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Guys I need help
Ive been trying to do a nofap but I cant get past tgr 2 day mark. I feel like shit directly after so I dont know why I keep going back. Any of you been successful at this? Any tips for a lowly peasant?
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Do you do anything to take up that spare time?
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I recently started working out, but I dont know how offten I will be doing that. Otherwise, my day consists of tv, vidya, and porn.
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So I need to know how to fuck my face up bad enough to swell my eyes, cheeks, bruise as much as possible but still be able to function. I won't give a reason as to why but I will post pics for before and after if I get a reasonable response. No weapons, no curb stomping etc. Just good ol fashioned fists to the face.
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Poison Ivy, rub it all over your face.
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Not going to give a good response unless you say why.
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>>18469877
Fists. No fucking plants dickskin
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Rules Surrounding an Asthma Inhaler 2017-06-30 01:34:14 Post No.18469863
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Rules Surrounding an Asthma Inhaler
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Do you require parental consent to get an inhaler from a doctor if you're a minor?
from Canada and asking for someone
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>mfw my interactions with females are much more successful in real life than on tinder
Why is this? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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tinder is for extroverts , this is my best guess.
Unless you are a show off, you get very little attention. I have tried it, matched with a lot of chicks, but went to not a single date from there.
Try other dating sides for better success, pro tip: message girls that are new to the side to get on dates, anyone else already has a full inbox.
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Maybe your profile pictures don't do you justice?
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>>18469826
1. Tinder is hugely full of inactive profiles and shit so they can continue to sell advertising. Notice that they removed the part that showed you when who you were looking at was online last? That's because they're trying to sell advertising to desperate dudes and maintain their "active userbase" numbers.
>but how do you know that anon?
I advertise for a major company that markets on Tinder, but almost exclusively to men.
2. Women that ARE on Tinder have under 5 full seconds that they're making a decision on you, on average, and you can't tell what they want at the time. Everyone is there for something different. Stop valuing yourself from the internet.
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Alright /adv/. I'm an 18 yr old virgin who just found a 34 year old bbw on tinder who wants to meet up and fuck tonight. Should i go through with it? Or should i wait to lose my virginity?
I'm kind of conflicted since i've been eager to fuck for a while but i'm afraid that i might regret it.
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I'm going to college soon and I was wondering if getting A+ certified is worth it for getting a part time IT job to help pay for stuff. I am going into an engineering field and A+ will most likely not apply to my career after college
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>>18469792
I applied at a few places and they said having an a+ certification helps. I'm currently working on it too.
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How do I meet a girl online, I don't have any friends so I can't friend friend someone on Facebook. I don't know any sites that you're encourages to socialize with people you don't know [all social media seems to be - connect with your IRL friends online. I've tried online dating, and classifying ads? How I do I set up a good OkCupid account? or good ad?
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facebook groups
i have met many people this way
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Message girls on tumblr
U have to have shit on ur blog though obviously otherwise you look creepy
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Typical depressed edgy angsty faggot thread 2017-06-30 12:49:17 Post No.18469775
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Typical depressed edgy angsty faggot thread
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I'm a lonely NEET already 24 years old and feel like yesterday I was still in high school while all my peers have moved light years ahead already married with kids and I pass by them occasionally and they don't even recognize me. The only GF I ever had was online and I managed to fuck that up even when she was willing to move to me, I was afraid she would realize how shit I was once she met me in person so I broke it off. I feel like all anyone cares about in this fucked up world is money, sex and drugs and I just never gave a shit about any of that (except sex ofc). I've never drank or smoked or anything. Oh and I'm still virgin if you haven't figured it out yet. Oh and you know what the best part of all of this is? It makes people avoid you that much more because nobody likes a pathetic sad loser. Now you might be wondering at this point "why hasn't this loser killed himself yet" and all I can say is I would never stoop to that level of stupidity. It also helps that I think I'd end up in hell if I did that.
Any adv? I fully expect no advice to be useful and if it is useful I most likely won't listen to it because I'm such a faggot, but it feels great telling the truth about how I feel for once
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The best course of action would be rape. The most efficient way of losing the V card without all the small talk, dating and shit.
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Graduating a year and a half late 2017-06-30 12:45:33 Post No.18469763
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Graduating a year and a half late
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So after going through everything with my university advisor today I will most likely graduate a year and a half late if I don't take any summer classes. I have felt like complete shit for the past few weeks thinking about how I am not only adding more loans but putting stress on my parents to help me pay. Im alreayd 22 and Ill be 23 when I graduate with a Bio degree. I nearly have a panic attack almost every week when I think about it for too long. Its constantly on my mind. It sucks seeing friends graduate this past May and move onto bigger and better things. Due to my freshman fuck ups (partly because of anxiety but mostly because of my inability to seek help) I got set way back. I raised my GPA up to a 3.5 but even that is just average. I dont want to tell my girlfriend who graduated a year ago (shes a year older than me) that its going to take me an extra semester to graduate. I feel like complete shit and I just want to be done and start working already.
>tldr
Im graduating a year and a half late and i feel like a shitty loser. Any advice on how to deal with the anxiety problem/overthinking?
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>>18469763
There are people who are in their late 30's and early 40's about to graduate with an associates. There are also people who dropped out of high school who earn a GED in their mid 20's. OP you are not alone. I'm 22 years old and I have not gotten my associate's yet, and need to finish it this year.
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Nobody cares how long it took you.
Employers wont look at it.
Friends wont make fun of you for it
Parents won't think less of you for it.
Literally, no one cares.
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>>18469763
Looooool I will be 27 when I graduate, it doesn't matter.
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How to get over a long term relationship 2017-06-30 12:40:46 Post No.18469752
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How to get over a long term relationship
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Long story short was with someone for three years, he left me a year ago but during this time apart he's been pushing and pulling telling me he wants me, doesn't know if he loves me, then he loves me, etc. I'm still very in love with him and we've been great friends before we got together years ago. I understand that he's no good for me but I can't stop missing him and I only see him in every person I even remotely have interest in.
There was no cheating and neither of us have been with anyone else if that matters. I want to be free but I don't know how to set myself free without closure I know I will never have.
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Is it normal to feel angry towards rich people?
I've been dirt poor my entire life. My dad died homeless, and I've been on the brink of homelessness ever since I graduated high school eight years ago. I have almost nothing. If anything bad happens to me, there's no safety net.
Luckily, I have made friends with some VERY wealthy people. They simply have no idea how luxurious their life is. They spend hundred dollar bills on clothes, buy expensive food from expensive restaurants. This in itself isn't bad, but they haven't had to work for shit. They get money from their parents just for existing. I've seen it happen. Vacations to Costa Rica and Europe, cruises that go around the world.
After having conversations about money with them, it seems that they can't grasp the value of it. I once asked one of them to spot me 5 bucks for a hamburger. He couldn't understand that I had no money. He kept saying "just go to an ATM and get some out of your account." He didn't understand that I had NO MONEY. Zero.
Is it bad that I feel a burning envy towards them? They're great people, and I love them like family, but my God.
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Life isn't fair, get used to it. There will always be people better off than you. At the same time, you are better off than at least 90% of the world considering you are able to post here on the internet. Once you internalize that nobody is entitled to anything in life, you will be in a better position to improve your life position.
>I once asked one of them to spot me 5 bucks for a hamburger.
Why are you begging? nothing good will come out of it. Why are you willing to spend $5 on a fucking hamburger? If you are as poor as you say you are, you shouldn't be eating out at all. Socialize, sure, but you should only be eating really cheap, clean, nutritious foods (eggs, bananas, lentils, etc... use google).
Work on improving the value of your labor by learning new things in your spare time and applying to higher paying jobs. You should also focus on reducing your costs.
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>>18469748
why have you been on the brink of homelessness and why do you have almost nothing? are you employed? how much are you making? how much are you spending on rent a month? which city/state do you live in? what kind of food bills do you have?
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>>18469748
Nah dude, just keep living off welfare my nig.
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Hello /adv/, some family problems came up and I need help deciding what to do.
For a bit of background: My parents have been divorced for about 10 years now. It was kind of a on-and-off thing at first, but when my mom decided to scoop up me and my brother and move to the city in 2011, it became a more permanent deal. During that time I spent living with her, I came to lose all the respect I had for this woman. She was completely irresponsible, immature and would make very bad decisions, including trying to get back together with my dad while also having an affair behind his back.
I later moved back to the suburbs with my father and have been struggling with depression ever since, which was likely brought on by the miserable time I spent with my mother. It's been working out so far, but recently she let slip to me that she's thinking of moving back with us to "take care" of me.
Naturally, I'm strongly opposed to this. I didn't say anything when she mentioned it, but I made it clear that I don't miss her company. I've been thinking of talking to dad about this when he comes home later from work, but I'm not sure how to go about it.
Thanks in advance, hope you can help.
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You confront her and tell her
>I want to stay with dad
She can't force you to live with her, and if she does, go to court.
Same goes for your father - you tell him that you want to live with him, not with her, and that you want it to stay that way because she's a bad influence for you, and that she's done enough damage to your head already.
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So I am out of town right now on work. I was drinking alcohol on the beach after work and some cops saw me and made me go back in my hotel. Then they contacted my command. I spent most of the day dealing with the aftermath. It looks like they're going to go easy on me. Other than being drunk I didn't break any rules and I wasen't charged with anything. I'm gonna chalk this up to a close call. I really need to shape up and I promised the higher ups I wouldn't drink anymore for the rest of my stay. I'm just sitting in my room right now and It really sucks. I don't feel like going anywhere and if I can just not cause anymore issues I think I'll be alright. I just feel really terrible right now. Have any of you been in a similar situation? If this situation doesn't get any worse I'm gonna try and sweep this under the rug regarding my family. I would rather not worry anyone unnecessarily. I havent told my immediate supervisor either. I'm not sure if he found out I'm waiting to hear about what time I need to be in tomorrow. I really wish he would just fucking text me already. I don't want to bother him he said he would let me know when he gets the plan for the next day, but it's really starting to get late. If he doesn't say anything I guess I'll just show up for the morning meeting he told me about and see what happens. I'd feel alot better if someone just said a few words on the situation or maybe share on of their own experiences.
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alright update. he just texted me. Looks like I need to meet his at the morning meeting. Hasent said anything about it so I feel better. I really need to stop doing this shit to myself. so much unnecessary stress.
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i used to drink alcohol when i was a teen i have a brain disease that was taking away my memories i would drink to ease my pain, ive moved on from that but today i had a relapse i tried opiates and think i may have brain damage you can see my post here
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>>18470022
i feel bad about being disabled from brain damage and not being productive like everyone else
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I don't want to be a basement dweller anymore 2017-06-30 12:33:02 Post No.18469721
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Wall of text inc. I'm 23,male, morbidly obese, college student that never leaves my parents house. I was always shut in, and I spent all of my time online. When I was young, if I had a free moment, I was on some computer. I never went out, I never kept any friends, I never dated anyone, never held a job. I would get panic attacks in social situations when I was young so I tried to avoid them. My parents coddled and spoiled me.
I'm 2 years into a CS degree, despite living on campus I still have no friends. I don't have a driving license because I never go anywhere. Parties and drunks make me uncomfortable so I never went to those. I just kept doing what I did when I was younger.
I don't want to be like this anymore. I'd like to eventually marry and raise a family, not be a grounded land whale leeching off my parents for 40 years. I tried out Tinder and discovered a few things. First is that because I spent my entire life online, I never done most of the normie things people say they like. Literally no one out there has anything in common with me. Second, I look gross. Extremely overweight, poor style, poor hygiene and I have almost no good pictures of myself because I never leave my house. No social skills also don't help.
I started making some changes. Started dieting for a few months now. Went from 335 to 300 in 2.5 months. That's good but it's still fat as fuck. Applied for some summer internships in my major and didn't get any of them. Got my drivers permit but haven't been practicing. Outside of the diet, its been mostly the same of what I did my whole life. Stay inside, talk to no one, just play video games all day. It feels like I'm wasting away my younger years but I don't know what to do.
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>this describes me minus the tinder part and the overweight part. I'm actually quite good looking. 7/10 if I can be bothered.
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It's a bit late for me and I'm sure that an anon will hit you up with a more detailed message but, along with the diet which is great since you have that in check, you should get a gym membership and also lift while you lose weight, you can ask an instructor on the first day and they will show you around, once you stop losing weight you can focus on gaining weight again but in muscle, but that is for the future.
Now on the other part, people like you and me still need to go out to find people like us, so please join any society/club that hold great interest in you like video games or some autistic hobby, because you will find like minded people who you will probably enjoy spending time more rather than the footy lads.
If you want to spend more time out of your room you can do it also alone in the beginning while you are on your quest of finding friends, I'd recommend a public comfy public place like a caffe where you order something and sit for about an hour reading a book, maybe this time something more appealing to the general people, someone might start a conversation with you based on it. If not you already had a little exchange with a waitress which is a plus on that day anyway.
CS autismo here working on myself too, good luck.
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>>18469764
I was thinking about going to the gym. There is one close by but the smallest membership they sell is 3 months and I'm going back to school in 1 month. The school has a gym though, I might use that more.
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If I were going to hire a prostitute should I use backpages or Craigslist?
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Craigslist isn't that prominent in my country but backpage is. My advice would be to search "escort (place you live)" and go from there. Check reviews and feedback create a mental average (this person is mostly good or bad etc) to find the one right for you.