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>>18500589
The point of life is to procreate, have a lots of babies and be the best dad ever. Consult with your own dna for more details.

Tldr find 25+ years old gf and impregnate her.

>>18500651
I have no interest or desire in having a girlfriend, getting married, having children, any of those things. And even if I did, I'm too much of an autist for any girl to like me. Literally all of my friends are guys with a similar lifestyle to mine and most of them are probably virgins.

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>>18500669
>autist
Have you been to doctor to get tested yet? I bet you are just introvert who sort of gave up on his dreams and life in general. Raised by single mother?

Make a decent selfie, create facebook profile, add your schoolmates, and start okcupid, meetme and badoo.

Ask girls on date before 1st conversation ends, be a bit bold and always presume they like the conversation.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

Or you can always do pic related. Your choice.
>you are at perfect age where girls will want you to marry, because you have just stable job and 0 emotional baggage
Aim at girls aged 24+ who wants husband. You will be perfect. Some people find happiness by making other people happy.

Introvert != autist.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40504076

Hey women (or men). My girlfriend and I are spending the summer apart (just because of university being on break and family in different places)

I feel so lonely but I don't want to be clingy... frequently I feel like she doesn't want to talk to me. How do I moderate the amount of time i talk to her? Is that an issue a lot of people have in ldr type things? I don't want to be clingy...

Are women more emotionally invested in a relationship? I keep hearing this but don't think it is true. Can anybidy give me the redpill on this

I once asked a friend out for ice cream with me in the week. She said yes first, then some days before "no I cant im busy" so we didn't go.
Anyway, is there a chance she took it as a platonic friends thing or does asking her out to have ice cream with me alone automatically imply I like her? I mean I do like her but I never flirt with her or anything, and I mostly just asked her because I was feeling like shit back then and thought she'd be available to hang out with.

>>18500243

Do you have the ability to offer increased pay? That might help. What about interviewing some of the applicants with resumes you didn't like as much? Maybe they're better in person?

I'm telling you this though, you could offer me an extra $10k and I still wouldn't work weekends ever again. I did it early in my career and it was miserable.

>>18500243
Why can't you rotate shifts? Talk to the weekday crew and tell them that half will work this weekend half the next weekend etc and then use those good crew members to train your new hires. Maybe promote one of the weekday kids if he's willing to work all weekends and put him in charge of the trainings. If no one is on board with the idea ask for volunteers with increased pay (if you have that ability) or another incentive, with the ones that have been forced getting nothing.

Working weekends suck. Being out of sync with everyone else is like a slow form of torture.

The only way you get good employees to work shifts like that is to offer good pay or find a student who needs a part time job.

>they always end up being too easily confused
Then give them a better explanation. Things like this need to be ironed out in training, which could take weeks.

>not actually willing to work the hours I hired them for
Then be clearer during the interview of what hours they will be getting.

>or just plain too stupid.
Smart people don't have to work weekends. You're not going to get the cream of the crop for shitty schedules. Work with what you have and adjust your expectations.

Also what this guy said >>18500289

You need your strong team members to help bolster the weaker ones AND continue training new employees.

I honestly don't buy the anxiety, aspergers disability people but in bongland you'd get loads of money for that. Doubt you would in the US since it's not a nanny state

>>18500089
>I honestly don't buy the anxiety, aspergers disability people

I truthfully wish I was physically disabled sometimes instead of what I have. It is much worse and not socially accepted imo

>>18500575
I work for the State and if it's anything like the DDD, they're not there to see if you're faking or if it's really that bad. They just want to make sure they have accurate information. They base their decision on medical history and an actual medical review by their medical doctors. They mostly want to know if it has impacted you and whether or not you feel that you can work with whatever you have. Just be honest, their job isn't to weed people out.

I love how you guys try to blame all my problems on drugs, even the problems I had 10 years before I had taken any drug.

Maybe if you ever cared about me you would have known how depressed I have been since middle school. Maybe you would have realized the reason I never wanted to do anything, ever.

I have been depressed since before puberty. My mind is fucked up. I was depressed before I even knew of the concept.

I just realized that you lied about the keylogger not sending you data to an e-mail because you replied to my anonymous post
>>18490944
it was when you weren't home.
I also realized after I told you how I felt and that it was open heart love(before I confronted you about your incessant lying and deception) that you went into the bathroom with your phone to "cry" and I knew something was up so I went it and caught you trying to delete your history checking to see if your ex had posted something
It shows you were afraid he revealed something I might have discovered and it clearly means you've been chatting with him (apart from stalking him)
You're such a hypocrite, the worst kind for pretending everyone else is so dirty and porn is so bad and you're so non sexual. I've read those e-mails that are practically erotic literature talking about him licking your wet panties. Then you criticize 4channers when even if we lie here talking shit, it's just shitposting between anonymous people and not posting ads looking for men to chat with who think you're someone else completely and living a lie
I don't understand how someone can be so much of a hypocrite, it is truly astounding
I hope your "ex" finds out you have a keylogger on his laptop and that you've hacked his emails
Horrible person

>>18500072
I can sort of relate. I have some anger issues and when i lashed out at my mom a few ago she started to blame my meds for making me that way. I've been fucked up for years now but now they've noticed and they're blaming it on one of the few things that make me function.

>>18499944
Do nothing.

>>18499944
See >>18499998

Just because she's your best friend doesn't mean you have to feel like it's a matter of course to help her handle her major problems. Chances are anyway that in this day and age,she spread her legs for the guy by meeting him in a private environment and doing substances like Alcohol together.

So just take it like another story from her and keep doing you.

>>18499944
>My best friend just told me she got raped. What do i do?
Tell her to go to the cops. Do not jump in and play rambo. Console her if appropriate, but otherwise do nothing, and say nothing.

Your post would likely be more enthusiastically received on /b/ or, if you have six or more images, on /hc/. /adv/ is a work-safe board.

>>18499906
yeah that's why I do didn't post any actual pics here. links to NSFW are OK unless it's illegal or something

>>18499895
bump

>she
Your friends probably just salty that she's beat now and someone your age is attracted to a girl in her prime age

No, even 15 is normal. It's naturally human biology. Their bodies basically change to attract us and their peaks are their teens and early 20s
Plenty of girls peek at 16 and go downhill from there whereas we peak much later

>is she
Yes, she is jealous. That's literally it.

What is something of worth, in need of solving, that can be solved? Nothing other than trivial human "problems".

I see quite a lot of good advice posted here. the problem is it's drowned out by all the other shit, from which is it probably indistinguishable by the person asking advice.

Still, in many cases people already know what they need to do, it just helps to get some validation from other people so I think in many cases it can still help.

And remember that in some cases there really isn't any good advice other than "go to a psychiatrist"

Of course. There's been plenty of solid advice, even in obvious bait threads. Solving something of "worth" is entirely subjective but I'm sure /adv/ has helped a lot of people in legitimate ways.

Just get her on birth control.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control
Plan B is more expensive than other options that might very well offer both of you what you want with fewer side effects for her.

Punch her in the stomach every day.

>>18499213
There's nothing wrong with wanting to look good. There IS something wrong with being fixated on weight and thinking losing a few pounds will solve all of life's problems.

Why not modify your quest? Instead of fixating on weight, work to get fitter generally - gym, jogging, etc? You might or might not lose a few pounds (ironically any muscle gained will weigh more than any fat lost), but you'll feel better in your body.

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>>18499213
>I'm female
Do you want a certificate?

>>18499213
>Go to /fit/
>Read the sticky
>????
>profit

Don't bother much with anything on /fit/ other than the sticky as you'll just get a bunch of homos screaming high test and telling you not to do anything, but the sticky contains all the basic info about how calories work and exercises that will help you lose weight.

>>18499065
damn, I realize how unorganized this shit is after reading it. Sorry

>stop drinking like a degenerate
>Why the fuck does your mom depend on you? Tell her to get a fucking job
>How much is left on house mortgage? How much equity? Either rent it out or downsize
>Tell sisters to fuck off

>>18499065
yeah my life isn't that bad. I'm getting a house from my father, a college degree in biology, money, and the other people are at fault inn the car accident so my insurance shouldnt go up, should get a check out of it... just stressed because im a spoiled shit

Avoid her, or play off all her attempts. If she gets heavy-handed, tell her that she needs to stop, and that she's making you uncomfortable. It should embarrass her enough to quit.

>>18497080
Have a 3 way.

>>18497080
this is not reddit, kek
also good luck with trying to date a guy whose daugher is your age

>>18494089
why do you think you're broken and need to be fixed? why do you want to fix it?

Are you not-so-good-looking and/or overweight?

Do you dress "weird" or act "funny" around those who are boyfriend material to you?

>>18494089
creeps/ex-cons can sense fear - that's the only reason they're interested in you, don't take it to heart

>>18493425
Where are you getting these statistics? That's just plain wrong

>>18493425
Wow I never thought I could become part of the 1% who said the American dream is dead? I did it baby

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>>18493425
Virginity is social construct.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40504076

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married

Try lowering your standards or curing your autism.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation