Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1102. page

>>18501595
post pic

>>18501595
Nah. I'd string a bitch like this if I actually enjoyed the pussy. I would have to be complete disgusted with her in every facet to drop her. But if I can paper bag her and get pussy daily then I'm good to go

>>18501595
>>18501606
neither of you is having sex lately admit it

>>18501593

Sweety, this is really not a good place to get information on female anatomy. Most of the people here haven't seen a vagina IRL yet.

wait whats a hymen lol

probably you could always ask your gyno or doctor tho

Source: am a man

File: image.jpg (92KB, 600x772px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 600x772px

>>18501571
By eating all of that toothpaste and killing yourself.

>>18501597
>anyone who has that image saved and tells everyone to kill themselves
why don't you kill yourself, shut-in white trash?

not op

>>18501571
Post pics of her

Also its Arizona, I live here too. Even if shebwasbsome qt Latina you can find another everywhere

>>18501534

What's your problem? Why do you not have relationships?

If you are happy, just go out (parties, casual, events, etc) and meet some people, the more people you meet the easier will be to get a date, there's not secret formula just meet more people.

If you are not happy, don't drag anyone to your life until you are happy.

>>18501548
Because online dating sucks and I never meet eligible females in real life.

>>18501465
learn a new skill, sports or do stand up

>>18501465

what specifically are you asking for? job hunting advice?

>>18501472
>what do you want
Something I can do to make this go away. Employers and potential dates aren't very likely to accept me until I shake this shitty state I am in. Despite that fact, I fill out applications and go to social events when I can.

>>18501471
I wish I could. Anon is going to get pissed at me for saying I can't take their suggestions. That's one way the thread goes. Anon most likely isn't going to believe me.

>do stand up
I actually have a notepad that I jot jokes and lyrics in when they occur to me. I've only been jotting jokes for a month or two now.

>sports
I can't afford this. I would rather just go to the gym, but I don't meet the nutritional requirements, due to the lack of a job.

This was a couple years ago and she got a boyfriend that later got her pregnant, as a total sperg I felt really upset and even betrayed because I spilled all my emotions to her but she didn't seem to care, otherwise she wouldn't had got a boyfriend just a barely couple days after my confession... off course, that's simply how I feel since I don't really understand completely women. Thus, in my hurt and resentful state at that exact time I told her that I didn't wanted to talk to her ever again which I complied despite my heart aching over it. I never contacted her again in any way but as a sperg Anon I began stalking her to know about her life and "to make sure she was fine", this is how I know she became pregnant and many other irrelevant stuff.

So, the things boils down to this exact moment an so I ask for your advice on this.

Should I message her "Happy birthday sweety" after many years of absolutely nothing? Should I call her? If so, when?... or should I simply swallow everything am feeling right now and NOT contact her at all?

>TL DR: Anon cut contact with his high school crush after being rejected
>Never to contact her in any way but kept stalking her
>Tomorrow is her birthday
>What do?

>>18501401
dont be a pussy, just go for it.

>>18501407
Out of the blue?

I feel hardly compiled to... but I don't know what to do.

>>18501387
I put a "get fat and I'm gone" clause in the prenup.

You approach her without insulting her. Tell her that you love to her to death, shes your whole world allat good shit and then be honest.

>>18501387
there is no graceful way to tell her that. Stop spinning your wheels trying to find the right words. You won't.

Instead, you make it a team thing.

>WE need to be healthier
>WE need to work out

Because there is a miniscule chance you're at peak physical health/form. So it's good for you to do it too. Suggest that you both work out and eat better so you can take care of your long term health. Say you read studies about cancer risk or whatever else you want to bullshit about. Make this something you want for both of you, and work on it together. She'll be much more motivated and less insulted, if you're working alongside her.

- She's using you.
- Time will help you over the "I miss her part".
- Don't send her messages.
- If she messages you back then be kind and reply, don't be like her.
- Probably you won't be back as friends, it's normal, get over it you can't be friends your whole life.

Who is that goddess?

>>18501416
Karlie Kloss

>>18501269
i hate to self-bump but any help or encouragement would make my day.

>>18501269
Think talking it over with her is the best thing you can do.

Maybe see a shrink. Shit is heavy bro

>>18501269
Run, also you've only been fucking her for 4 months, you aren't in love.

Literally just pay it off in full and never worry abut it again

>>18501219
>can I just pay the ticket online and move on with my life
Yes.

>>18501219
Depends on the state and how fast you were going. I have a court date because I was out-of-state speeding in a state whose law requires a court appearance if the speed is over 80mph. I was doing 81.

>>18501199
1. At a night club.
And 2. Stop watching pick up videos on youtube
3. Get some friends.

>>18501205
What if i can't go to night clubs

>>18501215
Die a virgin. No but seriously; Sex for a girl is a larger commitment, so you're gonna want to have romantically inclined interactions with women where there's a lesser responsible enviroment. I.e an environment where people "let go".

>>18501064
Count to 5 before you speak

>>18501071
Out loud or in my head?

What is the main purpose for this and what should I be focusing on for this to be effective?

Is it to get the pitch of my voice right or to get the right mindset for my voice or what lol

>>18501078
>Out loud or in my head?

Of course out loud you big dummy.

>>18501010
Womens Studies - African American Studies - if you can't find it in any job requirements for future employment then it is a fucking waste of time money and brain power.

File: van der.jpg (53KB, 564x851px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 564x851px

Social sciene anything.

You have infinitly low IQ if you're stupid enough to go down the path.

File: IMG_1534.jpg (198KB, 2048x1638px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 2048x1638px

I don't know if 4chan will mangle graph related, but you can find the original at http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2012/01/classicists-are-smart/

Basically, education majors (future teachers) and criminal justice (cops) are dumb as shit. Lawyers and /biz/ majors aren't much better. On the other end of the spectrum, you won't find physicists or classicists begging on the streets, because they're smart enough to seem worth hiring in any job market.

Being dead inside, emotionally numb and distant and being indifferent is rooted in avoidance and escapism

Tranquility is about awareness and acceptance. Caring about things that matter and being unbothered by things that don't

This has potential

>>18501013
I used to suffer great pain from loneliness but now I don't care if I'm lonely or not. Is this acceptance, or indifference?

It's not your fault anon.

You did good.

There was nothing more you could have done.

She's at peace now and you have a life to live. The way she influenced you, the time you spent together - that's immortalised in you. Cherish it. It's a treasure.

How old was your friend?
And if she was under 35, was she overweight?

>>18501037
WTF kind of question is that?