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Age 10 more years.

Get sun burnt

Wash face obsessively with cold water several times throughout the day whenever it feels greasy

Eat no oil/fat at all

>>18466934
It's called a nose. Everyone has one

>>18466934
Does it smell bad?

>>18466908
I don't know. I'm 22 and haven't had so much as a kiss in 5 years and I'm so alone. Even a hug would be nice. I can't bring myself to hit on women because I don't want them to be disgusted or uncomfortable and I don't feel like I'm good enough. Someone gets to know me and then they're disappointed, I'm so tired of disappointing people I just feel dead inside. Women say they'd never date a guy who's been with a sex worker but I don't think I realistically have any other option.

May as well do it now, the only person that will judge you is yourself (and maybe the escort if you are a bad customer)

Make sure you bring the cash and bring a condom, but she may expect you to use one that she provides (some crazy people poke holes in their own condoms). Take a shower, shave, wear decent clothing that is easy to take off and put on, and wear a little cologne. Don't bring a gift or anything, but do be nice to her if she is willing to talk before having sex. Treat her as a human being, not a sex toy, and don't be afraid to say if you don't like something since YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER. However, respect her boundaries and if she did not tell you what her boundaries are, be sure to ask her.

t. currently escorting

Age is indiferent, do what you feel like

Physically threaten them with a firearm or other means of force to assert your ownership of the property. Very simple.

>>18466858
post signs
shoot them
call sheriff to let them know you shot someone.

>>18466878
>>18466895
in a cucked state so no guns

>>18466831
just go with them to ukraine it'll be better than moving in with your parents who already kicked you out once.

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>>18466831

>the baby already has an adidas tracksuit

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>>18466831
>the baby already has an adidas tracksuit

I don't believe you. Post pics.

>>18466790
23 year old male with the same problem

>>18466790
30+ year old male here. Have you had sex OP? If you have had sex and still are afraid of intimacy I was just like you at your age. Somewhere in my mid 30s fucking got a whole lot better. I have no idea what changed man but hopefully you will be in the same boat as me and grow into it. Best of luck!

>>18466808

I have not had sex. Sex is weird to me. Like I can imagine the act of people having sex but I can't imagine ME having sex. I feel like I don't get horny enough to actually penetrate a woman or something. It feels like a chore almost to do that. Which is a horrible outlook on sexual activity.

Toxic bitches

>>18466683
my sister literally called me a whore for making small talk about the weather to a taxi driver.

>>18466667

Get the fuck out of there anon!

>>18466600

Kicking his ass will only get you into trouble.

Use proxies to do it for you. Make some guy, type A personality, agro and hotheaded, doesn't want facts, that kinda guy, make him think this guy fucking his girlfriend or something.

Photoshop if needed.

Or get actual dirt on him, but that's more work than just making the dirt.

Keeps you out of trouble and keeps this guy to pre-occupied to make any more enemies.

Ok girl

>>18466600
You tell him to stop being a bitch or fuck off.

>>18466585
Lel - why the fuck would they lower their bill?

Do you usually lower your salary because your boss would like you to work cheaper?

>>18466585
Get some testicles and call them.

Ask for a manager

Tell them exactly how you feel and like they're taking advantage of you while saying you want them to stop and lower the bill to some sort of amount of your choice(A low point is best but they'll probably jack it up a bit)

If they start to negotiate,throw up counter offers.

If they don't negotiate at all or fail to give you a price you're more comfortable with,say you want their services discontinued and will get another provider.

Get another provider

Somewhere in there,you just made your situation much better.

>>18466585

>find a provider who is offering a better deal
>call up your current provider and tell them that you've found a better deal, what it is and who is providing it and that if they don't offer you the same or better, you will leave
>they either give you what you want to avoid losing a customer or you switch providers

That's how it works here in the UK at least.

What do you mean by a legit job? Why not just take whatever you can if it's money you need?

>>18466530
Area I'm in is really expensive. With all the bills and rent and stuff, I would need to be making more than a shit job at a retail place or whatever.

>>18466525

I guess no correspondence huh.

It could make the problem worse down the line, but is there any way you could get a loan to keep you afloat for your final term? While also continuinh to look for work. I don't know what the job market is like in your area, but I personally would go so low as to flipping burgers.

Did they send that? Doesn't seem like something you should bother replying to then

>>18466469
No, the stuff in quotes is what I was thinking of sending them.

In the email they sent me (the one that I am responding to), the hiring manager gave me the contacts to my actual manager and then ended by saying they are excited to have me and that I should "feel free to contact me if you have any questions".

>>18466497
Sure, that's fine to send through. Whenever I contact a hiring/HR manager I always make sure to thank them for their time even if it's just an update. Manners are free, and being polite isn't exactly going to hurt your application.

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>>r9k

>>18466445
What's needy is seeking a specific reaction. Be self-ammusing. Blow past all the shit tests the girls will throw your way.

How about you just be normal and do what feels natural and stop trying to follow rules that /r9k/ told you to follow?

No one can really tell, because you never know when someone is lying to you or themselves.

I can say with honesty though that I try to help altruistically anyone I love more than I bother to help myself in bad situations.

I would think adv would be proof that's not completly true, evolutionary being helpful can get you more benefits, that being said yes it's healthy to be a little selfish. That's how we survive but if you can afford to help others it can be beneficial. Makes you feel good to do good and builds character. Those who are hateful will feel the effects of darwinism imo, it's not healthy to be in a negative state of mind constantly.

>>18466398
Yes, it's true, we are all hateful, even those who claim to be altruistic. Why do they do that? Because they want to be liked. Everything is done for personal gain, we are all assholes.
You can accept this by either being misanthropic, or realize that it's natural and you can't help it, you can still be helpful towards others, but sometimes have to think what your actions actually mean. Another thing you could do is to be an idiot, totally ignorant of your surrounding while dulling out all the pain and just be happy with your life. Maybe you think I'm bitter, but there is no optimism or pessimism, only realism, everyone is fighting each-other, but if you in your mindset don't think it's worth fighting for, why even fight?

>>18466394
just go for it dude, stop trying to judge someone based on their lack of self control that allowed themselves to reach obesity. people can still be pretty neato even when they're a whale.

>>18466394
>Free bj
Bust in that mouth, senpai.

>>18466394
Just do it in the dark. You won't know if it's a whale or a toothpick. The out cum is still the same.

>>18466351
yes, you are just a placeholder girl. A backup. been in the same situation

>>18466358
And the thing is, before I stopped talking to him he said that he doesnt want to do anything intimate with me for awhile but still hangout sometimes because maybe he will "change" during it that time
Lmao

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>>18466351
>Should I just give up on him?

Yep

Technically you already gave him a "Do you want to be exclusive" talk when you confronted him with that girl and he just proved he's got no interest in that and just wants to pump&dump. Keeping him around is a risk for your future relationships but if you really feel he makes you happy in someway...Get devilish and trap him with a baby.

That aside, that girl is QT OP. Thanks for introducing me

>>18466306
Depends on the girl. Some girls think it's cute when you ask and some just want it to happen naturally. Confidence is always king, though, and if you think the situation is good then go in for the kiss.

>>18466306
Well did you establish that it's a date? If yes go for the kiss definitely. If not you're gonna have to read the signs she gives off.

Truth is girls have been taught since hitting puberty that guys are horndogs and just expect you to make a move, she won't get offended even if she's not up for it

>>18466429
Thanks I think I'm gonna do that