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>>18514350
Seems like bate. But don't let your mom kill your grandmother.

>>18514376
How? Report her or find a way to prevent her from getting rat poison?

>>18514382
Or you could talk some sense into her. She would be committing homicide if she did that. Perhaps you could tell another family member to help you out.

Reporting her might fuck your family up but if it's the only way to stop it you probably should. Better than having your mother go to prison should she get caught.

>>18514247
Sorry, but holy shit, this pic made me bust in under a minute.

>>18514254
Name's Striderscribe. Kind of chubby, but has a very pretty face. Or maybe not. Makeup is fucking insane.

>>18514247

Man up.

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>Is it wrong or weird to talk to someone ten years my senior that I don't really know over the internet?
Not necessari--
>We generally talk about cross dressing
RED ALERT

ABORT ABORT

>>18514246
Assuming you're old enough to be on this site, no.

>>18514246

when iw as 14 i had a friend who was 13. she got grounded because her mom caught her talking to an older guy online.

she played it off like it was no big deal, but it was pretty depraved stuff. she was cybering the older man and hed say stuff 'would you let me and 50 of my biker friends gangbang your ass?' and she was into it. any mother would be concerned.

>>18514199
Are you able to go to college?

No. Slave away years? Bad idea.

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Depends what you want to do.

I know a lot of people who join the Air Force or Navy as mechanics, then get discharged to work as civilians for mechanics for airplanes and make a shitload of money.

As far as like joining the Marines or Army? It seems pretty stupid if you ask me. You have to be in those services for a number of years before you're able to reap any of the benefits (I.E. the military paying for your college, and even then it's extremely restrictive). You can get GI bills and extra pay from being in the reserves or whatever, but I'm pretty sure there's lots of requirements you have to fulfill. Everyone I've known that's been in the reserves ends up leaving and advises everyone else to not even bother.

You'll be surrounded by predominantly all the dredges of society who weren't smart enough to find a better path in life. Not shitting on the entire military. That's lots of competent, extremely intelligent people in the service, but there's also A LOT of dumb fucks.


My advise to you OP would be to figure out what exactly it is you want to do in life and if you think the military would be able to assist you in doing that.

>>18514168
Look up a script generator it can give some funny results. Also why didn't he give you more direction?

>>18514172
He's not very imaginative I guess. Although he DID mention this in his Buyer Request, but I'm a desperate man so I had to do it.

A few days ago I got stoned as hell and written down this idea and saved as shitty Seth Rogen movieplot.txt

A stoner couple, chilling out in need for $ for dope.
The money they have are needed for rent and food.
They decide to look up to donate blood but decide their THC levels are too high. So they get declined.
So instead, she donates egg cells and he sperm.

Years later, after they broke up after their intense relationship a kid finds out his parents arent actually his biological ones.
He looks up his real parents and BOOM somehow the clinic just took the two newest donations and the two have a kid actually.

be confident
yes

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>>18514129
>Be confident
STOP
*inhales air*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18514126
>>18514139
Dumb Frogfeels poster.

"Hey honey, I'm really sorry about before. I didn't mean to make you upset and I feel really bad."

Then take her out to eat and drink, come home, fuck, go to sleep.

Done.

>>18514037
"What do I do to apologize properly?"
do you want this relationship to end?
Don't apologise and don't be a bitch next time and maybe she wont do this shit to you

Just fight her physically

>>18514022
Revenge porn, it's illegal AFAIK; call the cops and have him arrested

why do you think that using X and Y is less confusing? you could literally say 'my friend' and 'her ex'.

Calling the police isn't an option, since he lives in Germany, with only the occasional visit down here when he was dating her. I know she was underage at the time of the pictures being taken, but I have no idea on how to report him without getting her family involved (which is a whole different story as to why that would be a bad thing)

pls reply
how long does it take anyway? No one has experience with this?

>>18514008

Happened to me as well, even though it started even earlier. Basically you can either shave it/get a very short buzzcut or take propecia, but effects may vary depending on the individual, it should slow the balding process down though even in the worst cases.

I'm receding at the corners but not balding on top yet, 21 years old. I just keep it cropped short or buzz it all off occasionally, it's not a big deal unless you make it into one. Fuck treatment.

>>18513967
Shes gonna hate you

>>18513967

i dont think it needs to be a 'confession' unless by 'lead her to believe' you mean 'i blatantly lied'.

as a general rule i just downplay how much i make and then when i start to open up about my money i do so through action, not through words.

Good move on you though OP, I'm poor as fuck but I would have done the same as you if I were wealthy

Some women are spoiled entitled whores who will seek you out for your money/status, BESIDES, your income is a private matter and shouldn't be the business of somebody who you have been dating for 6 months. It's not important unless you have shared finances

>>18513910

Join some kind of activity. A class, a sport, a game night, volunteer work, etc. Do stuff with people.

>>18513917
Game night is basically my objective here, how would I get into that?

been struggling with this for years now, i'm 26

>>18513917
i already did those and people just have their own little groups within these groups so no one really accepted me as a frequent friend

why does she talk to him?

she wants to absorb the validation he offers on a regular basis

my gf also allows her beta orbiters to stick around

it's probably not healthy but i think it's to be expected

>>18513889
She likes his company

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Hurr durr how do I talk to girls durr? Shut the fuck up, betafags think girls are a different species

>>18513812
Any thread where OP is being cucked, lead on, or otherwise mistreated and OP refuses to listen to reason and keeps pushing for people to say what they want. I "nope" out instantly.

I go back and forth. but general 'how do i get womenz' threads are the worst for me. sometimes ill copy paste one of my older posts but what upsets me about them isn't the repetition so much as the OPs insistence that none of the advice would ever work and that everyone who is dating has just found some magical alternate route.

You're fucking young, just enjoy life. If you dont want to be alone then get out and go meet people (school, work, etc.).

>>18513790

Twenty two was a lifetime ago. And at that age, I had trouble keeping a girl around. When I got to 26, girls started throwing themselves at me so fast I didn't know what to do with them all.

I've met three girls who are wife material this week who are interested in me.

So! Forget about this sad emotion you're having, and enjoy the fuck out of your 20's. Life will work out. ;)

>>18513859
As a man your SMV increases with age, mine is dropping all the time!
I can't bear the thought of the next birthday...

>>18513754
it might be death grip, happens to a lot of guys, when they masturbate they grip their dick too hard and they get conditioned to it so that's the only way they can cum

google it, there are solutions for it, but the main gist is that you have to change the way you fap

>>18513818

Once I saw how hurt she was about not pleasuring me I decided to cut off porn + masturbation, hopefully that helps

But I don't know what to do about her sudden tightness and pain, any ideas?

>>18513865
well talk to her, tell her you are here for her and she can talk to you about the rape if/when she feels like it, tell her she can trust you etc, just be there for her