How to open a beer bottle with a shovel
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So I have a friend who is being tortured a lot at exactly 1 pm at night and this person who has been torturing her has been getting away with it for 6 years, she can't tell anyone because the tortured person is 24/7 watching her, and has rules put on her.... It's horrible seeing my friend in such pain every day... The rules that were put on her were
1) Do not speak her name
2) Do not ask for help in "Special Time"
3) Do not run away, she'll always find you
4) Do not run away while "Special Time" is in progression
5) Do not scream for help
6) Do not try to get rid of me
7) Do not question her
The torture wears a Teal dress, high heels, green eyes and blond hair. If you break a rule she'll take away more and make sure every time it happens it will hurt more than the last, also applies with the torture... I want to help her but I can't- Please. any way to solve this- I'm begging, Please give me advice....
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1pm is the afternoon and the word you need is torturer, yw
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I'm 25 yo, female, usually content with life and overall happy. However every 6-8 months I experience depressive periods during which I'm on the brink of suicide; they usually last for 2 to 3 months, then naturally go away. Does anyone here have a similar problem? How do I fight it?
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>>18488397
I have a similar problem, I don't have any recommendations other than talking to someone who cares about you or a psychiatrist. It's a struggle but don't give up. I wish you well
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How do I train my logic and deduction skills?
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>>18488387
i dunno, maybe sudoku? or some crosswords?
So I am such an autist that I can't even tell my own emotions.
I have a friend that I have known for 3 years now, he was the one that really allowed me interact with the world and pulled me out of the shadows. I can't tell if I have feelings for him or not but I really enjoy every moment I am around him.
The other problem is that I met somebody a month or two ago who confessed to me about a week ago and I accepted thinking I could find out what love was and that even if I don't hold any emotions for him now that some may develop over time, I feel like I am lying to myself as I am bathed in complements about my looks that mean nothing to me. I just feel like a terrible person who is deceiving this guy that I don't really feel much for.
What do I even do, I already know I am going to step on some toes no matter what happens.
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Went out tubing on the lake and now the right side of my neck is locked up. I can't tilt my head to the right without it hurting. What do?
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Have you thought about going to the doctor instead of asking random strangers on the internet for medical advice?
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>>18488364
Apply heat. A scarf should be enough.
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>>18488364
Get your bf/gf to give you a neck and shoulder massage. This is important to your health and well-being, so your significant other needs to step up and do this for you as well as bringing you dinner and maybe a glass of beer/wine.
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How are the money slaves doing? Would like to hear some stories and advice. Not into these stupid fake bitches on the internet who want free money.
How can I persuade normal friend girlfriends to let me spend more money on them. And/or ask me for money.
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I don't understand your question
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What don't you understand?
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>>18488363
Beg them
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how much time to you usually spend with your girlfriends ?
and how much of that time is chatting ?
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Pretty much the whole time.
We are always talking. 24 hours in the day, like 13 hours are spent doing things together and/or talking.
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>>18489125
that sounds awful
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>>18488266
Usually 2 or 3 nights a week. When we're not together we text. If on the phone we keep it brief.
How do I get my parents to divorce each other?
well short story is they fight constantly, my father is getting old and he has to constantly go through all the verbal abuse for my mom and it's breaking him apart.
All this is slowly driving more and more suicidal as I try my best to stop it but it appears that I am only making it worse.
Why aren't they divorced yet?
Where i'm from divorce is seriously stigmatized as ''it brings shame to the families of husband and wife'' and I can't really do anything about this retarded mentality.
Also my family is on the poorer side so it'll be hard for them to keep up with costs if they're separated and marriage counseling isn't an option.
What can I do?
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In a divorce, the system usually sides with the woman and it'll just fuck your dad up more. And it'll give full green light for you Mom to fuck 9 inch Chad and brag about it your your dad, who is now past his prime and can't find anyone other than 300 pound whales.
Sometimes something is better than nothing.
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>>18488224
Nothing. I've been in your position and it's crap. But the decision has to come from them. My mother eventually decided to get separated from y father, and while I suggested it several times, I had to wait until she actually wanted it for something to happen.
Best you can do is focusing on yourself. Get a job or study, work on your future, and make the most of the time you have. People have to fix their own lives, you can't fix it for them.
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If you're young then i can understand but if you are in your twenties fucking talk to them. What are they gonna do tell you fuck off? You have to detatch yourself from your family and look at this objectively. It seems like your mom is the problem so talk to your dad. You can do something. Even if it doesnt work you tried. Just dont be stupid about it and cause more shit.
Divorce is not your choice. Its up to your parents.
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I'm relocating from Europe to Australia (Sydney to be precise) this month. Anything I should avoid? I'm not into hookers so let's make it out of the way.
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All the hookers ere are abos. Ignore all filthy petrol sniffing abos.
So I'm writing this because I have no idea what to do.
My gf and I broke up this new years after almost 9 years of being together. She wasn't my first relationship but as far as I can tell she is the only one I have ever actually loved.
It wasn't great for a long while, as in no sex for the past maybe 4-6 years along with more frequent arguments etc.
So here's the thing, it's been 7 months since I've been single, 4 months since I moved out and not a day has gone by where I haven't thought about her.
I've had chicks come up to me asking if I was single and even some asking if we wanted to fuck and I've turned them all down, from whales to QT's. Even when drunk as fuck I still said no.
I am so confused about how I feel, I really don't think she'll want me back and I don't know if I want her back, but then why can't I get over her.
She just got back from a concert that she only told me about the day before since it our pet needs to take medicine twice a day for a week. I kinda feel upset that she's probably gone with another guy. I texted her when she got back, asked the usual how was it, hotel ok etc and snuck in "a was it weird being by yourself" in the middle. All questions were answered other than that.
I know I have no right to be upset so why the fuck do I care. Maybe it's the not knowing and being paranoid that she's avoiding it.
Or maybe I'm just reading into things that aren't there.
TLDR, i feel confused about my ex, what do I do to get over her, and how do I even find if I want her back.
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I'm constantly horny and don't know what to do, its ruining my life.
My father slept with loads of prostitutes and was a massive pervert. I don't want to be like him.
I'm always incredibly horny, to the point I've sexted with strangers and stupid shit like that.
I don't want to go any further and become a disgusting swinger.
I fucking hate myself. But my brain doesn't function properly when I'm aroused, which is every day, for 80% of the day!
I don't know what the fuck to do.
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jerk off more. Only remedy.
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>>18488157
Try going to doctor, let him do blood test to see your hormones levels and consult woth him ways how to lower T production a little.
In the meantime do this >>18488202
Fap in the morning, at work on wc, at home before you go sleep. Keep it short and preferably porn free wank unfer 5 minutes.
>if you are horny teenager around ~18, then what you are experiencing is completely normal and desirable
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>>18488157
I need sex once a day at least.. anything less and I'm not functioning. My gf doesn't have a strong libido like me but she's always up for sex so that's my solution, finding someone who loves sex as much as I do.
I was reading about couples having sex once a week, or sometimes once a month.. Even some having sex once or twice a year.
Makes zero sense to me.
Ironically, I took a sabatical and went without sex for almost a year, not even fapping. It was torture at first but got easier as I went along. It was a spiritual quest and I would probably never do it again but that option is there for you.
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so.... my best friend broke up with me #nohomo
*u know what i mean* and became best friends with a fat ass male version of kim k, he aint hot, he got a thicc ass, on the last day of school he walked to starbucks with him without telling me.... piece of shit...
but ive been with him since preschool we were like homies 4 life, little did i know that piece of shit did trillions of shit with other people like hangin out and stuff, and did not even tell me , the only reason i know is because of his ig *instagram* but despite all that i still cant let go of him .... again #nohomo by that i mean if he asked me to hang out *he only did once with hesitation* i would say yes in a heart beat.... idk if i should let go... hell idk if i CAN let go... i just need some advice.
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>>18488144
I think you need new hobby. Try csgo instead of shitposting.
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>>18488228
already have that
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How do you cope with a loved ones death?
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My mum died at age 55 earlier on today and I'm not sure how to fill the void she left. I have been extremely close to her throughout my entire life and she was always there for me in difficult times. I'm still fairly young (21) and largely haven't figured out what I even want to do in life.
I want to feel some sense of purpose and get advice on how to best cope in times of personal strife such as these. Thoughts?
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What is the easiest way to get over a woman that has given you the best feelings of your life?
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everyone has been there, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Try and forget about her, get new friends. Remember that women are not the main goal in life, go find a different girl,man.
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>>18488133
Realize you're a man and the only reason you are whining about this girl is because you lost that easy sense of comfort and sexual release. Get over it.