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yes you are a manlet and there is nothing you can do about it now

>>18537295
>ricing and putting retard wheels on a car whose entire selling point is how easy it is to drift because it uses thin wheels

How fucking retarded

>>18537295
Yes but 5'10" is an average height and I wouldn't suspect you of having stunted growth at that height.

find something to feel better than other people about until you convinced yourself you're better than other people so when they insult you they are lower than you so it doesn't matter

>decide to stop being a little bitch
>do it

Fake it til you make it. Realise that critique is not a personal attack. Learn to see the flaws in your own work. Acknowledge that being imperfect is the natural state of all human beings and that it does not hurt you to take on advice.

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>>18537279
Easily.

>>18537270
Ignore it, and get a door lock that requires a key. Give your parents a key.

It's not your problem, and confronting it is only gonna make shit weird.

you little brother has gender dysphoria

>>18537277
Thank God we have a certified psychologist on the internet, posting on an anonymous image board.

Dude's got some sort of issue, no arguing that. But none of us are qualified to diagnose a mental disorder based off what a sister of the afflicted tells us.

Real shrinks would say the same thing.

possibly god, but really building is a fast and instant method.
try a building with a stupid amount of stories just to be safe. you can't fail.

You haven't found your higher calling.
Give these affirmations a shot and see what happens: http://www.mediafire.com/file/686p3ey8rl47lxc/Up_From_Depression.zip
also , a longer mindfulness for depression course (audio) too: http://www.mediafire.com/file/stl5ctg1ptogszt/MWTD.zip
if that doesn't work, then go and use your invulnerability for good or something or become a mercenary in Africa.

Why are you so easily willing to give up on life but you're not willing to give up on killing yourself after so many repeated failures?

Bampu

Why do you think being attractive will help you get friends?

>>18537142
I used to be VERY unattractive (puberty hit like a bus) and I had zero friends. I'm treated significantly better now and people at least have small talk with me.

>>18536706

That looks super uncoordinated and awkward

>>18536719
lol idk dude I just know that it's super hawt or something and couples do it sometimes

>>18536721
The only time I've done it was when I was drunk at a club. I had no idea what I was doing and just kind of winged it, I don't know if it was any good for her but it was nice for me.

>>18536697
High functioning autism is a gift. It probably wasn't even noticed in ye olde times when the world was simpler and without constant stimulation. Learn to channel your autistic powers into something great

>>18536737
I'm 23.

>>18536697
You should be ashamed. Not for having autism, but for wanting to use it as a crutch.

Have you tried posting this to/fit/?

I've never used myfitnesspal before, are you AIMING to eat 2386 calories a day?

>>18536878
It looks more like a basal metabolic rate. So he'd naturally burn 2386 calories by continuing to live, he ate 1108 calories (so his calories burnt for the day goes down by that), and he got 579 calories burnt through exercise (it goes up), estimating 1857 calories being burnt today if he does nothing else.

Mf gf and I still split everything down the middle. If youre wanting something serious then you need to know she'll be a team player. If youre just looking to get laid then skimping out on the basics is just asking to a one way ticket to Master Bate's Manor. Even then so, shouldnt be takin some girl youre tryin to get laid with to the movies, not impressive

>>18536413
Rule of thumb - if you invited her out on a date it is assumed that you are paying, just pay this time. BEFORE you ask her out for a second date. You need to have a conversation about who pays for what. If she likes you she'll be cool. If not you saved yourself money.

>>18536413
just bring some homemade crab legs and you'll be all set

Have a picnic? A bike ride?

>>18536398
Well I mean, we both live off campus. We only see eachother before/during class and for a bit after. Only time I really have to take her out is on our break. It's terrible, really, there's not much in the way of options.

>>18536425
stop making excuses like a faggot, and start making time and effort for this girl. invite her over to watch movies. cook her some hamburger helper, put the movie on and then fingerblast her.

god you are fucking dumb.

>>18536080
> also working on being charismatic
WHAT THE FUCK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DO YOU DO IT

>>18536085
It's not easy man, but I guess my biggest tip is this:
Most people try to impress others by making themselves seem interesting, attractive, high status, but that's the wrong way to go about it; what you should do instead is make the people you're talking to feel as if they're attractive, interesting, and high status, when they're talking to you, and they'll grow to like you. But you have to do this very subtly, and you have to be honest (ie don't bullshit them).

Read 48 laws of power, how to make friends and influence people, and some stuff about body language.

>>18536377
Doesnt this go against the "Chad" teachings? That women get off on being treated like shit etc etc

Maybe she could try mine, it tastes pretty good

Tbh anon i got the most out of it when i drank pineapple juice 3 times a day for 4 days. It was sweet for a long time. Just drink water and pineapple juice, and make sure not to drink an coffee or especially booze.

>Do I need to eat pineapple and drink the juice

If you are going to eat a pineapple then there is no juice. If you are going to drink pineapple juice then there is no pineapple. You typing like this makes me assume you are talking about buying canned pineapple and drinking the syrup it comes in. Do not do this unless you want diabetes.

Any high sugar fruit will do the trick.

How would you react to a guy having a seizure while having sex with you? Would you give him another chance? If it happened again would you give up on him?

How do you attract women if you have extra weight, smoke, and have little confidence

Would you be ok having sex with a guy without eyes? medical condition, eyes were surgically removed from sockets.

>>18535428
Sure, just find an attractive woman with nerdy interests. Or have money and a big dicc

>>18535434
>attractive woman with nerdy interests
But aren't they all swarmed with men?

>>18535458
Believe it or not there are attractive loner homebodies that like nerdy shit. The nerdy qts you see outside that are surrounded by 100 orbiters aren't the only kind of nerdy qt out there.

>>18534408

Generalizations are racist.

whatever it is you are, anon, I can tell you that they're not half as "racist" as the peoples of the world I've met, and the Asians are by the far the worst, if only because the Africans etc aren't smart enough to articulate a reasoned position on the matter.

Remember, there are billions of people in homogeneous, non-civilised societies out there, and they're all racist AF, so you'd better be careful.

Have you ever been to Japan?