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Type with your non-dominant hand. Nobody will recognize it.

>>18532808
Make sure he actually reads what (HE) wrote

>>18532816
Both my hands are dominant; do you take me for a pussy?!

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>>18532710
Do what you want senpai, such a pragmatistic approach will just ruin your life. Don't let STEM people on the internet bring down your ambitions. In the end, life is all about taking risks and following your heart.

>>18532710

what would you do with that PHD or PsyD?

>>18532744

Probably forensic psychology. I'd rather do research psychology but I hate the idea of testing on animals! Being a college professor doesn't sound too bad either

OP you don't need a woman. I was like you: freshman year I had a really pathetic rejection and I just decided to quit asking women. It took 3 years for me to want to ask another woman.

focusing on your music until you find a good match is perfectly fine

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>>18532713

Yeah, I also had a really pathetic rejection, it's been 2,5 years.

The thing is I don't think I'll find a good match, because I don't give them a chance to talk to me, if there's any women around at all, I am a man on a mission, and that's all I've ever known to be, I can't be anything else because I don't know how to be anything else

I fucking hate myself, I am good at some things and I am smart from what I'm told but it's all fucking useless because nothing ever comes out of it

Nothing changes from just hoping, people who's lives are shit because of their own bullshit usually stay shit forever from I've seen, which makes me think that I should just kill myself and save myself lots of suffering

>>18532753
>The thing is I don't think I'll find a good match, because I don't give them a chance to talk to me, if there's any women around at all, I am a man on a mission, and that's all I've ever known to be, I can't be anything else because I don't know how to be anything else
Again, that's how I was. You'll know when you find a good match. Someone who you really find something strong in common with. Until that point focus on the music because you'll become a more interesting person in the process.

>>18532611
Bump

>>18532611
If you want to cry, wait for something acutely horrible will happen to you or someone you actually give one fuck about and you will feel the need to cry someday over it. Maybe your spouse leaves you, or dies. Maybe your child is about to finish their doctorate and gets into an accident rendering them an absolute simpleton who can't tie their own shoes even if they weren't so crippled they'd of been better off dead. Anything can happen.
If you want to cry, it is going to be an awful reality you are looking at - and I suppose a cry will be worth it at that kind of time, as well.

>>18533654
>spouse
>child
Where do you think we are?

>just wait
Sure, I have been for a long time already.

>>18532602
eh, I'd say that both are important but personalities more so because you can always find new shared interests, and it's also okay to do stuff alone every once in a while
it won't work out if you don't have similar goals though, i.e. she wants a house on the countryside, you want a flat in a big city

>>18532620
aight cool, we share personalities but right now it doesn't seem we line up much interest-wise. but I was thinking that's fine since we'll get to know each other more and more over time

>>18532602
In a long term relationship the "friendship" aspect of it becomes most important. Value systems and having some similar interests are most important. Personalities can be polar opposites so long as they can co-mingle.

Anyone? :(

Uhh if you're really worried tell them. Just Google why they ask you not to.drink.

>>18532469
It's fine
The "no drink before tattoo" is a warning against decision.

If you decided to get it sober, then drink up.
Spending an hour getting repeatedly stabbed by a needle is far easier when drunk.

Just so long as you made that decision when totally sober.

>>18532434
Zero

>>18532547
Could you give me any sources? Just so I could send to him.

>>18532434
What kind of beers?

Miller lite? IPA? Final Absolution?

Where do you live? Newer kits might be able to tell.

Well, by the looks of it, the only solution seems to be me, fucking her.

I don't see any other ways, OP.

>>18532392
How am I supposed to fuck someone that isn't interested, Anon?

>>18532378
>I want to tell her I'm not okay with being friends with her. I want to date her.
Why do you have to do it in such a dramatic & negative way? Just ask her out to dinner & a movie. Keep it light for now, take this one step at a time

Would you rather the next time you see him be at his funeral?

Your friend needs you. Just tell him you've noticed how he seems less content and put it out there that you want to help him in any way possible (lending an ear, hanging out more...).

You could also put him into contact with a therapist or go seek help from a crisis center. He could also phone up the suicide hotline.

Good luck.

>>18532353

Hang out at his place again. Make it happen.

Snoop more, take pics.

Use pics to get him involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility being that he's a danger to himself.

The fucking helium tank shows intent. Someone who'se just "occasionally having thoughts about suicide" does not buy the shit to actually do it. Someone is is going to do it, buys that shit.

Now, you can be a good friend and see him at his funeral.
Or you can be a bad friend, good person who hopefully he'll thank in a few years time even if he doesn't see it now.

He might very well give you shit for this, and your friendship will be over (but let's face it, from what you're saying, it isn't going to last anyway), but you need to have faith in yourself that you're doing the right thing.

If you do nothing, you'll just have this knot in your stomach till the day he gives in and does it. You're feeling like shit for a reason. Do something about it.

I'm afraid if I try to push it, or if he finds me snooping, or if I tell him I know, that it will only hurry him, not delay him.

How fat must you be for not being able to catch up with her. There is no way she can run that fast.

>>18532351
140lb [spoiler]5'9 :([/spoiler]

>>18532341
You're addicted to her. After time apart, the addiction will fade and you will be back to your normal self. Don't initiate or accept any contact from her and move on with your life. You should have done this when she left the first time.

>>18532331
>girls im not interested think I'm attractive
is it cause they're ugly you're not interested? Be honest.

Oh my god that hit close to home.

I cope by having sex with them a couple of times, see if maybe there is something else to them. Never is :'

>>18532338
not always
i went to a festival a week ago and some random girl was really interested, but something didnt work out for me
its like I cant imagine myself with her even if its a one night stand

stop having or caring about your emotions, pussy

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Kill yourself

>>18532327
sorry for your loss mate. not much consolation, but in time, it will heal.
don't deny your grief, but do keep yourself occupied.

>>18532309
Go to the closest college campus and find a rager

>tinder
>craigslist
>rape
>just asking every woman you see if they want some no strings attached sex

These are all free but not the best solution. I suggest you become a prostitute. Then people would pay YOU for sex. You then put this money into a special sex account and spend it on sex. That way you get twice the sex but break even.

>>18532309
>Just be yourself bro xdDDDDDDD

Be chad. Just be good looking enough, and don't be autistic(around girls). Girls fuck for free all the time. You never hear of these Chads taking women out on dates before they fuck, because they don't have to. They fuck them at house parties.
Unless you are chad enough, you will never have this. So if you didn't have a lot of friends growing up(or something similar), you will never get free sex without completely reinventing yourself.

You know this is true.

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>>18532139
Hunt Wabbits.

Speech therapy. Professional is recommended but online tutorials are a good start

>>18532139
say L then pull your tongue backwards

Do you need advice with what to do with your life?

>>18532231
Yes.

>>18532249
Would you like to do something in film, regardless of how good you think you are?