Whats your favorite kind of alien?
Surely something comes to mind from one of the many images in this thread.
You'd be amazed at how hard it is to find content like that.
>Her ship crashed near your farm.
>When you pulled her from the wreckage she was barely alive.
>You nursed her back to health.
>In gratitude she offered to help you around the farm until her people came for her.
>That was some time ago.
>She seems happy with her state of affairs.
If the story doesn't involve some fetishes that require specific anatomical features, it's quite vague...
Fics tend to be fun as hell. Because of that i insist on having some idea what you, at least might be looking for?
Wort worts. And T'vaoans. But more the first.
>tfw no qt3.14 female wortwort runt who gets picked on by other wortworts for being so weak to take out her frustration on you by completely dominating you because even the weakest wortwort is stronger than your average human
I asked this in the last thread but no one awnsered it before the bump limit,might as well ask again.
So guys I have a bunch of porn pics saved, and whenever I go to fap to them I end up having to see them in order due to how the windows defeault photo viewer does not have a shuffle option. Do you guys know any programs that have?
It's going to be a hell of a task keeping a secret like that. She might want to explore the outside world, but that would be extremely dangerous to her.
Well, if she's good with me and using only the internet to explore the outside world, i'm sure things would work out. She can study human anatomy and psychology via the internet in order to understand humans better, but she'll have to explain/demonstrate her anatomy to me in a more 'direct' manner.
I don't have a link, but there's a fap gauntlet program that you can set up to grab from a folder. It shuffles them and applies rules for each picture; Light strokes 30 seconds, hard strokes 15 second, etc. Though that's optional. Honestly, as degenerate as it is, look around fchan or something. I'm pretty sure it was originally a furfag program.
I need something cute and fuckable like skut, but also alien and strange like HISS GRONK.
My story revolves around an alien society on a planet 500 lightyears away who recently started recieving broadcaster signals from Earth. They become obsessed with pop culture and romanticize the radio and tv signals from another world. Meanwhile our mc is part of a team who is investigating an exoplanet in the year 2515 that happens to be 500 lightyears away.
It's a little rusty as an idea but I think I can make it work.
I have heard of such thing, but I wanted a more professional looking program. I refuse to belive people would allow the defeult windows image browsing program to be the best at it. The instal gentoo crowd would never allow such thing to happen.
>You've gotten used to waking up like this.
>At first it was nightmarish.
>Strapped to a table, surrounded by strange, pale bodies doing incomprehensible things.
>But that was then and this is now.
>Now, after months of study and attempts at communication, your "visits" are infinitely more pleasant.
>Their skin is smooth, cool, and pliable.
>Their mouths are hot, their tongues skilled.
>Their questions regard your comfort and desires.
>All they ask is that you be willing to experiment.
>They don't even bother with the straps anymore.
>cute and fuckable like skut
That's an invitation if I've ever heard one!
Oh, and a little HISS GRONK.
>You know what she's doing in there.
>She makes no secret of it.
>You can hear her quite clearly.
>Panting and moaning.
>Huskily muttering your name.
>You're right outside her door.
>You can't stand it.
heres a bit of info about a species i showed in the previous thread
It's very unlikely that humanity will ever encounter aliens. What's likely going to happen is humanity will gain the knowledge required to cheaply and harmlessly fuck around with our forms, with many deviants from places such as this board turning themselves into sexy ayy lmaos.
>You throw open the door.
>She goes "Ack!" and freezes, staring at you wide eyed.
>You stare back, noting her bare breasts and soaking fingers.
>A moment of silence passes between you.
>Her hand moves ever so slightly.
>You cross the room quickly and she throws the magazine away.
>Four trembling hands quickly undo your belt and remove your pants.
>Then she's on her back and you're on top of her and moving.
>She squeaks and whimpers as you penetrate her, the hot confines of her passage squeezing you like a vice.
>You piston your hips and she swivels hers and somewhere in the middle of it all something clicks.
>You grunt like an animal and she screams your name and you flow into her while she milks you dry.
>Gray alcohol tolerance is legendarily low.
>Which is unfortunate because drinking is definitely something they enjoy.
>Humanity's influence on the once stern, sterile aliens has been equal parts corruptive and liberating.
>Your typical modern Gray indulges in at least one vice, though usually on their own time.
>"Usually" being the operative word.
>Whats your favorite kind of alien?
-Gray skinned vixens with big, sexy craniums.
-Bestial females festooned with blades.
-Massive mechanoids with good intentions.
-Large, red, four armed warrior women.
-Classy one-eyed dames with years of experience.
-Flying, cybernetic thrillseekers.
-Little, fuzzy cuties with cute, little nosies.
Do you think he'd appreciate some Visitor butts?
>>giants composed of living energy
Guess there would be reasonable limits though...I mean, I'd wouldn't mind looking like a xeno queen but the height I could do without and might not really be practical.
That said it would be nice to experience, just not all the time.
>Humanity discovers it will take too long and too many resources to terraform Mars so that we can live there comfortably in our base state
>Instead, the significantly cheaper option is that if you want to live on Mars you have to undergo drastic but mostly painless genetic modification, because unlike life support equipment you won't need to be constantly repaired which costs more money in the long run
>Organs modified so you can survive purely on carbon dioxide which is what Mars' atmosphere mostly comprises of
>Dark leathery hide to protect you from the sand storms and the sun due to no ozone
>Three eyelids that function like a camel's to protect against sand and clean them
>Lots of internal water and fat reserves so you can go for long stretches without food or water
>Muscle and bone structure modified so you don't suffer from atrophy due to lower gravity
Different variations of humans on every single planet we shift to. We become the ayy lmaos.
>You've been dating them for a while now.
>You met them at a bar once and managed to beat them in a game of pool.
>You shared some drinks, you said they were cute together, they told you their deal, you said it was cool, and that was that.
>Except for the part where they picked you up and took you back to their place.
>You were pretty sore afterward, but there was love in it, so it's cool.
>tfw a sexy xenomorph will never hunt you down for your semen
>She lied in her profile.
>She's pretty nice, though.
>Big, soft, friendly, and cuddly.
>Her skin is kinda rough.
>She can pack away steak like a champ.
>You watched her bite through a cinder block once.
Are bloodsuckers xeno enough for you guys?
>She towers over you.
>Panting like she's run a marathon.
>Her breasts heave with every breath
>Her skin is fever hot.
>Her muscles are thick and corded.
>Her sodden cleft drips with lust.
>Her eyes are filled with primal hunger.
>Beckoning you to her.
I've been thinking about this a lot, but I'm having trouble with this and I figure this is the best place to ask.
If you were to make first contact by happenstance, just a passing encounter between you and an ayy, how do you establish friendly communication? Assuming they don't speak your language, and have no knowledge of what a human is or what one would act like, your best bet seems to be trying to show that you're friendly via some kind of gesture, but which one do you use? If the ayy doesn't understand human behavior, then something we'd think of as non-hostile like raising your hands in the air and approaching slowly might scare the fuck out of it. Waving your arms in the air from afar to get its attention could also turn out to be threatening.
I just can't seem to figure this out.
Use your fingers or draw the numbers using dots/lines to give the ayy the ammounts, then proceed to show your rationality by doing increasingly complex math.
First choose how to show him the numbers. Using a bunch of dots abd the indoarabic numeral equivalent under them is simple and straight forward. Also show them zero, and how it fits in the whole thing by showing how to write a bigger nmber.
You then want to show the ayy the 4 basic operations. You can do that by using the numerals you tought it to show simple maths. 1+1=2 1-1=0 10/2=5 2x3=6.
Show the ayy prime numbers. 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97 are all the primes between 1 and 100, but only the first 6 or 7 will be needed for it to understand what you are doing.
After that comes the coup de grâce: Draw a circle, make a line from the border to the center, and write Pi with as meny digits are you can remember. 3.1415926 should do the trick.
Bam, you just got humanity on the "We should check this species out now" list.
My love for hot babeliens has been fully awakened thanks to this thread.
It's funny everywhere else but here it's just obnoxious.
I think it's implied that most of the mutants in s.t.a.l.k.e.r are actually extra dimensional entity's.
I could be wrong seeing how I haven't touched the game ever since 2010.
>(because it's basically all furry porn)
Careful now. You could get us killed for saying that.
There's just alot more than some other alien girls
With today's modern perversions and computers, anything is possible.
Take this board for example.
Ah. 'fraid I haven't heard that one.
No teeth, but also no mouth. Acceptable, but not perfect.
That's the prefect opportunity for teasing. Just rub your dick where her mouth should be and see if it drives her nuts.
These are apparently mutated humans caused by an alien parasite.
So close enough for me.
There was a time in these threads when if I decided to post greys people would tell me they weren't xeno enough.
It was mostly back when these threads were on /d/.
I'm happy to be out of there.
Those people can get ridiculously elitist about their fetishes.
Read the post right above yours.
Robutts still suffer from it somewhat.
Yeah the robo thread still has remenants of past elitisms. but it's mostly ignorable, if you're not one of the fools stupid enough to get sucked into it. It's certainly better than what it was on /d/.
Your posts are pretty lame
Remember when they tried to enforce the chart.
Man even /v/ got in on making fun of them for that.
By the way almost all of they grey porn on the internet was made by fleatrollus.
So if you want anymore go bitch or throw money at him.
>almost all of they grey porn on the internet was made by fleatrollus
Well I suppose this isn't strictly true.
Theres also romman but I can't post most of his stuff since he usually has her fucking a horse.
ALIEN GIRLS LIKE ARMPIT SUCK
Absolutely. But only if she promises not to turn me into green goop.
>xeno thread without chimera sui generis species.
>no adorable teenagers and lolis
>no different vaginas
You guys disappoint me.
this humanoids are the shit and I still don't understand why there isn't more.
This species have literally ANYTHING.
>perfect females and males.
>natural athletic body.
>high tolerance to pain.
>can be modified like vilgax.
>you will have the night of your life if you marry one.
>they're possibly open minded in anything sex related.
>they can be adorable...especially their lolis.
>they can reach a level of intelligence beyond your imagination.
>they're fucking perfect.
That must feel fucking amazing.
Their vaginas must be 20 times better than a human vagina.
Looks better from the back in my opinion.
And anal with them must be awesome.
And they have a fucking comic made by taigan.
You guys prefer them young or old?
>Reminds me of the Hive from Destiny
now that you mention it, kinda yeah
>just not disappointing in every way
fucking glad I moved on from it
post TTK, but better late than never
Speaking of, I wish there was more Eliksni art, too.
Man, if there's one thing Bungie does well (and it seems like there actually is) it's art. Everything in Destiny, and Halo for that matter, looks so fucking cool. Too bad Halo was the only one with good gameplay. Not counting Marathon, of course, because that was just Doom.
Apparently Variks is secretly leading the remnants of the House of Wolves on Mars now. And the Queen is MIA. I know it won't happen because Bungie can't figure out how to make good games anymore, but fuck do I hope a future expansion lets us pick a side in whatever that is. Fuck the Awoken faggots, let me partner up with muh husbando, Variks.
Same reason any Eliksni or Cabal fighting Hive or Taken will immediately drop what they're doing to shoot the one Guardian around that could probably help them not die. Same with Covies and the Flood. "This all consuming parasite is threatening to kill us all and there's almost nothing we can do about it. BUT LET'S IGNORE THEM FOR A SECOND AND LET'S KILL THE SPARTAN THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP." Bungie can't into monster in-fighting. They say Doom do it and were like "We can, too." But all it really means to them is that enemies hate eachother, but they all hate you more.
Speaking of the flood, I feel like I'm the only person that actually like them. I would kill for a survival horror game where you're an ODST trying to escape a flood infested city or station
I would just the Flood to exist again. Chief killed A Gravemind, but not every Flood in existence. They can make another somewhere else. And considering Firefight is to be the last free update for Halo 5, it'd be nice if they threw Flood in there, even if just for one map. Though this is 343 we're talking about. Granted they're also making an expansion entirely dedicated to Reach, so maybe they actually DO care enough to bother with Flood. 343 is an enigma.
One thing 343 can not do to save their lives is design armor.
WAY to much going on. The Halo 2/3 Spartan armor is perfect. Simple and straight forward.
343 armor is just covered in to many edges and random shit. Can't tell what you're looking at
My issue with it is that the armor doesn't look like a suit of armor anymore, it looks like futuristic football padding laid over the same exact nano suit every single time. The designs themselves are fine, they're just implemented like shit. The more "complete" looking designs look fine. Helioskrill, Fotus, etc. But then there's shit like almost everything else, standard Mjolnir included, and it just looks like a skinsuit with pieces of armor tacked on.
Yeah, that's what my main problem is.
With Bungie Halo the Spartan armor looks like a walking tank. Big suit of metal covering all but the joints
Then 343 comes in with random edgy metal parts glued to the body suit.
Personally to me Halo 3 had the best armor. Not too simple like in CE and not overdesigned out the all like 4/5
>Apparently Variks is secretly leading the remnants of the House of Wolves on Mars now
> And the Queen is MIA.
yeah, I know
her brother too
>let me partner up with muh husbando, Variks.
Variks a fucking best
And you know what the worst part is? It only happens to "us." Only "our" Spartans have that problem. All of Fireteam Osiris and all of Blue Team look fucking fine. They look like Spartans. Take Buck for the best example. He looks like a fucking Spartan. He has almost complete armor cover, and what isn't covered still looks reinforced. Stands to reason that if "we" wear HELLJUMPER, "we'd" look that way too, right? No. When "we" wear it, it looks like what I've described in my post above. It's dumb.
We don't know. He hasn't told us that he's leading them, you only find out through Grimoire, but he also never seemed to have an issue with us, so it could go either way.
>but he also never seemed to have an issue with us
all he (supposedly) wants his for his race to live in peace
Even though I don't play it anymore, I really hope they don't make him a bad guy somehow
he's too likable
Have you read the Grimoire cards from his point of view? I forget which ones that are, but pretty much all of them are "I hate this bitch queen, but if we don't do what she says we all die, and we have to keep going." He was the Kell of the House of Judgment, iirc, and he's pretty much all about preserving that.
>He was the Kell of the House of Judgment
he was a scribe
Skolas was the Kell
Side story. The Grimoire cards have neat shit on them. http://destiny-grimoire.info/
I thought Skolas was the Kell of Wolves who wanted to become Kell of Kells.
IIRC, the helmet has the complete suite of standard Mjolnir VISR systems, it's just designed that way to be easier for new Spartan IV's to adapt to Mjolnir. It's not just an ODST helmet, it's a HELLJUMPER helmet which is designed for Spartans with ODSTs in mind. Though in Buck's case it may just be "I was an ODST, remember?"
Actually, both. I'm retarded. I thought you were just talking about the Grimoire shit I mentioned. Variks is an NPC you actually meet, who helps you on missions over the radio, and sells things to you in the Reef. Most of his backstory is hidden in the Grimoire, though. Like most of the fucking game.
>I thought Skolas was the Kell of Wolves who wanted to become Kell of Kells.
actually yeah, you're right
It isnt uncommon when a series continues. I think they probably randomly got that idea and before he was just gonna be one of a kind. Like if dbz didnt happened we would just assume all of piccolos people were evil but occassionally kicked out their conscious instead of them all mostly being like Kami.
Search for Nelo, it's a hybrid twin stick shooter that morphs to a third person game, looks pretty fun. Hopefully it'll have customization options for skimpier armor than the default though.
Any good movies with aliens as the good guys, and good amount of screen time?
Only ones I can think of are District 9 and Transformers (even though they're mostly robots)
Just ask your physician and take the necessary precautions. Prophylactics, chemical stabilizers/nullifiers, immunity boosters, aphrodisiacs, vaccinations, nanobot network calibration, etc. can all ensure that you and your partner (or partners) can enjoy a rich, fulfilling love life while also practicing safe sex.
Just off the top of my head I can think of...
I'm pretty sure the pred and a 'umie team up in AvP
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Hellboy movies
Not all of them are what I'd consider, but whatever.
What? Dude, you're a magical robot/human/space elf wizard/spec-ops/spartan who wields the power of the sun/electricity/the space between stars. Of course they're going to try to shoot you.
If you and another dude were fist fighting, and then another dude showed up with a bat, would you not start ganging up on the guy with the bat?
That said, Covies and Flood are bullshit.