I waste thousands of dollars a year fucking prostitutes which I wouldn't have to do, if one JUST fucking ONE average looking whore looked at me.
But they don't. Because the sole thing that women hate more than ugly men are average men because it reminds them of their own pathetic mediocrity.
I'm not even that old yet (19) yet I feel like I'm at the edge of my limit. What the hell do I do /adv/?
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Get over yourself. You're 19 and had sex. Something like 20 to 30 percent of your age still haven't.
Stop being so angry and negative. That turns girls off.
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>You're 19 and had sex.
Yeah. With people I paid to. It's not the same as fucking someone who actually finds me attractive. There's no difference between me buying a burger or a prostitute
>Stop being so angry and negative. That turns girls off.
I'm not this negative irl. I don't want to toot my own horn but I'm pretty nice.
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>calls women whores
>wonders why they stay away
Maybe stop being a piece of shit.
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Hey /adv/ I'm trying to kill myself and collect my life insurance for my family.
Is there a way to make my death look like an accident? Hopefully easy and simple enough to do it myself? Thanks in advance!
LEGITIMATE ADV ONLY PLZ!
No "dont kill yourself" bullshit
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>>18492911
Blow your brains off while having a gun cleaning kit near you, it works around 70% of the time.
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>>18492911
Some plans cover suicide but only if you have been covered after up until the point the contestability clause no longer takes effect (generally two years). Read the fine print, you might already be covered.
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>>18492924
Oh shit thanks! You are right, i believe the suicide clause is only for two years. but I dont believe its 100% guaranteed tho. I'll double check the fine print. Thanks!
BUT KEEP THE ADVICES COMING PLEASEEE!!!
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Hey /adv/, 20 year old virgin here. My friends have started using Tinder recently with much luck. I humbly request all of your tips and experiences with dates like this. I'm not ugly, just clueless (once went on a whole date ignoring signs and just talked and then took her home - didnt realize it until later)
Appreciate any help guise.
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>>18492883
If you like someone, don't become a "chatbuddy". Ask them out asap, and don't be weird about. When you see a way in, say: "Haha yeah, that [whatever she said] is awesome indeed. Let's grab a beer!" or something like that.
Don't use too many pictures. Make sure the pictures project a varies and active lifestyle. Don't use five slightly different selfies, but go for one selfie, one picture of you doing something fun, one picture of you with a dog or whatever, etc...
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>>18492894
I think I got the second part down, theres a selfie, group friend pic, funny childhood pic and a sports pic. As for the first part that is good advice, i cant get beer though so maybe smoke or get coffee or something?
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>>18492903
>As for the first part that is good advice, i cant get beer though so maybe smoke or get coffee or something?
Yeah man. Whatever seems like her cup of tea (pun intended). If she looks like she's into art, suggest a museum or whatever. Don't do the smoking thing if you're not sure she's cool with that, although I'm getting the impression that you're from a muslim country with a shishah tradition?
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I got bullied in highschool. No friends. Never had a gf. Low self-esteem. Completely introverted.
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Stop being a faggot and hit the gym, bud. Self confidence starts with bettering yourself
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>>18492881
Same.
Never had friends, NEVER.
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>>18492891
I'm already fit, but people can see through it, it makes me look like a bald person tried to hide its baldness or a manlet using heels.
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Just had a baby with my boyfriend of a year and a half. Our relationship has always been rocky because of his ex/"platonic friend" At some point in our relationship things got really bad (he was still flirting w her via text, taking her out to eat but never taking me out because he'd complain about being a broke ass all the time, crying to me about how he felt bad about hurting her and wished he could've done more) you could figure at this point I felt stupid and didn't want to be with him anymore. In my mind there were only two options.
A. He stops talking to her completely and moves forward with me.
Or
B. We break up.
He chooses option A. I find out he still continued to talk to her and hang out. I leave him. Come back cause pregnant. We have a baby who is sick and gonna be in and out of the hospital for a year. He starts bringing up his ex/"platonic friend" again. I now don't want to move in with him like planned. Am I being stupid or is he never going to get over the past and I SHOULD continue to move forward focusing on our sick child alone because he's not there mentally? I've taken out a lot of detail to the situation but this is the gist of it. I can't even talk to anyone about my postpartum emotions cause of him wanting to waste all our time crying about his ex 2 years later. I feel like shit. I basically want to run away man.
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OP HERE
reposting from my original thread and adding "platonic friend" because I've got baby daddy here saying she wasn't JUST his ex but his friend....
*Long ass eye roll*
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It makes me sick that short sighted, egotistical people like you can bring a child to this world just like that. You realise that you're now responsible for a human life? It's not about you, or your bf anymore.
Why did you even chose to have a baby with a horrible partner, are you just trying to lock him down? Did you think it would help the situation?
Another kid raised by shitty, divorced parents. Thank you for ruining our civilization.
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Hello /adv/,
I rather enjoy writing short stories and even have a few different novels I am working on. Back in high school my english teachers wanted to get me published, but I don't know where to start with all that. I don't show anyone my writings, and few people I know IRL even know I write. I guess what I'm asking is, where can I post my stories for other people to read and give feedback? I want people to read my things, but not people I know IRL. inb4 fanfic.net, not the kind of stories I write
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>>18492799
Try to look for novel-writing contests, some publishers host those where you can send the script and if you are good enough, they will publish you for free and you'll receive a prize. Just google about those.
Other option, especially if you want feedback, is to find any literature magazines, and send your story to them and ask them to publish it in one of the sections.
If you are feeling really confident, you can even try to contact a small publisher and pay for the publishing, then contact some book stores and get your stuff there. Make sure you get a good social media presence going to promote your content. Try to create even a website with your blog and host it somewhere.
There are many options you can try.
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Did you try /lit/?
At the very least I'm sure they could answer your question better than we can. Or maybe they will just troll you. I have never been there so I don't know.
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>>18492799
The annual book WRITER'S MARKET lists every magazine and publisher who take submitted manuscripts. They also have a website. Google them
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I'm gonna try to make this as short as possible.
So the think is, I'm probably on a breaking point of my life. I'm 28 and I have a job I dislike and that is slowly killing me.
I always was considered a smart guy, student with potential but honestly I never gave a fuck about anything, just messed around, played video games and still got pretty good marks. Always thought that I would be fine with a shitty job that just pays.
But I was wrong, I feel like my eyes opened suddenly and I see things clearly for the first time of my life, and now past, present and future are crashing on me at the same time. I think about all the wasted years and chances, wasted potential.
But, here's the bright side, now I have a moderate idea of what I want, and I'm pretty damn sure of what I don't want. I want to travel, I want to meet people, know about art, science, places, everything, I just can't keep living the same week over and over.
I started learning web developement on my own, always been a fast learner.
And it makes me mad that family and friends tell me that I'm making a wrong move, that I should stick to my job, that I'm old to start again. But I feel that by doing this I'll be doing the same thing I've done all my life, not taking the fucking chance.
What do you think /adv/?
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Just stay miserable so they can be proud and boast about you being functional, squander your potential and give them grandchildren already you selfish dick, how dare you do what you want to do with your life.
Stop putting feathers up your own ass though, let whatever you accomplish speak for itself.
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I think you should give God a chance. You need to have faith and take that leap. Web development will only take you so far. All of that will go into the dust just like your body once you pass away from this Earth. Start storing up treasures in Heaven where moth and rust cannot destroy. Accept Jesus Christ into your life and start living for Him.
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks, it will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8)
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Sounds to me you should indeed stick to your job, use the free time you have to explore the world around you. If you work hard enough and keep developing your skills, you might work you way up high enough one day that you can work from home or have a flexible schedule that allows you to explore the world even more.
>I started learning web developement on my own
I've been looking to get into that kind of stuff as well. What resources do you use, OP?
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I broke up with a guy I was dating for 5 months. I'm a guy who ever only dated women, but I really liked him. I've had issues since growing up. Family wasn't that great and I never had an opportunity to even talk to anyone about my feelings and if I did I would just be hit or verbally abused. It's hard to even tell anyone when I'm suicidal. The day we broke up, she was playing a game when I saw a picture of my ex on my Facebook wall. My ex killed herself in my bathroom years prior to meeting my boyfriend. I started to have an episode and instead of telling him what was happening, I lashed out at him. I kept making it worse as we talked. Eventually he left me. I want to get past this but honestly, he was the best thing to come into my life. I hate myself because it feels too hard to be emotional or show emotions to people. I ruined everything and he doesnt want to talk to me. I want to tell him what exactly happened that night, but I feel like I should just let him go. I wonder if he'd even accept a mess like me.
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apologize and tell him why you had an episode. Go from there.
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if you want him you gotta go for broke. just send him a message in any way you know he will get it and just say 'that day i had a meltdown i had a bad reminder of my ex killing her self in my bathroom and i let it get out of hand'.
if he knows the story hes likely to be more sympathetic. go from there.
good luck dude. girls are great, but when you find a guy that works for you, you should hold on to him for as long as you can
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Go to a therapist, stop digging yourself deeper with the gay shit, it won't end well.
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2 years ago i met this girl who is my coworker, she started to talk with me and we clicked very good but after sometime i switch department at work and we stopped talking as often, This spring she suddenly contacted me and asked if i wanted to go on a 4 month backpacktrip with her, My first reaction was yes and she started to lightly message me every now and then all cool basically we were just talking about how to arrange our trip which we will go on later this year.
But after some day a month ago we started to talk alot more and our talks became alot more personal i told her alot of my secrets and she told me some of hers, And now for about a month we have been talking daily pretty much constantly and if i don't respond fast enough she starts spamming me asking me what iam doing etc..
She also started to drunk call/text/snap me late at night and our conversations on messenger extends deep into the night until she falls asleep with her phone in her hands.
She currently is on a trip in the US (We are European) and she talks/texts to me everytime she have wifi.
Sounds great doesn't it? now here comes the catch we are both very honest and we don't have anything to hide we always give straight answers (or so i think we do) We got on the topic of sex etc.. and she without any doubt talked about how she is not looking for a relationship but if it happens then it happens, she also has no shame in telling me about previous ONS and other stuff which concerns me as i have grown to like here alot but iam uncertain if she likes in "that way" due to her saying this.
She wants to hangout as soon as she comes home but we have very little free time as we both will work the summer and iam going on my own trip for a week to another European country.
She always say that she wants me to hold her and comfort her whenever she gets sad (which she do quite often) and she wants me to pat her until she falls asleep etc..
/adv/ what is her endgoal? Iam too confused to answer what it is..
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What are you looking for me to say, OP? You are doing fine. Keep going, keep in touch with her, you will have many good years.
I never made this post.
How concerned should I be?
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>>18492748
not at all. IPs switch all the time and we often end up with the wrong ones. even for hardcore offesnes mods tend to not ban for more than 30 days because they dont want it affecting innocent people who end up with that IP. what you posted is especially common if you use a cell phone to post as you get a new IP anytime you're near a different cell tower.
anywho you can wait out the ban if you want, but you can also just go into your router gateway or whatever and just switch up your mac address and it should be fine
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Yeah it's probably a coincide. Is your wifi locked? Do you have siblings or someone else who may have posted that?
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>complain about /pol/tards ruining another boards
>get banned
Even if it wasn't you, who ever left that post made a valid complaint.
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What the FUCK can I do with this hair? I tried growing it out, but it looks retarded because I'm fat
I tried an undercut(which is why it looks the way it does now), but I didn't want to have the exact same style as everyone my age. I'm also retarded when it comes to hair styling so making the undercut look decent was hard.
Now I just come it all back with pomade and hairspray it down, but people say it makes me look like a douchebag
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>>18492734
Just get a normal haircut desu dude. You'll reach a point one day where you'll realize trying too hard with your hair is a really gay thing to do no matter what the trend is at the time. Just stick to a classic men's hairstyle. People who claim they express themselves through their hair are usually really lame as well.
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what's going on /adv/. Lately I've had a ton of depressive episodes (I'm ADHD and Bipolar and unmedicated, good thing its summer, right public education?). Mostly relating to my financial status and other life problems. I recently gained employment in retail (kms) after getting fired from my previous job. I'm currently enrolled in my 2nd year of college pursuing either a Psych degree or something in Music Education. I live with my girlfriend and her parents (against the wishes of her dad, another addition to my depression). Lately all I've been able to do in my spare time is sit in front of my computer and do the vidya, since I have a negative bank account balance and JUST started this job. This afternoon my girlfriend and I got into a huge argument against her parents (essentially her dad) and bottom line I'm pretty sure I won't have a place to stay in the coming weeks. I don't have any place to go really, and theres no way I can afford renting somewhere working part time at a minimum wage job, on top of my student loans and stuff. I guess what I'm asking is what do I do /adv/? I tried killing myself earlier, but I don't have the balls. so thats not an option.
TL;DR - I'm a POS who has no outlook and no way to make money and am depressed 24/7. I dont sleep, cant really afford to eat, and feel way over my head. Any advice is appreciated
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Do you have family as an option for your living situation?
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So, here's the thing. I've been stammering and blocking since I was seven, getting worse as time went by. I can barely communicate in my own language, so I went for an English-taught major in college, but I begin to stutter when speaking English, too.
The weird part is, I feel anxious and unable to speak properly when I think about speaking, and I don't have some physical trouble with specific sounds or whatnot.
Can stuttering be caused by something mental ? How do I deal with it?
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Stop masturbating completely (this includes sucky fucky) and the stutter will go away after a month.
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>>18492710
>obv troll
>google it anyway
>Jesus, he's right
Thanks, I guess?
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>>18492728
You're welcome. Now delete all your porn and never masturbate again I'm serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiOX5xPcOyc
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I realized that I have a talent for annoying people. Not annoying groups of people but indivual people, like figuring out what frustrations them and playing on it. Doing such things feels natural to me.
My parents have told me that I am the most annoying person they have met, so has my SO of 10+ years. I learned Yugioh from a top player, someone that had played tons of people in both English and Japanese communities. After a few weeks of constructing decks different decks she told me that she had never met anyone who made such annoying things to play against.
How do I use this to my advantage, like get ahead in life?
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Being annoying isn't hard, and it's not something you should feel proud of. Being "the most annoying person" someone has met just means you're a shitty human being, not that you have a talent for it. 99.9% of people try their asses off to not annoy anyone. Hell, even if you annoy someone you hate you still lose because it just makes you look like a little turd.
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>>18492702
> I have a talent for annoying people
I also have a talent for farting at people.
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>>18492732
Well I know everyone can do it. I just think I'm very good at it.
Let's say someone was really good with their hands. Like they had very good finesse and using them in complex ways felt natural to them. They might make a good mechanic.
Someone who is talented at, and feels natural, arguing would make a great defense attorney.
I'm good at, and feel natural, annoying people. I just don't know where you would use that talent.
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So I work at a chain retail store - it's my first real job and it's been going pretty well. It's a bit demanding and there are lots of things to do, but the money is worth the effort and most of my coworkers are pretty cool.
However, the store manager makes me nervous. I don't see her much because she works opening and i work closing. she's nice to my face, but she's always given off a vibe that she can come down on you hard if you give her reason. a coworker who has been working here quite a while warned me not to get on her bad side.
This is my first (real) job, so I don't want to just leave. However, I'm not really sure how I should proceed from here on out. Some advice would be appreciated
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>>18492668
If you get that feeling from your manager, that means she's competent. All you gotta do is be respectful, do the things you're supposed to do, and be honest and apologize when you fuck up. Be a good kid, and your manager will treat you with respect.
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She's going to suck out your insides through her proboscis when you aren't looking.
Don't turn your back on her.
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>>18492677
honestly that was a fresh perspective for me. my thing is, i do my job, i'm polite to everyone, i show up when i'm supposed to and leave when i'm supposed to, i do everything i'm supposed to (of course i make small mistakes on occasion)
i do like the job, i just don't know how to deal with people in the work environment when it comes to little situations like this. i just don't want to get involved in stupid workplace drama
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lol