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I have severe brain damage and have to live with my parents I can't remember anything and suffer severe disability I'm thinking of overdosing on alcohol and am wondering how effective it is for suicide would I just throw up I will drink a very high abv drink like absinthe or something
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easier to hang or drown yourself unless you get can get your hands on heavy duty drugs like heroin or fentanyl.
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>>18477595
If you want to avoid throwing up, soak a tampon in alcohol and put it in your ass. No idea how effective it is for suicide purposes dosage-wise, though.

Also, it might tingle juuuuuust a bit.
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>>18477638
ppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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So last May we had the cops called on us and I had more marks on me from fighting so they took her away. With the evidence given the judge issued a restraining order on her to me and I don't think it expires until 2018. So after two months of being separated from each other we got back together and moved back in. The judge told her that she needs to be in a Domestic Violence class by July 21st or she will go to jail for 90 days. She found a class and told the counselor in their first meeting that we were living together. She did this because she wanted to be honest, but sometimes honesty doesn't always help your case in my opinion... Anyways, so the counselor just emailed her yesterday and told her that she cannot join her class until she tells her Parole Officer that her and I are living together. But if she tells her PO then she will go to jail. And if she doesn't get into a class by July 21st she'll go to jail.
We are in a stand still and I have no idea what to do. Please advise.
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>random pic is random
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Just eat the apple
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>>18477547
Why do you want to be with someone who's abuseive. Do you feel like that's all you deserve? Do you think love is being beaten? Honestly wtf. What do your parents think of this relationship? Did your parents beat you? Do they condone violence? Do you like being abused? What do you get out of this relationship that you couldn't find somewhere else?

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I got a motivated yesterday and decided i will change my life. I read if you wanna be succesful i need to wake up early.
So i wake up early and don't know what to do..what should i be doing? i have a lot of time,so i decided to sleep again..what the fuck?
What is a great morning routine that works? i want to be great at programming and also get physically fit.
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Dude
Just go to your local gym
Its not hard
They're open
Take some preworkout powder if you think you're too tired to exercise
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>>18477543

>i decided to change my life
>but instead of actually deciding what id do, i just said id wake up early nad expected everything else to fall in to place.

when you wake up isn't all that important. whats important is knowing what to do.

if oyu want to get fit, go to the gym, you dont need to ask us how to do that.

if you want to learn programming sign up for a class. you dont need to ask us how to do that.
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>>18477543
>What is a great morning routine that works? i want to be great at programming and also get physically fit.
I recommend programming and doing exercise...

Broadly speaking you should probably consume a decent amount of carbohydrates including some sugar without much fat in the morning, this will get your energy levels up a bit. Obviously the quality and quantity of sleep you get makes a huge difference to how you feel in the morning, so do what you have to do to get a good night's sleep.

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Should you wait to get your life in order before trying to start dating?

I live with my younger sis in a small apartment, the state of which bothers me, aka I wouldn't feel comfortable bringing someone here. The windows/doors are old need replacing, needs to be repainted badly, is full of old & crappy furniture/appliances. I've been saving money to fix this but it's going to take at least a year more. I also need money to fix my teeth. In the meantime I feel like all I do is work and sleep. I'd like to go out with a girl but these 2 issues make me insecure about it because I feel like it's going to inevitably be an issue. I also don't feel like it would be OK to spend money on clothes or a nice car when I haven't fixed these issues first. Should I just bear with it and do it when I feel "ready" or it's never going to be the right time?
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>>18477473
You can always date if your craving pussy, nothing serious though. But if your looking for a life partner to be with, get your shit together first.
Or fuck your sister.

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A previous workplace i quit due to them breaching multiple health and safety regulations, such as unlicensed users operating forklifts and other machinery, and using an industrial printer that uses IPA, in an un-ventilated area leading to me and other staff having constant headaches. As well as a bunch of other shady shit like paying temp workers off the books.

Normally i wouldn't care, id quit the job and move on but jobs are hard to come by, so after quiting i decided to go on a "job seekers" benefit, which gives you money while you search for another job, but im on a 6 month stand down as a quit.

I really need the money, but if i report the business i doubt anything will be done + i have family that relys on the income from that business so i don't want to fuck them over, as the fines they would face would almost certainly shut it down.

Do i suck it up? Report them and fuck over my family or try and blackmail them? or any other options ?

It's causing me a lot of stress, emotional and financial.
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I keep seeing this stupid side chick meme on the internet. Just how common is this or is this just typical nigger shit outside of normal behavior?
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>>18477443
In normal healthy monogamous relationships, side chicks are not a thing

If you have a side chick situation either
>you are in a polyamorous relationship
>your partner is cheating on you
>your relationship isn't serious at all, and it's just a non-exclusive fuck buddy arrangement
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>>18477443
legitimately only black people are open about cheating because they think its cool and alpha

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>make around $60k per year
>not going to school
>still live with parents
>20 years old
>nogf
Is it time to move out? There are pretty nice apartments near my employer that are around $1000 per month for 900sqft with included utilities. I'd be spending between a quarter and a third of my income on rent. Thoughts?
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>>18477429
that depends entirely on you and what you want. you will look better by opposite sex and friends if you move out, however, if you don't give a shit you can milk it out as much as you want and save that 60k/year and use more of it. Plenty of people live with their parents still, but you will find more fulfillment in life if you move out imo.
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>>18477429

You have an excellent opportunity to fucking crush it in investing. If you make 60k per year thats about 5k a month, or 3.75k a month after taxes.

Because you don't have to pay rent or hell even groceries, I would say you can save close to 90% of that a month.

Within 6 months you can have about 18-20k. If you take those six months and study how to invest using technical analysis and practice trading, you could easily be making 20+% of what your principal is per month.

So then if you start investing at the 6 mo mark, that's an extra 2k+ compounded. So at the end of a year, you could have

20k + 12k + 20k (from another 20k saved after the initial 6 months) is 52k. Then you add one more year on top of that

52k +25% a month compounded + another 40k from work = approximately 800k.

In two fucking years. You could retire by 23 if you do it right.
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>>18477464
>day trading meme
Stop. Don't do this. Invest in blue chips and index trackers, OP.

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There's a music school in my city with beginner-level lessons for basically all popular instruments, I've been obsessed these last few weeks with trying some of them (mostly cello, violin, piano), would that be weird/rude to take lessons just to try an instrument?
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>>18477369
Of course not, just be honest: "I am not sure and I would like to have an intro lesson"

BUT be aware, first times with ANY instrument are veeery boring, the fun comes once you got the basics... and if you get the basics wrong, you are screwed.
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>>18477389
Thanks anon, of course I'm aware of the first weeks (even months) being a lot of frustration as cello and violin are very hard instruments just to get an acceptable sound, I'd just like to know how it feels to hold such instruments (if it makes any sense).
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>>18477440

Of course it makes sense! Have fun man!

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Screw you
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>>18477360
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTy7XEGWfc

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I'm dogsitting but I only have the key for the top lock and they accidentally locked the bottom lock, so I can't get in. I tried picking the lock but I'm bad at it. if I don't get in in like three days, the dog will die. help.
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>>18477352
¿Window?
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>>18477356
nvm I got in

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>Had plans with a girl tonight
>Yesterday night I got wasted and confessed my love to her with drunk texts

What now?
Say sorry, pretend it never happen and don't go on the date tonight, or ask her if she is still interested in going?
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Do you love that girl? If yes, do the latter
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>>18477350
How the hell do I word it?
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>>18477662
"Hi, sorry for my behavior last night, i was quite wasted. Oh, btw, that date is still going to happen"?
Just be honest and cool about it. \o/ (Sorry for bad english)

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hello all!
Me and my friend which we known each other for about 5 years are working in the same music studio. It was his idea to setup the studio with my gear (my gear is worth 8k) Everything ok I thought back then. So he bought a place in the industrial zone for about 17k €. Ofc we are both young so we didnt have that kind of money... So he asked for a credit. He got it and eventually he must pay 150€ a month with his poor sallary of 500 per month for 10 years I think. First he needed to collect 5000 €. He asked his brother to let him that money. He did. Now I must pay his brother that money back! I must give him every month 100€. The problem is you guys that i cant work with that man. We dont share same music the goals are not the same. Everytime I see him i get nervus and i just wanna kick his head in...So I lost 2 years of my production couse I cant work with that man. I am evading him. I told him once that i am considering to leave and he just got in a fight with me that i will fuck him up for life if I do that. Now I am in this studio for 2 years . But that man got me a job and he thinks we are very very close friends but in reality we are just colleagues. Now I found my own place at my aunts house to set up studio free of charge and working alone as I prefer. Please tell me guys how would you bring that up and told him that I am leaving. PS I am still working in the same company as he is. (ankward)
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Just like the subject line says, shooting meth and now I have A HUGE not. Ideas?? NO dr's!
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Enjoy your abcess, druggie. See you in the ER when the infection takes your limb.
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>white """"""""""people""""""""""
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NOT white..... What?!! I got to be a white supremacist skin head looking mother fucker?!?

Geez

It's getting so a guy can't even do his drugs without someone bringing race or color into the mix.
#METHLIVESMATTER

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Hey guys

I dated a girl for just over 2 years, but we broke up. Four months of no contact later, she wishes me a happy birthday, and we begin talking again. We agreed to hang out, so I went to her house. Immediately, I notice that she has lost a lot of weight (she was already pretty small to begin with). She does not look healthy. This caught me off guard because she was always the one who had her shit together.

Anyway, we decided to drop acid to "celebrate" the occasion, which leads us to talking about our past relationship. We went over the things we both did wrong and what we could've done better. Eventually, we had sex.

I'm worried because I have been getting my life back in order after slacking off for too long, and she tells me that she is no longer caring as much about schooling, and will have to graduate later than planned. Basically, she is declining.

We used to smoke weed together 24/7, but I quit when we broke up, but she is still doing it everyday with her sister.

I guess I'm just wanting some opinions on whether I should be getting involved again. We still care for each other and said that we loved one another regardless of us being an official item.

What would you do in this situation?
We are both 22.
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I've never met an old junkie.
> for the dumb it means they die early after fucking themselves abd everyone else around them
Speaking from experience
> not a junkie yet, she will be
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>>18477166

The weight loss literally had me thinking she was on something other than weed, but I don't know if she was just depressed or what.

The acid, for me, was a one off kind of thing, but she went to a music festival earlier in June where she did a lot of it.

How can I bring up her health without sounding condescending?

I'd feel more guilty ditching her now that we did all that.
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>>18477160
At this point, she will just drag you down. You need to prioritise yourself. Stay away from her and don't fool yourself that you can "be just friends" or any of that bullshit.

Has she expressed any desire or plan to better herself? If so, great! But don't get involved with her until she has fixed her shit.

>be 20
>find 19 y/o qt on tinder
>start talking a lot
>things gets intimate and sexual through phone/snap/facetime
>we both agree on our intentions of looking for a relationship and wait til we can meet when our schedules are better (she lives 30 mi. out)
>she admits she had a lot of partners (m & f) in HS, but none recently, I don't care
>I tell her used to talk to a lot of girls but now I only hang with 2
>She gets all weirded out and becomes a bit distant
>tfw she's probably implying when I mean "hang out" i mean hook up
>days of small talk pass by
>I tell her I'm getting coffee with a friend
>Don't think to tell her it's one of those girls so I'm pretty sure she implied I was hiding something
>Later that night, she tells me she "chilled" with a friend (literally used the fucking quotations)
>eventually find out she hooked up with another guy
>Didn't freak out but we've been distant

So I'm over here thinking this is a legit pass. And that she made implications about me hanging out with female friends which ended up in her hooking up with a friend and throwing it in my face. Need some reassurance. I wouldn't be bothered if there wasn't so much implied monogamy and this points to something that was done in retaliation.


TL;DR girl i liked slept with friend after I told her i still talk and hang with some girls. It sounds like she did it to get back at me. Should I pass on her?

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Just ask her the question and tell her you concerns. You can only win from this.
If it was to get back at you, she's trash. Even if she doesn't come clean verbally, you should be able to tell by how she acts.
If it wasn't to get back at yoy then you can decide what you want to do from there.
Coming right out and asking her like an adult will make you look like more of a man in her eyes regardless so just do it.

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