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how do I fix this? keep in mind that i'm very poor so going to a dermatologist or buying Accutane is off the table
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Look into Paleo diet. A decent amount of people experience a hormone level reset and that sort of thing is among the reported "improvements".
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tier your hair when you sleep
clean your pillows and sheets
drink enough water
sleep 8 hours
get a good cleanser and mousterizer

that's it, I did all that and lost my acne in 1 summer
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>>18475982
've alrady cut out dairy and high sugar based foods

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What does it mean when a girl says your cute but not her type?
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>>18475956
It means she thinks you're attractive in the general sense but she is not attracted to you personally.
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>>18475963
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Couldn't be more concise myself.
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>>18475956
You look attractive but have a personality that she isnt attracted to.

How do you know if it's time for a divorce?
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>>18475983

Doesn't that render this entire board useless?
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You miss the memories you had with her more than you miss her.
You're more afraid of being single, than not being with her.

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My ex-girlfriend was manipulative, clingy as fuck and jealous. Yet I put up with all her shit because I loved her and she came from a tough background. I then notice her getting more and more distant until she tells me she wants to break up with me. I obviously feel like shit for a week until she recontacts me saying she wants to give us another shot. I accept. She then goes back to being distant for another week, so I get tired of it and ask her why she'd want to try again if she's just going to ignore me most of the time (and before anyone tells me she could have simply been busy, let me counter by saying that even though she refused to Skype with me anytime I'd ask her, she later openly showed me that she was Skyping with a (male) ''friend''). We then get in an argument, I tell her I can't do this anymore, and she blocks me on social media.

Deep down I know this is for the best, but how do I stop hurting for a girl that obviously doesn't give a shit about me?
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>>18475927
Give it time. Sounds like it happened recently. You can’t get over someone that quickly unless you were ready to split up first. Go see friends, do fun things alone. Take up a new hobby. Travel. Come back and see how you feel.
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Yeah. Happened on Thursday actually. I'm currently abroad for a month to visit some family so hopefully I'll be a new man by the time I get back.
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>>18475960
>>18475977

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How do I con a con artist? My uber driver is trying to get me in on some multi level marketing scheme of his but he won't explain it until I read a book. It's very obvious to me that this is a scam but he thinks I am a sucker. I read the book and will meet up with him in person shortly what do I do?
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>>18475898
Stop being 12? Ignore people? I don't fucking know man, there's not many ways to tell someone they're a faggot coyly without just saying it straight up. You're a faggot.
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>>18475898
Earn his trust and betray him

Watch Pain and Gain and get inspiration
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>>18475908
I can't con him by ignoring him

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I know a boy that I like, I also suspect he might have a thing for me. However, I'm a boy as well. And he goes to a very conservative church.
What do?
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Yea dont
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>>18475864
Killing yourself is probably the best option here but plan B would definitely be to give up on him. More fish in the sea and all that.
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>>18475864
>I suspect he has a thing for me
No he doesn't, stop projecting yourself on everyone, not everyone is a faggot, go to gay bars and shit, fish gays in places you are 100% sure they are going to be gay.
Getting hit on by a gay it's so fucking annoying, specially now that you have to be super

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So I got a job interview in roughly 1.5 weeks with a company that seems to like me and want to give me a job and I m assuming I m gonna be drug tested in 2-2.5 weeks. Now I quit smoking a week ago and before that I maybe smoked 1-2x a week like a couple hits with friends with normal grade weed and I ve been cutting back before that. I exercise a lot and have a very high metabolism and I can t gain weight ever. I m 5 10 and 158 lbs. I also took a home drug test that was about $40 at Walgreens and I got faint lines for pcp and thc but I don t do pcp. Will I be ok for a lab test? I ve also been a lot of drinking water with creatine too and using creto and sure jell in my water too. Pic is my home drug test
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Why do you keep posting this. Shouldn't have smoked weed. Either you pass and youre lucky or you fail and live learned a lesson
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>>18475862
Why the fuck not? Besides, why are you on this board enough to notice I keep doing this?
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>>18475857
fucking retarded faggot. u have a job offer but kept smoking? i hope you dont get the job and your life sprials down until you eventually OD with a needle rammed in your vein. fucking loser. druggies like you shouldnt be given food or water

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I know there are some fellow Devil Dorks on this faggot ass website. Do you think its faggy to wear chucks out in town? My family is flying in tonight, and my mom really wants me to wear my chucks when I go to pick them up from the airport, I got a decent stack. But I always feel like a gigantic douche canoe when I wear chucks.
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>>18475838
but it's for your mom.

Noones going to say shit even if they do think it's faggy which i don't think most people will
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>>18475838

What's a Devil Dork?

Chucks are perfectly normal shoes that no one will laugh at in the least. I'm not in high school/college anymore, but I don't think I'm THAT far out of touch. Plenty of cool and fashionable people I know still wear them all the time.
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>>18475859
:p OP is referring to the USMC Service Charlie uniform. Even though OP's pic has dress blue deltas..

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Ways to get my dog to cry less when I leave?

So I use to have my dog growing up in college. I raised her mostly. She slept in my room. I fed her. Walks. So naturally, she is closest to me. My roommates told me that when I leave for class or whatever, she cries. Which I thought, ok, dogs do that. One day we held a BBQ in our backyard. We head outside, dog remained in. I heard this screaming sound like my dog is being fucking sawed in half. I run back in, she's sitting on the couch. I step back out, 5 minutes later, she begins her screams of terror, and my roommate said thats whats its like when i leave. But now back home, i was mostly at home. But I got a job now, and will be out of the house. She herself won't be alone more than 5 hours just based on how schedules overlap, but I don't wish to annoy my single house neighbors or next door neighbors.

Best ways to not have dogs cry when alone?
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Could try to practice with her by pretending to leave and when she starts barking open the door tell her 'bad' 'hush' then repeat until she shuts up when you leave, then come back in and tell her 'good girl' and give her a treat. Or maybe give her a bone when you leave so she starts seeing it as positive? Not sure if any of that would work. As a neighbor with the same happening next door I just put in ear plugs when they get noisy.
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>>18475814
Pretending to leave could work

And when we've had times when we know we will all leave for say 2+ hours, we leave her a home cooked bone in hopes of her not crying.
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>>18475768

How long has she been in this new situation?

My roommate's dog used to be similar to this because she was VERY attached to him. We eventually gave her more freedom, gave her some things to be occupied with, and I frankly had to be more attentive to her so she wasn't as uncomfortable when he was gone.

She's still his baby, but I'm an acceptable second. Maybe try giving her a Kong toy with some peanut butter or something that she can work on when she leaves? A long walk/run before work?

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I feel like I'm starting to lose sleep over this.

Basically, I'm not totally repulsed by underage cartoon/anime characters in sexual situations. I was raised on 4chan and such so I feel like I was basically groomed to be ok with it. Admittedly I've read a few loli/shota comics but it's at least a rare occurrence and not something I seek out.

But I don't have any issue at all with sexualizing fictional teenagers, I never even thought of this as a moral issue until recently. I guess because I'm getting older now (entering late 20s) and there's more morality discourse around anime and cartoons that I'm starting to think of it as an issue.

I've never in my adulthood so far been attracted to anyone under 19. Still the pedophilia hysteria is really messing with my head.

I feel like if I just shove it down and never read some fucking evangelion hentai or something ever again it doesn't change that I find those characters attractive, so I'm just pretending. People will really peg you as a pedophile over this. Will this trend just get worse or are people going to at some point understand that drawings aren't real people?
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Gee whiz a 16 year old girl is sexually attractive. Sound the alarms.
Just kidding, it's ok to be attracted to a teenager. Just for fucks sake don't fingerbang a 15 year old
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>>18475784
I feel like this was the attitude up until recently, that we all acknowledge that teenagers were attractive but you're just not supposed to sexually pursue them because they're not mentally mature enough yet.

But this has changed in recent years, if you so much as glance at 16 year old titties you're a pedophile.
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>>18475784
This.

Is it possible to deal with depression/shitty feels by conciously making an effort to look at things positively? After listening to a podcast where the person being interviewed basically said everything in life comes down to positive and negative energy, every thought action literally every motivation either has a positive or negative energy, I started to try and look at things more positively and feel alot better, but what I'm wondering is if it actually effects neurotransmitters in the brain, and if one can overcome depression by sheer willpower of positivity. has anyone every dealt with any of this?
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yes, this has a tremendous effect and too many people believe they simply have zero control over their outlook
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Forget all that bullshit and go workout 5 days a week. It's the natural cure for depression.
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>>18475747

ive actually been working out off and on and can deffinately feel the night and day difference it makes in terms of how good you feel. i also went out of my way to eat as healthy as possible and even read and pretty much do everything possible to feel better. but what i didn't do was make a concious effort to try and look at things more postively all the time. my mindset was sort of.. "if i do all this shit im supposed to then i should feel better" and well i did feel better, i still kind of didn't feel fully "right" for lack of a better term. and looking back when i was younger and remembering the way i looked at things in general was just naturally alot more positive. and i think thats what im missing.

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Is my dick broken?

I finally lost my virginity on Thursday, and the whole time I didn't really feel much. She did cum though because I ate her out.

Today we had sex again but neither of us finished because she was preoccupied with leaving to see her mom. She seemed okay with it. Again I didn't feel anything, and though she was very wet, my dick was dry pretty much the whole time, to the point where it hurt to pull my foreskin back over the head.

Now that she left I'm not even in the mood to jack off and porn doesn't interest me. I can't even get hard to it, and I tried jacking off a few minutes ago but I didn't even feel anything. So do I just naturally have good stamina? Going off her moans and movements she was getting close but she was worried about leaving. Has anyone experienced anything like this? I'm scared I have ED or something. Help, I'm only 20.

Also she's getting on birth control like next week so I REALLY want a functioning penis again for obvious reasons.
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Stop fapping bruv, your dick is used to your hand now, so let it be for a week and it'll get more sensitive.
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>>18475770

I thought so too, but that doesn't explain why I can't get hard to porn anymore, and I couldn't muster a boner even when I was trying to jack off earlier.

I'm definitely going to stop watching it anyways though.
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If you take antidepressants, there are particular ones (namely SSRIs) that are known to cause sexual problems like weak erections, lack of drive, and/or inability to orgasm. If this is likely the case, talk to your psychiatrist about changing the medication.

Otherwise, it's probably inexperience, nervousness, or overdoing masturbation/porn.

Masturbation and porn are alright in moderation but can cause desensitization if overdone. Masturbation because your grip gets too tight and then actual sex is too gentle. Porn because it's sexual stimulus concentrate and real sex doesn't have the same strong visuals. The cure for both of these is to either go off for a while or deliberately work to tone it down until the gentle stuff works again.

For inexperience or nervousness, just give it time and try to relax. The more you stress out about it, the more you're gonna screw yourself over. Your dick is fine, so don't worry about it.

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Im growing my hair out and it gets really frizzy if i brush it, I use crew shampoo and conditioner; how do o make it nice and not like that
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Coconut oil hair mask at night or when you sleep
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>>18475690
Also i shower in under 3 minutes in cold water
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Go for the deGrom

Any advice on how to turn my girlfriend into a nympho? I want her to desire my dick more. Is this possible? Any advice pls
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Neg her
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>>18475673
Dude what does "neg" means?
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>>18475673
racist

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Hey guys, I've recently come across some rather revealing pics a pastor in my area has sent to some women (full frontal types). I want to expose this "holy man", who has his own church, for the fraud he is, any tips on how I can do it? Was thinking of sending them to all his friends, family and people in his church?
Any ideas as to what I can do?
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>>18475651
print them out and post them up around town.
You're going to get in some serious legal trouble no matter how you go about it though.
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>Ant ideas as to what I can do?
Not ruin a man's life because he has sexual desires like every other person on the planet.
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>>18475656
What legal issues are there?

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