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So, I'm not sure if this goes here, but I'm about to be deployed and I would like to give my girlfriend a custom full body pillow of me dressed up on one side, and not so dressed up on the other. I was wondering if anyone knows of a good place to order that online. Also, some other sweet ideas too if you have them. Thank you.
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>>18463732
Unless you're really close, like, feeling each other up whenever, that's a creepy thing to do desu
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>>18463746
We've been dating for about a 2 and a half years, I think she'll get it as a joke more then anything.
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Does anyone know of some cute and fairly innocent romance stories? I like the short story The April Witch by Ray Bradbury and I self-insert as the male so I can pretend to feel desired by the female sex.
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>>18463726
The Hunchback of Notre Dame :)
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>>18463726
At the risk of liking something popular on 4chan, if you haven't watched 'Kimi no na wa' (Your Name) yet, do so.
I made the mistake of watching it on an airplane, and the guy next time me was harshly judging the fact that I was crying about anime girls.
Worth it desu.
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>>18463726
I really liked the Umbrellas short from Pixar, and the Paperman short from Disney.
I will warn you though. If you watch Paperman you might fall in love.
Nice thing about both of those is that they are really short.
If you want something longer - maybe Wall-E? I know I'm recommending a lot of Disney stuff but these go hard into being innocent and, frankly, soft. If I understand the mood you're in, that's probably what you need / want.
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Okay, so I’ve run into a problem where my classmate likes me and I like her, but when I try to make a move she becomes withdrawn. I’m not Sergeant Swagger, but even I’m not so blind that there are signs that shes into me. She laughs at almost everything I do (even if it is retarded and not even remotely funny), is very touchy (a game of footsies, stretching her arm out to touch my arm, grabs my hands, etc…) and takes random pictures and/or selfies of/with me.
But when I ask if she wants to get lunch or needs a ride home she gets weird or uncomfortable at the prosepect. Over the past two weeks she has become more aggressive in how flirtatious she is with me, but I’ve noticed she only feels comfortable doing it in a classroom setting.
tl-dr: I’ve come to the conclusion that this girl is not comfortable with me in a setting unrelated to school (Maybe because shes filipino and we may not share anything in common outside of school). But I’m sick of games of footsies and study sessions I don’t need. How can I ask this girl to join me on a date without school being part of the equation?
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>>18463657
Have you tried asking her out on a date? Like actually saying "Do you want to go on a date?" I feel like being as direct as possible might break her out of her school shell. If she really does like you she'll say yes, if she likes you but doesn't want to go out you might at least get an explanation of why she doesn't wanna do stuff out of school.
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About to finish uni and I hated every second of it. How do I get over the fact that I wasted 4.5 years of my life and roughly 75K being a stressed miserable unhappy loser?
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>>18463639
Are you still a virgin?
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>>18463653
No I'm 22 now but haven't had sex since 17
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>>18463639
why was uni bad? i'm thinking of going because some topics are interesting to me, did you study shit you didn't wanna?
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Guys, I have a serious problem.
On my hard drive, I have a folder filled with videos from my high school days. They were all created in different years. The problem? My outside folders are based on years. I don't know how to organize the files so that they are both in years while also maintaining the collective high school folder. What do?
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>>18463587
Details view
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Copy/paste
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>>18463594
You mean make copies of the same files and put them into different locations?
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/mlp/ won't help me. I need help finding a girlfriend. All the girls I talk to think I'm weird. What should I do?
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>>18463569
Why do they think you're weird?
What does ponies have to do with getting a gf?
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>>18463569
You're not supposed to call attention to the fact you are a brony. Don't leave out a shitload of merch, and don't make it a habit to wear blatantly obvious clothing/accessories.
In general, as long as you aren't rubbing it in people's faces, they won't really care much about it anyways. It also helps if you are a hygienic, socially comfortable person (yes, I know where we are).
Same thing applies if you are a Trump supporter.
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>>18463569
If you follow the messages of the show then you would be husband material.
Don't let anyone know you got them from MLP, though.
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Gross excrement-related advice sought ahead:
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Erm, I can't stay... "clean" ... after a bowel movement.
I go, wipe until little to no matter appears on the paper, then go about my business. But like an hour later, I'll wipe out of curiosity and have excrement appear on the toilet paper and have to use several squares to get clean again.
what gives
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>>18463548
fix your diet, my guess right now is you have super smeary bowel movements. Not good.
if that fails, talk to your doctor
over use of drugs (including caffeine) can cause anal leakage.
being overweight is also a contributing factor
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>>18463583
10-4.
I am overweight and drink a lot of sodas. Also, I take lithium, an antipsychotic, and folate supplement. Thanks
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>>18463548
shave your butthole hair
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Is there anyway to find somebody's address through a phone number? Whenever I try searching online I get asked to pay up $1 for the information.
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Post number maybe i can help
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>>18463515
call them and ask for their address
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>>18463515
You can phone the phone number and ask them, if they don't give their address you probably shouldn't have it anyway
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Mad as fuck, but really want it to stop. 2017-06-28 01:58:39 Post No.18463488
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Mad as fuck, but really want it to stop.
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How in the hell do I stop getting so mad?
Every single time I try to learn something and it doesn't work out, my blood pressure skyrockets and I grit my teeth so hard I could chip a tooth. Stuff like playing fighting games, drawing pictures, or learning an entirely new skill--whatever really, the specific tasks probably don't matter here. The point is I end up getting mad at pretty much anything that requires me to learn from my mistakes and improve upon them. If I can't do something right after like a solid hour of attempts, I get so unbelievably pissed off that it feels like nothing will ever make all of the resulting tension and anger go away. I'm in control of myself enough to never lash out, so it's not like I'm throwing controllers, breaking shit, or blowing up on anyone, but I still feel like such a fucking baby when this happens.
To calm down, I'll go and sit in a quieter, darker room and take deep breaths (sometimes for hours), and then spend a few days avoiding whatever it was that pissed me off so much. But sometimes I'll avoid doing fun stuff with friends just because I don't want them to think I'm a complete sperg. I just want to be good at the things I'm interested in, but sometimes it feels like I'm only interested in things that'll just end up pissing me off. It's been like this since I was like 13, but it's been over a decade and I just want it to stop so I can move on with my life.
How do I learn to stop getting so mad about failure, and instead just accept failure as a part of the learning process?
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>>18463488
You shouldn't always do these things to be the best, a hobby is supposed to be for fun
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Nothing really feels "fun," though. Don't get me wrong, plenty of things really interest me, but I think I have real trouble with thinking things are fun. I do hear what you're saying, how I shouldn't be so focused on being the best, but I honestly feel like a fucking loser otherwise. It's like I'm always oscillating between:
1) Hating myself because I'm not yet good enough to make money doing something, and
2) Getting mad because I'm not learning quickly enough for the time I'm spending to matter.
I know I'm never gonna be Top 8 at EVO, but losing against the computer makes me feel like a total retard who shouldn't even bother playing in the first place. I know I'm never gonna have my drawings displayed in a museum, but I think maybe it would be nice to feel comfortable when I draw, instead of only hating everything I make and feeling like I've wasted years of my life trying to learn a skill I'm just not that good at.
I've been told "well just stop doing _____ if it makes you so mad," but that's the problem: everything makes me mad eventually, and I'm so tired of dedicating time to learning new things when I already know the outcome will just be another rejection letter. I constantly feel mediocre compared to my peers. Every time I talk to my family and friends, I can tell they're pitying me; I'm just the loser with the eked-out Associate's degree who everybody thought was gonna "make it," yet somehow still hasn't managed to make anything of himself professionally. Maybe this thread was a stupid idea.
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Maybe you just have low emotional intelligence
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Hi guys,
Let me preface this post by saying that my household life is absolute shit right now. I don't want to get in to too much detail about why, but it ties in with what I need help with.
Today I came into work feeling like shit because of the aforementioned. My buddy also works there and we, as well as the rest of our department, uses a messaging application to communicate important information or talk to each other via direct messages. Today, since I was feeling like shit, I went off on a tangent about another employee in a direct message to my friend, despite the fact he really hadn't done anything wrong. To make a long story short, the employee I was complaining about happened to see these messages and notified a superior in the company.
The higher-up he had spoken to had then talked to me privately about the fact that the employee had seen my messages. He wasn't necessarily mad or anything but he told me simply to "be more careful next time". By the time we had finished talking, the employee had already left as his shift was over.
Now I'm in a position where I feel extremely bad about what I've done. I am in a position where I can not justify my decision to talk poorly about this employee and I feel extremely bad that he had to witness the vulgarity of my messages. I feel absolutely awful and despite the fact I apologized numerous times over text message to this employee and also to the superior mentioned earlier, I still can't help but to feel absolutely fucking terrible about the situation. Other managers have told me that it really isn't a big deal, it won't be held against me and that I made the right decision by apologizing, but I cannot suppress the guilt and hatred I have towards myself.
How do I overcome this feeling of guilt and hatred towards myself?
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>>18463482
Apologize in person; make it genuine. Take him out for a beer afterwards.
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Simmer out. Understand that you acted irrationally. Hounding that person for forgiveness isn't gonna make them forgive you. It'll only make it worse. Accept that you made a mistake and analyze it to extrapolate.
Why did I do this?
How did it affect me?
Did it help me in any way?
What were the outcomes?
Want forgiveness? Wait a month and invite him to hang out or include him on social things around the office? Personally I wouldn't because he sounds like a bitch for complaining to a manager like a woman. Your first impression was probably right about him if the cooworker in question is actively sneaking looks at other people's phones and snitching instead of minding his business and managing his problems in an adult manner.
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I think I stuffed up, I was hooking up a friend with this new female student and they both hit off really well.
>Goes and checks my phone
>Finds a text from another friend
>Finds out the male and female both have a crush on me
>Currently in a lecture and I'm meeting the guy later
What do I do?
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I would fuck them both just for the craic
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Does anyone have any experience with Goodwill's Job Center program? Not working at retail with Goodwill, but the actual charity program they have to help people find a job.
I put in an application with them to help me find a job. I said that I haven't worked since I got out of high school due to my anxiety disorder.
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You should write a resume and cover letter, then start handing them out wherever there's an entry level position if you haven't already. Job Centers are only one possibility, and if you rely on it alone it could take a lot longer to find a job. Most places understand that you're nervous, especially if it's your first job, but you have to leave that anxiety at the door if you expect to earn a living.
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What are these shoes? 2017-06-28 01:48:23 Post No.18463464
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Need to get something for a friend's birthday, but I don't know what brand they are or anything. Help?
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>>18463464
>>>/fa/
theyre assholes, but they can probably help you
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>>18463464
Did some google detective work and found the exact pair
http://www.sperry.com/en/seacoast-canvas-sneaker/12458W.html
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how do i has best orgasim 2017-06-28 01:42:25 Post No.18463457
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>>18463457
Don't jerk off for like a month. After a month, seeing a clothed 5-year-old girl will make you rock hard even if you aren't into that.
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>>18463457
By learning to spell "orgasm"
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A friend from High school I haven't spoke to for so long, and posted on snapchat that he's having a party this Friday. He said "hmu for the addy". Should I ask him for the addy?
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Sure, what've you got to loose?
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>>18463485
Idk man. I think its gonna be awkward since the last time I've spoke to him (basically 3 months ago)
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Don't see why not. If you were really friends, he would be more than happy for you to attend his party.