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> be 23
> never had a gf
> beeing lonely to the pint it hurts
> find girl
> fall in love with girl
> girl is very jealous and clingy
> girl discards me after 1 year
> be lonely again
> the breakup/discard was 6 months ago. she blocked me everywhere
> she pulled of a facebook show posting i miss u images but wouldn't reach out to me
> she came into our cafeteria with some other dude a couple of times
> its been 6 months now and i miss her more than words can describe

i need an advice fellow /adv/. should i reach out to her ?

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How the fuck do i find a job? I've been applying online and only ONE persons bit. An ideal job would be a cashier or something seeing as how it's my first job. I'm 19.

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I am her Chad

*Disclaimer*: I by no means meet the requires of a real Chad, I am just a decent looking guy with a good body.

>Start seeing nerdy girl.
>She is instantly infatuated with me.
>Fuck her brains out and she cannot get enough.
>Just like all women she has Beta Male Orbiters (All whom are around 5/10 at best while I am a solid 7/10)
>She goes away for 2 weeks to visit family, and needed someone to look after her cats.
>She asked one of her Beta Male Orbiters to do it and he happy obliged.
>She told me that she didn't ask me to do it because she felt it would be a waste of my time.
>So Beta looks after the cats, feeding them, cleaning their shit boxes, etc......
>She returns from her trip and immediately invites me over to her place.
>I go over and there are Roses, Candy, and a Card from Beta on her kitchen table.
>She mentions that it was sweet that he gave her those, then drags me upstairs for marathon sex.

Like I've said, I am not a Chad....But I am her Chad. I have been in the Beta position before, I changed who I was and became /fit/. The best advice I can give is to get in shape and to not do anything for a woman unless you are dating or fucking her. If she is really into you, she will not even bother asking you do to things for her unless she has no other options. To which you must then pick and choose the things you do for her.

Best of luck guys, don't be a Beta Doormat. I'll be sticking around for awhile and will answer any questions you have. (I will not post pics of myself or her)

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My best friend recently broke up with her boyfriend. Now I don't find her physically attractive via old photos but when I think of her, I just want to sleep with her. I think she'd even be keen too. My sex drive has been up the wazoo recently. Is something wrong with this thinking?

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How do I talk to girls and make sure I don't spill a single noodle in the middle of a conversation?

I like this girl at work and every Friday (2 days from today) we have a meeting. We get to choose where we would like to sit and I'm thinking of trying to sit next to her and try sparking up a conversation. Thing is I don't know how. Last week I really felt the urge to speak to her, we were sitting across from each other but I was too shy. I've been a beta my whole life, if I follow through with this it'll be my first time ever trying to get with a chick. I used to be an outgoing guy back in the way day making girls laugh and whatnot, but in my college years I kind of lost that charm and became an isolated NEET. What do I do /adv/? Any alphas willing to share advice? This'll be a lifechanging moment for me if it goes well and I end up getting her facebook or something, I'll finally have the ability to transcend.

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i dont usually go to /adv/ so i'm not sure what type of response i'll recieve since this is 4chan but here goes

>be me
>20, male
>be having relapse of MDD the past few months
>not relying too much on others to cope so i don't force my issues onto others
>open up about it to girlfriend of 2 years
>she becomes cold, doesn't wanna know, just gives me the cold "bee urself anon XD" advice that people bestow when they need to change the subject
>accept this response, maybe i'm just being selfish

>fastforward a month and a half
>she knows im having suicidal thoughts and struggling with the death of someone close to me
>literally says she wishes her issues were as easy as mine because she had to take 2 exams that werent even hard
>be taken aback and offended by this but dont escalate it
>she tells me shes booked a 2 week holiday and wont be talking to me
>i ask if she can reschedule as it clashes with 3 events i'd already planned and paid for to take us
>she'd promised to go with me as i'm always doing what she wants to do and finally wanted to do what i wanna enjoy
>she refuses
>flies out halfway across the world leaving me suicidal, alone, unable to refund 3 very expensive events despite having a terrible financial situation and on the verge of overdosing on my pain meds because all my friends and her are out of town


am i in the wrong or is she? i just want to know if im being a little bitch or if shes selfish

pic unrelated obviously

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>classmate i've liked for a long while
>i know i've been friendzoned for months but i dont care too much
>invites me out suddenly to take a walk and drink
>ohshit, maybe i have a chance
>next day: hmm do you care if i invite someone else?

she's inviting some guy friend of her that i don't know at all

how do i reject the invitation without looking like a fuccboi. who even does this (specially when it's for a walk and drink, if it was a movie or some kind of event sure i guess...)

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I listen to a lot of music and while doing so I just pointlessly browse the internet. I need a hobby that I could do while doing so. Any ideas besides drawning?

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How do you deal with a girlfriend who basically scaled you emotionally and socially and left?

I entered into a relationship with her completely out of pity, because she was helpless and really just a loser (she claimed she was schizophrenic, I mean she is diagnosed but it's bullshit, but now I'm seriously beginning to question if she has actual autism) in a bad place in life. I tried to do the, I suppose you could say 'Christian' thing, being as how she was right in front of me, and get her to a better place. Although she ended up getting to me and I got attached. I got attached to her severe weakness.

Now, our relationship suffered a fragment and she is completely throwing me under the bus. No remorse. All of that sweetness and pure innocence and loyalty just completely flipped and now she's trying to drown me out of the deepest instinct of survival. Trying to pass it off like I'm the loser who she's leaving because she can just 'do better'. Total delusion by the way. She's leaving because she can't reconcile the fact that she destroyed our life out of some sick impulse.

It's working to meaningful extent but only because, in the moment to moment short term, as a woman, she can successfully delude herself into some false sense of confidence just because some other guy fucked her (this is as an example how deprived of a person she is, literally the female equiv. of a virgin who gets his first lay and then proceeds to act like the most cringeworthy 'jaded' asshole imaginable. Meanwhile I'm with new girls almost every week and still feel fucking terrible).

Has anyone ever dealt with this degree of just sheer baseness in women? I mourn for this woman's future quality of life. She's going to end up just like her whore mother. I get that women are what they are, but aren't we supposed to rely on the fact that there can be good ones? I mean I did what I was supposed to, didn't I? I dated down, excessively down. How is it that I got the opposite of what I bargained for?

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hi there , it lookin for a few people that can ruin my father's life, he has burdened me with half a million dollars of debt and ran away to another country and married somebody far younger then me ( im 27)
I want to make sure anywhere he goes he will be arrested and sent to jail .
I have a birth certificate of him also and he is an Australian citizen

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>28M, 29 soon
>still live with parents
>never had an actual romantic relationship
>chronic masturbator/porn viewer (partially to help with chronic migraines, mostly because it feels good)
>fuck escorts when I can scrape together the cash
>only 1 sexual encounter with a normal woman, she clearly did not enjoy it
>college degree yet have no particular talents or skills
>have a job but it's unpaid and highly demanding
>in a field I thought I would enjoy, but after 2 years it has become draining
>also not good at it, only keep me around for free labor, would not actually hire me based on performance
>socially inept
>unattractive
>have been overweight my entire life, but it's gotten worse recently
>know that I'm unhealthy, but can't motivate myself to stick with diet/exercise
>have become an emotional eater, use sweets and junk food for dopamine release
>unnecessarily medicated for ADD since high school because I was bored/unmotivated
>current medication exacerbates weight problem; want to get off meds, but suspect it will cause a massive problem with my parents
>self-loathing
>no idea how I could ever feel happy or fulfilled or even if I could
>not suicidal (too much of a pussy), but have recently begun fantasizing about death as a way to end the constant shame I feel about every aspect of my life

How can I fix myself? I don't think I'm depressed. I went through a period of depression once before, and this feels different. When I was depressed, I was hurting over something that wasn't real (rejection by a woman), when, upon further examination, I never really had a chance with her and should have realized that. This, on the other hand, is just honest self-assessment. Maybe it's depressive realism, but that still means I have real issues.

So what the fuck do I do? Is there any hope for me, or am I going to be a worthless piece of shit until the day that my unhealthy lifestyle finally catches up with me? Am I wrong to rule out suicide?

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here's the deal - I'd like to propose to my GF (she'll say yes, since we've talked about this already for years)

we've been together almost 7 years now, went through university together and are both at the beginning of promising careers. Since we finally earn some decent money we've also moved together into a nice apartment in the higher class part of the city earlier this year.

I like her a lot, we play video games together, generally have the same interests, care for each other and trust each other completely.
She's also a 9/10 and had a rather successful modeling/makeup-tutorials instagram account going on as a hobby, but stopped after it got too much work.

even the sex is great
(she doesn't like anal ... but her blowjobs are gifts from the gods, so I can't complain)

I'm really looking forward to spending the rest of my life with her and having a family together.

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Met my GF on Tinder about 6 months ago, and we've been together for about 5. She told me about a month in that she loved me, and since then, I think I've come to the fact that I will most likely never reciprocate. I like being with her, but she loves spending time with me, and it's making me fall behind in my studies. I have little time to myself, and she is so exhausting that I spend my free time instead of schoolwork or being with friends.

Sometimes I think about breaking up, but then she'll tell me how happy she is because of me, or how she felt dead before she me and now she feels alive, and I feel incredibly guilty. She's a good girl, but I need to know how to let her go gently.

I thought about making her her favorite cake, and then leaving a goodbye letter underneath it.

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Been together 4 years (started dating at 16).

Easily the best, cutest person I've ever met.
She makes me incredibly happy.

But god DAMMIT I want to fuck other girls. I've never fucked anyone else and I'm fucking terrified if I wife her (5 or 6 years from now) I'm gonna cheat and ruin things.

I'm an impulsive bag of garbage and my biggest issue with the relationship at this point is the thought of only fucking 1 person in my entire life.

God fucking dammit, I wish I had fucked a couple girls before her, then things would be perfect.

Should I just try to tough it out? Or will i just ruin things later?

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Femanons

What is considered a big dick? What is considered a little dick?

Fat?
Tall/short?
Bald/head of hair?