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hows life treating you /adv/ ?
>parents force me to go to college at 18, threatening to kick me out if I don't, instead of letting me pick up a trade
>took me 4 years to get a 2 year degree, still waiting on it in the mail
>mom calls me up to the kitchen last night to talk about school
>asked me if I would like to try something other than college
>and over the four years my dad is calling me a worthless loser because I don't have any practical skills
>friend of 7 years got rid of me because his girlfriend got mad over literally nothing
>I said "nice forehead, kid", an inside joke between us that she was well aware of
>haven't talked to him in about 8 months
>other friend recently got a girlfriend, of course she doesn't like me either
>didn't get invited to go kayaking with all my friends tomorrow because she doesn't want me there
>when I asked him about it over text he responded with a meme
>losing my hair, nearly jason statham hairline
>haven't dated anyone in almost four years
>struggle to pick up women but I lost my virginity at 8 to a boy that was sexually abused
>I have a monotone voice, stoic demeanor and say everything with a straight face
>everything I say people take the wrong way and think I'm trying to be an asshole especially when I try to be funny
>find myself watching hardcore porn and drinking booze more often lately to fill the void/dull the senses
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Oh, I dunno...
>single momma got on meth, and never really got off
>she used all that money on her last suicide attempt trip to the hospital, and more meth
>got ALMOST homeless until aunt saved my ass, but only my ass
>she helped let me go through college to the best of my ability, albeit she layed it inward that I'm wasting my time there.
>dropped out because a fucking bulldyke manhating algebra teacher was a cunt
>aunt pressured me even moreso to get a job
>searched all around the world only to not get answers
>one day at a meh job agency, I got called into an old folk's home on a dishwashing position
>fought really hard to get this far, why stop now?
>eventually got the job, after long bouts of breaking my own limits as a NEET
>this is my first job ever, so it took a lot out of me the first few weeks
>got employee of the month after my 4th month being there
>eventually, people become embittered of my presence for no reason
>now we're hitting high labor levels for some bullshit reason
>we're even getting entire days cut because some higher-up fuckwad is twisting the chef's arms
>now I'm deeply enraged and am willing to fight again to go elsewhere for better job security
>even going as far as to enlist for the military
>realize that my life has stagnated for so long that I've forgotten what it was to be a person anymore, not just a cog in the machine for these fucks in the House Of The Rising Sun
>All in all I was just a...nother brick in the wall.
>attempting to get skinny until my life gets in order
>also, my feet are fucking dry, yet they feel as though they're itchy and burning as if I had some rash
>always realize that my entire family has fallen apart, so I'm literally the only one standing. This always somehow upsets me.
I guess I'll admit I had better days.
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Oh, I should also mention
>mom and bro went homeless
>fought hard to get my aunt to let them in, but she felt they'd be too much for her to handle
>mom especially due to how she apparently just squats now
>tried to help get her social security multiple times, but all attempts failed
>uncle was always out of the picture, but now he's homeless because his 58 year old wife cheated on him or some shit
>my mom and uncle are out for my blood and my place to live, in spite of me pretending to live with a dick roommate
>get publicly humiliated at a coffeeshop because I can't let my mother stay at my new home or else she'll just eat all my resources
>I'm only one man, and I JUST got a job, so this would be suicide for me to care for another NEET.
>Bro, however, is doing fine in a new place thanks to the cops picking him up from the streets
>lend him my game system so he'll at least have something to play with until he gets a new computer from yours truly, or at least enough money to fix his old one
>only my school's staff remains as the only ones I ever keep in touch with anymore, as they helped me through many struggles, such as going to college and helping me get this job. I owe them a lot, just as much as I owe my real family, but currently, the school staff put me up first as a priority
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I was with you for the first 3 or 4 lines, but the rest of your "Woe is me" catalog is just boring.
Everyone has problems. Instead of listing them, why not take a stab at dealing with one or two?
(And getting back to your education, it sounds like your mother is giving you the opportunity to say you do want to learn a trade. Of course, that means you'll have to do the work of researching options and choosing one.)
Im a 20 year old guy with pretty bad self esteem issues. I was pretty ugly in my past but lost much weight recently, now I probably look average. I met a girl which is really attracted to me and I enjoy the attention I get from her. Now she even straight up told me she wants sex. The problem is that shes really unatractive. Shes fat and her character annoys me actually. Im also afraid to be the a living joke for my friends if they find out about it. Should I do it to boost my self-esteem and or should I ignore her attempts
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>>18483874
Well go fuck her because why not
Just keep it low key
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Well if you don't want to then don't do it. Easy as that OP.
If you want to fuck her then go for it. Even if some friend finds out who cares ? A fuck you're not proud of is not the end of the world and how bad should it be ? "Haha anon remember when you fucked that fat bitch"...so what ?
What you really should do is work on your self esteem. Work out, do things you enjoy. You can also practice talking to girls on tinder or some shit.
You can do better than talking to a girl you dont even like OP just remember that.
Oh but still fuck her, the fat ones usually give great head.
So, I need to buy a gift for a girl's bachelor party, any tips? Don't want to buy her clothing since I really don't know her size
pic unrelated
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lemme find it, hang on
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Get a Popeyes chicken gift card
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here we go, odd lucky find that turned out to be worth recommending, get her one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Amoretu-Through-Lingerie-Minidress-Chemise/dp/B00QRMZVNG/
don't need to know her size, it'll fit and it'll be cute
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What's a good place to go on a first date? 2017-07-04 07:11:40 Post No.18483809
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What's a good place to go on a first date?
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I'm dating my crush and I want to take her somewhere romantic so we can makeout. I just want to know where is a good place to do that?
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>>18483809
I'd say not the cinema anyway, you want to talk into a deeper connection, if you're already smoochin' then maybe the cinema.
What's the local equivalent of make out point? Can you drive?
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>>18483809
Museum and dinner afterwards.
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>>18483820
There's a drive in cinema nearby I was thinking about that. Yes I do drive
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University Admissions 2017-07-04 07:01:50 Post No.18483788
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I am 18 years old and starting my senior year of high school next fall and I plan on applying to some high level universities, however I had one really shitty semester back in my sophomore year and it brought my cumulative GPA down considerably. Now I did very well on my SAT and I've taken several AP courses (more than most universities prefer), however I was curious if Universities may consider excluding that semester when considering be for admission. Anyone have any idea?
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They won't look hard into anyone. They get thousands of applications. Just maintain a high average, do good on ur APs, and be a minority
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Professor writing here
Your story is far more common than you think, and admissions offices are used to spotting odd patterns (like lots of As but a low GPA) and finding the one bad semester and then just writing it off.
If you get to an interview or a personal essay you might mention the one bad patch, but don't make a big deal of it.
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Samefag from /b/.
Going to rehab soon, for alcohol. Have some pretty good anxiety to begin with. Shake a little all the time, avoid people at all times, couldn't pass speech class in high school because I had panic attacks on stage every time I tried to give speech, took SSRI's for about a year because I knew I would just abuse benzos if I got 'em.
Think I can get them to give me benzos? Or, what do to get them? I'm quitting opiates, booze and other shit. Now I really need something to control this shit. It's been years. I want a life.
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My phone got messed up and I don't know how to break it to my Pah. 2017-07-04 05:57:54 Post No.18483673
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My phone got messed up and I don't know how to break it to my Pah.
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I dropped my LG-5 phone one morning while I was getting dressed, right after that I went to my parent's room to tell my Mah, she said she'll put the phone in some rice.
The phone mostly worked after that but the only thing that didn't work was it's power button, it wouldn't turn the phone on or off so whenever the phone was off I'd put the charger in so I could use it.
It wasn't until we went on a trip to California is when the battery died, when we got to the place we were staying at for the vacation I put my charger in my phone but after it was charged it would just show the amount the battery was at and then just turn off and since the power button wouldn't work I can't hold it down so it would take me to the opening screen, so it's basically unusable.
It's been three weeks since we got back from vacation and me and my Mah are planning on telling my Pah but I'm scared that he'll get mad, of course he won't go ape shit but I'm still scared to see his reaction. What should I do?
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Not quite sure what you're saying but thanks anyways.
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>>18483743
He's calling your post bait.
Does anyone know how to report your work for illegal practices? I work in California and our labor laws require at least one 10 minute break every 4 or 5 hours. We frequently don't get to take breaks and when we complain we are told "you'll be fine" We don't have HR. Pls help.
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You go and see a lawyer who can bring a suit against your employer
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Contact the state labor department anonymously
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Have been having odd dreams lately under very specific circumstances. Background: I recently moved and have not set up bed yet (due to missing parts) using mattress only. Dream "type" only takes place if I had been woken up early in the morning by family or other and I manage to fall back asleep. Dream(s) are oddly sexual to certain extents and are always based around a blonde who's name I believe to be Veronica. I have never met such a person that would fit said description. I have found myself in the past few days desperate to try and find this person in real life and of course, has lead me nowhere. I have repeatedly talked to myself (not in an insane way) saying things like, "It's just a dream, she's not real," or "What are you thinking? It's fake." I'm not sure if I should peruse this "dream" if you will, or not. What do you think /adv/?
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How do I know what's objectively right and wrong? Or how to determine if a claim is true or not when coming from a person?
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Right and wrong are things you're going to have to figure out for yourself. That doesn't mean there are no absolutes, but being told them from the outside is never satisfying (as you discovered in Sunday School)
Statements supposedly of fact can always be challenged - just ask for objective evidence to back up an assertion.
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I dont know what the fuck my problem is. Every time i find a girl i care about and we start getting sexual everything can be going great until i try to to take a dick pic. I dont have any insecurities about my body or my size (7 inch) and i just cant understand why i always lose my erection. I didnt always have this problem and i was wondering if any other anons have had similar situations
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men arent men anymore....
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yeah I was trying to measure my dick the other night and it wouldn't stay up long enough to get a good measurement
I think my penis is seriously depressed right now and I'm not sure what to do about it. nihilism always leads to totalitarianism... I don't know if that means my penis is planning on growing pubes in a charlie chaplin-esque way on my balls or what but it's really just kinda "whats the fucking point man, that hand sucks. we both know vagina is way better. we both know those pictures aren't even worth looking at too. just leave me alone"
he'll stay up with stimulation but it's not like a month or whatever ago where I was having constant boners that would not go away.
you know what, its like my penis took some recent events really hard and is having a rougher time with loving and losing than I am. like I'm too busy to deal with it so my dick is dealing with things.
this is some fucked up shit. man.
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Im with this girl that i just absolutley love recently and this is really only a new problem ive been facing. Ive sent nudes before with no problem but after i went through kind of a phase where i didnt talk to anyone or engage in any sexual activity its like he's just become camera shy all the sudden
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What is the minimum I should be able to do if I want to play pick up basketball competently? Besides obvious stuff like dribbling without looking at the ball and shooting.
What was your experience learning to play like?
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>constantly pass the ball to your cocky nigger teammates
>they will appreciate your gibs and want you on their team
>continue this until you actually get good
Works even better in soccer
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I constantly leave calls with my friends to go hang out with others (although i do warn them beforehand), and I value my friends for the sheer quantity of them rather then the quality because sometimes they come on really late, or I just don't wanna hang out with the same circlejerk of friends, Am I an asshole, /adv/?
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So I had a porn addiction which is now basically cam shit viewing. Like prob 20 mins a week now viewing these cam sites and the "models". Better than the harder porn I use to view for around a decade. Now it is just a waste of time since I rather have real women. And i dont pay for titties on the screen, let us be clear on that.
Anyway cuz of my constant porn viewing over the years I was like "cams are for nudity". Ya I flashed my whole body on cam several times. In 18+ chatrooms to the room.
All right obvs this bit me in the ass otherwise I wouldnt be on here (the irony). My legit pic got "trolled", basically the a person who i antagonized used a SS of me and put it next to text saying i love children.
Nothing is further from the truth in me loving children. Youngest I would go for is 25, I am into older cougars.
Im going to therapy voluntarily because of this, my family found out the problem and am wondering.
What would happen if you hear this as a sex therapist? I am being 100% honest with what I did on cam. It is not terrible but embarassing. I think they are use to hearing shit like this but how concern should I be? Esp if my bosses hear about the fuckshit that happened to me.
Tldr: Got nude on cam. Someone screened me and claimed that I was talking to little kids for the lulz. Totally untrue not interested in kids. Talking to therapist about it. Should i be worried. Just concerned about the info leaking out to others
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>tfw i have an exibitionism fetish
What should I do?
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Also male/virgin