Post anything related to Liara from the Mass Effect series.
I've seen Liara, Samara, and even Aria. But not a single green ass Shiala work. With her bg story, she should been futa and bimbo-tize to hell and back.
>not knowing that samara will always be superior
>liking having your dick ripped off by justicar cunt
You'd have to read the wiki to get it clear, but some shit like they bang but they don't actually use the DNA of other species, they just somehow pattern chromosomes after their partner's. Somehow.
The asari are pretty lame.
Bioware threw a lot of potential out of the window after ME1. They just got scared and instead of going big in the xeno department they dowgraded it to painfully mainstream alien romances with almost no spice.
Just search for the cannon appearence of the Quarians. Its literaly a stock photo with shitty photoshop filters and 3 fingers on the hand. Some anon even took more stock photos of that laughing old white guy and "made" him a quarin in less than 2 hours just for shits and giggles. I wish I had that saved.
There is also the gay romances that were absolutely disgusting. Not because they were same sex option between males, but because of how woden, idiotic, and steryotipical they were. The only people happy with it were SJW's who didnt play the games.
I cant say much since I never bothered to play the ME series, but my friend who did described the male/male romances as "The horny gay guy steryotype time 100x". As in, you can get a guy from crying over his DEAD HUSBAND, to RIDING YOUR COCK in 3 or four sentences.
Let that sink in. Now imagine the same scenario on a straight relationship.
Also, Bioware has a writer who has openly stated she doesnt like videogames. Let that sink in too when you consider the lost posibilities of the series.
oh I remember that guy, it was annoying and even creepy as I tried to just conform him about his dead boyfriend and he started hitting on my shep. I just wonder who is to blame for all that shit, whether EA, bioware or both.
Both really. Suits are notorious for being easy to spook and absolute retards when it comes to new media or ideas. Just picture this: The same type of person who is a primary shareholder and member of a director board of a hollywood studio is also the guy in the same position in silicon valey on games companies. And most companies do not have the balls to tell those people when they are wrong or misguided.
That scenario did happen in a straight relationship. In the same series, in fact. Thane.
Also, lol if you actually believe anything you said.
>The only people happy with it were SJW's who didnt play the games.
>I never bothered to play the ME series
They should have gone with something like this.
But at least we can imagine stuff like this.
Thane's wife died. You can literally hit on him while he's telling you about how it happened. The exact dialogue option "I want you, Thane", if I recall correctly. Bioware romances are invariably silly.
Mass Effect 2 still owns, though, despite everything that's happened since then.
That looks great. Though if I recall, from the books, they state that Quarians are supposed to look very similar to humans. In fact, they could almost pass save for their ears, which looked alien.
I think not, friend. The less futa garbage we have the better. The asari shemale shit we get? that's fine since it's balanced out by femLiara. The last thing we need is more nippon garbage futa ruining another flavour of porn
>Can't calibrate garrus
>Can't surrender broshep's boicunt to grunt/wrex
>Can't suck thane's cock and just freak out for a while
why do you think we all love blue space qt? she's the absolute best we got
"Let's go..." <Punch>
annnd afterwards... if you try and talk to her again anytime soon.
"You have to wait until I want it."
I think there was a comment on talking to someone else...
"I wanna have sex and Kinsey scares the crap out of me."
Not the exact wording (been a little bit since I played) but you get the idea.
Pretty amusing parody the first time you notice it but eh.
>mfw Thane is the second most popular femshep romance option after Garrus
I respect your opinion even though I disagree with it.
<<<Admittedly I wish this pic was the other way around with a pregnant femShep and futa Liara.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng (too bad morigan isn't lesbian though)
To be fair Samara would blow any romance out of the water if she was an actual romance and not a fucking cocktease!
I personal think Liara is cuter Samara looks a bit... ghoulish in my opinion.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MASS ERECT 4
bioware pls ill shill so hard for it
a lot of them are animated by fugtrup who does a bunch of source filmaker porn
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Shame they never made any more.
Yeah... He's got that whole bara thing going on. Plus, I'd love to make him suffer for dragging me through a boring and idiotic storyline. I still don't understand why an AI needs shipments of monster trucks at an actual dock.