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TL;DR I feel incredibly low after many many failed attempts at dating. I'm wondering if you think some people aren't meant to pass on their genetics?

Post a picture of yourself.

Also I'm not gay and I'm not sexually attracted to men, but for some reason gay men find me attractive? I'm feeling so lonely that I'm wondering if there is a way I can I can train myself to become gay?

Help other people who can't help themselves

>>18475633
So simple yet so hard

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>>18475619
jack off to alleviate the ever-growing prospect of death, lurking for you

alternatively do what >>18475633 said

>>18475594
What do you need advice with

>>18475661
It was more of a nervous vent, but if anyone wants to give me tips on how to stick to not indulging my curiosity, it would be welcome.

We stopped talking after the break up but i still care about him and want to know how he's doing.

lol ppl not letting go of exs. Lol i bet op cried her eyes out and ate nuthn but ice cream when they seperated.

Also would drinking a few shots beforehand be in bad taste?

She wants you to nut on her face

>>18475577
No, get a little bit shitfaced before to man up

yes it's free, you can pay for things if you want to be seen more but the free version is good enough. Tinder is good for hooking up if you're not a complete autist

>>18475717
OP here. That's good to hear. I've decided to break free from my shy and lonely lifestyle and I want to see what my options were.

Tinder is free but you need a facebook to tie in.

I was a shut in for years, tinder was not a thing when I got my current gf, but we use a couple profile to get girls for threesomes, and we scored twice. Granted, neither was 10/10, but If we can get something like that on tinder, a single guy can get anything he likes

It's hard to say. How long have you been going out with her?

Personally in my last relationship I knew that I truly loved her when the thought of her not being able to come to a music festival with me was turning me off the idea of going altogether. I wanted to share that experience so much, and the fact I cared so much gave me the extra push needed to say it.

Turns out she was on the cusp of saying it like a month before I did

>>18475569
Only a few months, but yea I definitely do love her, I miss her if I don't see her every day. Just worried about her saying it back, maybe I shouldn't, not like she'll end things if I say it. My plan was to say it tonight when she comes over either way.

You don't, that's how you get lied to and treated like shit

>>18475513
NEET.) Not Employed, in Education, or Training.
You match exactly zero of those if you're A.) learning to invest, B.) have an actual income

>>18475517
Yea basically you are a "Daytrader" or whatever. That's basically an independent job.

until youve made yourself successful with investing you have nothing to be proud.

How can I overcome the fear of fucking for the first time, and how can I perform decently/ prepare myself?
I'm Male btw

>>18475460

How do I let a girl know I'm interested in her without talking to her, making prolonged eye contact, using any body language that doesn't indicate I'm not interested, or writing to her.
I'd also like to avoid risking rejection if that's at all possible too. Actually that's a pretty big thing.

Better yet, does anybody have some sort of experiment or test I could do on her to find out if she likes me?
I don't know, like have an "accident" and seeing if she cries or some shit.
But she'd do that for a "just friend" too, so it's not exactly foolproof.

Basically, how do I make a move without making a move?
How do I punch above my weight with my hands tied behind my back?

Comeone, thousands of people on this site, someone must have a way for me to let this QT girl that smiles and stares at me know that I like her.
Without telling her, showing her or really doing anything that puts me at risk.

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I fear sex. I avoid it at all costs, there was a case where girl just told me straightforward she wants to fuck me, as soon as we make out I start to panic, my knees are shaking. Kisses, hugs are fine, but the farther it goes -- the more fear I have. I can't address where my trouble is. I just said "sorry I can't" and left.

What do I do?

>>18475456
I don't know about Canada, but I went through the process in America, and it was fairly straightforward. The consulate and government building won't have time to talk to you, what you want to do is consult an immigration lawyer. If you're very poor, there are some that work on a sliding scale basis.

Your girlfriend can come in on a normal tourist visa (just don't tell the immigration officer that it's to get married), and you can get a marriage license at your local county office. Then have a quick wedding with an officiate and two witnesses.

Then, you'll need to file the paperwork that the immigration lawyer tells you to. There are two forms that record information about you and your spouse, another one that formally applies for a change of status. Then, you need to provide financial proof that if she ever fell on hard times, you're able and willing to support her so the government doesn't need to. This generally requires you to show you have a certain minimum yearly income, I forget the exact number. If you don't make enough, then you'll have to get a sponsor. Your spouse is not allowed to use her own income for this purpose.

The filing fees combined will be somewhere around 1500, plus whatever you pay the lawyer. And then you wait. It doesn't matter if her tourist visa expires--while you're filing for a change of status, your status is suspended in limbo and she won't get kicked out. But don't travel internationally just in case.

After anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 years, you'll be asked to come into the office for an interview where they try to gauge if your relationship is "real". It's easy to google online how to prepare. If you pass, she'll get permanent residency for 2 years. After 2 years, you go in again to prove you're still together, at which point she gets permanent residency for life.

Citizenship is a voluntary process that she can undergo at this point by taking a test.

>>18475479
>>18475479
Thanks for the info. One thing;

It's very hard for her to get a visa to either Canada or USA, as a single Russian woman with low income especially. We haven't even attempted it but the impression she gets is that she would be refused.

>>18475488
Most countries are very eager to give out tourist visas, because tourism is great for the economy. Normally, a tourist visa requires you show proof of flights booked (including return flights) and hotels paid for. But you can skip the hotel part by just writing her an invitation letter saying you'll house her for free in your house. And the return flight that she has to book can always be cancelled later. If you book it a little farther out, planning a month or two month long vacation, you'll even get all your money back.

Honestly, a tourist visa is the easiest visa you're going to get, so if she can't even get a tourist visa, she's not gonna get much else. At which point, you might consider going to Russia to marry her, and then once you're married, bringing her into the states.

>>18475447

No, cut a hole in it's eye and fuck it for a while.

Then send it back.
With her name stitched into it.

If she gave you a puppy would you light it on fire?

Don't abuse an innocent stuffed animal just because you are angry at a human.

Sure, who cares what she thinks. She's the one who did all the nasty shit to, why should she matter?

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Bump

Anyone?

Day trading, but you may as well be gambling.
Win the lotto
Inherit money
Become a successful internet celebrity
Sell shitty t-shirts online and get lucky enough to make enough from it
Importing crap from China and selling it for profit
Become an actual celebrity
Make a billion dollar company and then sell it and never work again
Move out to the wilderness and live off the land and out of reach from the man

I should probably ask but what is comfortable for you, where do you live, and what are your hobbies?

What job requires you to dedicate all of your time?

If he goes to the same campus as you then you may be able to find the bike stationed in a parking lot. Bring cutters, cut the chain, take it back. What kind of complain could he make? "He stole his own property?".

What color?

My guess is that he broke or lost the bicycle and doesn't know what to do.

The easiest way to confront him is to say that you'll report him to the police if he doesn't tell you where your bike is. If it's been 3 months and it's a reasonable threat to make.

Get on tinder, talk for a while before dating and you'll be fine

>>18475442
That's what I have been doing. Even the really nice girls who I enjoy speaking with hate me for no reason.

I'm 24 but in a similar situation. Though your situation seems dire it might not be as bad as you think. You only need to find one. It's not too late to have kids at 27.

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has the perimeter been sprayed for bugs?

>>18475366
Completely harmless

>>18475366
Centipedes are bros, don't worry about him at all.

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Make a tulpa, she will be yours and only yours and will love you unconditionally. Nobody can take your tulpa away from you.

Warning: Careless tulpamancy may result in involuntary commitment to a psychiatric hospital. Proceed with caution.

>>18475367
But I can't control what other people do. For example when I see lewds of my waifu on /v/ my heart sinks.

Who is your waifu? This is extremely important OP