Xeno thread no.༦

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>>408700
Large and female.

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>>408700
>alien
>not aliens

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>>408735
Yes.

So I have an interesting idea for a story and no design for an ayy lmao to use.
Someone kill me.

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>>408767
Surely something comes to mind from one of the many images in this thread.

>>408700
My favorite kind of alien is subtle. The kind of alien where you keep being reminded about their
non-human nature again and again.

>>408700
So

how should we go about posting EQ art here?

>>408824
Don't repost the same stuff every thread.

>>408830
Well, if anyone has anything new to add, then I'm all for it!

>>408757

Damn, look at the size of it

What an ass

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>>408834

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>>408846
You'd be amazed at how hard it is to find content like that.

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>>408700
Its always going to be xeno queens for me.

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>Her ship crashed near your farm.
>When you pulled her from the wreckage she was barely alive.
>You nursed her back to health.
>In gratitude she offered to help you around the farm until her people came for her.
>That was some time ago.
>She seems happy with her state of affairs.
>Quite happy.

>>408767

If the story doesn't involve some fetishes that require specific anatomical features, it's quite vague...

Fics tend to be fun as hell. Because of that i insist on having some idea what you, at least might be looking for?

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>>408700
Wort worts. And T'vaoans. But more the first.
>tfw no qt3.14 female wortwort runt who gets picked on by other wortworts for being so weak to take out her frustration on you by completely dominating you because even the weakest wortwort is stronger than your average human

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I asked this in the last thread but no one awnsered it before the bump limit,might as well ask again.

So guys I have a bunch of porn pics saved, and whenever I go to fap to them I end up having to see them in order due to how the windows defeault photo viewer does not have a shuffle option. Do you guys know any programs that have?

>>408875

It's going to be a hell of a task keeping a secret like that. She might want to explore the outside world, but that would be extremely dangerous to her.

Well, if she's good with me and using only the internet to explore the outside world, i'm sure things would work out. She can study human anatomy and psychology via the internet in order to understand humans better, but she'll have to explain/demonstrate her anatomy to me in a more 'direct' manner.

>>408891
I don't have a link, but there's a fap gauntlet program that you can set up to grab from a folder. It shuffles them and applies rules for each picture; Light strokes 30 seconds, hard strokes 15 second, etc. Though that's optional. Honestly, as degenerate as it is, look around fchan or something. I'm pretty sure it was originally a furfag program.

>>408882
I need something cute and fuckable like skut, but also alien and strange like HISS GRONK.
My story revolves around an alien society on a planet 500 lightyears away who recently started recieving broadcaster signals from Earth. They become obsessed with pop culture and romanticize the radio and tv signals from another world. Meanwhile our mc is part of a team who is investigating an exoplanet in the year 2515 that happens to be 500 lightyears away.
It's a little rusty as an idea but I think I can make it work.

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>>408907
I have heard of such thing, but I wanted a more professional looking program. I refuse to belive people would allow the defeult windows image browsing program to be the best at it. The instal gentoo crowd would never allow such thing to happen.

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>You've gotten used to waking up like this.
>At first it was nightmarish.
>Strapped to a table, surrounded by strange, pale bodies doing incomprehensible things.
>But that was then and this is now.
>Now, after months of study and attempts at communication, your "visits" are infinitely more pleasant.
>Their skin is smooth, cool, and pliable.
>Their mouths are hot, their tongues skilled.
>Their questions regard your comfort and desires.
>All they ask is that you be willing to experiment.
>They don't even bother with the straps anymore.

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>>408875
>>408946
keep them coming

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>>408920
>cute and fuckable like skut
That's an invitation if I've ever heard one!

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>>408956

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>>408963

>>408956
I just see a 6 eyed kobold.

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>>408964

This kobold crap is not only plain furry, it's fucking advertisement for some shitty furry quest.

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>>408920
Oh, and a little HISS GRONK.

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>>409004

>>409014
Xeno thread, not post images of Bruce Willis's daughter

>>409026
Are you insinuating Bruce Willis' daughter is attractive?

>>409048
Fuck, I suppose I was, believe me however I didn't mean to, nor do I actually think she is attractive.

>>409014
Does anybody know where Meandraco is or what he's doing? I want to play his monster/xeno VN so bad but there's no word on how close it is to being finished.

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>You know what she's doing in there.
>She makes no secret of it.
>You can hear her quite clearly.
>Panting and moaning.
>Huskily muttering your name.
>You're right outside her door.
>You can't stand it.

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heres a bit of info about a species i showed in the previous thread

http://dirtystigma.tumblr.com/post/140163210734/a-bit-about-the-juugiv-species-heres-a-sex-story

>tfw you will never be abducted and experimented on by qt ayy lmaos
What is even the point of living?

>>409091
To help the human race achieve intergalactic travel, so that you can eventually meet qt ayys.

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>>409097
It's very unlikely that humanity will ever encounter aliens. What's likely going to happen is humanity will gain the knowledge required to cheaply and harmlessly fuck around with our forms, with many deviants from places such as this board turning themselves into sexy ayy lmaos.

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>>409069
>You throw open the door.
>She goes "Ack!" and freezes, staring at you wide eyed.
>You stare back, noting her bare breasts and soaking fingers.
>A moment of silence passes between you.
>Her hand moves ever so slightly.
>You cross the room quickly and she throws the magazine away.
>Four trembling hands quickly undo your belt and remove your pants.
>Then she's on her back and you're on top of her and moving.
>She squeaks and whimpers as you penetrate her, the hot confines of her passage squeezing you like a vice.
>You piston your hips and she swivels hers and somewhere in the middle of it all something clicks.
>You grunt like an animal and she screams your name and you flow into her while she milks you dry.

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>Gray alcohol tolerance is legendarily low.
>Which is unfortunate because drinking is definitely something they enjoy.
>Humanity's influence on the once stern, sterile aliens has been equal parts corruptive and liberating.
>Your typical modern Gray indulges in at least one vice, though usually on their own time.
>"Usually" being the operative word.

>>408979
I'll put a trigger warning in the next OP for you.

>>408700
>Whats your favorite kind of alien?
-Gray skinned vixens with big, sexy craniums.
-Bestial females festooned with blades.
-Massive mechanoids with good intentions.
-Large, red, four armed warrior women.
-Classy one-eyed dames with years of experience.
-Flying, cybernetic thrillseekers.
-Little, fuzzy cuties with cute, little nosies.

>>409179
lol whats with that guys nose?

>>409264
But what about
>symbiotes who want to share your body
>giants composed of living energy
>shapeshifters who never stop changing

>>409301
>drunk qt 3.14 ayy splayed over a table
>focuses on the dude
That says quite a bit about you, Anon.

>>409305
The nose knows anon.

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>>409309
Do you think he'd appreciate some Visitor butts?

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>>409302
>>giants composed of living energy

>>409316
>rock hard garakton cheeks
>hot, taut oculot booty
Lawdy mercy! I do believe I am comin' down with a case of the vapors!

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>>409106
Guess there would be reasonable limits though...I mean, I'd wouldn't mind looking like a xeno queen but the height I could do without and might not really be practical.

That said it would be nice to experience, just not all the time.

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>>409069
>>409107
Jesus Fucking Christ, my dick!

>>409106
>Humanity discovers it will take too long and too many resources to terraform Mars so that we can live there comfortably in our base state
>Instead, the significantly cheaper option is that if you want to live on Mars you have to undergo drastic but mostly painless genetic modification, because unlike life support equipment you won't need to be constantly repaired which costs more money in the long run
>Organs modified so you can survive purely on carbon dioxide which is what Mars' atmosphere mostly comprises of
>Dark leathery hide to protect you from the sand storms and the sun due to no ozone
>Three eyelids that function like a camel's to protect against sand and clean them
>Lots of internal water and fat reserves so you can go for long stretches without food or water
>Muscle and bone structure modified so you don't suffer from atrophy due to lower gravity

Different variations of humans on every single planet we shift to. We become the ayy lmaos.

>>408723
>>408721
>>408719
I wish she had more (good) porn.

I just love her slender, elegant design.

>>409388
>We become the ayy lmaos.

It's like poetry.

>>409421
Nice voice too.

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>You've been dating them for a while now.
>You met them at a bar once and managed to beat them in a game of pool.
>You shared some drinks, you said they were cute together, they told you their deal, you said it was cool, and that was that.
>Except for the part where they picked you up and took you back to their place.
>You were pretty sore afterward, but there was love in it, so it's cool.

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>tfw a sexy xenomorph will never hunt you down for your semen

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>She lied in her profile.
>She's pretty nice, though.
>Big, soft, friendly, and cuddly.
>Her skin is kinda rough.
>She can pack away steak like a champ.
>You watched her bite through a cinder block once.

>>409474
That doesn't look like an ayy, that looks like a shark.

>>409478
>Ewoks look like teddy bears.
>Xenomorphs look like bugs.
>Ridley looks like a dragon.
>Transformers look like humans.
What's your point?

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Are bloodsuckers xeno enough for you guys?

>>409511
Aren't those just mutants?

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>>409511
>no xeno or mutant waifu

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>>409583
Too bad really

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>She towers over you.
>Panting like she's run a marathon.
>Her breasts heave with every breath
>Her skin is fever hot.
>Her muscles are thick and corded.
>Her sodden cleft drips with lust.
>Her eyes are filled with primal hunger.
>Beckoning you to her.

I thought this was kinda hot.
Poor quality kinda, but still fappable.

newgrounds com/portal/view/638811

>>409449
Polyamory? In my xeno? It's more likely than you think.
>>409474
>>409752
Sound like the kinda ladies you don't wanna disappoint.

>>409765
I thought it was alright.

>>408722
I didn't know I had this fetish

I've been thinking about this a lot, but I'm having trouble with this and I figure this is the best place to ask.
If you were to make first contact by happenstance, just a passing encounter between you and an ayy, how do you establish friendly communication? Assuming they don't speak your language, and have no knowledge of what a human is or what one would act like, your best bet seems to be trying to show that you're friendly via some kind of gesture, but which one do you use? If the ayy doesn't understand human behavior, then something we'd think of as non-hostile like raising your hands in the air and approaching slowly might scare the fuck out of it. Waving your arms in the air from afar to get its attention could also turn out to be threatening.
I just can't seem to figure this out.

>>409808
>"The Freeman desires this one, yes?"

>>409822
Math

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>>409822
>>409828
This.

Use your fingers or draw the numbers using dots/lines to give the ayy the ammounts, then proceed to show your rationality by doing increasingly complex math.

First choose how to show him the numbers. Using a bunch of dots abd the indoarabic numeral equivalent under them is simple and straight forward. Also show them zero, and how it fits in the whole thing by showing how to write a bigger nmber.

You then want to show the ayy the 4 basic operations. You can do that by using the numerals you tought it to show simple maths. 1+1=2 1-1=0 10/2=5 2x3=6.

Show the ayy prime numbers. 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97 are all the primes between 1 and 100, but only the first 6 or 7 will be needed for it to understand what you are doing.

After that comes the coup de grâce: Draw a circle, make a line from the border to the center, and write Pi with as meny digits are you can remember. 3.1415926 should do the trick.

Bam, you just got humanity on the "We should check this species out now" list.

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Heresy , Xenos Heresy

>>409846

Question: At what point do I fuck the xeno?

>>409866
After you explain knuths up arrow notation.

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My love for hot babeliens has been fully awakened thanks to this thread.

>>409822
Make Contact

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>>409866
>>409869
That is one method. But I preffer to use Euler's identity due to its much more graceful looks.

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>>409828
>>409846
>>409869
>>409889
These posts were made by tiny nerds.

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>>409861
It's funny everywhere else but here it's just obnoxious.

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>>409885
the sky and the cosmos are one

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Two words:
>Wasted
>Potential

>>408746
>>408747
>>408748

Them thighs.

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>>410131
How's this suit ya?

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>>409520
I think it's implied that most of the mutants in s.t.a.l.k.e.r are actually extra dimensional entity's.

I could be wrong seeing how I haven't touched the game ever since 2010.

>>409264
Yes. (except for the last one, I fucking hate fuzzy.)

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wheres more of xeno/anon

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>>410215
.:w:. What's wrong with fuzzy? .:w:.

>>409923
>>408746

>tfw no fat assed Earth Caste/Sangheili girlfriend

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>>410120
If it wasn't all the H2S in Pandora's air this would've been possible.

>>410224
More of this Xeno?

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>>410276

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>>410281
This guy makes the best looking characters

>>410303
artist is http://cat-boots.tumblr.com/ and http://lewd-boots.tumblr.com/ for nsfw, for anyone who doesn't know. Mostly furry(but that shouldn't be a surprise).

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>>410311
>furfag shit
>barely any xeno
t-thanks

>>410322
This is true, but I warned you!

also virtually all the porn in this thread is made by furry artists(because it's basically all furry porn)

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>>410342
>(because it's basically all furry porn)
Careful now. You could get us killed for saying that.

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>>410167
Good enough for me

>>410353
Yeah, don't want to trigger the anti-furfags

Could cause a shitstorm

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I'm astonished by the amount of bloodsucker lewds

>>410386
How are you astonished by anything at this point?

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>>410390
There's just alot more than some other alien girls

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>>410386
With today's modern perversions and computers, anything is possible.

Take this board for example.

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>>410410
its 2016
anything is possible

>>409765
Also this by the same guy.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664755

>>409828
Art, too.
Of course not the ones you find here, though.
That's for later.

>>410276
He means the dimension hopping alternate universe versions of anon human and basically anon xenomorph grill story.

I think some of us started calling it My Own Xeno

>>410322

It's pretty good actually. Less lewd, more cutesy images of anthros doing things.

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>>410477
Ah. 'fraid I haven't heard that one.

>>408875
Majorly impressed ignorant farm-anon is able to nurse a xeno back to health.

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>>410504
No teeth, but also no mouth. Acceptable, but not perfect.

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>>410514
That's the prefect opportunity for teasing. Just rub your dick where her mouth should be and see if it drives her nuts.

>>410520
Can the servant girl join?

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>>410322

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>>410529

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trigger warning satyr

>>408840
The sketch gets me every time.

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This thread needs more Xenomorphs.

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>>410567
Agreed.

>>409846
>>409828
>The ayy is an explorer who wasn't particularly good at maths in school and only landed her job through sheer luck
>You do all this mumbo jumbo
>"What the fuck is this hairless biped doing?"

>>410573
She isn't worth it then.

>>410575
Discalculia is a problem that affects many beings anon, you shouldn't dislike the alien booty because of it.

>>410582
Her species probably isn't that intelligent if they haven't cured that shit yet.

>>410585
Well we haven't cured it yet. So they'd be at least on par with us.

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These are apparently mutated humans caused by an alien parasite.
So close enough for me.

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>>410591

>>410599
such a simple ayy
and yet, so good
more pls

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>>410601
There was a time in these threads when if I decided to post greys people would tell me they weren't xeno enough.

>>410602
just ignore them

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>>410606
It was mostly back when these threads were on /d/.
I'm happy to be out of there.
Those people can get ridiculously elitist about their fetishes.

>>410602

Out of curiosity, was this on /aco/ or /d/?

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>>410610
Read the post right above yours.

>>410609
>>410610
Well then, you answered my question before I even asked it. But yes, I've noticed it too. Both the xeno and robo threads seem to have eased up on the elitism after the move from d to aco.

>>410611
my fucking dick

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>>410613
Robutts still suffer from it somewhat.

>>410615
Robots that look exactly like humans are pretty lame though.

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>>410615
Yeah the robo thread still has remenants of past elitisms. but it's mostly ignorable, if you're not one of the fools stupid enough to get sucked into it. It's certainly better than what it was on /d/.

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>>410616
Your posts are pretty lame

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>>410617
Remember when they tried to enforce the chart.
Man even /v/ got in on making fun of them for that.

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By the way almost all of they grey porn on the internet was made by fleatrollus.
So if you want anymore go bitch or throw money at him.

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>>410623
>almost all of they grey porn on the internet was made by fleatrollus
Well I suppose this isn't strictly true.
Theres also romman but I can't post most of his stuff since he usually has her fucking a horse.

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ALIEN GIRLS LIKE ARMPIT SUCK

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Would you date a snek?

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>>410692
yes
sneks are pure

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>>410692
Absolutely. But only if she promises not to turn me into green goop.

>>409474
Is that seriously porn of one of those shark things from Blood?

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>xeno thread without chimera sui generis species.
>no myaxx
>no adorable teenagers and lolis
>no different vaginas
You guys disappoint me.

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>>410778
this humanoids are the shit and I still don't understand why there isn't more.

>>410780
This species have literally ANYTHING.
>good genetics.
>perfect females and males.
>diversity.
>advanced.
>natural athletic body.
>high tolerance to pain.
>can be modified like vilgax.
>you will have the night of your life if you marry one.
>they're possibly open minded in anything sex related.
>they can be adorable...especially their lolis.
>they can reach a level of intelligence beyond your imagination.
>they're fucking perfect.

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>>410784
Just look at THIS.

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>>410785
That must feel fucking amazing.
Their vaginas must be 20 times better than a human vagina.

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>>410778
Looks better from the back in my opinion.

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>>410788
And anal with them must be awesome.
And they have a fucking comic made by taigan.
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/69305/2d4eb8b7ab/

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You guys prefer them young or old?

>>410791
Why not both?

>>410224
I'm not dead yet
I just had someone I know offline stalking the thread who knew it was me writing
Also My Own Xeno is a best title
>>410226
Fuzzy is shit, smooth skin is better

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Renabu where are you?

>>410791
>>410790
>>410789
I really like how they gave the main villain an actual race that they use for other characters other than him.

You hardly ever see that.

It's either we only see the one guy or his whole race are his minions.

>>410815
I wish there was more of this character. Reminds me of the Hive from Destiny, just not disappointing in every way. And also attractive.

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>>410849
>Reminds me of the Hive from Destiny
now that you mention it, kinda yeah
>just not disappointing in every way
so true
fucking glad I moved on from it
post TTK, but better late than never

>>410850
Speaking of, I wish there was more Eliksni art, too.

Man, if there's one thing Bungie does well (and it seems like there actually is) it's art. Everything in Destiny, and Halo for that matter, looks so fucking cool. Too bad Halo was the only one with good gameplay. Not counting Marathon, of course, because that was just Doom.

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>>410852
Agreed.
Fallen a best.

>>410855
Apparently Variks is secretly leading the remnants of the House of Wolves on Mars now. And the Queen is MIA. I know it won't happen because Bungie can't figure out how to make good games anymore, but fuck do I hope a future expansion lets us pick a side in whatever that is. Fuck the Awoken faggots, let me partner up with muh husbando, Variks.

>>410855
>>410852
>That story the guy tells about meeting a female Fallen and teaming up to fight off the Hive
>Loving story
>In the end he breaks her arm and kills her

...why do this Bungie

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>>410669
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>>410865

>>410861
Same reason any Eliksni or Cabal fighting Hive or Taken will immediately drop what they're doing to shoot the one Guardian around that could probably help them not die. Same with Covies and the Flood. "This all consuming parasite is threatening to kill us all and there's almost nothing we can do about it. BUT LET'S IGNORE THEM FOR A SECOND AND LET'S KILL THE SPARTAN THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP." Bungie can't into monster in-fighting. They say Doom do it and were like "We can, too." But all it really means to them is that enemies hate eachother, but they all hate you more.

Does anyone have... I think Newt's Tale was the name of the story? Not the official comic, which is what's making finding it near impossible

>>410868
Speaking of the flood, I feel like I'm the only person that actually like them. I would kill for a survival horror game where you're an ODST trying to escape a flood infested city or station

>>410909
I liked the Flood, but they were a little cookie cutter as far as enemies in vidya are concerned. Space zombies.

>>410909
I would just the Flood to exist again. Chief killed A Gravemind, but not every Flood in existence. They can make another somewhere else. And considering Firefight is to be the last free update for Halo 5, it'd be nice if they threw Flood in there, even if just for one map. Though this is 343 we're talking about. Granted they're also making an expansion entirely dedicated to Reach, so maybe they actually DO care enough to bother with Flood. 343 is an enigma.

>>410862
>>410863
>>410864
>>410865
>>410867
Gosh thats THICC

>>410921
One thing 343 can not do to save their lives is design armor.

WAY to much going on. The Halo 2/3 Spartan armor is perfect. Simple and straight forward.

343 armor is just covered in to many edges and random shit. Can't tell what you're looking at

>>410968
My issue with it is that the armor doesn't look like a suit of armor anymore, it looks like futuristic football padding laid over the same exact nano suit every single time. The designs themselves are fine, they're just implemented like shit. The more "complete" looking designs look fine. Helioskrill, Fotus, etc. But then there's shit like almost everything else, standard Mjolnir included, and it just looks like a skinsuit with pieces of armor tacked on.

>>410978
Yeah, that's what my main problem is.

With Bungie Halo the Spartan armor looks like a walking tank. Big suit of metal covering all but the joints

Then 343 comes in with random edgy metal parts glued to the body suit.

Personally to me Halo 3 had the best armor. Not too simple like in CE and not overdesigned out the all like 4/5

>>410859
>Apparently Variks is secretly leading the remnants of the House of Wolves on Mars now
against Guardians?
> And the Queen is MIA.
yeah, I know
her brother too

>let me partner up with muh husbando, Variks.
Variks a fucking best

>>410983
And you know what the worst part is? It only happens to "us." Only "our" Spartans have that problem. All of Fireteam Osiris and all of Blue Team look fucking fine. They look like Spartans. Take Buck for the best example. He looks like a fucking Spartan. He has almost complete armor cover, and what isn't covered still looks reinforced. Stands to reason that if "we" wear HELLJUMPER, "we'd" look that way too, right? No. When "we" wear it, it looks like what I've described in my post above. It's dumb.

>>410984
>against Guardians?
We don't know. He hasn't told us that he's leading them, you only find out through Grimoire, but he also never seemed to have an issue with us, so it could go either way.

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>>410987
>but he also never seemed to have an issue with us
yeah
all he (supposedly) wants his for his race to live in peace
Even though I don't play it anymore, I really hope they don't make him a bad guy somehow
he's too likable

>>410994
Have you read the Grimoire cards from his point of view? I forget which ones that are, but pretty much all of them are "I hate this bitch queen, but if we don't do what she says we all die, and we have to keep going." He was the Kell of the House of Judgment, iirc, and he's pretty much all about preserving that.

>>410983
Here's what I'm talking about here; >>410987
I won't waste thread images, so have some links.
http://www.halopedia.org/images/b/b5/H5G-Render-Buck-fullbody.png
http://www.halopedia.org/images/1/18/H5-Waypoint-Helljumper.png
Buck looks fine, "we" look retarded.

>>410997
I haven't played since before the first update. Is this guy in Cutscenes or is it a side story you read?

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>>410997
>He was the Kell of the House of Judgment
he was a scribe
Skolas was the Kell

>>410999
Yeah.

Also side note. Why does Buck still wear a ODST helmet? Is it explained in the books or is it just so the players are like "Oh yeah, the guy from ODST"