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Advice for getting laid 2017-06-30 12:15:44 Post No.18469662
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19 year-old seeking best strategies for getting laid?
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>inb4 butt benus in vavoovoo
Have you had sex before, sir?
It helps if you kiss her first, and then proceed to doing other things with different body parts.
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I find it difficult to talk about myself in a positive light. I mean when someone asks me what I'm doing with my life I always give them the bad ending version.
Anyhow I find it hard to pretend I don't want to blow my brains out; and obviously this is a terrible way of meeting other people. How do I get over this? Or rather how do people like me find success? I only want to be happy.
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tl;dr how to fake being a confident human being. I'ma big fuckin weirdo so bing myself if out of the picture.
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Nintendo switch new user error 2017-06-30 12:00:20 Post No.18469628
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2017-06-30 12:00:20
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I just got the new switch but when trying to link it to my Nintendo account it went to a mostly white screen with a loading circle that says preparing and it won't let me back out or reset, what do?
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You should try calling Nintendo. They should still have a helpline.
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im sure this has been made before 2017-06-29 11:59:20 Post No.18469625
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im sure this has been made before
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2017-06-29 11:59:20
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anyone seen this video by Buzzfeed about you guys? How accurate would you say it was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc
pic not too related
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I can't speak for the rest of the tribe, but nothing in the video concerns me at all.
Funny, the last post I replied to was a 19yo asking how to get laid, using a golden retriever as a op pic. Like, literally the same as in the video.
I'm here to try and balance things out, but I know it's a lost cause. If only there were stickies on /adv for the whole getting gf/gettinglaid/undo beta/avoiding cuck nightmare.
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What is a 4 year degree/4 year college? 2017-06-29 11:44:10 Post No.18469599
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What is a 4 year degree/4 year college?
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I'm a fucking retard and I am wondering if a "4 year degree" actually takes 4 years to complete.
A Bachelor's degree I'm looking at right now says it is designed to take 12 months and only 64% of students that take the course finish in exactly 12 months.
So what the fuck is this 4 year degree shit?
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I don't know what country you're in, but I know that most colleges/universities require either 90/120 credits to graduate, usually each course is 3 credits so 10 courses per year, you might be looking at a degree completion program for somebody who's already done 60 college credits.
What program and what university are you looking at, I can probably help you out a bit if you relay that information.
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>>18469599
12 months is broken up into four semesters, each of which lasts three months. However, the degree includes general studies that you generally must complete as part of your degree.
Those are included in the "four year degree" concept. There's a prerequisite that counts for your courses later on.
You CAN do it faster, but each class is like 3 hours on average.
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I would advise you not to do this, I know a guy from my college who took an "accelerated" program where he completed 2 years of university in a 12 month period and he said it was the worst time of his life, I couldn't even imagine what doing 4 years in 12 months would be like.
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I know that it takes two weeks for the brain to become dependent on a certain daily dose of caffeine and one week to get off it completely. But is it possible to prevent dependence in the first place, perhaps by drinking coffee every two or three days?
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It's never been tested, but I'd imagine you'd be fine drinking a cup or two every three days. Most caffeine dependence studies test with 300-400mg doses, multiple times a day.
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what does it mean "I won't leave seeing him without purposely making a smile shape with my mouth"
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>>18469526
Sounds like pure, unadulterated autism
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>>18469526
I'm as lost as you are, OP.
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Lies that society tells unattractive men 2017-06-29 11:05:17 Post No.18469498
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Lies that society tells unattractive men
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Why does society still use the terms "bad with women" or "unable to talk to women" to describe men who have received little to no intimacy from the opposite sex?
Why not just be politically incorrect and describe these men as "too fat" or "too short" or "balding"?
People certainly aren't shy when pointing out why a woman may fail to receive romantic or sexual attention from with men (morbidly obese, acne that needs covering up, bad body odor), so why do we tiptoe around men's feelings?
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How do I become more confident? 2017-06-29 10:57:03 Post No.18469471
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How do I become more confident?
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I'm 19, male, and I'm pretty good looking, smart and I USED to be charismatic, but two years ago depression got me and since then I became very reclusive and afraid of being in public (to the point where I felt sick), few months ago I finally fixed myself up, but I realized that I screwed up two years of my life, before I used to have groupies, and now I can't make myself meet girls, I've never had sex so that makes the matters worse. What can I do? Any advice would be helpful. Thanks.
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This is literally me OP.
>, and now I can't make myself meet girls
Especially this.
I grew up in a uber religious household and now I can't even make eye contact or normal conversation with cute girls without sperging out. Fuck if I even touch them I jump.
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>I grew up in a uber religious household
Yeah, I was fucked up as a child, too. First I was the youngest child, so I was raised to think I'm a special little snowflake, then around age 10 I abruptly became a black sheep of the family.
But I think the worst thing is that I know that I am capable of meeting a lot of girls, but I just can't make myself do it.
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>But I think the worst thing is that I know that I am capable of meeting a lot of girls, but I just can't make myself do it.
I think I know what you mean.
Everybody else tells you the more you practise the better you'll get, but for me it's hard to find even one girl that'll willingly tolerate my autism for longer than a minute.
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Did anyone have to pay money to the school for an internship? My school is charging me over 1k so that they can say I did an internship(required credit to graduate). And they didn't set me up with it, they haven't done anything to help me find it. I found the internship on my own and now they just want money for doing nothing for me. I've been working over a month and have not heard anything from the professor. They also never even properly billed me and just sent me an email saying my payment is late.
Is there anyway around this? I'm really supposed to pay over 1k so I can get my fucking degree?
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For it to count as a credit I do think the school charges you for it. It's stupid I know, but what is 1k dollars compared to the massive amounts of student debt that you might already have?
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>Is there anyway around this?
Why the fuck are you asking a bunch of strangers who don't even know what school you're attending?
>I'm really supposed to pay over 1k so I can get my fucking degree?
Apparently so. What, is this coming as some sort of sudden surprise to you?
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My school charged $2400 for the co-op program, 15 years ago. They helped with the job hunt a bit to be fair, but I knew a few guys who did construction work as "co-op" for their CS degrees.
Look at it this way - it's a fuck of a lot cheaper than tuition.
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I have no idea how to talk to my family about moving. 2017-06-29 10:04:33 Post No.18469295
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I have no idea how to talk to my family about moving.
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I've been planning my move from Hawaii to California with my significant other for about a year and won't be actually moving until a few years from now. However, I am debating about moving in with my friends in Washington within the next 2 years. ANYWAY I live with my parents and my family is the type to just stay where they are and if they wanted to move out of state, it never came to fruition. The economy is so bad in Hawaii that it would be hard to just move somewhere within this state so it's either stay here or move out. California is one of the few places I can work in the career I want to work in and we've done a lot of planning and saving for this move the only concern is convincing my immediate family (basically I have 2 dads, one very overbearing mom, an uncle and a grandmother that I would need to talk to) that I'm ready to move. I feel like they will throw me a bunch of reasons why I shouldn't like I didn't plan enough(I have) or ask me why would I want to move. Right now I'm in college and whenever I talk to them they assume that I'm just going to stay here for like half my lifetime. I don't think they'll be very happy when I finally break the news because I've tested the waters and they don't like the idea of me moving. I feel depressed and stuck here and I've felt this way for a very long time so I would really, really love to move somewhere else. Whatever their opinions are about me moving, I'm still going to move but their emotional support is very important to me and I just need help on how to sit down and talk to them about it.
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Hey, /adv/. There's this girl who left me a short time ago and I still miss her. She wants to get back together. But I don't want to make it easy for her considering the circumstances.
How do I make her work for it?
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Don't make her work for it. Life is short and usually hard, so welcome back any warm feelings you can.
I don't know why you guys broke up, but just make it clear to her that you are willing to leave if the same problems return.
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Anyone else here a bit of an outcast? I need answers on relationships
>be me
>high school student
>slightly on the spectrum
>have like maybe 3 or 4 great friends
>pretty much only part of the band social group at my school, and only by a bit
>kind of normal but few want to be my friend
>can't stand normies
Now here's the issue. Every girl I ask out turns out to be lesbian, suicidal or is unable to be the slightest bit social and can't maintain a relationship.
Anyone else like me feel this way, like everyone they like is unusual in some way?
Tl;dr Do strange people get attracted mainly/only to other strange people romantically?
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>outcast
>has friends
>asks for relationship advice
>self-diagnoses autism
Just let that sink in.
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Not self diagnosed
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>>18469286
I had testing done by a psychologist, definitely legit
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/adv/, how possible is it to make a living online? I have zero prospects of having an actual career in my country, which is why I'm aiming for scoring an online job.
Most of the advice I find on the Internet is suited for American citizens, and I'm from a third-world, poverty infested shithole.
I'm already making over $600 USD working for Appen, but this is a temporary gig, and the anxiety is killing me. How can I build a solid, stable income working from home?
I'm willing to learn any skill, if necessary (currently learning some copywriting, not sure if I'll make a living out of it since I'm not from the US, but it helps).
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You could become a writer/journalist/blogger. That's probably your best bet if you don't want to go into porn.
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Responding after Grad flakeout 2017-06-29 09:42:41 Post No.18469230
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Spent most of my grad trying to hide from a crush I've been on one date with. Said date was a stiff movie date in which we shared maybe 30 words before and after, and follows my autistic (yet somehow successful) attempt at asking for her number
Finally got the nerve to talk to her at dry-grad at 02:30, and she and one of her friends were passed out on a couch.
I stayed on the far side of the room pre-ceremony, snuck out the back door before dances started, and she and her family were literally 5 feet away from mine during family photos.
She's shy, and spent most of dry-grad sitting with a couple of friends (including one who was talking to a mutual friend about hooking us up) off in the corner of the room.
Missed every easy opportunity to start conversation (compliment her dress, ask if she was enjoying the night, etc.
Haven't been able to think of anything I could text her after that that doesn't look flakey.
Any ideas?
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The easiest approach is to apologize, say you are super idiot and tell her the truth.
But since you love to self sabotage yourself, i bet you will keep avoiding her, making up lies and 10 years later post on /adv again about why are you still single and lonely.