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About the only thing that turns me on is imagining dressing up as a grill and getting fucked roughly. But I have no dysphoria and this wanting to be a girl thing is purely sexual.
I'm in a struggle to decide whether I should actually get fucked or not. I'm scared of the psychological chances it may induce. Can anyone share their stories of being fucked while dressing up and how their minds changed afterwards.
I still want to one day have a gf. I sometimes can get it hard for a girl (doesn't stay hard very long) but I fall in love exclusively with women. And if I would feel too much like a faggot after being fucked I'd never be able to maintain the confidence I have now to get a gf.
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>>18699074
I asked this question on the fag board too and I copied it from there.
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Potentially Fucked My Employment
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> work in a call center
> Made a tweet yesterday which was along lines of "if u phone my work(named the company) please don't speak to me and if you do don't be a (and I quote) cement head
> boss phones today saying I am temporarily suspended pending investigation
what do? thinking of writing letter of apology or emailing a friend who is a manager for advice? please /adv/
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>>18699016
Most companies have pretty strict social media policies. Sounds like you're probably fucked.
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>>18699016
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
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hello (Brit) /adv/
In between college ATM, looking for a job in the UK (mostly anything, just want to work), and have a place to stay, work and travel, earn some money.
Where do I start, got any tips? Want to go to London, but I know it's very expensive there.
Been using http://www.londonjobs.co.uk/ in my search, got any useful pages where to job hunt?
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I try to increase my confidence but I'm introverted,shy, but also.. unafraid.? I can say whatever I want and mimic others behaviour pattern in a instant. I'm a fast learner and I believe in myself. But I'm still not a developed person since I don't know who I want to be. Being around people is really energy taking for me. My teacher said; who do you want to be, and strive for it.
TL:DR I believe in myself and I'm couragous but i'm still an awkward nervy fuck
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>>18698965
What are you afraid of OP?
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>>18699039
existensial dread. ( Getting GF, marry,kids,work a soul diminishing job ) if that happens it will cause me to think less and work more and eventually I'll become a cultural normie like the rest of earth. My identity will be lost but at the same time. I fully don't know who I am.. since I'm still studying.. I want to get off this career ladder and just want to focus on myself.
My brain gets into this mode when I start talking to people and all forms of life is just hollow.
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>>18699039
I'm also feared of not getting liked. I don't care what others think of me but I want people to laugh.
The thing is that can't joke about anything these days without getting socially lynched.
if I for example would make a religious joke it's considered offensive and I find that lame.
all other normie joke, I don't consider them as "good jokes" and a waste of time.
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how do i get over the fact that i almost got a prison sentence and lost £1500 due to sheer laziness?
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>>18698937
Kick yourself hard in the nether regions and vow to never be so stupid again. It's called learning from experience.
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>>18698937
What did you do?
Also that's a romanian car.
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So I moved out early before my lease was up because my ex roommate was doing hard drugs and used my credit card with out asking. Now he hasn't paid rent and I can see online there is a lawsuit against both of us. He hasn't notified me of this and I wasn't served papers. What should I do?
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>>18698806
Shouldn't have consigned a lease with a degenerate. If I were you though I'd get evidence of his drug abuse and say pay your rent and leave or you're going to prison for theft and drug abuse. Unless you want to salvage your friendship. Which I would advise against.
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>>18698877
Pretty much this, fuck that scumbag. You still have keys to the place? Still have a few things there? Just pop in one day when you know he'll be there, if he's not already evicted, and take your phone. Tell him you're trying to get someone to sub-lease the apartment or some bullshit excuse if you got nothing left there, going to put it on craigslist etc. Snap some convenient pictures with him in the frame. If he's doing hard drugs he's going to look all fucked up. If you can, snap some pictures of his bedroom/living room/somwhere he'd have his drugs. Wait a day, call him up, say you just found out about this lawsuit shit and can't lease the apartment to anyone until it's resolved. Bring up the pictures. Go from there, like the other anon said. Would also help if you have some mutual friends who are not shitbags who can attest to the guy doing these hard drugs.
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>>18698806
You're up the creek lease-wise. Unless the lease specifically stated otherwise you are each individually liable for the full rent for the full length of the lease. So if they can't collect from him, they can come after you for the whole amount. You'd have to pay it and then sue him for his half.
Talk to the landlord. They MIGHT be willing to hold you responsible for only your half. That's about the best you can hope for.
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Advice on how to not be a mouthbreathing faggot?
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Breath through your nose.
Stop sucking cock.
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>>18698805
look for mewing threads on /fit/
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Fix your world in small steps
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Qm8I2cCAE
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Am I missing something guys?
So I've been doing some deep thinking about my thoughts on romantic relationships, and I think I've come to the conclusion that there's really no point to being in one? I dunno, it seems like the only thing a romantic relationship has over friendship is sex, but since porn is free and I can jack it whenever, I couldn't really give two shits about sex. And then there's the actual process of dating, which is basically some [s]Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor[/s] hardcore gambling shit (gambling that she is attracted to you as well, gambling that you can get her to go out with you, gambling that the first date actually goes well, etc.), and I'm not really into gambling. Not to mention all of the stupid games that come along with relationships (if you don't know what I'm referring to, just read some f the stupid shit on this board). So essentially it's me doing something I don't like (dating, relationships, and all the stupid games they entail) for something I don't care about (sex). That seems really dumb. Like I have good relations with friends and family, so lonliness isn't really a problem. But it feels like it can't be that simple? Surely hundreds of thousands of people wouldn't play these stupid games for such stupid prizes? Am I missing something??
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>>18698778
And BBcode doesn't work on the mongolian basket weaving forum. Lesson learned.
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>>18698778
Nope. You're one of the enlightened people in the world op. Pity those men who spend their entire lives suffering slaving away just to stick their dick in a warm hole.
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>>18698815
Wow. That's really sad and depressing . . .
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hello /adv/, there's a cute girl in one of my courses who i'd like to get to know. she's into nerd shit, and i'm going to a nerd shit-related event on our campus in a couple days.
would it be a good approach to just ask if she's interested in checking it out with me? she seems nice, but i haven't had an opportunity to talk to her because it's a foreign language course conducted in that language.
please excuse my retardation. i've never dated, but i ended up in a pretty unhealthy long-term relationship with a borderline girl, and it's made approaching and opening up to people much more difficult.
i appreciate any reassurance or advice
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if there's one thing i hate about being approached by strangers, is that they put it on too heavy and it feels borderline creepy
you sort of think, 'oh, okay, it's this again'
worst scenario she says no and has a couple giggles with her friends, but you would've given it a shot and that's a lot more than most people
good luck!
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>>18698762
>ask if she's interested in checking it out with me?
Yes, and exactly like that!
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>>18698773
>friends
i'm safe there. none of us know each other well.
this is what i'm worried about. when i'm nervous, i tend to (like a lot of people) overexplain or rationalize what it is i'm saying. i'm guessing i just keep it simple like >>18698779 said?
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Hey guys. So I am a sophomore in high school and I am a pretty average student, mainly B's usually a C or two (science/math). But my goal is to get to CSU for college and it's something I've been wanting for a long time. But I have a growing concern that me being accepted might be a little more distant then anticipated. I recently read that majority of accepted applicants had an average grade of a B+ or higher and that any grades below that were a stretch. That really worries me. Anybody have any idea how true this is and therefore could maybe help? Thank you for reading this.
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Honestly, if you're struggling to get a B+ in high school where they spoonfeed you what you need to know, you're not going to do that well in college where you have to take responsibility for your learning
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>>18698744
Colorado State University has an acceptance rate of 81%. You already have pretty good odds of getting in, even better if your test scores are good.
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Simplest answer: call the admissions department and ask them.
If you couldn't figure that out, are you sure college is for you?
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What's a more job interview sounding way of saying "I am learning my job because their fucking loud karaoke makes me want to kill myself every Saturday night?"
I work in a bar that does AWFUL karaoke every Saturday night. They roster me on for close every week which I don't mind so much because it's good money, but I cannot hear Sweet Home Alabama screamed into a microphone by a rotten drunk imbecile at 140dBa one more time.
If I say the real reason for leaving they'll think I'm a buzzkill or something.
If I say I need a change of scenery they'll think I'm unreliable.
What do?
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Tell me where you work and if you just so happen to be where I live I will come and sing some good karaoke and you will enjoy your job more. I enjoy singing Frank Sinatra, Mel Torme, Andy Williams and of course Queen. I don't drink either so I will always sound good.
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"The bar is very noisy and, while I like the social aspects of the job, I'd rather hear my customers' voices than the Karaoke"
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Okay, so I'm an uber driver and I just picked up two dudes who say they are in the sex industry. Ones a director, the others a producer. I know zero about the actual industry of porn. They asked me a bunch of questions and it sounded legit, but I don't know if it's a good idea. They said it would be with two chicks, so that would be cool. Then the fact of 15+ lighting and film crew is a lot of eyes on me. Not to mention being in a freaking porno. I get the feeling it might be a bad idea. But I figured I'd ask here, see if anyone can share any advice on the inside of the sex industry. I figured if anyone would know, 4chan would be the best place to start.
Also first post ever on here.
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>>18698645
Sounds fishy as fuck.
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I'm thinking the same thing. But I think I may have fucked up because when we finally got to their hotel they were at, they asked me for my name and number. Idk Wtf I was smoking, but I have them my actual number, along with my first name. Hopefully they just lose it and nothing bad comes of it. Also I'm not that good looking, so why would they ask me to be in a freaking porno?
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>>18698660
Not like being good looking matters for the guy. All that really matters is getting hard on command, not nutting in 5 seconds, getting in potentially uncomfortable positions because "the camera needs to see the goods" and then blasting on the girl's face. I guess if you premature ejaculation or can't get hard, they'll use your footage for laughing material, if you allow it that is.
Porn for the guy is way harder and nerve-wracking. For the most part, a girl doesn't need to do much, just moan every once in a while and follow an easy script, and then take semen on their face. But if you think you're good under pressure, it's decent money for only an hour or two of work, but it is work after all.
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It's been 5 months since she broke up with me. I thought I was over her for a bit now, but today I checked all her social media just to see her face. Just as beautiful as ever. I even searched her on YouTube and there was a video from 4 years ago, and just hearing her voice again and seeing her mannerisms brought up so many memories of the good times we had together. I could always make her laugh and sharing those laughs was my favorite part of our relationship.
I broke down into tears watching that video. I haven't cried since the day she broke up with me. She blocked me on everything a week after we broke up and it hurts so much that I haven't had any contact with her for so long and have no way of reaching out to her.
My life has fallen apart since the breakup happened. I dropped out of college and have fallen into a deep depression. I've been dealing with depression my whole life, but the last two years had been a huge improvement and it feels awful to be right back in something I thought I had overcome.
I haven't been leaving the house and when I absolutely have to I'm overwhelmed with anxiety. When I was with my ex I was at my best. I was happy and sociable even around strangers
I get on social media and I see people out living their lives while my mental illness has returned with a vengeance. I was looking through a Facebook group I'm a member of and they were posting their dream girls and girlfriends. It made me think that I'd like to find love again and settle down with a beautiful woman who is meant for me. But when my mental condition is this bad, I don't meet new people and when I go out people don't respond well to me because I look/sound so miserable.
My ex had a lock symbol on her Instagram. She's moved on with someone else while I've been struggling with mental illness and that feels worst of all. I used to make her happy and when I was around her I was the person I've always wanted and known I could be. Now I'm just broken.
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approach women you oneitis obsessive pussies
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>>18698678
That doesn't really work when you're too depressed to even have a good conversation with your friends...
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>>18698622
It took me more than 2 years to get over my ex. It really fucked up my life. "love" is just a chemical in your brain. It won't last forever. Don't get a girlfriend. Just pump and dump. MGTOW.
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I miss talking to people and I dont know what to do.....
>Be me
>Work 16 hours a week between 2 jobs and school.
>Coworkers are literal insectoids with no personality, makes me sick to be around them
>Tried Normiebook to look up people I used to know, no luck, people are the same. No personality, (((echo))) chamber USA.
>Downloaded 50+ random chat apps, all dudes looking to hook up, literally nobody just looking to talk.
I guess my question is does anyone know of any anonymous chat where you can just talk to people NOT looking to hook up, or is it not possible to find people to have a conversation with anymore?
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You sound like the sort of person who wouldn't get along with anyone. It's almost like you're trying to find a reason to hate everyone.
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>everyone in the world is boring and bad at conversation but me
You are the problem here OP.
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Find forums related to a subject you're intrested in, people tend to be more likely to stick to the topic there rather than trying to hook up.
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Had sex with a paid whore and couldnt get hard
i have huge troubles with condoms
help me doing better next time
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>>18698477
>i have huge trouble with condoms
What do you mean by this?
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>>18698615
He might mean they ruin his sexual enjoyment.
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>>18698615
comdoms make me lose my boner especially when they are too small