File: 343563.jpg (35KB, 332x246px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 332x246px
>Be 24yo Britbong
>Forced into work experience by job centre, or be sanctioned
>First day there
>Manager is a 20 year old Stacy
>Logs me on to computer, opens MS Excel and types in a query once
Says "There you go, get started" and walks away texting on her phone
>Uh...
>Ask for her help on what I'm precisely supposed to do
"I already showed you!" she says in a frustrating tone
>Ask someone else
"I don't knowwwww~"
>Sit there doing fuck all the entire day, on my own
>Get call from job centre advisor the next day
"anon, your manager told me that you didn't do anything and doesn't want you returning."
>Likely gonna get sanctioned
The fuck can I do about this?
5 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478816
what was your job title?
>>
>>18478816
>"anon, your manager told me that you didn't do anything and doesn't want you returning."
Is that not true? You just wrote it yourself: you decided to sit around doing nothing.
I mean what the fuck, "Can you explain to me exactly what you want me to do, let me write it down, and then you can tell me if what I've written is correct?"
Doing nothing because some dipshit girl thinks you're a mind reader is just stupid.
>The fuck can I do about this?
Really? Have you heard of this thing called an "internet search engine"? You might want to try typing "benefits sanction uk" into one for suggestions of how to handle what might happen. I hear something called "Bing" is popular.
>>
>>18478816
Threaten to go to the daily mail/local tabloid.
File: 1487788095837.jpg (3MB, 2432x4320px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 2432x4320px
Hey guys, I need to build a schedule for myself. The most important thing is studying, I have like 2 months for an exam and I know basically nothing. How many hours is too much? I'm thinking about studying 2 hours after waking up. Is that ok? I have to exercise too, it's better to do it before going to sleep right? Thanks guys.
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Just do it, at least 3 hours a day, take short breaks every hour or so, most importantly, don't be tired or else you'll drop it
>>
>BRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHPPPPPFFFFFFFF
File: 1498247402579.jpg (40KB, 657x527px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 657x527px
Hi, just looking for an advice! I was a physics of energy student at a university (top 500 rating). This year would have passed 3th bachelor's year, but after this Christmas I got a huge depression and I couldn't study anymore. I was lying in my bed like for 6 months. Luckily, just a couple weeks ago I started to recover with some help of people who always believed in me. Sad, but I lost my scholarship at a university and that's very bad for my further life perspectives, cause I won't get other scholarship in my country and my parents are too poor to pay for my education. My sister is living in the UK and I thought it will be good to change environment and so on and to continue my education there. The question is does UCAS system in UK transfer your previous university credits to the university you go to? (I'm European). Has anyone had the same situation? What could I do in this case? Can somebody advice what are perspectives to study some engineering studies and work in UK and ect. Any information will be appreciated. Thanks!
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478787
>i was a physics of energy student at a university (top 500)
>this year would have passed 3th bachelors year
>3th
>>
>>18478787
Yes Ucas has a system in place where almost all qualifications are on their system so if you're European you should be able to input the qualifications you already have.
I'm not sure if moving to the UK will improve your situation. It might motivate you but it sounds like you have a bigger underlying problem.
>>18478800
Also this.
File: 1481916148002.jpg (21KB, 400x388px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 400x388px
This is /3/ and /ic/ related but it's more personal so I'll post here.
I became a NEET after High school because college was too expensive + depression/issues and lived with my parents.
I'm 21 now and I managed to get an internship this year to a company (office job, not related to my hobby). Also I've been getting better at my hobby and even thought of opening up a pateron to get some money. I'm not pro level but I think I can get something out of it (I'll post an example after OP post).
Suddenly today, both of my parents call me to sign for SSI aka autism bucks.
A bit of backstory: I barely argue with my parents and I'm passive to them because of being an introvert. I'm too much of a pussy to yell them back because I love them and they done so much for me.
I obviously don't want autism bucks because it feels wrong to me and everyone else. But I said nothing and just signed away like a pussy bitch I am.
I really want to talk with them and say "no, I'm doing better." They know that I'm in intern and have relatively healthy life style by working on my hobby everyday. But I'm a complete social retard like I said and I don't really know where to start out.
Plus it makes me feel like shit because everything I've done through the few years have all been for nothing.
tl;dr how do i convince my parents that I don't need autism bucks.
5 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: Capture.png (110KB, 475x642px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 475x642px
>>
>>18478775
>get over your fears
>become full normie
>get a better job
>????? profit
whats your job for anyway
>>
>>18478789
office assistant at min wage.
Hi, I've been for long trying to search for a job. Still live in my parents house, and they're seriously threatening me to finally kick me out. I never meant to stay here in the first place. I know my parents, and will surely do it. I need some financial help right now, but I'm afraid I won't get anything.
I've given up on life. Please help me if you can afford, every single cent counts. Thank you for all the support.
Paypal (if you want to donate):[email protected]
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Can you not try to strike up a compromise with your parents? What kind of jobs are you applying for? If you live in a city, you can definitely get a job in the restaurant industry. Would your parents allow you to stay a couple months on the premise that you find a job and save up enough money to find somewhere to rent?
>>
>>18478768
I've applied to practically every job in town. My parents aren't going to give me another chance. They told me.
Anonymous
How often to text before first date 2017-07-02 10:56:26 Post No.18478742
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How often to text before first date 2017-07-02 10:56:26 Post No.18478742
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1494687176925.png (273KB, 517x396px) Image search:
[Google]
273KB, 517x396px
How often to text before first date
Anonymous
2017-07-02 10:56:26
Post No. 18478742
[Report]
[View this topic]
I set up a date this Wednesday with a girl from Tinder. We got all the details sorted out. Should I continue to chat with her over the next few days?
I'm only hesitant because the last time I stopped texting until the day of the date, the girl ended up standing me up
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478742
Text the day before. Nothing more than something to the effect of:
"Looking forward to our date. I hope you're enjoying the 4th!"
File: 14990353568409331867.jpg (346KB, 1080x1920px) Image search:
[Google]
346KB, 1080x1920px
So I bought my 2ds from GameStop a while back, I also payed for the 1 year warranty (which is still active) do I need a receipt in order to have it replaced at the store?
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Warranties almost never cover shit like this where you're the one who caused the damage.
Also yes, they're almost definitely going to want proof that you purchased it from them. That was probably part of the terms and conditions you agreed to when you bought it.
File: IMG_0034435.jpg (6KB, 232x230px) Image search:
[Google]
6KB, 232x230px
>start seeing this girl, smart and attractive virgin
>get along well, even make out
>turns out I've literally banged her mom
Do I just give her up? I will have to meet her mother eventually and I'm guessing she will remember me
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478697
Kek
File: IMG_0050.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 3264x2448px
Hey /adv/, need some advice. In the next few days I will be taking a girl's virginity. I myself am not a virgin, but I have only fucked girls that have had sex before. I don't really know how to proceed since I like fucking hard and fast paced, and will probably have to slow down for her. Can you guys give me some pointers?
tl;dr: How do I fuck a virgin?
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Lots of lube, lots of foreplay.
You also might have to be prepared to give up.
Like she might chicken or it might be too sore in which case you def don't want to pressure it because (apart from the obvious, that's rape) she'll dry up and tighten up and it won't feel good for either of you.
So yeah be prepared to stop if she asks and also keep checking and verbally asking if what you're doing is comfortable for her. It sounds like it will ruin the mood but it's important and helping her feel safe and comfy comes first.
You will have to go slowly at least at first. Eat her out > then finger her > then and only then can you think about sex
Don't go straight for her v tho
Start off slow kissing her forhead, mouth, neck and shoulders, then stomach and from her feet up her legs before you get to work. Don't rush.
If she asks you to stop, stop immediately and get up and walk away physically. Do not pull out and stay holding/grinding on her. Literally create physical distance until she feels safe again.
Also obviously use protection. Nobody wants to get pregnant their first time.
File: 1490068051033.jpg (67KB, 300x334px) Image search:
[Google]
67KB, 300x334px
Are there any lawyers that are happy with the route they chose? All I hear is misery about debt and stress. I want to be a criminal lawyer. Why is this a good or bad decision and how much money are you making?
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Of course there are. It just depends on what area you practice in. Criminal law is not really an area you want to practice in if you want every day of your career to be a happy day though.
File: 37386DB800000578-0-image-a-80_1471188378057.jpg (57KB, 634x476px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 634x476px
Do cigarettes expire?
i have a sealed pack from 5 years ago that i want to smoke
5 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478645
Well shit anon I doubt gone off Cigarettes are probably only a little bit worse for you than regular ones.
No they do not go off, they will just taste like ass.
>>
>>18478645
see this
www.wikihow.com /Quit-Smoking-by-Using-an-Allen-Carr-Book
>>
>>18478645
Even a month old cigarette pack can taste like ass.
File: MU7PrqD_.jpg (32KB, 512x512px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 512x512px
I've met this friend 4 months ago, we were classmates already, but never really talked to him. We started playing overwatch together and quickly we started to play about 6-12 hours a day nearly every day. Not just playing, there were (many) times when we just were talking playing different things. I've even let down my friends so I could talk to him, we even bought tons of games to play coop this summer, but suddenly, 4 days ago it seems like he's avoiding me.
We still play, but 2 hours so far, and now I have a lot of free time where I don't feel like playing anything. It's like I feel bored playing alone and also hurts whenever he ignores me. Am I being too obssesive or is normal to feel this depressed?
I just want things to be as it were before.
Both playing and talking like if no one else existed.
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478638
Download dota 2 nuff said
>>
>>18478651
What most hurts is seeing this friend playing lol whit my best friend :'(
Maybe seeing me playing dota will hurt my friends (lol players)
File: 1ED49A27C9AA.jpg (60KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
60KB, 640x360px
Hey /adv/,
What are some of the quickest or most effective ways to find porn hidden on someone else's computer?
4 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Look for it.
/thread.
>>
>>18478620
if you know any of the keywords, simply search for it. if you think they are extra hidden, consider the options. for instance if they are in a zip folder you might want to just search 'zip' and then check which ones have been accessed most recently. if they simply re-label videos try searching for 'mp4' and 'avi' and the like just to see what pops up in the thumbnails/
>>
>>18478620
spacesniffer
Medicine and engineering prospects
2017-07-02 10:07:09 Post No.18478617
[Report] Image search: [Google]
2017-07-02 10:07:09 Post No.18478617
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1476920752204-01.jpg (1MB, 3120x1755px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 3120x1755px
Hello /adv/, shortly I will have to select between medicine or electrical and computer engineering (Universities here offer a double degree in these). So I ask which one has better job prospects/more competition/possibilities of getting into research/chances of building a career?
I would be much obliged for any information offered
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18478617
>So I ask which one has better job prospects/more competition/possibilities of getting into research/chances of building a career?
If these are your priorities, you're going to have a miserable life. How about you ask yourself which one you'd enjoy more and be more passionate about instead?
Anonymous
When I breathe am I supposed to feel my body? 2017-07-02 09:58:21 Post No.18478591
[Report] Image search: [Google]
When I breathe am I supposed to feel my body? 2017-07-02 09:58:21 Post No.18478591
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: letöltés.jpg (3KB, 323x156px) Image search:
[Google]
3KB, 323x156px
When I breathe am I supposed to feel my body?
Anonymous
2017-07-02 09:58:21
Post No. 18478591
[Report]
[View this topic]
Because as I take each breath I feel pressure in my chest and the chest pushing forward, is this normal??? I read some meditation guide and now I'm totally confused.
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Holy shit dude, hurry to the doctor!!! NOW!!!
>>
>>18478591
When you breathe in your lungs expand and push your chest forward, so that's normal. Maybe you notice it more because you meditated or something. If it hurts, go see a doctor.