What would really hit the mark is if she had an affair in grade school, remained oblivious that it was a big deal until her husband decided to deflower her at age 16, and then she just drops the bomb right before they do it. "Oh, sex, like what I had 8 years ago with that nice man who showed me how adult play?". Ensues the slow but complete destruction of anon's soul.
I never understood the HNNNNNG feeling until I watched this show.
Now I get it.
Every single nip that watches this show dies of a heart attack. We won't need to.