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so this is how stupid smugglers are born

>its good money bro
>they cant catch you bro
>you wont go to jail bro
>you aint gona get your ass teared a new one bro

>>18480608
One wouldn't because one would get caught and end up having one's ass pounded in jail by Tyrone and Miguel

Depends on what drugs, and on what amounts of them. Ive brought small amounts of weed and a tiny glass bowl through an airport before because i forgot i still had it in my bag from amsterdam. Nothing happened. Shit total bricks when i realized what i did but yeah it wasnt a big deal.

That being said i would highly recomend not smuggling drugs through airports, its dumb.

>>18480589

Nope. Never happened. Customer came in after you closed and you politely informed them they would have to return another time. They flipped the fuck out and all you did was appologize profusely for the inconvienence.

She will basically complain and write that you are literally hitler because you didnt treat her like a spoiled princess.just deny saying anything except that you appologized and that the customer was belligerant and you didnt know what to do with them. Management wont give a shit, unless this becomes a common occurence. If they know youre a nice dude with no complaints, theyre not going to suddenly shitcan you because some cunt came in after closing and got angry you were closed.

>>18480589
Who gives a shit? Retail wageslavery is soul destroying.

>>18480612
Do you think I can actually get away with lying about what I said tho? I admit I could have been more polite, but I was tired having been there since 9AM and she was definitely a cunt. And there weren't really any witnesses who heard what I said.

She probably did the same thing. If you absolutely have to do something, make a joke about something work related and keep the conversation to a minimum.

If I see boys from work on Tinder we superlike each other and talk shit in chat. I guess I was always best friends with my coworkers though so it'd depend on your relationship

>>18480349
Do not mix business with pleasure.
Do not date coworkers.

OP here, also how should I bring this conversation up with my family?

>>18480339
It only matters if you're convicted of a crime.

>>18480339
no its not a big deal
but if youre this much of a pussy, please dont join
>joining army
lel jk army's full of faggots, you'll fit right in

>>18480319
Lick the clit.

I have had good reviews personally

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/233767-the-lesbian-guide-to-eating-pussy-(every-man-must-read)

>Lrn2deepthroat
Also, work your way into it start off slow. Look him in the eyes and jerk him off a bit. Lick the tip and suck it. Slowly work your way deeper. Rub his dick against your face and run the side along your mouth, put it in your cheek. Play with it with your tongue while it's in your mouth. And when you're ready, take it deeper. If you can't take it deep, jerk him off while you suck the tip. Every now and then lick his balls, and If you're sucking grab them. Tell him how big he is. Act like you want and need it more than anything in the world, more than air. And if you get into a rhythm with anything that he responds well or uncontrollably too, keep it up. And tell him what makes you horny - if you want your hair grabbed, or face fucked, or him to shove his dock into your throat while you're upaisr down - then tell him and make it happen. It's hot knowing you're wanted or that you habe the go ahead to do rough shit.

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This is a picture of the model I am wanting to transport though.

It does come off its mount.

There's probably some kind of telescope enthusiast forum where you could get a good answer on this

Hang is in the air suspended by springs, that way the springs will absorb the shocks from the road.

>>18480190
go for areo space engineering, change our space knowledge and design us shit instead of using fucking shit rockets, i have an idea that can change our current rockets but im not batman or smart enough to explain equations and shit neither can i build things

>>18480190
>Aerospace engineering
I come from a line of aerospace engineers. you will never have a stable job. my great grandfather was head engineer at multiple big aerospace companies, worked on the apollo project, and by all accounts was not satisfied with the toll of the job, or the lack of security having to find a new job every couple years or so when projects end.

my grandfather was also a very talented engineer, and was head engineer at multiple companies. he killed himself unfortunately before I was born and I never heard much about him really that would help you.

>law school.
in 4 years there's going to be a serious glut of lawyers like there are engineers now. wages are going to go down. harvard got rid of their entrance exams recently essentially. it's going to be a joke of a field by the time you graduate, but shows more promise unless you are massively talented with engineering and know that the job won't drive you to drink, death, or other forms of self destruction.

i work in an aviation company
there are lots of software, electrical, and mechanical engineers

there are no aerospace engineers
don't fall for meme engineering programs, there are a lot and they advertise huge starting salaries because there are very few actually employed as them

>>18480174
There is no defined right time to say I love you, it is all when you feel comfortable saying it. If you are at the stage you feel comfortable saying it, then say it.

>>18480903
But what if there's a reason he hasn't said it first?

Guys statically say it first

>>18480174
Don't push it. A week is too soon. A year is too late.
I had a GF/FWB whom I met a few hours before fucking her for the first time. After a week she'd drawn up a list of our first five kids' names with male and female variants; that was a bit freaky, since we hadn't said the magic three words yet. That night, while I was pounding away furiously at her pussy and hopping the bed across the room with each thrust, she managed to whisper throatily, "I love you, anon; do you love me?" I said no; she told me to keep fucking her anyway. I felt guilty, pulled out, and slept on the sofa. I broke up with her the next day because of the guilt. She didn't want to break up and in fact wanted to stay together.
She asked too soon. Had she waited a month, we'd probably be married with five kids by now.

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How do you know if it's annoying? I feel like sometimes I irritate people when I can't say the right words at the moment. Maybe it might be that, no?

>>18480133
Vocaroo this voice of yours? We're curious now.

Tell her about your feelings. If she still wants to leave then just let it go.

OP, you gotta man up. You have to realize that this could mean you could lose the one woman you've been so close to for years. Its a hard and uncomfortable thing to do, but choke down all the testosterone you can muster and open up to her. Show her how much you value her and let her know just how much of a wreck youd be without her. Prove to her just why she doesnt need to travel to some shitty beach to find the man of her dreams when hes been standing right in front of her this whole time.
>tl;dr man the fuck up and confess your feelings, ask for a second try

OP here, I did just tell her how I felt and it turns out that she already was having plans to move down there anyways. She then said she doesn't know what to feel about our friendship anymore due to me wearing my heart on my sleeve like that. I fucked it, but thanks for the help guys,

>>18479995
yeah sadly

>>18479995
but I think it's getting better

>>18480000
Elaborate then.

>>18480010
How so?

If you've accepted that she will never be with you and that she is leading you on and wasting your time, the next time she sends you a similar message, you should send the following:

>>18479991
"let's cut to the chase, wanna fuck or not?"

>>18480006
did not expect that LMAO

Inhaling smoke in any form is harmful but if you don't care about that then go right ahead.

Why do you need advice on this?

Try smoking Blue Lotus.

>>18479934
I usually find tea smoke kinda harsh. There are other herbs (many of which people use to make herbal teas, so you don't have to go out of your way to find them) that are way more pleasant. I'm a fan of crushed mint leaves, and lemongrass & sage. Chamomile can be OK on occasion but the smoke can smell surprisingly like cannabis, at least to people who aren't familiar with it, so just be careful if you don't want to give people the wrong impression.

>should I work my way up the ladder?
As the guy said above, inhaling burnt plant matter is never good for you, so don't fool yourself that you're not hurting yourself by smoking tea leaves. That said, smoking any of the herbs I mentioned is almost certainly less harmful than smoking anything with nicotine in it, so I'm not sure why you'd make the jump to tobacco if smoking tea/herbs satisfies you. Try it if you'd like, but it's not good for your body.

If you're talking about pot, I'm going to refrain from giving advice on whether or not that's a good idea, but it's certainly less harmful than getting started on tobacco, so feel free to skip that rung on the ladder.

If you plan to return to the area soon, then consider that you have the opportunity for ready available pussy on a plate.

>>18479870
go back and give her the D; clock up a bit more mileage with someone who's actually nice, and who unironically wants it from *you*.

figure out the rest later. if you're wandering aimlessly, you may as well aim for the nearest available and willing poucci.

just my cynical (but wll-meaning) 2 cents.

>>18479870
meh, I go for positive win-win... just always be busy, randomly ask her out for a coffee.. keep it brief.. bounce again.. you could do this for months.. and get laid all along.. think: Friends with Benefits.

>>18479746

I will answer any questions you have short of where this is located or what she looks like, I just really need help processing this fear.

>>18479746
it doesn't feel like a relationship because you're just sexing it up without any of the courtship, going out together or other non-sexual activities one might conceivably do while part of a couple.

solution: cook dinner together, eat dinner together, do the cleaning together, have a good fuck together.

alternatively, a stroll in the park in the evening (if you don't live in a crime-infested area) or the cinema might do the trick.

that will figure shit out pretty quickly. not that there's anything wrong with a purely physical relationship, provided that that's what both parties want...

>>18479746
She's done you a major favor, anon. You were a virgin and didn't know what to do: she showed you. Learn as much as you can from her, especially about how to give her pleasure. If it works out as a romance, great; if not, be glad that she taught you what she did so that you'll be ready for a romance.
Every guy should have his first time with an experienced woman who can teach him to be a better lover.