I lost my 500$ Phone and now I don't know what to tell my parents, what do?
>>18514767
Was it an iPhone? If so, you deserve it
Tell them you lost it. You fucking pussy.
>>18514767
This site is for over 18 year olds.
Think i'm overreacting here?
I have a date tomorrow and for the past week, she's been acting really interested. Initiating our conversations, saying good morning and good night, asking lots of questions. Then yesterday she slowed down. Now she won't continue texting unless i ask her something.
We've texted a lot, and i think it's probably a good idea to cool it, but since it's coming from her end i'm a bit concerned that she might flake tomorrow, or maybe she's talking to someone else now, she'll still go with me, but just for the hell of it, not out of interest.
I get worried when girls get quiet on me with the texting because from my experience, it usually means they're checked out.
To be quite honest, it's hard to picture what goes on in someone's mind. I mean some people just have a lot of time some days, and other times they do not.
If anything, I would try setting up something to do with her, especially with no pressure, like hanging out to get coffee or something. That way you get to see if they are interested.
To be honest, texting is hard to spot if someone likes you or not over text as there is no commitment to hold a conversation. Unlike talking, texting isn't too engaging. Hell, I've dated chicks which were into me which would never text and when I broke up with one girl who thought I wasn't into her she said she thought.
>Everything was fine
So, try to engage with her and see if she digs you while you two are together, rather than a phone.
>>18514719
If I like a guy and am initiating 90% of the time, I usually back off after a while out of fear I'm being clingy/annoying or coming on way too strong. I figure that if the guy is just as interested as me, he'll make an effort.
>>18514813
But i don't want to appear clingy too.
How do I avoid this on Tinder or OKC? I can carry on a conversation in real life, my problem is literally just with messaging first. I go autistic and can't think of anything to say.
I usually try to base a question on something in the person's bio, but that doesn't seem to be a surefire strategy.
Should I just go full Eric Andre and start messaging girls "I want you to fuck my wife" until I get a reaction?
Do I need to bump this
>>18514671
I'll give you my opener if you promise not to share it with anyone OP (can't let this gold out).
It's: "guess how many cups of coffee the entire world drinks a year"?
This usually draws em in well, and they enjoy finding out the answer
>>18514803
What's the answer
Does anyone know if you can get in legal trouble for sending a glitter bomb or a bag of gummy dicks to your former employer?
Of they can't track it back to you (though they may know you sent it cause you hate them) they can't do anything. This would waste courtroom time to take legal action of sending something. You could also send them a box of elephant shit. Google it
>>18514640
Why would you waste your time with such petty stuff? Havent they wasted enough of your time already?
Move on with your life.
>>18514640
Fuck this guy >>18514698 just do it OP, give'em the gummy dick.
What's the best way to get a cosplaying girlfriend? Any particular dating apps or websites? Any advice for how to approach cosplay at cons?
>>18514596
Are you an ugly geek/nerd with dead-personality?
If you are, then you have no chance. The market has been flooded by normies and standards have risen by a lot.
Also the ugly duckling syndrome is so much more apparent in nerd/geek communities.
The best way I always felt was to bring up thier cosplay, all the girls at cons love being complimented about something they put so much work in to. Just say like "oh I like x about your cosplay" or something, just be genuine. Even if you don't know the character just be like "ive been trying to figure out who your cosplaying as and I have no idea" you get the idea dude, be warned though, cosplay chicks, imo, are either insanely chill and cool or are attention whores. My advice is go for the conservative or cute ones for a qt gf, and the slutty ones that are half naked for a one night stand
Conventions.
There's this woman who likes me and we once got drunk one night and ended up kissing but now I regret it and want tell her I'm not interested. How should I do it? I feel like texting her is a little disrespecful but I don't know how to meet her face to face to do it.
Scumbag
Why do you have to do anything. Pretend like nothing happened.
>>18514578
This.
So I got invited to go hiking with a qt3.14 and her friends after she announced on Facebook that she's recently single (I wasn't even aware she had a boyfriend). We've only met a handful of times prior to this, but details:
>7-8/10
>met at a club on campus and exchanged facebooks
>one of the nicest people you'll meet
>friendly, warm, and inviting
>also serene, laid back, and unassuming
>easy to talk to
>gets along well with me
>asian (because that sadly matters to some of you)
>no interest in politics or anything of the such (tl;dr: no feminism, libshit, conservative, or even alt-right or libertarian leanings)
>surprising sense of humour, considering how quiet and docile she is until you talk to her
So I guess my question is: give up now?
>>18514486
Your question doesnt make sence.
You either want to go or dont want to go. Easy as that. But i bet you want her in more than friendly manner. In that case go and after the event simply ask her on date. Dont forget to get her number while on that trip.
Liked the "trip"
OH SHIT!!! I also forgot to mention some details.
When we first met at club in college this year, for a while I would catch her staring at me from across the room a few times (for which she would try to play it off if I notice) before I finally talked to her. But for the rest of the year, we only bumped into each other a few times and had conversations that often would last only minutes. Very nice person, though.
So my toilet has been clogged since yesterday, any suggestions?
>>18514177
Dump a bucket of hot water/soap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q
Do what this lady does
Hello friends. Wondering if anyone here has completed an online program with Full Sail and whether it was worth it for you? Were you able to find employment? Did any employers look down upon your degree?
I am considering their online web design program.
Dont. All the courses are basically "read this ebook and teach yourself". You're basically paying to be graded because the teachers barely interact with the students. Once a week we had a 'conference' where the teacher would use a video platform and cover what we were learning in the book, while rarely involving the students in the lesson. You're better off teaching yourself because their 'curriculum' is just reading a bunch of ebooks while they rake in the cash and you put yourself into debt.
>>18514149
I think you would be better off teaching yourself OP. Make sure to create a portfolio of your work so you have something to show employers au lieu de a degree.
Fuck no
Hey /adv/. I became friends with this girl about a year ago and we've been pretty good friends. We hang out a lot and she's currently away in her home country but, recently, she's been getting weird on me.
I don't know if it's her missing her friends here or whatever but she admitted she has some kind of "ulterior motives" she wants me to find out. All she wants me to do is hang out and talk to her more. That's all I have to do to find out what she's apparently planning.
Am I gonna die? Does she want me? I doubt the second since she's been in a relationship for long time. So uhhh... help?
>>18513824
she wants sex.
>>18513905
You sure?
Op she needs the good dick
My mother committed suicide and it's fallen on me to decide my sister's fate because none of my other family wants her or wants to help me. My mother made a lot of bad decisions so neither I nor my sister have ever had our real father in our lives, basically we're on our own.
I'm 27, my sister is 3. I've never raised a child before, I have no experience in it, I know nothing, I have no help, I'm me. Financially I do well, I'm just one guy and I make 70k a year and I've never had financial troubles. My aunts say I'm stupid and my sister is not my problem and I shouldn't feel obligated towards her, since she's so young she can get probably get adopted easily, my mom was an adult and her problems are not mine. My friends are also advising me against this. It seems like everybody wants me to give to give her up and live my own life.
I don't know what to do really. I get what everybody is saying but I can't help but not want to let my little sister go. She's my family just the same. Am I in over my head? Do you think I should give her up?
>>18511915
Raising a kid on your own is a massive commitment, but obviously people manage it all the time. If you do take her on can you count on other family to help? Who will look after her when you're at work?
>>18511928
No, they aren't going to help me. They refuse.
I'll probably have to resort to day care if I do it.
Yikes.
Just keep in mind you will effectively become a single father. This has all the same costs: a smaller dating pool (the women who are interested will be single mothers too), loss of freedom, no reliable partner to take care of the child while you're working.
I honestly think you're better off trying to get your sister adopted. Please look into a private adoption before placing her with the state, though.
Can I ask a question? Why am I suddenly taking interest in a guy I know? My while life I've been straight, I still find girls more attractive, but this one guy is just really cool. I don't find him attractive but hes not ass ugly. I just really like him, not his looks, just him. I've always been against gays and all that but what the heck, I actually love a guy I think. What should I do???
>>18518587
Is he gay? If so, suck his dick. If not, go to your room and jack off purely to the thoughts of him. If you can't get off of this, then you are not gay.
Hate queers less because you are one and nothing else because you'd be a shitty boyfriend and bad at gay sex.
It just sounds like normal admiration. Maybe you are a repressed gay and this is your way of coming out to yourself? I don't know senpai
How can I break up with an overly sensitive internet girlfriend that I have no future with? I can't stand our "relationship" anymore, she's constantly trying to talk or chat with me, I can't breath anymore. I found myself lying to her about being somewhere where I'm not or actually going out to anywhere for a while to have an excuse to not be home and have to spend time with her. That's when I realized this shit can't go anymore.
Note that I do believe that she truly loves me and will truly be hurt if I dump her, so I'm looking for an advice to do it in the most humane way possible. I don't want to hurt her at all if possible, but I know that's not realistic.
Shameless first bump please
>>18518532
Just ghost bruh. It's not like she can drive over.
Tell her that you cheated on her.
chose this as my first child's name was gonna be Salem if female and Gotham if a boy what do yous think? yes. no. maybe and why?
>>18518027
No. Fuck no. I believe you get your ass kicked for naming your child that.
but what about?
>>18518027
Horrible, something a fedora manchild would choose.
I am terribly depressed because of my life decisions, my crush and a lack of friends. I need to talk to someone, I need someone to hear me out, but nobody gives a shit about me. Every time I try to confess to anyone, they don't give a fuck. Either they ignore me or they think I am just joking. I fear I am not going to be able to keep all my problems only inside my head, I fear I will kill myself, or kill someone else.
What's going on man? You can tell me.
>>18518030
I fell in love with a girl 4 years ago and never had balls to tell her. Finally after all these years she notices me and we start hanging out with each other, I wanted to tell her already, but couple seconds before I wanted to, she told me about her boyfriend. This hit me hard and I can't get over it, I cannot sleep at night, I can't think about anything else but her.
About my friends, I don't have any, they're all just a bunch of fake faggots who mock me for everything I do and believe in. I hate almost everyone I know for mocking me for all these years altough I did nothing bad to them.
I'd love to make real friends but I can't because of my social anxiety. I can't even leave my room without being scared of all the people staring at me because how I look, or how I dress.
Holy fuck are you me? I can relate to this on a spiritual level.