>you will never watch all the anime

Why would you want to?

>>138451377
It's nice to have a goal anon

Go try

>>138451377
Good, only 5% of all anime ever made is note worthy

It might be possible to get close if you start getting fucking serious about watching anime, ie. watching anime at 10x speed.

>>138451709
This.

>>138451377
>implying that's a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxJh7zObec
Do you really want to watch anime like this, OP?

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>>138452220
>They will never know my suffering

>>138451709
when you watch all the anime you gain a special deus ex machina that forces people around you to respect your opinion at all times. you become the king of /a/ and even get your own loli harem.

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>>138451377
Nigga, is that a challenge?

>>138451377
Based dude.

>>138451377
well but you can, consider this
in order to watch EVRYTHING that airs in a year you need to spend more or less 6 hours a day (in the way worst case)
if you spend 10 hours a day watching anime you will have watched all the anime ever made in 15 years (worst case), but you could actually make it in 10 years

>>138452891

It's mathematically impossible.
I think I once calculated that it would take 20 years of hardcore marathoning, at least a cour a day, to watch everything.

And in that time, 20 years of new anime will have been made.

I guess if the whole industry just dies you could catch up.

>>138451914

Only watching at 1x speed counts, no cheating.

>>138451377
>tfw I'll probably take 10 years to finish my backlog if I continue at the same rate as now
I should really stop watching only seasonal shit.

>>138451914
>10x speed
How in the fuck are you supposed to read the subtitles?

>>138453391
>NIGGA, IS THAT A CHALLENGE

>>138453391
So if you watch every single airing anime and half a cour a day, you'd be able to watch all anime ever made in just forty years?

Doesn't sound particularly hard.

>>138453564
Do you watch dubs or something?

>>138454359
>dubs
I literally asked how you're supposed to read subs at 10x speed. How do you jump to the conclusion that I'm watching dubs?

>>138454459
Because only people that only watch dubs ever complain about subs being too fast to read.

>>138454515
http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
I was able to read 398 words per minute and answer all questions corretly. Unless you're able to do 3980 words per minute, I don't believe you'll be able to read the subs at 10x speed. (that's more than double as fast as the average speed reader and just 800 words slower than the world record)

>>138454720
Step up

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>>138451377
if we take out all the shovelware, it wouldn't be impossible

>>138451377
>multiple episodes behind on everything I picked up this season
>still have unfinished shows from last season and the season before
please end it

>>138451377
Mio you get headpats

>>138451377
It's ok, anything with a male is shit, so I never planned to watch all of it.

>>138456617
I'm still on ep 5 of Rozen Maiden:Zurückspulen and have about 11 more shows on standby from past seasons not mention my endless non-seasonal backlog.