I wish they were banned where I live

I feel ya take away college degree and that's me. I'm curently engaged but I feel inadiquite I'm working night right now and I have no idea what to do. Sometimes I hope I'll die in my sleep or a car accident.

>>18450727
Yo, if you have a template that's empty, pls send it my way.

I would love to fill it out desu

>>18450758
do you not know how to use google?

You need to be Chad, that's literally it

>>18450793
such a fag

>>18450719
I'm smart but I was called pedantic on an online image-board because of how I like accuracy. Maybe you're pedantic in real-life and girls don't like it.

You are better off discussing it here honestly...

>>18450708
I think I need medication honestly. I've had thoughts of suicide every day for about two years but within the last 4 months, the thoughts have gotten so persistent that I am thinking of killing myself non-stop. It interferes with every aspect of my life and I have nothing in my future I look forward to anymore.

how serious are those thoughts?
imve been to therapy and admited to suicidal tendencies and it was never a question to institutionalize me. i guess it depends on the circumstances. anyways, if they think you should be institutionalized, they might be right, yknow...

have the talk, if he's unwilling to commit, pull the plug. find someone who will value you and be on the same wavelength. good luck.

>>18450713
Thank you. His stance is abundantly clear. Only one thing to do, I suppose. It just sucks.

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Completely unrelated to what you're asking, but
>that photo
>there are ugly cunts out there who share that photo, believing that they can't get a decent man because they're "smart"

King of keks

>>18450679
Buy an attachable toilet bidet it's cheaper than surgery and a lot less invasive

>>18451954
It also doesn't solve the problem.

>>18452099
Haven't been through the surgery myself, but I was fortunate enough to have a nice middle aged lady and a hot intern stare at my asshole a couple of weeks ago only to tell me "lol idj bro ur jus butthurt here's some cream to shoot up your ass and hope it gets better".

From what I was told at the hemorrhoid clinic they can usually be lasered pretty effectively. It burns for a few hours, but you keep applying the lidocaine cream to it and it aint no biggie. Ask your doctor if this is an option for you. It's much less invasive. If not then you probably have swollen internal hemorrhoids and it's going to be quite unpleasant. Bring a good gf or mommy to hold your hand. No, seriously. It makes it a lot easier to come to terms with when you've got someone who cares about you there to encourage you through it, because it is so unpleasant. Good luck.

>>18450674
try something you haven't tried before: TCM; Ayurvedic medecine - find the best you possibly can afford and be prepared to travel.

Go on a water/juice fast for a week or 2.

If conventional wisdom hasn't don anything, then start trying all the stuff you haven't even thought of.

above all, try and force yourself to be active, even if it feels like it will kill you. Good luck.

Vitamin D (sunlight) for the fatigue.

Cut down on the junk food, and get the full 8 hours of sleep.

Get out of your comfort zone daily. Go outside and interact/catch up with people you know. Hell, invite them to lunch!

I've been finding that a lot of things in life only blossom through long-term commitment. Boring things like weekly correspondence, showing up to coed sports or dinner parties, or volunteer places even when you don't feel like it. Basically just keeping things in motion. I've burnt myself out quitting things too early... it's not that I didn't have the discipline, I didn't think that some of these things were worth it or would ever be worth it.

If it is legitimate fatigue, you might try meeting with a psychologist and getting a prescription for adderall. I was on that for ADD and it did wonders for me.

Anyways, hang in there OP. You seem like a nice, compassionate guy. The world needs more people like you. I hope you find something that gives you a sense of fulfillment and purpose, I'm sure there are lots of things you can still do.

I can't see your face but you look pretty skinny
Get bigger, hit the weights, it may help

>>18450581
I should've removed "a" from that second sentence.

>>18450581
>I admit I'm the problem and these girls might think I'm ugly/unattractive.

>I mostly end the conversation because I have no idea what to say next or she just walks.

There are two ideas here. I don't think it's about looks.

Also, do you ask random girls out? That will always give you an above average number of rejections.

Lucid dreaming is a meme.
You don't even feel like you're asleep because you know that you're asleep and it just feels like you're awake. You may as well just close your eyes and imagine shit.

Just keep researching it all day. Think about what you would do in a lucid dream. Research techniques for lucid dreaming. Talk about lucid dreaming. And then it will most likely happen.

Binaural is probably bs btw. The timer should work, but the big thing is you have to believe you can do it.

As you're falling asleep try really hard to stay conscious. You might feel your whole body start to tingle and have some weird sleep paralysis but you just gotta not freak out. I've done it like 5 times in my life.

>>18450492

realize you arent paradoxical. conflicting feelings does not equal paradox. everyone hates all the bad things about humanity but we all still want to have people in our lives.

>>18450492
Same. I hate the ever living fuck outta people. Yet since I'm human I have a need to be around them. It's annoying cause I do very well on my own but there are certain times where I need interactions that I don't even want but need cause my social levels have gotten low. I do better with one on ones. I hate the masses and I have a very deep seated disgust for it

>>18450492

How can you despise those that you don't know?

you don't need to love everyone, just give them a chance to be. Not everyone is an asshole, but by starting off from a position of conflict you'll never get to see that.

Yes could we get a discord as well?

I think so... i'm getting tired of reading posts that are similar stories on other threads every few hours.

>>18450459

you can manage your own discords but there are no 'official' board discords. most of the people who would use the discord are givers of advice as the askers tend to be transient users from other boards who couldn't discuss their problems there. but you cannot 'advertise' the discords here. you coud link to them in other threads if relevant, but spamming it would also result in a ban.

>>18450461
>>18450451

while I do think a sticky would be good for at least setting up some in-board rules about etiquette, and having links to some bigger texts can be helpful it wont stop people from posting at all. people will ignore it and even those who read it will still say 'but i tried that sutffs so im gonna post a gain cuz my problem is more unique'. ultimately this would just lead to more arguments than anything.

id like a sticky letting people know that you /arent/ allowed to ask for advice on how to kill your self, to make sure that threads asking the opposite gender for advice are restricted to their general, and maybe some little resource links at the bottom.

while we could post some REALLY good advice in the thread people are less likely to take it if it doesn't feel like its tailored to their specific problems. they come here because they need to work out what is wrong, even if its as generic as everyone elses problems.

to go too far with a sticky would just destroy the intent of the board.

i do think more generals might help though. a relationshit thread would be ideal for me.

>>18450388
How does she interfere with your driving lessons and such? why are you telling her when you sign up?

>>18450388
working 55 hours per week even minimum wage is more than enough to get your own place and cover all monthly expenses. Check craigslist and look on the map for places between your work and community college and either take a public bus, uber, or bike between them.

>>18450394
Threatens to throw me out. If I'm out of the house she'll hound me about where I was.

Immunotherapy allergy shots. That's what I did. It took a whole year and a half but it definitely helped.

>>18450380
Is it expensive?

>>18450383
Well it's covered in my insurance but I do the copay of $30 for every doctor visit which is once a month.

do you like your job now?

would you like it more if you changed careers?

would you be okay financially during the transition period?

if the last two answers are yes, go for it.

i like it. consistent raises. enjoy who i work with. i guess moneys ok but ive never known anything else. come from a non college family.

the transition will suck ass. i basically go to bottom bitch again. financially ill be fine.

I would switch.

Reason being, you won't always have your health. Your back could start acting up and cause you to step down. Or you could get in a car crash, and months of therapy could limit your ability to work as the warehouse guy. And there will come a day where you wont be able to push your body as hard as the younger warehouse guys.

This computer job seems very laid back. Just something to consider.

Like when I was a kid, i loved when it snowed cause my mom would let me go door to door and shovel. I could shovel like 8 houses in a day and make like $200-$300 a day. Now when it snows my back acts up mid way and i barely finish my own house.

It's me that keeps smashing pumpkins on halloween night. Some of the designs were way better than mine and some were just to get out my anger.

>>18450322
at 5th grade graduation i squeezed my principles hand too hard and apparently broke it or something and the vice principal came up and made threatening things at me and im still traumatized

When I was 13 I told my friend I had cancer over the phone and made it seem all serious then she started crying. I told her it was a prank and she got all confused. Something was wrong with me.