Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1309. page

>>18468307
Really bad idea. Your body can't digest blood.

>>18468309
I'd just take a sip or two in order to taste, that's it. How much damage could that cause?

>>18468317
I wouldnt be surprised if you broke out into an allergic reaction or got sick because menstrual blood is not just blood, it's a woman's uterine lining being shedded. Do you want to explain to the doctor just what exactly you 'ate' or let them figure it out themselves? Either way you will be talked about since this is already fucking weird

>>18468277
Holy shit just buy a starter kit, blindfold, handcuffs (don't put them on tight) hog tie (works in front and behind).
Avoid that Japanese rope shit, too many dangers with cutting off circulation and it's a pain to learn all the tying up shit.

>>18468355
Holy shit yea we could do the babbys first bondage shit or I could come out the gate with some nouveau shit that she's never seen before, thanks for your useless reply, faglord

>>18468445

Were you seriously expecting to get step by step instructions on how to tie up your girlfriend? Nigger just use fucking google for that like wtf

>>18468265
That will never end with a fuck. Why not try 'right, let's meet up. When are you free?'
Auch warum ist es auf English?

>>18468265
Being this forceful with girls never ends in a good way

>>18468265
Yah you're good. Get off that airplane mode though.

>>18468176
Do you still love him? I mean shit saying you are taking on the role of a man is pretty funny, gender roles are unnecessary as fuck in our current world.

>>18468184
I'm basically taking everything on my head.

>>18468187
I don't understand that turn of phrase? Do you mean you're just putting up with him and dealing with life instead of enjoying it?

>>18468012
Dude she's probably not into you.

>>18468019
yeah fair. she's always following me around at work though

>>18468012
>She has a boyfriend

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>I don't look for education or jobs.

I'm assuming between this and the anime jpg you are a neet, also just being on 4chan in general. It seems in my experience that a lot of neets will generally not just go through some kind of epiphany or something and decide to improve their lives, and the only thing that will force them to change their ways is going to be changing external factors.

Do you pay rent? have you thought about the possibility of paying rent and doing other adult shit every single day to survive and scrape by?

>>18468010
>>18468010
Same dude but to round it out I think as long as you are just taken care of to a certain point you may be miserable on a deeper philosophical level but in no way motivated to do anything about it. This is pretty basic human behavior, and until there are real concrete consequences for your actions or lack of, you will be fine spending your day sitting at a computer watching animu or jerking off or playing video games.

I also have to point out you ask some kind of specific questions without really giving details about your life except for living in a forest "basically" and that you are purportedly sensitive and talented creatively.

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>>18468051
same dude again sorry to be so blunt but I'm going to also assume you have some autistic spectrum disorder and/or a host of other issues and have probably been super sheltered most your life. these aren't really choices you've made as much as the hand youre dealt, it sucks but maybe you should see somebody about it if you can afford it or have health care.

Do you live in a big city?

>>18467842
I had this situation recently anon, just have some conversation topics ready and go for a drink, should just be casual, after that if you've both got the evening free go get a meal or go to the cinema, or some shit. I was pessimistic about the cinema cos it is just being sat there but can surprisingly help build chemistry if eye contact and body language is played right

>>18467848
>>18467871

Yeah in a big city, but everything involving the cinema or shit like that is incredibly expensive (A movie ticket is around 12$ and buying snacks and shit is 5$+++), and I would prefer a more intimidate date anyways.
I'm in a tight situation anons, and I suck at the romance field.
Do you guys think a regular ol' picnic might do me a favor?

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>>18467840
>and I obviously can't say no. Because it just seems like it'll just end up badly if I do.

As opposed to being walked over all the time?

People are going to see your weakness and exploit it, that's just how life is. Until you learn to say no or tell people trying to use you to fuck off, you will keep being used until they can get nothing else from you. There's trying to be socially accepted and then there's trying to be liked by everyone. Spoilers: Not everyone is going to like you, and you most certainly don't like everyone, so why should act like that's how life works? Obviously, you shouldn't be a dick to everyone, but you need to stand up for yourself. Do you really believe you should give a shit about people using you?

>"Wah wah, anon told me to fuck off when I tried to """borrow""" his money from him!"

And on the not being able to get /fit/ thing, looks aren't everything. They're some influence to a conversation, yeah, but looking someone in the eye, telling to fuck off, and standing your ground is just as good if not better. You could be extremely buff for all I care but if you look at the floor when people talk to you and can't say no to anything, who is going to respect you? Nobody.

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>>18468158
I just want everyone to have a decent opinion of me. I don't want people to be saying " oh anon is a fucking dick he didnt give me this or that or did this " .
>why should you act like that's how life work

Because it seems like it does. Maybe if I am nice to a certain person, maybe they'll be nice to me. I don't know, if I seem like a dick maybe they'll be a dick back. Maybe then I won't feel as accepted or liked. Which isn't something I wish to feel.


I try to stand up for myself, then the feeling of being socially outcasted for not being somewhat nice or willing to lose somehing just makes me not bother at all and just accept it.

>>18468366
>Maybe if I am nice to a certain person, maybe they'll be nice to me
If that were true, wouldn't your doormat lifestyle be working out great?

>>18467823
I'm a pajeet. Will help you with any misgivings you have about us.

Also, we do have loos to poo into back home.

>afraid of blacks
Absolutely justified. Around blacks, never relax.

>afraid of pajeets
Not justified. Even when you meet South Asians who don't like you, they are definitely not the kind of people to pose a threat to your safety or dignity (unless they're Muslim, but even then it's not common).

Sikhs in particular are absolute brothers. I've met hundreds, and I have never met one who I didn't like.

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>>18467834
Lol, shouldn't be surprised that you would find people on 4chan who approve that you got an innocent guy fired, just because he is black.
You seem pretty stupid to me. You reason that indians are good people based on anecdotes alone? When rape is much more common in indian culture than in black culture? Honestly fuck off, you whitetrash loser. Your inconsistent logic looks blatantly moronic to people who don't have a confirmation bias.

>>18467823
You are a horrible person OP and you won't get away with false accusations on that innocent indian guy. No matter if you file a complaint in a few months or a year. It's too suspicious that it's the same woman again trying to get a minority fired. And it's also suspicious that other women aren't complaining. I doubt you are that hot. White women browsing 4chan are usually the female equivalent of incels.

At least they care about you anon

Hide the Pain Henry

Are you feeling alright?

im not suicidal im just curise

>>18467780
Normal razor blades. Buy the brand "feather", they are super sharp and cut under warm water, that way you wont feel anything.

>>18467786
thank you so much

Well I'll just have to tell you what you know I will tell you. If she hangs out with her ex but gives you shit for hanging out with some girl friends, that's a pretty giant red flag and you should get out. Not really sure what else you are asking for.

>>18467502
Talk to her.
Tell her that while you understand that she wants to stay in decent terms with him, it's unfair of her to ask you to sit around while she goes on a day trip with her ex, especially when she cannot do the same if you happen to hang out with another girl.
Tell her that it isn't acceptable that she keeps lying to him and not telling him that you are together.

She needs to grow up a bit and take responsibility for her actions.

>>18467508
>>18467513

Thanks bros. I guess I missed the part where I wanted to ask if feeling resentful and jealous over this type of shit is justified. I really should sit down and talk to her

8 dollars a tab? Ridiculous

>>18467426

Haven't researched your molecule but be aware that in chemistry,
>practically identical
structurally doesn't mean that the effects are similar.

>ethambutol: one enanthiomer cures your tuberculosis, the other makes you blind

You might wanna check out thalidomide as well

>>18467426
I've done it and the effects are hallucinogenic.
>>18467480
1p-lsd is a prodrug to lsd.

Solution : Threesomes

Honest question... Have you ever thought that your girlfriend might feel the same? How would you feel if she told you, "I love you, but I feel I'm missing out."

>>18467319
Our relationship is too intimate to introduce another person. While she's adventurous, she wouldn't do that. Not like it's that easy to get a third girl willing to do that.

>>18467324
She probably does, but she has the same problem I do. We both love eachother very much. She's younger than I am too.

oh OP

i know this feeling too well

im 22 as well

((frog of solidarity))

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OP here.
Didn't mean to link to a specific comment in the thread, just the thread.

>>18467268
i ought to get a job