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legit mouth breather here.

can't ever breath through my nose

i never learned how to blow my nose

sometimes i'll just get in there and pick crusties out but it's kind of obnoxious to do that all the time

how do I keep my nose clean, so that I can keep my mouth shut?

i also have sleep apnea
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Get checked for a deviated septum
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>>18527464

Learn how to do Fire breathing exercises.

Careful though you should see a licensed Yoga instructor
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>>18527464

https://youtu.be/ug8jSTLHugY?t=39s

Steam your face, it will loosen all your mucus up in your nose, this will clear you up. Also check for deviated septum

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I'm gonna head straight to the point here:

Friday night, took a qt home after a date
Both of us drunk as fuck
Begin fucking
Suddenly she turns around and give me the ass
Wants me to rail her deep
All in, no condom
Crazy fast and aggressive, this bitch is wild
Can tell she's in pain but wants me to go deeper
Feel my dick on the breaking point
Always happens when it gets too intense
Want to stop but she's pushing me to go
Go deeper and deeper
Dick hurting really bad now
Fuck it, keep going
She finishes
I finish
Pull out
Lights on
MASSIVE pool of blood on the bed
Scared for her, must have destroyed her ass
She's sore as fuck but tells me from the bathroom it's not her bleeding
Look at my dick
DRIPPING FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE
A pool of blood has already formed on a floor below me
Turns out I've torn out my frenulum
Wash my dick, go to sleep
Next morning it's not bleeding anymore, massive clot on what's left of my frenulum

Leave my dick alone for a day
Hurts whenever I get a boner but otherwise seems fine
Monday, shower to get to work
Decide to pull back the foreskin again to check out on the frenulum
Hurts when I pull back all the way
Starts bleeding like crazy again
Put a paper tissue in my boxers and get to the office
Now it's bleeding again
I have my dick dripping blood into a paper tissue right now as I'm working
Urologist (dick doctor) doesn't have an appointment available this week

What should I do lads?
I'm starting to freak out.
Should I go to the ER?
Can this thing heal if leave it alone?
I don't want them to cut my foreskin
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>>18527446
>that pic
SHE'S SO CUTE
WHY DONT WHITE WOMEN LIKE ME
REEEEEEEE
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>>18527446
It's not a big deal, but you need to get it fixed by a doc.
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You need stitches and probably a minor reconstruction surgery

I got a tiny scar on my frenulun from a candidiasis that almost teared it in two points. I'd prefer not to have it, and in your place you're definitly getting some scar if you don't treat it

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So, I have this friend and she has a boyfriend but they are kinda going through a rough patch because he is mean to her. We used to have a thing for eachother but not anymore because we got in a fight. I am starting to fall for her again but i don't have the courage to tell her, what do i do?
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Look at this objectively: if she does go to you because she's going through a rough patch, do you really want to date a girl who will jump ship as soon as the water gets a little rough?
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>>18527399
Came here for keks and all I can see is pathetic faggots asking stupid shit.
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>>18527411
she isn't going for me at all and she doesn't want to leave her boyfriend.

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People are social animals. I am not, or have trouble with that. Once people catch a hint about that, or if i go ahead and tell them about my problem, they see me as a dead man walking. Obviously Im a little too honest with things, I forget my place, and don't understand whats appropriate or not. One big mistake I do, is highlight the differences between me and others and not whats common. That quickly develops badly for me. Other things I notice people are quick to lie and bend the truth to make themselves look good at my expense. Usually after establishing crediability with their group. I don't do all these steps, I dont take action. Im only reactive in social situations not thinking about it. But people do that stuff whether they aware of it or not. Obviously I can fight back, but I will become the bad guy almost instantly.

The issue becomes I get dominated, left behind or abused in some way in the work place or even in the family. My sister since a young age has been lying about me to get parents on her side. Since Im only reactive and unaware, as I gotten older, Ive become estranged to my own family. Obviously me being honest and not emotionally intelligent hasnt helped.

Since I have no job prospects, and a family that sabotages me and trying to make me conform to whatever they feel like then to make themselves feel better, Im resisting going insane. I dont know how to turn this around or if I even want to. Getting a good job would help but I cant. I'm actually intelligent and exceled in school, but no teamwork skills and ADHD means I can only excel in school and not out of it. I hate being a stereotype, but virgin too. Since this is so stereotypical, whats the typical solution? Do I just live my life hoping the wind will blow my way?
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>Am I a pussy?
yea
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>>18527369
>Do I just live my life hoping the wind will blow my way?
Obviously not, that's what you've been doing so far pussy.
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So how to change?

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Seriously, how do normies do it? If you have all of your basic needs met, and there is no objective system of value, how do you convince yourself to strive for anything? Do they just lie to themselves?

I've wanted to care about something enough to get off of my ass for so long now, but I can't seem to reason my way out of this. Do you somehow turn your brain off and just do what everyone else is doing? I don't understand, please help
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Well there is a simple but not so easy cure for this terrible mindset which is to realise that since there isn't meaning in anything. There might aswell be meaning everything. Get a lifestyle.

For you I think figuring out the meaning of life might be just where to start. Put some thought into it. That shit gonna get your ideas rolling
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>>18527329
There might not be a point in anything but that doesn't mean you can't give yourself a reason to exist. You could pick a craft to excel at, or try to make a load of money, or try to become very knowledgeable, or try to experience as much pleasure as possible. It's all totally arbitrary but once you do it long enough that won't matter anymore.
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>>18527329
The universe is inherently meaningless. Us being abstract thinking beings are the ones who create the meaning. "Nothing has meaning but the meaning you give it" we're basically gods anon.

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A week ago I was at my dad's house. He kicked out and he thought I was going to go to q friend 's house. So that I would comeback home after a few days. Instead I asked for a ride in a truck. Currently I'm far away from home and I don't know amyone here. I slept twp nights at the street and now a family in the town where i am told me That I could live a few days here while a find a job and a place to live in. My mother wants me to comeback home and she's about to send me money. She wasn't kind to me either. I have the chance to start working at construction in this new.place, but i'm afraid because i'm all alone here. But the people here is so kind that they lent me this cellphone where i'm writing from. What should I do?
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You ran away for real and your mothernisnt worried? And this is after you were kicked out?

Nah. Start working become independent. Maybe you can have a beer with them in 5 years, fuck them for now.
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>>18527316
Take the money, don't use it. Give the construction gig a chance, see what happens where you are right now. You can always go back later when things don't work out (and if you can't, fuck them).
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>>18527316
>random family helped someone they saw sleeping in the street

So you're a girl?

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First date's coming up and my date asked which place for coffee, I said Starbucks (but if she wanted a nicer place that's chill too). Did I fuck up? I thought for a first date it shouldn't be too crazy...
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if you really wanted to be fancy, you should have picked a local coffee place.
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The coffee equivalent of Mc Donald's

Infact why not take her there straight after
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>>18527289
I didn't want to be fancy though, you know? It's about meeting together and bonding for the first date.

Plus the "local" place is a pretty long drive.
>>18527291
I mean OK dude. I wouldn't take her there ever again lol

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Hey /adv/.

It's been a while since I last came on here, but I'm just not sure what to do.

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, but I'm not sure how to go about proving it, and I just don't want to be the crazy one who accuses.

Things that tell me that:
- He has suddenly got very protective of his phone. In the past, he told me that he could just trust me not to take it or look, but now, he won't even let me see the lock screen.

- He's bailed on me multiple times, even when we made plans to hang out. He has location turned on, so I can see where he is, and he seems to go to parking lots, seemingly randomly. (McDonald's one night, a gym that I don't believe he has a membership to, the next.)

- He hasn't been showing as much affection as he usually does, and generally has been ignoring me, My messages are left on read, he will post, but won't respond.

- His phone is constantly blowing up. Now don't get me wrong, he is a very popular person, and he has a lot of friends. But it seems like he acts different around them. Bubbly, happy, and generally in a good mood.

Am I being overprotective? How do I talk to him about this?

Every time I try to bring up things, he brings up the fact he works 40 hours a week, and fully has to support himself (I'm up at Uni, only down for about a week for my birthday, 90% which I didn't get to see him).

I'm not sure what to do /adv/. I really love him, and I don't want to lose him. We've been on and off for years, and I've never really moved past him.

Any help is appreciated.
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You are basically describing my situation minus some minor differences. She wasn't cheating on me, but she ended up leaving me for someone else. Now hopefully for you this is just a tough stretch and it will pass, but you are right to be wary.
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>>18527249
>he seems to go to parking lots, seemingly randomly.

Honey, he's just getting men on Craigslist to suck his dick. There is literally nothing wrong with getting a brojob when your woman isn't available. And it sounds like you aren't there.
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>>18527249
It doesn't really matter. You don't trust him anymore (possibly with good reason, a lot of the things you describe are considered red flags), so it's finished anyway if you ask me.

If you talk to him about it, don't say "I think you're cheating on me because X Y and Z", but more like "I feel like you don't trust me as much as you used to anymore, and as a result of that I don't trust you as much as I used to anymore as well."

>I really love him, and I don't want to lose him.
IF he's cheating and you stay with him anyway, you are truly doomed.

My boyfriend is really hostile to me, he promised he would stop it, the other night he called me drunk and started going off on me. I keep on replaying it over and over again in my mind like i'm I traumatized or something. I don't know what to do at this point because I really love him.
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Leave him
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>>18527248
>I really love him
if you can't help him get over his alcoholism, then you will either have to endure his being abusive or have to cut contact with him, which I believe would be the best for you.
you deserve happiness and even though you love him, it does not appear as he can give that to you.
it will hurt but you will be better off in the long run
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Unless he actually gets help, he ain't gonna stop doing it. Either leave him or make him actually do something about this.

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When I got back from deployment in 2010, I started feeling incredibly discontent. barracks life left me miserable, and so I thought perhaps giving a try at a normal civilian life would make me happy. So I got out, passed up a contract to go to Bosnia as a UN peacekeeper, and tried to do the whole relationship, normal job thing. It's felt like I've been doing nothing but living a lie since then.
Life just feels so empty and dull. Video games, booze, drugs, none of it fills the void that being in combat filled. I've tried everything under the sun, and there isn't a high that compares to having your life on the line, feeling the bullets just miss you, or knowing you lived and someone else died because you're just that little bit better.
I don't know what to do.
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>>18527245
> knowing you lived and someone else died because you're just that little bit better

you sound like a stupid 15 yr old troll who plays COD
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>>18527571
I'm sorry. I don't know how else to explain it. Having someone try to kill you and fail, and killing them in turn, I don't know how else to explain it. There's nothing else like it. The best sex ever pales in comparison.
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>>18527684
I feel this is bait
any way you can prove otherwise?

I'm having trouble deciding between medical school or dental school. Which is better?

If I do medicine I would want to specialize in plastics or dermatology. If dentistry then orthodontics.
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>>18527207
sounds boring, both of em. is this what you really want?
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>>18527598
I want a job with good salary and job security. I'm interested in medicine and this fits the criteria. Why does it sound boring?
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>>18527625
well i guess if all youre looking for is a good salary and job security, theyre decent options. i have no idea which is better.

i just know that careers in those fields would be very tedious and boring to me. maybe its right for you though.

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I took 3 weeks off work to visit my gf and her family in Canada. She has a serious condition and was hospitalized for 2.5 of the weeks I've been here. I'm supposed to leave to go home and back to work tomorrow. Her parents offered to pay for my flight and keep housing me if I stay to help their daughter because they both work full time and they also feel bad most of the time I've been here it's been at the hospital so they would pay for nice things for her and I to do.


I want to stay here because I'm really worried about her and want to spend more time with her(I'm living in Texas until next year) and it will be awhile until I can come see her again.

My job is being a secretary for a tint shop. I make 8 an hour and do little to nothing for work. I spend it usually studying.


Just. Fuck what do I do????????? Should I risk losing my job or just go back. The girl in question is likely to be my fiance soon
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>>18527193
>giving a shit about a job paying a quarter over minimum wage

Even Walmart is hiring in at $12, you desperate poorfag.
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>>18527200
That's kinda how I was seeing it. I can make more anywhere else but these guys have been really flexible with me. And usually understanding. I'm just bad at doing these kind of things. Fuck.

Do I just tell my boss 'hey my gf is really sick, and her parents told me they'd pay for my flight to help her get through her medical emergency' and hope for the best?
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Bump for quick advice

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I feel bad for pornstars.
How can a woman let other men do such cruel and disgusting things to her for just money?
And also let film it, which means this will haunt her the whole life?
It doesnt make any sense.
Just why? I understand, I dont want to work and want easy money, but I somehow managed to do it.
Do they ever think about their future partners or children? Have they given up on life entirely? It cant be, because they are usually young and somewhat attractive.
It just doesnt fit in this world. How can a world so beautiful have such disgusting things going on all around? When I get overly aroused and masturbate to some videos (happens rarely, 5-6 times a year, always reminds me why I never do it), afterwards I feel like shit, empty inside, depressed and tired. Only because of porn, not masturbating (I tried and observed the difference). And I just did what thousands of other people do, I did not participate, but still, just the act of looking at such dirt and masturbating makes me vomit.
So what we have in the end? Male consumers feel some sort of guilt and disgust, women get their lives ruined for money.
Why isnt porn forbidden yet?
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Not Your Personal Blog.
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Most of them are on drugs.
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>>18527183
I dont want to talk about me, I want to solve this issue in my mind. Why the fuck would an attractive girl go to porn, and secondly why would she engage in stuff like gangbangs and down the line? This question haunts me and I dont know how so many people watch porn without questioning themselves. For me, it is hard to live on with the fact I masturbated to some videos, now how does it feel to actually participate? Beyond my imagination.
>>18527184
So what, I use drugs frequently too. Disgust by porn is multiplied, unless it is benzo, when you feel nothing. But again, why such filth when you can take benzo and go work at some grocery shop? Not as much money, obviously, but you give away much less.
Like how do pornstars live? Do they completely deny relationships? Do they sleep with coworkers? How do they expect a man to actually love them for real?

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So if anyone had noticed me posting about ghosting my fiance and moving out of state. I did it. I left the state took control of all my bank accounts and it feels so good. Also rekindled an old fling and I feel alive. Got a new job second week I'm here from 37k to 44k (not much but still something for this small city) Thanks /adv/.
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>>18527178
wasn't around at the time, mind giving me a quick rundown?
just curious about the situation here
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>>18527185
Started a few months ago. Fiance turned into big bitch after 5 years. I focused on my health, getting fit and lost 30 lbs while she gained more weight. Tried to help her bit she kept yelling and hitting me.

I lived away from my family and close to hers. They all hated me because I'm always on the computer - I'm a jr server analyst. We do all the things she wants to make her happy but I never was happy. My mind deteriorated and I because upset with myself. She kept demanding more and more things to buy and I kept taking extra shifts not only to appease her but to get away. She denied me from user the car I bought her and told me we could not afford a car for me. Got fed up with her controlling personality so undecided to leave out of the blue while I had money in my pocket... tbc
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>>18527208
So got my paycheck and bought the first ticket I could get home. Packed all my clothes left her bitch ass behind and I couldn't be more happier. I know I left details out but that's the jist of it

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Should I enroll into college in winter or fall?
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Why couldn't he be president?
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>>18527071
Who says he can't.
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>>18527071
Jeb is a mess

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