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Coupple of dozen after a few days is excellent for a guy, your one of the most attractive on there.
Most average guys are lucky to get 2-12 matches in a week.
Show us your profile?

>>18454654
You don't give a fuck unless you absolutely have to. Like an adult.

Also if they're joking about you being fat or such things you can do something about, maybe they got a point.

>>18454647
Muzzle?

>>18454647
Let it out and scare it off, then blame your room mate for leaving the door open. Be in the shower when your room mate goes someplace. You found the door standing open when you got out of the shower.

>>18454836
Holy shit good idea. No legal troubles come with that right?

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Here's the drum, I think the bit with lines is for the detergent

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And these Italiano words

>>18454535
you sound like quite the alpha catch yourself.

as a French friend used to say: "hambeasts are for practice."

now you know.

>>18454495
Don't know much about law, but in my state it's illegal to audio tape someone without telling them first. The evidence can be thrown out and won't be considered in the case.

I think you could use the mental shit the other guy is going through to help your case, just make sure you have your own ducks in a row.

>>18454495
In where I live, recording the audio/video without consent would get you in trouble. No matter what the reason is. I don't know what it'd be in your place, but best to keep the record, just in case, though you don't mention it until it's become absolutely necessary or permitted by court.

Also, the better ammo would be your injuries, doctor/forensic perhaps could help to determine that you're the one in defense not the perpetrator.

One more question lads what would be the statue of limitations for assault on a minor? Younger brother of 16 was involved. For info am 19

Stop masturbating until it stops hurting. Also, when you masturbate, don't grip it so tightly.

>>18454481

It'll pass. If there's chaffing, don't fap until it cedes. Lube up as much as possible and lighten your grip to prevent pain.

>>18454481
It is almost the same principe as running too long or doing pushups until your body starts hurting.

Penis is not exactly muscle, but it can take so much punish and friction until the skin and mass start hurting and signalising it needs time off to regenerate.

Try adopting some sport like swimming so you dont have so much time to fap.

>>18454465
by talking my dude
its hard cause one side is always more in love than the other, but it is usually possible in given time, not right away tho

>>18454465
(OP here)

So I have a gf, but I know we won't work out in the long run. However, if we have a clean break, her life will get way worse, really fast (shitty family, shitty friends, she's trying to pull herself out of it). I really don't want to do that to her. Further, if she's left without a cock for too long, she may just go find some dickhead, just to not be alone.

So for me, the best solution seems to be to stay involved with each other, and keep fucking, while we both look for other good people. As they say, "You don't go shoe shopping barefoot".

I know it's selfish on my part, but whatever, I don't want to get desperate either.

>>18454469
Yep. I'm working slowly, but I've got about 6 months before she'll have to decide.

>>18454464
wash face with warm water, mix sugar and olive oil and apply it, leave it on for a few mins and wash first with warm, then with cold water

>>18454451
>>>/v/

>>18454448
There's a hard reset. I once went 30 days without masterbation, it eventually reached a point where it was hard to get an erection.

Been on your shoes once. When I stopped jacking off for a week, I became more aggressive and approaching woman more often. Every interactions also somewhat became more sexualized.
If you're really a compulsive masturbator, it'll help you with self-discipline and clearing the "cloud" in your mind, so you'll have clearer drive to to do more.

>>18454448
I'm still finding the answer to that question. Put this thread up once a Month?

>>18454445
Go get the museum tickets and study during the bus ride bingo bango.

What museum is it?

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>>18454445
free the dog at once anon

>>18454418
Acknowledge the error
Analyze what led to it
How can You prevent it from happening again?
Can it be Fixed? How?
Fix it
If it can't be fixed then come up with a different solution(Keep it Legal and Moral)

Only way to get more confident is to expose yourself to social interaction. Just start talking to people. It will be awkward but eventually will get easier. As for women do not go strait for a romantic relationship right away. Just try and make some female friends at first.

>>18454407
That seems to be the consensus answer i see. I need to learn how to just talk to people.

>>18454397
First I have to applaud you for that. You've proven you've got the willpower to go from 270 to 160.
With that in mind, I think you've got what it takes to learn social skills, confidence and communications: discipline.

Perhaps as the first steps you could use some helps in form of opening self-improvement books like "how to make friends and influence people", "the art of seduction" and go outside force yourself to interect with people, if you're in lost remember what you've learned from self-improvement books to push on.