ITT: we post a devils fruit power that you want to have IRL
im worried it may have downsides we havent been shown yet. for example, crocodile cant interact with water if he wants to use his devil fruit powers. Im worried with the utility the pika pika no mi provides, its ubiquity in a fight would make it especially vulnerable to haki users. My headcannon also came up with the idea that becoming a light man makess you perceive things at light speed as well, which is why kizaru talks and reacts so slowly. He is actually unbelievably fast, but he slows down for the rest of us.
Any other answers are shit prove me wrong
I would want the power to be able to collect buttcrack sweat with the snap of my finger. I would then spend my life collecting and bottling the buttcrack sweat of every pretty girl I find.
They'd call my show Cracked Moon.