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No its a bad sign it means your mother will die in her sleep if you dont reply to this post.

Wtf do you think it means like seriously? It means she wants to talk to you.

i'd wager either interested in talking with you (who would fucking guess right) or maybe just clingy and wants to be in contact with you. who knows m8, its hard to judge a point of view of another person

>>18498555

She's qt as fuck. The kind of girl who can definitely have a million orbiters, so the fact that she wants to talk to me as much as she does is kind of astonishing.

You didn't do anything wrong per se, you don't owe her sex or anything. It's a shitty situation for both of you guys to be in, and you're right that she probably feels like shit but that's not your problem. If you want, you could try and clear the air with her, but your friendship probably won't be the same.

Welcome to every online dating encounter as a guy. The pictures are almost always fraudulent.

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was she an actual catfish or did she just have a picture from months ago?

Dress nice, in light colors, smile at people.

>>18498433
Wear respectable-looking glasses, collared button-down shirts and be fit.

>>18498433
Counter the stereotype with another stereotype. Become a personal trainer.

Big black personal trainer are always inhumanly nice.

Wear jogging pants and polyester cut off tops. Always smile. Always talk to yourself like youre psyching yourself up and youre going to win the big race tomorrow while dancing and air boxing.


When white people do that shit they look
Like they are about to rape someone. When black people do they look like they give motivational speeches have a wall lined with medals and trophies and has an inspiring story about never giving up and stupid obvious life advice one would never realise themselves..

Its like backwards world.

>>18498417
You are the worst type of person end your life save everybody else the pain.

>>18498417
Dump the BF asap, My gf of 4 years did this.
It all ended in a trainwreck of her cheating on me for 4 months and still trying to keep me around.

I have never experianced pain as great as i did because of her. I cant still get over it.
Cant beleave i wanted to marry that bitch once.

>>18498417
Guys, this is why you don't let your girlfriend have "male friends".

Your gf has to be comfortable with giving herself orgasms first. There is nothing to be afraid of....but it'd be scary for her to not be in control of her first orgasm.

How does she normally masturbate?
A good technique for sensitive women is a vibrator over panties

I ahve the same clit. Its fucking painful, that's how sensitive it is. You have to go at her own pace and to her own preferences.
I can only handle it with panties on, while rubbing around the clit not directly on it. You'll have to figure out where her sweet spot is too where it's enough to cum off of, but not so intense it hurts.

Push through it

My current gf has had orgasms before when we met, but the first time I gave her oral she literally crawled the wall backwards screaming "wtf is going on????". I had to say with a sarcastic grim "it's called an orgasm"

Some women have a lot of potential and fear of orgasms. Talk to her about it and ask her to push her through it. I've been with my gf for nearly 10 years and she's mostly used to it, but every now and then I have to hold her legs open to finish it

Have a masturbating intervention where you tell you each other what gets you off of these days.

>>18498406

Yeah nah i dont see that working. Thanks for the bump though.

All of those things seem like perfectly fine activities. Why are you so desperate to "do" something, since when is hanging out not an end in itself?

How about bocce ball (lawn bowling) or croquet?

>>18498313
If you know she's a good person, she'll go for the childhood friend than the chad thundercock with a gold hemmed wallet

Go watch a movie with her, or take her to a moonlit lake for a stroll, or something remotely romantic without even calling it a date. And when you're close to her, stroke her hair behind her and slowly close in for the kiss. Good luck mate.

If she's held out for so long despite the many suitors she's probably waiting for you to make the move, right?

>>18498313
>suitors
has she fucked any? if so, she hasn't been waiting for you and she's not worth it
if not, make your move and make it fast. either she'll say no and you'll both move on or she'll say yes and you'll be happy. failure to capitalize will make you sadder in the long run

>>18498340
>has she fucked any?
this is important

If you're a student it's $5 a month which is a steal. I have it and love it

>>18498316
does that deal apply to high school students though?

t. 18 year old autist, final year of HS

I just got a deal for spotify premimum for 99 cents for 3 months..

Its worth it

>>18498244
It's Plan fucking B not Plan A. 75% effective if used within 72 hours of intercourse. Those are not good enough odds to make it your primary form of birth control.

>>18498263
Don't forget that it's less effective the heavier the woman is.

Condoms are much cheaper than Plan B, and MUCH cheaper than a kid

>>18498244
A gf had to use plan B once. We got drunk, sex happened (I remember draining a chalice of wine while thrusting inside her and really fucking enjoying that), and, when we woke up the next morning, she found the condom still inside her. Plan B to the rescue. Kind of sad: she had great genes and would have been a good mother to the kid.

>>18498235

>I workout and do other things to focus on myself but something else is missing.

Write down a list of things that you want to do and include in that list things you think will make you feel better but also things you'd be willing to try that you don't think will make you feel better. Getting out and socializing are keys to feeling good so keep this in mind. Rate the list based on how much fun you think you'll have out of 100 for each item and mark that down next to the item. Then do the activities and immediately write down how much you enjoyed them with the rating system.

This does two things: sees objectively how distorted your prediction ability is and gives you a list of things that you know how much you like.

>>18498281
Thanks anon. I'll try this out for sure.

>>18498235
If you fear that you depend too much on your relationship for happiness, it means that you're afraid it might end soon. Investing yourself completely in the relationship will pay dividends so long as the two of you continue to make it work.

Whatever you do, make sure you consume large sums of alcohol before getting behind the wheel.

>>18498139
you get better with experience. go to the doctor and get your eyes and hearing checked out, you might need it glasses or a hearing aid

>>18498242
nah she says i have problems noticing things or staying in the middle. that kind of thing.

>>18498059
American here, always somewhat depressed, occasionally very much so, twice suicidal. I've been to four therapists after my worse bouts, and not a single one of them thought I should take medication. They were adamantly against it. I don't know enough about neuropsychopharmacology to know what their objection was, but it was shared among four unrelated therapists in two different states.

>>18498059
Fellow Brit bong here: consult a doctor by calling 111

They're available 24/7

>>18498059
Weird, I'm American and I had some symptoms of depression. My doctor was practically shoving meds down my throat

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Jesus Christ, how the fuck did that happen?

>>18497978
Please disregard this shithead >>18497983
Take it slow, please. You've been through a lot and it's understandable that you're slow to trust people. What has your therapist said about this?

>>18497985
I was gullible and naive around men and let myself get into dangerous situations where they could take advantage of me

As a teenager I was teased by boys for being too ugly, so I always thought guys would never be attracted to me, so I got raped when I failed to notice the signs of a guy wanting to have sex with me, which then lead me to me being raped

I'm more wary around men now, I learned my lesson

>>18497970
Get over it.

If you really like him and want to pursue a relationship, you're going to have to accept the fact that people may judge you..

>>18497980
>>18497970

Does he dress well? Does he smell good? Being overweight doesn't necessarily mean people will judge... If he carries himself well then you should have nothing to worry.

>>18497986
Yes, he dresses well. He's clean, has a nice face. He's just fat, which is okay with me, but I can't handle negative public attention. I feel eyes on me even when I'm alone and don't like being in public with lots of people.

Ladies, please be honest. How big is ideal?

>>18497926
Ideal? 100% honest? 7"

>>18497926
16-18cm