Messy malodorous mudbutts edition
>>400541
Woah, it's UberMedic. Haven't seen art from her in ages. Shit's cute as hell, hope the pace keeps up so I can actually make a commission without wondering if it'll be delayed six months.
Who /checksMomsterousprogresseveryday/ here? It's bound to happen eventually, right m80s?
>>>/trash/
You're shitting up the board.
>>400571
Team Rocket is "blasting" off!
>>400575
Dohohoho
>>400595
Not all Rearz diapers are the same, their thickest product is currently the safari. The princess diaper they're coming out with is a reskin of that, though, so it looks like they're going to be doing the same thing ABU is doing.
I've never tried either, but the last time I asked I was told that the safari is thicker than the little pawz but that it's maybe not worth the extra price.
>>400605
And no idea on the Seduction? It looks nice, but also like a bootleg black Fabine.
>>400595
>>400608
There's a picture floating around of the Seduction packaging, and it says it's rated at 5385mL. Given that anything 5000mL or greater is almost guaranteed to have the tapes snap before the diaper floods, it just comes down to preference.
Little Pawz is cute as all hell, Seduction has a certain hardcore sexy appeal while also being just plain weird. Some thing about black diapers is just...I want it, but I don't know why.
>>400541
Master's thesis
http://understanding.infantilism.org/surveys/ts_masters_thesis.pdf
More stuff...
http://www.toddlertime.com/dx/regression/infantilism.htm
>>400608
The other rearz diapers are good, so I'd say just go ahead and preorder some if you like the design.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ACOAges/
>>400633
oh dear
>>400572
I daresay it's happening today! Check it out!
>>400720
Thank you Leftism...you have earned yourself legendary status...
It's all squat-cobbler. I love it!
Just finished filling my diaper with 20, count 'em, 20... marshmallows... and some poop
Feels good man.
>>400815
Wow...if heaven is real and I get in. I hope they let me do stuff like that...I've wanted to try the marshmallow trick for a long time...I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Is the clean up similar to the real thing or is it easier?
>>400861
If anything it's worse because marshmallows are sticky like sticky candy. But if you do it clean there's no smell, so that's an upside. Still, the solution to the problem is just to rinse off in the shower.
>>400861
It's the real thing, Expect to find nooks and crannies that you never knew you had...
>>400871
Oh...well...you mean real thing as in; it comes out like the "real thing" right? I definitely want to do it some day regardless...it seems like good, "clean" fun.
>>400912
The whole point of the marshmallow trick ins't to simulate a mess; it's to induce one. If it's "clean" fun you're after, you're gonna want the banana trick.
>>400915
Oh...I didn't know that induced it...I thought they just went in and then came out...I don't know why I thought that, it makes more sense...I still want to give it a try, at least once just to know the feeling for myself...
>>400932
Just eat some bad seafood. It's like that.
>>400932
It does basically the same thing as glycerin suppositories because they're coated in glycerin. If you've ever had a laxative, or suppository, it's basically the same thing.
Post diapers when you talk about shitting in them, fucks.
>>400934
Oh, like a painful desperation that builds up to sweet release? That's how I remember my last encounter with seafood that did that kind of thing to me...is it like an uncontrollable/inevitable type thing? Will it come out whether you like it or not, or can you control it coming out?
>>400957
You so goth, anon.
>>400958
Yup and nope. It's uncontrollable.
>>400962
I'm so computers.
>>400905
Shout out to all the secret diapered Texas Anons in the threads. It's both heartening and a little scary to know there are so many of you so close.
>>400957
I'm sorry man you're right..
>>400970
Sup fellow Texas friend. I know what you mean...there is a lot of us around in Texas...I've never met any of the Texas ABDL's irl...but every online exchange always got too weird for me...oh well...Texas!
>>400964
Awesome! I'm not a huge fan of messing but I want to feel that.
>>401027
That never even happend in Korra...
>>401035
This is where you draw the line, anon?
>>401047
Yeah...that actually happened in that show...it is canon...
>>401035
That happened... though not to Tootie unfortunately.
>>401035
Tootie letting out a fart of love. Classic...
>>401054
I'm just kidding though...just joshing your taters. Of course it never happened in Korra...that was the only Nickoldeon related diaper pic I had...it lends itself to the joke lol
>>401059
Yeah... I remember...every cartoon has to have its obligatory age regression episode. Why do you think that is?
>>401064
I drew that pic actually. The FoP one I mean.
Not as good as the field here, but it's one of my favorites.
>>401069
Because there's a conspiracy to infantalize the adult population in order to secure political power over the citizenry?
>>401069
There are only so many plots. The longer a series, the more possible one will be picked.
>>401069
Obviously it's because of secret AB/DL agents influencing cartoons to create more of themselves.
>>401069
Someone had a list here if all the FoP AR and diaper moments and they were very numerous.
>>401073
Good work dawg...5/5 drawing...
>>401075
You have the most rational of all the explanations. You win a prize! A picture! Yay! It's my favorite...
>>401090
Thanks... I've not drawn that much lately but I was doing a bit of practice earlier since I've been out of the loop. Hopefully I have something by tomorrow.
>>401059
Pretty sure there was a gag involving Tootie wetting herself.
>>401107
Jurgen got the treatment once or twice.
Does anyone else watch cartoons as part of their diaper wearing ritual? I like to wear and watch my old favorites... Ed, Edd n Eddy, Billy and Mandy, KnD, and Courage the Cowardly Dog to name a few...I don't like to "babby out" or anything like that but something about cartoons...they just lend themselves to the experience.
>>401123
I just like to watch them and fap to the AR episodes.
>>401105
Well keep it up...I bet you could really make a name for yourself in the world of ABDL art...a name that's in...like...a really bold, hard to miss font..."that would be cool" - Butthead, 1997
>>401123
I've never really been able to, since I always feel like I'm "wasting time." Even while I'm diapered up with my paci and my stuffed animal friend, it's hard to stop thinking about my adult responsibilities.
My dream is to get out my Super Nintendo one day and play with abandon as though I was five years old again, not even having to worry about the potty.
>>401132
Yeah...just something about the forced regression episodes sets me off too but only if the characters end up in diapers. I remember, a long time ago, I was watching SGT. Frog and it had an AR/AP episode... None of the characters ended up in diapers, I was very disappointed.
>>401132
Yeah...just something about the forced regression episodes sets me off too but only if the characters end up in diapers. I remember, a long time ago, I was watching SGT. Frog and it had an AR/AP episode... None of the characters ended up in diapers, I was very disappointed.
>>401149
Wow...I want to bust out my SNES now, play some MegaMan or maybe Lufia, or Secrets of Evermore or something. I could always emulate them, but what's the fun in that?
>>401160
Hmm...that shit got duplicated...I blame the government...and the app I use on my phone...
Well this thread sure is crappy.
>>401149
You didn't have to worry about the potty when you were five?
>>400487
>onlyo e part
Dang
>>401165
Oh oh oh! I always loved playing Secret of Mana when I was young! Flaffy was the coolest dragon in the whole world.
Never got around to playing Evermore, though I know it's supposed to be a completely different experience.
>>401123
Hell yeah
http://original.livestream.com/supercartoontelevision
>>401176
Nah, I did; conveyed that poorly with my sloppy grammar.
Wearing diapers these days feels fantastic, but when I'm feeling little it's much more like I'm 5-9 years old again in terms of emotions and reactions to things. Exploring that side has been fun these last few months, I just need to let loose and have playtime some days, even if it's by myself.
>>401149
Yeah...I can relate to the feeling of wasting time. Do you ever get some days off? You know, to just go nuts...
>>401184
That's about the age range of my little side too, but with diapers as well, of course.
>>401178
Hell yeah, Secret of Mana was amazing!
Evermore is like time travel with you and your dog, and helping out the people in that time.
>>401195
I sometimes wish I could get in to a little headspace because not being able to get in one makes me feel weird when I wear sometimes...I've tried to "force" myself into one, it just didn't feel right...other than my cartoons though, they make me feel better in conjunction with diapers...
>>401059
Tootie shat herself though. Close enough.
>>401215
Could you specify the season and episode?
>>401192
I sold my soul to the finance gods, so I work the classic 9-5. Or 9-infinity. Depends on what's going on any given week. We've had some upper management shuffles recently, so I've been on edge while I curry favor. Diapers are a relaxing physical release from that, but getting into littlespace has been tough.
It's nice being able to buy as many diapers as I want though. Gonna be a fun year with all the new designs coming out.
>>401195
Do you ever feel strange about your little self in relation to other littles? On Tumblr and the like you always see people watching Disney, playing with blocks, coloring ponies, eating shitty food, etc. Maybe I was just a weird kid, but I loved learning about stuff and reading, playing video games, and snacking on practically any raw vegetables available. Wish there was more of that visible on blogs and the like.
>>401202
It seems super cool, every time I've seen it. Maybe I should get a cart and play it when I've got a long weekend of diaper time. It'll be a little strange on a modern TV, but playing something I know almost nothing about sounds like...nostalgia.
>>401082
I listed some moments here myself, but yeah, there are a lot, even starting from the pilot episode.
>>401219
I don't know it specifically, but if it helps any in your search, this was the episode when Timmy ended up at Vicky's house as part of Vicky's reform program. I think Timmy had to deal with the sister's dog as well in that episode. It ended with Timmy crossdressing as a maid and Tootie still locked in the closet when the episode ended. They don't show anything, but you hear Tootie complaining in the closet about needing to go then immediately saying she doesn't need to anymore. I also say "shit" because practically every single bodily function joke in that show deals with soiling/messing.
>>401220
>Do you ever feel strange about your little self in relation to other littles? On Tumblr and the like you always see people watching Disney, playing with blocks, coloring ponies, eating shitty food, etc. Maybe I was just a weird kid, but I loved learning about stuff and reading, playing video games, and snacking on practically any raw vegetables available. Wish there was more of that visible on blogs and the like.
I live with family so the time I spend as a little as well as what I can do is fairly limited. For me, it's mostly diapers, video games, and cartoons. I do feel a little weird about it sometimes because I don't really get into a headspace much. I think it's because I'm always alone while enjoying little time but if I had someone to interact with, I'd be able to regress a bit more. But yeah, most of the Tumblr littles' activities tend to skew more babyish than I personally like.
>>401231
>Timmy crossdressing as a maid
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Homewrecker
>>401220
Oh...a working man, white collar. That's good...it is always good to hear someone doing well for themselves in some way. I have had a lot of time on my hands this past year. I was in a car crash and my back got messed up...I had to stop working and quit school ;_; I was in computer science and learning some cool stuff...I get to go back to school the fall though that should put me back on track
Just marshmallowed up with 7 of the buggers.
About to see how this goes.
Fingers crossed!
>>401252
School is good Anon, but remember well: who you know is going to be far more important than what you know when you get out of college. Make sure you talk frequently to all of your professors (relevant to your major,) and inquire about student organizations focused on finding jobs in your field. Even if it's outside your comfort zone, just fake confidence until you suddenly the world is in your lap.
I could direct you to certain folks, but there's more than one college around DFW so I've got no idea if that would be helpful. I was in business anyway, even if I was on the tech side. Those two groups hated each other.
>>401281
Have fun.
Since we've got a mudbutt edition, would anybody mind editing her diaper to be stained from her mess?
>>401294
I've heard about those kinds of rivalry's. Business and Tech and all that. After the accident I just couldn't maintain all those acquaintances and nurture them into full blown "college contacts" but I will get the contact train rolling when I go back to school. I'm planning on moving away from Texas and going to an out of state university...(picture as penance for lack of ABDL discussion in this post)
In celebration of Disgaea's re-release, Flonne.
>>401338
have this mate
>>401352
I really, really like this image. Can I save it?
And Etna too, why not.
>>401357
...why would you not be able to save it?
>>401359
Did you counter-troll me by using my choice of words (can instead of may) against me? I like the cut of your jib...
>>401366
It's an image on 4Chan.
You just save it if makes your dick diamonds.
>>401367
I know. I was just joshing your taters...
>>401354
She'll stick to being a mommy.
>>401367
>Scroll past this image
>That's fucking cute
>Not even into diapers
>All I can think about now is being read a bedtime story by some motherly wyvern.
Fuck you guys.
>>401412
One of us. One of us.
>>401172
I gotta agree
>hick talking
>Leftism spamming at the beginning of the thread
>blogging
>Leftism
>every diaper gag in cartoons is fapbait
>Leftism
I just want a diaper thread without all this nonsense.
>>401416
Just sleep it off, anon.
>>401416
Leftism three times. Is that right?
>>400644
>FLORBP
The greatest.
Get out diaperfaggots, nobody wants you here. take the hint.
You'll corrupt the whole board and sent us into madness if you don't/
>>401543
>corrupt the whole board
this is a good thing
>>401542
>nobody wants you here. take the hint
Right back atcha, chum.
>>401568
>>401570
>>401571
>>401573
>>400957
You know there's a reason why the post counter and image counter are separate, right?
>>400639
I've heard about this game alot but I can only find versions from 2014, is that the latest or is there another place I can get it from?
>>401355
Thanks!
>>401416
I wasn't really complaining, I was just making a joke about all the messy diapers in this thread.
>>401354
>re-rerelease
Details? Platform?
>>401543
We can't discuss things, even if they are RP? That's all a part of the ABDL community...the good and the cringe-worthy bad...
>>401063
She must have learned it from AnimatedJames.
>>401799
Steam.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/405900/
If you get it in the next couple hours before it comes out, it includes the OST and a Digital Art book.
>>401354
>>401968
>read the description
>she's not a cyborg
FUCK
>>400541
bisgusting freaks
>>402043
>bisgusting
How do you even do that? D and B aren't even that close to each other.
So what is /aco/ doing today?
>>402060
Applying for jobs so I can move out of my parents house and wear diapers again.
Yes, having my own place and a large stash is a main motivation for moving out.
Got a Master's degree but no job experience. Fingers crossed.
>>401947
Every now and then I find something in this fetish that horrifies me even though it's one of my fantasies.
>>402074
Wearing diapers freely is also a reason I want to have my own place too. But I also have like 4 other reasons to do so as well.
What job you trying to apply for m8?
>>402080
Supply Chain Management is the title of the field. But I'd take anything that pays 60k+
>>402074
Good luck anon...if I had a house all to myself that is how I would roll too. I would keep a well stocked steamer trunk...
>>402081
Never heard of that job before. Is it stressful work?
>>402085
It could be. Depends on the company and the job I guess.
It involves logistics, transportation, that sort of stuff. Big companies have supply chains of getting resources and products across the planet and hire teams of people to optimize it and make it efficient.
>>401963
Where's the story?
>>402109
Nvm, found it on DA. Stupid as hell.
>>401947
Why boner?
>>401947
YES, YES... WORSHIP DIAPERED-CTHULHU
>>400541
No scat on /aco/ you degenerate fucks.
>>402233
Agreed. There isn't any scat on /aco.
>>402233
Go back to your blueboard, normie.
I want more art of girls with handsome daddies.
>>402238
Skibbidy bop dop doo wop
>>402466
That's by pink diapers. Love that rascal!
>>402474
Is this supposed to be an ironic comment? Because I can't take it seriously, especially when someone on 4chan says "rascal".
>>402468
Holy shit, new Disgaea art.
>>402526
Well son, looks like you can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl.
>>402499
I won't say she's my favorite artist, but she make free diaper porn, so I'm not complaining.
>>402566
>>402569
>>402570
>>402572
>>401897
>check out link
>hover mouse over Add to Cart
>notice the "mixed reviews" flag
>read the reviews
Yeah, I think my DS copy still works just fine...
>>402587
I admit, I only got it in hopes that they might port over the others.
>>401428
>>402606
Warpspeed? Warps pee'd...
Okay so I ran out of Belissimos, wondering if there is anything better out there?
>>402624
But she'll be telling you,
"Good girls don't, but I do."
>>401954
People who commission art of themselves over and over are cringey.
>>402637
I agree but isn't that just a drawing of Belle from Beauty and the Beast?
>>401428
someday carotte will learn perspective
>>402641
And on that grim day, all the khalasars will unite as one and trample the world underhoof
>>402639
According to the description, the tiny one is an oc.
>>402634
Right now ABU's new line with Space and Little Pawz win in terms of capacity and flair, especially if you like all-over diaper designs. Tykables has the Overnight with its super comfy outer plastic layer and body-hugging feel. Rearz has a bunch of diapers from Spoiled to Safari to the strange new Seduction (all black) that are thick as can be, but really expensive. There's a new diaper from France coming out in April called the Kiddo, made by Diaper Commissioner. It's got owls on it :3 Barebum has their first release; I've heard good things about it, but don't like baby block designs personally so I've neglected to try it.
Long story short, Bambino better do a good freakin' job with their new Magnifico design. They may not have had competition in 2007, but ABDL is apparently much bigger than anyone imagined. Having so many choices has made shopping for padding a delightfully fun activity.
>>402596
Been playing Megadimension Neptunia V-II lately and I'm loving it.
I think there should be diaper art of Uzume/Orange Heart, I like her constant switch of her serious and cute personality even in her human form.
>>402646
>oc
actually self insert
>>402638
I know...but I wanted to make a diaper related anti-joke...I'm so randem lel XD
>>402661
This is my new favorite diaper picture. It's just too cute. Thank you friendâ„¢
>>402682
Welcome. Shame that there isn't more art of the series.
>>402655
>but ABDL is apparently much bigger than anyone imagined. Having so many choices has made shopping for padding a delightfully fun activity.
Very much so. Ten years ago if you had a diaper collection you had some Bambinos, some Abenas, and a munch of diapers you didn't want to wear. The select that's come out in recent years is very impressive. Also to add to your list there's the sceneextender brand.
>>402736
Once the diaper manufacturing companies (whatever their names are) got wind of a whole new demographic (us) those dollar signs that scar their souls lit up. There is no doubt the people that manufacturer diapers love us...and our cash. I'm not complaining though, I appreciate the awesome selection we have as a result. The future is cool.
>>402790
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
>>402655
>Long story short, Bambino better do a good freakin' job with their new Magnifico design
Which also makes me want to buy up as many cases of their other diapers as possible and speculate on the off chance that the magnifico design is shit that Bambino goes out of business and their diapers become sought ater collectors items among ABDLs as the ABDL-centric diaper that started it all
>>402790
Perhaps this is how AB/DL will join spanking as being seen as just a kink some people have. Not by talk shows and social media, but through capitalism.
>>402811
Not worth it. I wouldn't want to be torn between the choice of wearing and using a bambino and saving it as a collector's item.
>>402811
They just announced the contest details. The winner gets a year's worth of diapers! I have some ideas involving argyle, but I'd be afraid of being identified if I actually won.
Maybe I'll draft something up anyway, just for fun.
Lina casts "dragon incontinence".
Why does it feel like there's such a lack of good diaper pooping videos anymore? Seems like they're all either old or fake.
>>402919
Felt the text fit with this, too.
>>402967
I know for some of the studio's UK porn laws went into effect that banned them from doing it because it was "to obscene"
>>403031
Fucking corporations ruin everything.
>>403031
I don't personally like scat but why does it have to be banned? Why does a government need to be restrict what people do with their bodily functions and stuff...wouldn't you think there are more important things going on in the world...it doesn't make sense.
More Kill la Kill puppies.
Much better than when commissioners get things like boxing matches.
>>403064
>>403061
Or at least the "UK studio laws" it's still absolute shit.
>>403066
There's something so charming about rfswitcheds drawing style that I just adore. Can't get enough of it.
The huge amount of KLK diaper art lately annoys me. This wouldn't be a problem if it was two years ago but I'm very sure these artists/commissioners seem to got into it after it got a dub and aired on Toonami. That could also explain their entry level tastes too.
>>403074
If by charming you mean shitty then I wholeheartedly agree.
What abdl artists on DeviantArt are taking commissions right now? I had this pic done by bluebarondl, and I have PieceofSoap briefly coming out of retirement to do another for me. I was going to go with Muy-x but their slots have filled since I last checked. Anybody want to point me in the right direction?
>>403242
If by shitty you mean charming, then I wholeheartedly agree.
>>403254
Zee takes Sketch commissions for his streams but his actual comm line is a little backed up.
I'm trying to comm Rinonno and it's been about 3 weeks since he said it would be about 2 weeks to get to me.
Normal Deviant is open too also has a waiting list.
So basically, unless you wanna sketch don't expect anything that soon.
>>403254
Carotte's currently open, but he has a queue to work through.
>>403281
Honestly with his backlog, it's best to just toss him a note and just forget he exists for 2 or 3 months.
>>402081
SCM huh anon? I'm finishing up my Bachelor's in global logistics right now with 6 years military experience in the field. Has it been pretty difficult finding jobs that meet your requirements? Best of luck to you!
>>403254
Swabbs is open for commissions but they do not advertise on their deviantart really. Sent them a note though they will answer just fine.
Was thinking of creating a grid list of diapers currently available to order online and sort them by price, type of diaper, style, thickness, etc.
>>403319
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>403319
That's a great idea and would be appreciated in the ABDL community.
Wtf is this creepy shit, I thought we banned child porn?
>>403356
Drawings aren't child pornography, and if this were illegal then this thread would've shut down instantly. You do know the catalog exists and people use it, right?
Also there's barely any lolicon posted here either.
#Logic
>inb4 retards start RPing with the troll
>>403362
Awww but RP'ing the trolls is fun.
>>403356
This fetish has nothing to do with children. Even loli images will get you a day ban from 4chan for being posted in this thread (I should know it happened to me a few days ago.)
See:
>>400615
for more information.
>>403256
If by charming you mean shitty then I wholeheartedly agree.
>>403398
"nothing to do with children"
>half the images posted in these threads are of child characters, every diaperfag tartlet's gallery and faves are full of them
Okay dude
>>403555
It depends on the context and what the viewer is getting out of it. If he is into age regression wherein he becomes small then its not about children but the fantasy of becoming small.
The intention of those comments is to conflate this fetish with that of pedophilia which draws its attention on the child itself. No such conflation exists within the psychiatric literature. Some going so far as to remark that its perhaps the opposite and furthest away from it since abdl tend to be highly protective of children.
Of course as with any group there are exceptions to the rule
>>403551
You said that already. How original.
>>403572
abdl tend to be protective of children because they're deathly afraid of being assimilated to pedophiles.
>>403727
Protective is protective, even if it's born of a worry of being associated with the wrong crowd.
>>401947
Why do I want this so much?!
>>403727
"We are pedo of the Borg, prepare to be assimilated."
"Nooooo. <blort!>"
"We cannot assimilate you, you smell bad."
>>403362
Trolls are the best to RP with, their incessant need for attention with followup responses is like, one-sided RP. But it works
>>403061
The reason I heard from a payment processor who refuses to do anything involving scat had a long list of content they wouldn't handle and various reasons for each one.
For example, in addition to scat they won't handle any content involving blood (even fake blood) being shown because in the case of both scat and blood, it is depicting behavior that could easily lead to disease if replicated in real life and if real could put the models at severe health risks.
They also wouldn't handle any porn depicting religious symbols or figures because they were worried about backlash from extremist organizations.
>decide to work from home today
>realize this means I can pad up while working without anyone knowing
This is way too much fun, crinkling my way through conference calls and sucking on my paci while working on code. I have to be careful not to get addicted to this. Any other Anons having some happy padded times today?
>>403876
>>ABDL software engineer
I suspect a high number of people in the tech industry are into this. Not sure why, I just have a gut feeling.
>>403924
We don't have to get up to go potty every 15 minutes after drinking a gallon of soda would be my excuse.
>>403872
And fisting. Can't have any fists up a girls private parts, eh?
>>403876
>careful not to get addicted to this
Aww, where's the fun in that, anon? Its' obvious you're having a lot of fun with it, why not do it more often? It's comfy, and it allows you to be more productive in your work. A win/win, I'd say.
>Any other Anons having some happy padded times today?
I don't have work today, so I've been wearing Abenas all day. On a whim, I went to the store to get a can of prunes, for obvious reasons. I've been occasionally snacking on them for the past hour or so, waiting for the effects to start.
>>404140
>It's obvious you're having a lot of fun with it, why not do it more often?
Cause I have trouble accepting myself. I've thought a lot about buying in cases recently, but always stop short when I think what other people would think of me. I know it's a secret, and I've even got a few close friends who know including my sister, but...
I always feel like if I completely accept this part of me, I'll be a bad person. It's not rational thinking, it's just a personality thing that's really hard to shake. Talking to you guys helps take my mind off the anxiety sometimes.
>>403727
I don't agree with this. I think it has more to do with abdls, especially the ab side of it, having a connection with their inner child so they take it personally when they see children harmed.
>>403924
>software engineer
>not consuming all food through ba-ba by adding Soylent, ambronite, or the like to it
Great combo.
>>404209
Soylent Green is people!
ABDL software engineer here, can confirm I've done my fair share of commits and conference calls while padded. Big fun
>>404140
How much of an effect do prunes cause? I've been thinking about trying them but I want to know what I'd be in for first.
>>404230
Hello fellow ABDL developer Anon~ Though I imagine we're probably in completely different fields; I majored in a pretty something pretty niche for job opportunities.
>>404236
Sounds like you went for embedded work?
I'm just a general purpose applications developer, manage a rather large list of internal/external applications for a p. big tech company. I love the freedom that being in this field brings, if I wake up and don't feel like changing out of my wet diaper and fuzzy sleeper, I can just sit there and go to town on an RFE without ever unzipping my onesie.
>>404234
I got the idea from a twitter account I followed a while back. He claimed that he ate nearly 18 oz of prunes, and then proceeded to shit himself silly for the rest of the day. Claimed it was better than any laxatives he'd ever tried.
I've only eaten most of a 12oz container, and after a couple hours, I've finally started to feel some distinct rumblings. Not as fast as Marshmallows, but the current rumbling feels similar.
>>404234
They're a high fiber food which can be eaten or drank as a liquid. It's no worse than metamucil and quite gentle on your intestines.
Chock full of vitamins and minerals, it's a good choice, really.
>>404239
Mainframe development. I was told by a professor that there was money in it. They weren't kidding.
>>404247
COBOL?
>>404252
Major in Computer Science, see if your college has any student developer positions. If not, internship is an option later on, but only take a position that will pay you. Having just the tiniest bit of development experience on your resume will help you immensely. But mostly, get a BS in CS (actually know your shit too) and you'll pretty much get to choose where you work once you're out.
You'll probably figure out what kind of coding you want to be doing once you get some real-world SE experience.
>>404240
>>404243
I've tried meta a couple times and liked what it did even if it took a day or two to do its thing. So if prunes are similar that's good. I get rather nervous about trying this kind of thing but I'll keep them in mind.
>>404250
That's the one, though knowing JCL has been far more important for day-to-day work. Most applications for COBOL have already been written in one form or another, given that it's over 50 years old.
>>404252
Getting into mainframe stuff isn't necessarily easy from a college perspective. I happened to be in one of like, four in the entire country that still teach it. Still, there's plenty you can learn online. COBOL is the main programming language you'll encounter; JCL (Job Control Language) is the "language" that you use to execute it. Try looking up the Master the Mainframe competition that IBM puts out.
My major was in the college of business, so having a technical degree isn't necessarily required. A couple of my peers were in Comp Sci or Electrical Engineering, but most were in business since mainframe applications are mostly used by huge financial firms. They're desperate for young people right now, since all of their old developers are reaching retirement age.
>>404281
It's times like this I wish I had plastic pants. I want to feel what it's like to sit down, but if I do, I'll most assuredly overflow.
>>404285
You're gonna have a great time in the shower.
>>404287
Actually, it was mostly liquid, so cleaning it off myself wasn't so bad.
On the other hand, I hesitated a bit too long to change, and, well.
I had to clean up the floor.
Definitely going to invest in plastic pants before trying that again.
>>404313
Mostly liquid? You're not done yet.
>>404320
Well, I drank a ton of water today, too. The only other thing I ate was a breakfast burrito.
>>404345
There's still the mass of the prunes to pass. Sometimes all the sugars cause gas as well. Keep us abreast of the next day or so.
Reddit made an ABDL discord, but it's open to everyone. Pass it around.
https://discordapp.com/invite/0iE0a61cJuZN5L6h
>>402005
Don't worry, the story Arukan wrote for this is fucked up enough to make the whole thing worth it.
https://sta.sh/0216zkhjjbck
And part 2:
https://sta.sh/01ygi0mwveb4
Please do not whine at me about how this scarred you, I fapped to it.
>this fetish has nothing to do with children.
Even if that were true you're all still mentally ill sissy faggots for acting like babies in the first place.
>>404478
Well that makes you a mentally ill sissy faggot as it takes one to know one.
>>404442
>Please do not whine at me about how this scarred you,
lolwut
how would any of that scar somebody
>>404478
One of the reasons why it isn't studied too deeply in psychiatry is because they only focus on what is harmful to society or the person.
If you were to go to a doctor, they would just deal with your shame and guilt and tell you to accept yourself and to enact moderation with the indulgence.
In an ironic twist, your obsession with this being a mental illness may be a sign of mental illness... but not necessarily.
>>403924
I can confirm this. CSIS major here.
>>404247
I received similar advice...now that I have confirmation on how lucrative it is from a third party...I'm on it. Thanks, Anon.
>>400541
Mudblood edition