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>>18473477
does she have a good bod?

>>18473479
BE GONE, PEDOBEAR

>>18473484
hey man, I didn't know she was underage. Question still stands tho

Only old people do that and why would you want to date a girl who lives in another continent?

>>18473380
I took a cruise before and it was varied age wise. it was a caribbean cruise to different islands.

>>18473383
Much different from a riverboat cruise. A family member works at such a company in the US and their stats show that the average age of their customers is 72 yo. 72 fucking years

B8 m8

Its freedom from religion. You are still free to practice your religion. Mcdonalds corporation is free to not practice your religion. But yeah nah go ahead and lawyer up and sue them, keep us updated.

>>18473371
>Christian
>On 4chan

Have fun in hell.

>>18473371
...you couldn't take their order because you assumed they were gay?

I would have fired you too. Gotta get your head out of your ass if you're going to have a job.

>>18473230

why not? unless all you do is talk about subjects you learned in college, education doesn't mean much. the bigger question is why are you not arsed to just try? like what do you have to lose from just asking to hang out and see what happens?

>>18473230
>college degrees make bearing children easier

what the fuck is this autism. of course she doesn't have 2 college degrees shes fucking 19.

lurk moar faggot

>>18472947
I'm interested to see who falls for this.
Continue.

Whats up dude! Dont listen to the hater trolls,theyre all just newfags anyways. Try out /r9k/ , everyone there is chill and youll fit right in ;^)

>>18472884
cut him* out of her life, I should say

>>18472884
>still lives with her
>"""""''pressuring""""""" her into sex
Ok Captain Cuck, let me give you some advice. If this girl actually cared about you, she wouldn't be living with her ex. She knowingly cheated on you and nobody forced her to do it. So you have two options at this point: a) continue agonising over a girl that doesn't give a shit about you or b) understand the fickle and disloyal nature of women and learn to stop clinging on them.

>>18472884
Let me guess, she cheated on him with you and you expected to form a stable relationship from that?

>>18472864

>what do?

dump that retard and find a new girl

>>18472864
Sounds exactly like my ex, who ended up being a huge liar and cheater. That is all I have to say.

>>18472864
I'll be blunt. She sounds like an insecure person who is trash because she's using you as her emotional punching bag.

Get out now and improve yourself, because you are also indulging in trash behavior. Threatening suicide? You need to step off the gas

I know she means something to you, but this is a bad relationship. Get out.

>>18472818
just be a faggot instead, you dont have to be a trap. crossdress instead and do NOT take fucking hormones

>>18472822
Fuck that hormone shit, I'd rather just look the part than fuck up my biology.

>>18472818

well depends what your endgame is. if you arent actually trans why go full force with this?

as for your basic beauty tips, figure out what the problem is and just use google. if you got dead skin on feet what you have to do is just get something like a loofah and scrub it in the shower, then use lotion after every shower. always wear socks as to avoid contact with rough surfaces.

as for hair, dandruff shampoo and good conditioner.

>>18472723
Love is love my dude, go for it

>>18472723
Not worth doing anything about it,let it be and dont get obsessed,it's too weird for society

Also you could easily be delusional and desperate

>>18472723

Even if she was into you, you'd get in so much trouble if you did anything. And I'm 99% sure she isn't into you anyway. So you'd be making a mess and still get nothing out of this.

Give it a week or two and you'll get over it. Also, try talking to girls your age, for fucks sake.

Fucking really
Go to Blowes and ask where they keep the pipe cleaners.
Loosen it up with the pipe cleaner, blast it with piss, and you're done.

>>18472742
>blast it with piss
my overflow is actually on the opposite side

X-14
open window/turn on ventilation fan, spray it on, and gtfo close the door for like 10 hours
don't let it get on anything metal, metal will be kill

>vitamin d, either through sunlight or fish oil
>zinc, magnesium, B12
>exercise
>fuckload of pranayama
Do these and don't complain until you do.

>>18472706
sleep apnea?

>>18472706
>>18472748
Good suggestions, If I may add;

What helped me against foggy brain was a better sleep rythm. When you wake up, you have to do it properly instead of lying in bed all day. Use the wim hoff breathing method for this.

>Hyperventilate while counting your breaths untill you reach 30.
>Breathe out and hold as long as possible.
>Breathe in and hold as long as possible.
>Breathe trough your nose untill you have regained normal rythm.

There is a minor chance of passing out due to hypoxia so do it in a sitting/lying position. However this has never happened to me.

You are now fully awake and (hopefully) not foggy.

>>18472748
>Exercise
This. Best tip for all-round health

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>>18472698

>>18472698

Why is a stranger on a bar your best option at getting a date? Don't you have female friends? Maybe even some girl that seems interested in you?

think of it this way - if you didn't get these desires, the human race would die out. Your brain is playing tricks on you, to get you to mate and produce offspring.
You desire a qt in the same way a heroin addict desires heroin.

>>18472509
What does one even say on a date? I find it hard enough talking to guys I don't know very well. I can't even imagine what one would say to a grill. I know that wasn't helpful but basically I wish you good luck OP. You probably got further than I ever will.

>>18472509
>How do I win her over despite my autismness & retardedness?

Dating is not a game. The way you "win" her over is by giving her a good time. What does she think is a good time? Fuck if we know. We don't know her.

Dating is just like having a conversation. You don't "win" a conversation. Your goal is enjoying the conversation and having the other person enjoy it too, so they come for more.

And don't worry about sex on the first date. It's not gonna happen.

>>18472522
I'm not worried about sex at all haha, it's not why I'm going on a date with her.

And by "win her over" I meant "get her to like me back & not looking pathetic". I do want her to have fun with me, but I'm also looking for a second date, and third and so on.

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The next jobs, and there wont be a lot, are the old trades that our grandfather used to do. Plumber, electrician, carpenter. Next tier are the police, fire and ambulance. Nurses. It goes downhill from there. Wal Mart and Taco Bell will be staffed by retards and degenerates. You need a trade.

>>18472514
What's going to happen to all the other jobs?

>>18472514
Why can't those be replaced by robots?

How to act on my first date with 10/10 grill? (Also, first serious date in my entire life. I'm 18.)
I know the basic rules-
>Be groomed
>Get fit
>Get smert (written smert on purpose*)
>Be nice
>Be assertive
>Tip the waitress

But I can't recognize visual cues and hints. If she'll signal me "HEY FUCK ME" or more likely "Hey, kiss me", I won't be able to tell unless it's REAAALLLLYYY visible (as in, she leans in and closes her eyes. Other than that I wouldn't tell).
And I don't want to say it out loud "Hey, wanna kiss?" "I want a kiss" "Lets kiss" because it sounds pathetic.

SAVE ME OLDFAG

How do I get laid in high-school?
> Good looking.
> Artist kid.
> Aware of body language
> Confident
> Not many friends

>>18472481

Firstly, I would just say that in my personal experience asking out loud for a kiss has never gone over well for me.

Secondly, I'm going to acknowledge that while "go with your gut" is typically contrived and unhelpful advice, it is the general idea of what I am going to suggest to you. I think the most important thing you can do on this date is have fun.

In my personal experience women don't necessarily enjoy being agonized over and treated like a standardized test that requires pain staking detail and effort to achieve at. The best dates I've been on have been relatively effortless. If you have a genuine connection with this person and she truly reciprocates the feelings you have about her then having good dates and escalating your relationship physically will kind of just happen.

If you want just broken down advice I would just say to have fun, enjoy yourself, use a lot of eye contact and if she goes out of her way to touch you or be physically close to you then chances are the opportunity to kiss her is not far off.

Of course, what I'm saying isn't a formula for successful dates I am merely explaining the extent of what you can personally do to make it one.