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My bad. Was hungry

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>>18515475

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Spider maybe

>>18515453
You should have just hugged her. You made the quota for >moves that day already. You just pushed it alittle there. Don't over think it. If she's upset about it later just apologize and move one.

>>18515473
ugh I fucking hate going back into the dating game after 4 years. So many fucking games to play.

any advice on what i should do? I think i creeped her out, i wish she would of just said im not into you like that or something

tell her before you fuck her. try to lose your virginity to another virgin, though it's hard these days because women are whores.

>>18515216
Tell her before hand. Because she will know you are a virgin if you don't
or she'll think your shit in bed.

>>18515216
Before, always. If you don't she'll realize it anyways mid sex.
At least you can get her to guide you and try to have a good time.

>>18515199
ITS YOUR PARENTS THEY ARE THE SOURCE OF YOU PAIN. they shaped and reacted to you in such away you felt the need to constantly question yourself and the depression comes from a lack of control in your life. They feed off of you anon. There emotion vampires.

>>18515212
is this coming from personal experience? but yeah im most ill when im home definitely bc of my parents

>>18515212
& what the heck can i do about it anyway like i cant just wallow in pity that my parents suck but im not gonna get them to change

>>18515140
I would love to go back in time right after my mom was born and brutally murder my grandmother. Make a skin suit, the whole fucking shibang.

I asked my crush out via text. Still no reply, my hopes are below zero. Please wish me luck (no need to post here)

I love my child more than anything but man, I fucking hate being a parent.

>>18515130
Run nigga or become a prostitute in Nashville

Camp your way across the states living off the land until you can set up a base camp. Get job, get apartment, boom.

what state is this? why is it boring

who are you suing and why?

>capcha: court tandoori

>>18515127
Girl I was making moves on. Blew up in my face. But now she's crossing the line.

>>18515138
I'm a guy, and I hate women because they're terrible things, but that sounds pathetic as fuck. Give more details.

>>18515111
You need to find a balance. Be crazy and fun but also set some ground rules for quite time. Or just find stable people.

>>18515111
if she's not bored of that bullshit by now, it's probably a good sign. everyone gets bored with that shit eventually. as a man, your actions and behaviors set the course of the relationship, so you simply should stop engaging in those behaviors. don't feel the need to do it just because she does; that's weak behavior. be the leader in the relationship and guide it towards maturity by responding more maturely. she will either follow suit, which means you're golden, or she'll not, which means she can't grow with the relationship and it's time to reconsider your choice.

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>>18515111

>P.S. 2 "Just talk to your gf" and "find the middlegrund" are not the answers I am looking for.

Approaching a problem by immediately being opposed to solutions you don't like is a dumb mistake. You're not putting enough stock into simplicity.

The reason most relationships fail is lack of communication. Sitting down and having an honest conversation solves more relationship problems than any other technique. Regardless of whether or not its the answer you're looking for, its still the answer.

>P.S. I ve been with bitch face serious women. It's not working for me.

I don't know what you mean. Every person has the capacity to be in a bitchy mood. Also, judging by reading your post I don't think you're in a position to criticize other people for their issues. Having issues does not disqualify you from being able to have a good relationship. Everyone has issues, including you. Again, honestly communicating about these issues is typically how to come to terms with them in a relationship.

>How do you make your relationship grow out of this phase? Any experiences?

The honeymoon phase is not a relationship. Kissing and holding hands and being passionate is not commitment, its just hormones and urges. Anyone can flirt their way through 6 months of a relationship. That isn't hard. Eventually passion will fade and you'll see the best and worst sides of this person and you'll have to accept them for all their faults. That is the hard part.

You need to stop trading relationships in when the "new girlfriend" smell wears off and start realizing that long term relationships aren't all rainbows and unicorns forever. Long term relationships are hard work. Hard work includes talking to your girlfriend about your relationship and your issues and finding middle grounds. It doesn't matter if that isn't what you want to hear. Its the truth.

>>18515039
Ask yourself this "what do I want to accomplish in this life, the one thing that I feel must be done"

>>18515146
The only thing that I really want beyond what I have is that I want to find a nice woman and start a family. I don't think that's as simple as say "start a business".

There's no first step to take, all I can do is hope for the best.

>>18515151
Hope? Shit doesn't run on the power on hope. Get out there and find a women you can have children with. Nothing's going to come to you. If you really want that then you will do anything to attain it. Don't fuck around dude you got one life. And time ain't going any slower.

Bump

and apologies for grammar btw

Nothing and i mean nothing will convince them other than action on your part. Go to school and work on your passion and if you end up making a living doing whatever it is, good for you.

Until you start actively working towards your future, everything you're saying about dropping out of school just sounds like laziness.

>>18515244
damn, alright man.

i know it will come back to fuck me up when they realize how much money i made them spend by failing courses. that's what i really fear.

>>18515014
Hire a whore and fuck her brains out.

>>18515014
kill myself probably

>>18515014
Lift and get a haircut

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>>18514966
Call the police

>>18514966
This >>18514970
Alternatively, you could burn whatever the fuck they're plugging into your outlet

>>18514966
holy shit, white people live like that?
how inbred are you?

With the exception of starting a business like Wendy's or Apple to get a "real job" you need to provide a skill that's valuable to someone.

So you could go to trade school and become a plumber or electrician

Or go to college get a degree and get your foot in the door.

You're compensated for the amount of value you bring to the table. If you have no skill then you work minimum wage.

>>18514981
I figured the majority of jobs you learn what to do at the job?

>>18514988

Yes you will always learn on the job; however, that said you need to first prove you know something or have some skill.

The only other thing I can think of is you could try to start low on the ladder somewhere and work your way into management, but I think you'd be far better off trying to garner some type of skill or college degree. I know college is fucking expensive these days so if that's not for you at least try to find something you think you could at least tolerate. For example maybe you could look into getting a CDL licence and do truck driving.

Anything is possible, you might be able to get a decent job, but being a realist I think you would be better suited in trying to further your education/skills in something. A high school diploma is just not going to cut it at this point.

>>18514889
>her number is on the schedule, should I text her out of no where
Boi you need help

>>18514889
talk to her autist

>>18514899
Yes, that's why I'm on the advice board.

No. I went back to school when I was 27, because it was the only way I could buy access to a lot of new opportunities that I would not have had without the benefit of the degree and human networks.

>>18515000
What did you go back for? Your response is very helpful and comforting. Also, how did you go about it? Start at a community college?

what are you planning to study? and no it's not too late, you will be working for at least another 30 years