>week long hiatus to do up a gratuitous vanilla hand holding lights off missionary sex marathon
Let me live this dream for a moment, even if I know I'm only deceiving myself.
>or so you're lead to believe until the baby bump starts growing
What the fuck, I thought we said no threads during the hiatus. We were gonna take a break.
>anons ever doing what anyone, especially other anons say
whos the dummy now bitch