Houtarou Oreki falls in love with Chitanda Eru.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the rich girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Chitanda, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, Oreki deduces that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the wannabe detective's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CURIOSITY.
God damn, fuck you and fuck this dumb meme.
Remember that it's actually chetonda that slowly brainwashed this poor guy into falling in love with her just so that she won't be the one that's stuck with managing the family inheritance.
I'm curious about the color of Empress' panties.
Do you think it' black? Or violet? It can't be pink, can it?