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How do you get shy people to open up?
From an outside non shy perspective it seems like passive aggressive when they don't respond like normal people do. Obviously that's wrong, I just don't know what you're supposed to do.
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Keep initiating convos with them until they open up. Talk about topics that interest them.
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>>18503491
This. Some people, like autists, aren't confident in their ability to tailor their behavior or "read the room" and just won't open up if they don't think they can carry on the conversation due to lack of interest.
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Hello /adv/ I could really use an outside perspective on this as I genuinely have no clue what I'm doing here. My friend's gf got me to hang out with her literal 10/10 friend for like 3 days in a row, and supposedly she has repeatedly asked about me and said she finds me cute/funny/yada yada to friend's gf. She got me to very begrudgingly download Snapchat, which is my first and only experience with social media. This was a few days ago, and after one fairly brief convo the night I got the app she has since seemed very unresponsive and will just stop replying very abruptly. I should mention that I am a 19 y/o KV (she hugged me the last time we hung out so there's no H anymore) and have absolutely zero experience with women. Additionally she has no idea about my autistic hobbies and traits. I really can not tell if she is just testing to see if I'm interested, or if now that we're separated by distance she has lost interest. In all honesty she could do so much better than myself due to her appearance so my guess is that she has gotten over the initial excitement of meeting someone different and has gone back to basking in her chad orbiters' attention. Any potential insight here /adv/, or am I just sperging out over nothing?
>pic unrelated
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You had 3 days to get with her and fucked up OP.
It's over, she was probably expecting you to make a move but by now realized how autistic you are since you didn't.
Your best bet now is to just stop hitting her up and try again sometime later, next time don't be a pussy and make a move when you have the chance.
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>>18503464
>testing
I alao just started dating someone cuter than me, IMO. You have to kiss her. Don't worry about fucking yet. But you need to kiss hern without asking. Next date hold her hand (again, don't ask; if she asks what you're doing tell her), and at the end of the date lean in and kiss her. She will be interested or not, but you'll know for sure. 4th date is late for a kiss.
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>>18503485
You're saying that in a span of 3 days she expected me to get to know her, leave an impression, and successfully woo her? oy fucking vey. I should also mention that it was a group setting with my friend his gf who tried to set us up if that affects anything
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Anybody know how to get a quarter out of your ass
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>>18503416
Stick three more up your ass and swallow a dollar.
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Find a jew and then bend over.
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>>18503416
Take a shit
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Protecting family interests.
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tldr: My baby sister (14) lost her virginity to a guy (17, about to turn 18). Guy is total slag, was also having sex with a few other girls while dating her. There's more but I'd rather not go into full detail. What's the maximum amount of damage I can do to him with minimal jail time. (Assuming 100% chance of them knowing it was me.)
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It'll take a while for me to think of the perfect revenge so I'll bump this for now
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Pro tip: make it so they don't know who it is.
Also, make sure he's 18 first, otherwise you'll get abuse of a minor and shit like that thrown in.
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>>18503394
you need to change your sister, not hurt this guy imo
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I feel like I can never be a man if I don't join the military. How do I get over this?
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>>18503362
Realize that most people join the military as a last resort. There's a lot of losers out there. I know a lot of them have pride in their accomplishments, but one can get just as much fulfillment out of a normal career without the added stress of military rigor.
Basically, you've been brainwashed.
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You are naturally inclined to kill yourself off for stupid reasons. Usually this isn't a trait that survives long enough to be passed down, but you made it.
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Stop being a pussy and join the military.
Get a 4 year contract and see how you like it.
If you make it back you can go for another contract after.
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A girl whom I like and who I thought was attracted to me says she'd never bang me due to me being 179 cm (about 5'10-5'11).
I was never insecure about my height until now, especially since I really like this girl (I've known her for a while). Is there something wrong with me?
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How tall is she?
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>>18503364
5'6
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>>18503357
No. She's just a cunt because (i) there's nothing "wrong" with your height, and (ii) only someone who is an asshole actually tells someone why they don't find them attractive enough to sleep with them.
Unless you were hounding her or something. Then you got what was coming to you.
Humanity is only good for technology and sex. (I might be a little biased about the sex part, since I'm not into interspecies stuff.) Is this realization going to cause problems in life? Could it have any benefits?
A potential benefit would be like, I could just become an ecology statistician or volunteer at a dog shelter if I want to help 'people.' I don't have to go to college for social work and figure out how humans' ridiculous minds work in order to help 'people'.
A human is usually more intelligent than the animals they torture and the other humans they subjugate, so where do they even get off crying and asking for help with most of what they do?
Inb4 some dumb white trash says "edgy" or something. I've steadily been moving towards this realization since the day I was born.
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>>18503270
>Humanity is only good for technology and sex
I bet you're good for neither
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>>18503283
Are you going to contribute or just say petty stupid shit?
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>>18503287
You've obviously made up your mind on being a piece of shit so I'm choosing to mock you in hopes that you'll realize what a tool you're being.
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My girlfriend and I normaly talk every day but we went outside a few days with some of our friends and we haven't talked much since then. She told me she has problems and that she hasn't slept well lately. 3 days have past, we haven't said a word to each other. Normally it's her who always starts the conversation too. Just out of curiousity, 3 days ago i also asked her "wanna go outside some day maybe, just you and me?" and she said that maybe if she gets better we'll go outside. The thing is, she's been going outside with one of her friends these last few days.
Now I'm pissed because how can she go outside with her friends but not with me? But there's the other side telling me "don't worry, leave her some more space, she should start talking too you pretty soon, right? maybe she just doesn't want to see you right now but maybe she will some other day? you're being too clingy and too needy, stop that (but she always starts the conversations and she always says how annoying she must be)."
I'm really pissed and somewhat depressed too, I can't fucking think straight now
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>>18503238
Here's a really bizarre, off-the-wall idea -
Why not call or visit her and say "Hi"?
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>>18503282
I kind of want her to text me first or visit me or call me
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>>18503336
So sit there and suffer, knowing that you are choosing that option.
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how do you deal with a partner's extremely high libido?
my bf has an insanely high sex drive. in his own words, he would need sex more than 5 times a day to not crave more. fapping doesn't help.
he has no hormonal issues, we got that checked, it also doesn't seem to be a psychological issue, we tracked how often a day he got horny and WHY and the reasons are pretty straight forward and "healthy". (like us talking about something unrelated like pregnancy, which led to him imagine us having sex whilst i'm pregnant.)
my physical limit is once a day. more and i get sore even if we use lots of lube and i'm propperly aroused. something else than piv doesn't cut it either (bj, hj, anal). he also said he would never want to have sex with other girls (and i wouldn't really approve of that, either) and that he just has a huge need to fuck me, not somebody else.
i asked him to observe if he feels satisfied right after we had sex, to determine if the issue is that he doesn't find the sexual experience/orgasm satisfying enough, but he said he feels very satified, it just doesn't last very long.
i told him that i have no problem with his high libido per se, but that i have to keep inside my physical limitations. he agrees with that, but he tells me that it bothers him that he is horny so often. that it gets in the way of him doing other stuff or being able to just be around me without wanting to fuck me. so it is an issue. we just don't know what to do about it.
do you have any ideas adv?
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>fapping doesn't help.
Bull fucking shit. Tell him to get a flashlight, or a hobby. If just talking about pregnancy is enough to get him horny he definitely has some kind of psychological obsession, most likely from doing nothing all day.
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>my physical limit is once a day. more and i get sore even if we use lots of lube and i'm propperly aroused
Maybe try to have more gentle sex? If you can only physically stand to have sex once a day, something isn't right. Do you have a shallow vagina? Does he have a freakishly big dick? Is he pounding your cervix every time or something?
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>something else than piv doesn't cut it either (bj, hj, anal)
So he really WON'T accept a blowjob in place of sex with you? I have never heard of a horny guy turning down blowjobs. This sounds really weird
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Unfortunately I am in your boyfriend's shoes and it's very frustrating. I just want to bang all the time but my partner is usually so tired from work that I only get it MAYBE once a week or every 10 days and I wish it would feel like enough to me but it doesn't. I try and masturbate too to get rid of the urge but it kind of only ends up making me sad cause I want the real deal.
>totally in love with someone
>can't jack off to their pics
what is wrong with me?
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maybe they aren't attractive in the right way
i dated a girl for 3 years that i couldn't get off to
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you care more for them as a person than them as a sex object. congrats on not behaving like a 13yo anymore.
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>>18503180
I think they're beautiful, though. I can get hard, but when it comes time to get down to business, I can't get it out. No issue when I try with porn or pictures of people I don't care about.
Is Florida a good place to live? I've been thinking of just buying or renting out a beach house there and just living there. I love going there on vacation, but I dont know if its worth it to live ther
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No state tax
No hard water
Plenty of space
Low sales tax
I even miss the heat at times
Where in FL do you want to live?
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There is a colony of feral macaques living down there that carry a deadly strain of herpes.
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>>18503110
I lived there for six years. I moved because of a job, but I'd move back in a heartbeat if I found a job in central to southern Florida or anywhere on the east coat. Cost of living is low, and I could actually afford to buy a house there as opposed to SoCal.
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my bf takes advice from the most idiotic sources and takes it serious.
today he was doing the dishes and i told him to let it be, since i'll be doing it in a few minutes (he had to go to work and i don't have to work today, so i found it only fair that i would do it). he kept doing the dishes and i asked him why. his answer was that he "has read that women who have partners who help with chores are less likely to cheat". i laughed until i realized he was serious. so i asked him how tf he comes to such conclusions. he then told me he had read an article on BUZZFEED, that claimed correlations between helping with chores and cheating. when he mentioned buzzfeed, i laughed again and told him that we surely won't take relationship advice from fat single sjw liberal cat ladies who blame their whorish behaviour on their partner "not doing enough chores".
i told him to never go to that website again, but i know that he has swallowed a lot of such idiotic "relationship knowledge" and sometimes it bubbles up. how can i help him learn to check the sources for his informations better? this is simply ridiculous...
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>>18503104
I don't think you can cure his retardation.
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I mean, the sentiment doesnt sound horribly wrong? That a partner who does their fair share of labor is more likely to care about their partner and cheating requires the opposite.
But he does sound like an idiot if he can't handle context. I dunno, I don't think this is something you can fix.
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you have to continuously trick him until he trusts nothing
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My wife is trying to convince me to go to a large music festival with her, and the other day she showed me this post and tried to use this argument.
I honestly can't think of anything I would hate more than attending one of these, and even if I do it to be with her I'm going to be miserable the whole time and at best wearing a fake smile through the whole thing. I don't see how doing something which I hate is going to bring use closer together, in fact I kind of already resent her trying to get me to go when she knows it's not something I am into at all. To me it kind of makes her selfish.
I have no issue with her going, and she has friends that she can go with, there is no reason at all for me to attend. Please, help me out here. Am I just loosing the plot and is Amell right? Honestly it seems more like he ended up liking it, not just because his wife did. That won't be the case with me.
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Just pop an eccie when you're there you retard, that's how you enjoy festivals.
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Why are you so against it? Do you hate all the artists performing? Are you afraid of large groups of people? Have you already gone to a similar thing and hated the experience? Do you just always hate doing new things so your wife is getting bored with you?
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Would you rather she go without you and gets fucked by some guy?
You have to make sacrifices in a marriage because it's not just you anyone, it's the both of you. You're either immature, inexperienced or just selfish.
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Why can't I fall inlove
Highschool is ending and I never had a real boyfriend. When someone starts being interested in me I feel uncomfortable even if I used to like them. I'm going to be a cat lady
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idfk, there are billions of guys in the world, maybe you're destined to be alone like me.
You're probably underage too so what do you expect
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You're in high school? You're fuckin fine, don't worry about it
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>>18502942
hey anon, what year are you in?
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Anxiety about Girl's Past
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/adv/, do girls ever think of previous partners during a new relationship? I ask because there's this girl who's obviously into me (sends me texts like "you're very attractive" and constantly asks to hang out), but I have a huge mental block before I decide to take the next step. And that mental block is all her previous boyfriends/partners. I'm so afraid I won't stack up to them both romantically, sexually, or really in any category. I feel like my mediocre 15cm dick will be nothing to her, just because logically from all the guys I've known she's been with a few will have been bigger and more skilled in bed than me. Or that any experiences we have together will be meaningless to her because she's already gone through so many relationships. The only other girl I've been with was a virgin, so I have no idea how a sexually experienced girl would react to any of this. Or has my mind just been poisoned by the /r9k/ and /pol/ memes about "roasties" and "used goods"?
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>>18502937
1. that shit will rot the relationship, especially the part where you think your dick is too small
2. roasties and used goods are a thing and you should worry about HER and not YOU in that regard
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>>18502937
>she's already gone through so many relationships
Wow OP, she's the damaged goods not you
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